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I hope it gose okay this time
I forgot what a prime number is andd i'm too lazy t look it up
I really should do some work right now but I just cannot because I am so lazy.
god, why am I so lazy. I should really do something and make a living on my own
I think Mr.ジェームス is hilarious and Debito Arudou needs to get a life that doesn’t involve having a stick up his ass.
Today there was a kid in my bio class that I swear had a picture of Mageres on his labtop. I wounder where he found it and if he even knows what it means.
Mageres is a famous and well known 2-chan meme involving a picture of an older Asian gentleman making a funny face and giving a hearty thumbs up, typically with a red and yellow sunburst background. It can be used sincerely, as in "good job", sarcastically, or just for the hell of it. He's also photoshopped into a lot of pictures and featured in a lot of Nico Nico Douga.
To me personally Mageres is a pretty cool dude. He flashes thumbs up and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>15
Everyone has a picture of Mageres in their computers - It's the law.
penis
I never knew what the Mageres meme was about, but even then I still thought it was kind of funny.
I'm glad I finally found out that meme's name.
I wish these drunk rednecks would stop screaming. It's 1:10am and there are other people in the hotel trying to sleep.
penis
YOU ARE
SO BEAUTIFUL
TO ME
oh my god i cant stop thinking of guinea pigs. oh my god oh my god oh my god mum put out the hairdryer what the fuck youre going on my nerves
I've fallen in love again, with a girl I've fancied for ages...now that she's came up to visit me and done a shitload of drugs with me, it doesn't matter so much that she's in my little brother's year at school! I only wish she was here so I could hold her now rather than odd visits now and then.
I think theres a possibility that Americas going to have another civil war or some other kind of internal conflict pretty soon. When did the last one end? 1865? 95? It was more than a hundred years ago, so yeah, we're due for another one.
I should buy a gun.
I hope this does not happen. I'm in a confederate state, but I hate confederates.
>>28
The fuck you talking about? That was all us, man. The Elitist Superstructure will rise again!
I love you too.
dicks dicks lol
There sure are a lot of Brits around here.
I'll take your fears away.
Miton ga suki!
It’s always Putin’s turn.
Why am I browsing DQN in lecture again
god, life is so meaningless
theres nothing out there for me
i should just give up
Why can't you be with me ? And what is this strange feeling ?
>>39
For the Scotsmen have their thistle, and the Welshmen have their leek
The English have a rose, my boys, and lots of flamin' cheek
The Irish have their shamrock and they hold it very dear
But you'll find it wi' the thistle in auld Glasgow at New Year
I really want to suck dick
I really want to get my dick sucked
I'm pretty sure that this is the girl I'm going to start a family with. I can't wait till she turns 16 in a couple of years
I swear to god, one of these days I'm going to bring a baseball bat to work and beat the living shit out of this printer. A printer shouldn't take 15 mins to print 20 sheets of paper.
aalawlhhl
lawbadoobedoo
>>28
It will probably be a Christfag versus realistic people war, given where the USA is headed.
I just touched my bare feet and smelt my hands. Man, it smells bad, but it smells like limburger cheese so now I've realized I'm kinda hungry.
AT SUBWAY (EAST FRESH)
i missed DQN
>>47 there's no longer any doubt. Last night I talked her out of suicide and she told me that all her relationships fail because she's in love with me.
I THOUGHT
いくうーーーっ
VICTOR GODDAMN SULLIVAN
KATTO
controlaltdeus.bandcamp.com rules hard!
Burnin' Rubber
Running in the Ninties
I'm at school wearing an Ash Ketchum necklace
My bladder feels full, but almost nothing comes out when I pee unless I push on it.
Then, it shrinks the bladder so I must get up in the middle of the night to pee.
My microwave's LCD screen is broken in such a way that it counts down as 9, 9, 7, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Last night I was curled up on my bed tripping balls and Peter Murphy on my Bauhaus poster was staring at me saying "MASTURBATION. MASTURBATION. MASTURBATION."
PLASTIC HIPPIES HAVE NO BIPPIES
Why is it still able to display the 2 if the vertical lower left thingy is broken?
wangs
watashi no kare wa pairotto
APERTURE SCIENCE
stop stop sit back i dont wanna hear no chit chat and you dont wanna hear no click clack so i suggest you best sit back
I've been masturbating a lot more lately.
Lemonade and Apple juice mixed together looks like urine, but it tastes so damned good.
my captchas just RULE today
I like the Winnebago Rialta, but I can barely afford to keep my basic car alive.
My headphones broke, now i'll never master that dnb tune properly. Fuck fuck fuck!
Should I turn off Skype? The conversation's over. At this point all I hear is heavy breathing.
I am under the influence of marijuana more often than I am not.
I am off my tits on a substance similar to mdma, and i have a lecture in 20 minutes
I am your mom and go to bed.
WHEN SEE ME CHOKE THE GANGSTARRRR!
mmm, nice fresh sweet oranges. I'd rather eat this than a candy bar.
I gotta go piss also fuck Toronto.
As in, the city. Not the person/people responsible for that funky track 'Electric Toothbrush' on Jet Set Radio.
My father hid all the Codeine syrup when I came home, I think he fucking knows. asshole hurts from dry opiate shits.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in Sailor Jupiter's pee, and I liked it.
We were talking about what kind of sound we wanted for our band, what direction we're heading for, last night at practice, and the drummer said he'd been listening to some early Red Hot Chili Peppers and thought he could hear similarities. I thought ths was great, usually he's a pretty mainstream guy and I was glad that he'd explored something often overlooked by casual RHCP fans. I asked him what song he'd heard and he said Around The World.
...
That's from Californication I said, certainly not the early Chilis sounds like on Freaky Stylee or the Uplift Mofo Party Plan. Return to disappointment. I know I sound pretentious sometimes and it annoys him but I've devoted my entire life to music and I want to do something interesting with our band... I mean we're all skilled enough.
cocks
am i real. is this real. am i awake. sweet sedation how i love you.
So there I was, a carving knife in hand as I'm staring at a pile of brown sugar I had purposely cast on the ground and I'm thinking: "You know what, I'm really fucking crazy!"
I hate fucking coughing.
I really like being a pretty girl in online games. But I don't like getting attention from male players. Can't you just let me be pretty alone without making me type out that I'm a male?
I really like being a pretty girl in online games and getting male players to buy me things.
I really like being a pretty girl in online. I get treated decently, and if I'm in a group with other pretty girls I don't have to hover awkwardly in the background looking at my feet and feeling ashamed of even being alive like I have to do in real life. I wish I could be pretty in real life too.
fuck
vc: luck--rhyming but what I am short on.
finally
Also, there's no good anime this coming season.
I'm also fairly jealous of females and how many clothing options compared to what males have. I dunno if I'm just not looking hard enough or I'm just an idiot.
>clothing options they have
My bad.
>>101
Becoming gay, a fetishist, or a crossdresser are your only hopes for improving the situation. I'm sorry.
>>103 not that there's anything wrong with that! I'm straight, with a lovely girlfriend, but I'm wearing glittery yellow hairclips and tights under my jeans cos it's chilly. And a sparkly fake-diamond bracelet. BLING BLING
>>101 Go shirtless because it is legal as long as you are outside of a store.
Women get arrested for going shirtless except in a small number of places.
Cute girls have twin drills.
Why the fuck would she think that I knew a good lawyer?
I don't like you. I've never liked you. The only reason I spend any time with you is .