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I hope it gose okay this time
>>300 all posts are GET (this post is 301 GET); 4chan, in typical fashion, has simply distorted this meaning when imitating Japan because only interesting numbers are worth fighting over, and fighting over bullshit is what they do best there.
why do people get so hung up about swearing? and why is eminem such a faggot?
>>301
That is what happens when I have nothing else to say
In typical 4chan fashion
Why did my phone just turn on all by itself?
the world is a vampire
My right pec is slightly tighter than my left because I masturbated today (twice).
I have mild scoliosis because I masturbated so much as a kid and wasn't very active (6+ plus hours on video games/internet during my teen years; almost no exercise).
OH GOD
THE GOVERNMENT CAN TURN OUR PHONES ON
PUT ON EXTRA LAYER OF TINFOIL
http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/harmony/#grid
Someone who's better at art than me do something cool with this.
Man, all this new influx of calories everyday is GREAT. I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING HUGE. Soo, I'll be the FATTEST OF THEM ALL!
Gosh i really feel like a döner now.
Alcohol. Drugs. Overdrive. Noise.
My willy is hung
I really fucking hate you, DQN.
I fuxking hate everything. I'm so fucking horny, aand my fucking girlfriend has me supresssing my sexuality for everything but her cunt, which I destroy weekly. People are confessing their love to me, and i can't grab a slice of thier pussy. I chat up women in bars, but stop myself.I end up in bed with women, but domn't fuckthem as my conscience wont allow me to do it. I know it's just pure biology saying you're on a winning streak socially, so sow that sweet seed, but I'm afradi I'll lose a tolerant, smart and funny woman for random pussy, but a moderately large amount of short term random pussy.
Am I naive, am I simply a dokyun, or am I playing it cool?
I really should not waste my time visiting *chan boards. Work instead. Do some work, goddammit. Be creative. You are slowly getting bored of all this internet posting shit. It truly keeps you from achieving greatness.
Only one more post. One more. One little refresh too. Just one.
>>315, if you can't handle monogamia you should either try to jack off to porn to fool our instinct into thinking you have sex with lots of different women or suggest your girlfriend to bring some change into your sexual life.
for example you could do some mild roleplaying, one week she's the shy girl with glasses and knotted hair who likes gentle sofa sex, the next she's a horny girl who loves to ride you til you collapse or get banged doggystyle or whatever. it's about the details, maybe she could put on slightly different perfume every time and do other changes, maybe moan more at one night or do some dirty talking.
it's just important that your penis gets the impression of fucking different girls (which is why details like smell and the way she moves matter), chances will be high you won't feel the need to engage in any kind of activity with other girls no more.
maybe she'll be really into it and even want you to play different roles too. experimenting (without resorting to sick shit) is one of the most fun parts of sex.
>experimenting (without resorting to sick shit)
Why not? My last girlfriend was into bloodplay, and it was awesome
We broke up cos i found out she was 14 lol
My main news source is /news/.
Feeling so funky
When I saw bananas on the kitchen counter, the first thing I thought of was Len's hair.
While playing through UBW for the first time, I began to think of my current law lecturer, a real cynic.
He was sarcastic, hardened, opposite to me in everything but physique. As I furthered my education, I imitated him and had much success in academia and practice. He was sarcastic, hardened, opposite to me in everything but physique.
I began to see him in nightclubs, on streets, in courts. People remarked how much I had changed since I began studying law. I had my ideals, but I was less naive and more of a realist. Unconsciously, I was becoming like him.
I was in a cafe with my girlfriend and I was talking about my lecturer and some case law, following up with some thoughts on my career, and the path I had chosen. She told me that the lecturer was me in ten years time. Suddenly it made sense: he was the Archer to my Shirou. I was GAR for him.
FACT: there are only two people writing DQN, me being one and you the other.
Vocaloid is all about the cute mascots, because it sounds terrible.
You know perfectly well that there are 6 of us, #3, stop saying inane things like that
I CAN'T EVEN READ.
wat
Jones Soda and some spicy pasta, does it get any better?
What is a goy ?
( EΦE) My bestest friend asked me to air ads like these. What do you think?
Stay in school
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JIGGLYPUFF GABBERS UNITE
Using tinfoil is worse for your lungs than gauze
What's the controls for 2ch battle.swf?
Went three times around with the girl yesterday. Came together twice. I feel like we're seeing eye to eye again.
imageboards were a lot better a few years ago
Once you go black, you never go back!
In terms of coffee, I mean.
Needs more 3D
I'm using Debian on this old Pentium machine, and for some reason most of the "e"s on this page are katakana "ga"s
>>349 might have to change the character encoding for this page in Firefox. To do that, he would have to click "View," then "Character Encoding," then select "Japanese (Shift_JIS)". If that doesn't work, he should install Mona Font and set that as the default font for Japanese language text under the Content tab of the Preferences dialog.
"people still use opera and hate on firefox because it's the most used?"
Hmmmmm emergency mittens
I use Safari purely because i like it best, I have no opinion one way or the other towards firefox or opera.
Life would be way more interesting if humans weren't the most advanced beings that the known universe had to offer.
I understand that sex, masturbation, and feelings of arousal are all entirely pointless, and that it would be to my advantage to disregard them, yet I can't stop. Case in point: as a human being, it's fucking hard to do make ourselves do the things we know we should be doing. Therefore, we're scum that can't even see our ideas realized without enormous amounts of self-control, just because are brains our wired to prioritize sex over everything.
Well, at least I feel this way about myself.
I think Octopi have us beat. Good thing they don't have access to fire down there.
Hopeless Otaku * Simple English Wikipedia = Chobits
The ctrl+v has got me wondering what has a silly Violent Femmes sample at the end. The only google result is that thread.
">_<" is a valid tag on Danbooru.
Don't worry, >>355! With the power of technology humans will soon be able to transcend their base physical needs by embedding their consciousness in machines.
ACROSS 110TH STREEET
Thanks whoever posted the link to the Giant Robot Project video in the ctrl+v thread, what a cool guy! His enthusiasm inspires me
I have to take a dump so bad, but someone is in the bathroom. Will I hold or will I use the broken toilet downstairs? Or will I just go outside?
above poster reminded me when I splattered all over a plastic bag
EVERY TIME YOU DROP THE BOMB YOU KILL THE CHILD YOUR GOD HAS BORNE
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
I am thinking that we need a new name. ( ˃ ˂) may have run its course.
I agree
I donft see what the big deal is, nya.
... why are you looking at me?
I think three of my friends are going to get pretty famous.
I'm too lazy to go pee.
eh
I want to run away
I want to stop time.
I want to smack Congress with a giant rolled up newspaper until they're all rolled on to their backs and whimpering in total submission to my will.
I'm not really into the "post your current thought" thing.
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Ah the ctrl+v thread always piques my curiosity. Who is talking to Aberdeen furries?
Naturally, I knows the hacker.
why is my poop always green i never ate green foods
I remember when I was 3 or 4 my mum was changing my wee brother's nappy and it was full of yellow jobby and I said "hey mum it looks like mushy weetabix" and she thought it was funny
I remember when I was 25-30 I was changing my wee son's nappy and it was full of yellow jobby and my elder child said "hey mum it looks like mushy weetabix" and I thought it was funny
Chess is a game of violence and despotism.
Chess is a poorly made strategy RPG with little to no plot, horrible dialog, and the worse graphics you'll ever see in your life.
Beenbags like elder chips in the mix want to eat free.
scubotion
lotion
in the
basket
>>387 I ate some tortilla chips the other day, along with some refried beans. They were pretty good.
People who misspell "worse" like >>386 should be taken out into the street and run over by pandas.
Would you prefer it to be spelled wurst?
hon hon hon
Why do all websites (except *chan) leave most of the screen blank, it's a waste.
basket
Why do people write stories about torturing yukkuris?
Why am I aroused by yukkuri torture stories?
I'm thinkin about Digimon Adventures seasons 1 and 2.
I really shouldn't have skipped my medication this morning.
Take thrice as much.
Where is that AA? :-(
Fuck you, post-nasal drip. You've made me kissing anyone an unpleasant experience, caused me countless cavities, and made even a mild cold an agonizingly annoying what with the bacteria getting in my sinuses and just breeding there, turning my snot neon green and hurt/tickling my throat.
Fuck you to hell.