[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

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I hope it gose okay this time

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 01:42

My new maids seem to have suppressed my sexual appetite.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:01

I feel like some kind of legendary mercenary.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:03

3:03 AM! I feel like a bass synthesiser.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:10

Holy cow, somebody else is posting at the same time as me.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:28

>>953 is having delusions of individuality again. We are one single entity.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:33

I keep talking to myself...

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:25

>>952 I giggled.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:40

It would be quite nice to be >>999 since I am also >>1. I was too nervous in part 1 to finish.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:53

I am Legend.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 17:39

I wonder whether this will be one of those THREADS that becomes more clever toward the end.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 22:32

After the phone-with-camera, they could invent the camera-with-phone.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 05:01

I would jerk off, but my family's in the same room.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 12:02

I don't know if I can make it home because I'm so sleepy.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 15:25

Did >>962 make it home OK?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 16:17

cuscuscaraway and mirza mirad ali beg

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 18:02

The local furry scene here is pretty chill.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 18:02

I wrote a song called "You Got Munchies For My Macho"

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 01:47

I wonder how much porn there is that involves Mormons and/or Jehovah's Witnesses or the like ringing the doorbell and being invited inside for raunchy sex. At least I can't seem to find it on he free porn sites I frequent.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 02:35

>>967 I don't know...
Once I knew a guy who kept such people out of his house by pretending to film gay porn. It always worked.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 03:21

>Once I knew a guy who kept such people out of his house by pretending to film gay porn. It always worked.

That's sounds a bit unnecessary.

I always just invite them in for a chat, or I might take their literature and say "Sorry, I'm not interested in talking now, but I suppose I may have a look at these pamphlets, thanks", and they say "Ok, well here you go! Have a nice day!", and leave.

No reason to be rude. Unless they're being offensive, which is something I've never had to endure from any Jehovah's Witnesses or the like. They've always been quite sweet to me.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 16:34

If I have time to kill, I'll invite them in and talk to them. I try to find subjects that they disagree with each other about.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 20:25

We are not Anonymous.
We are not legion.
We forgive.
We forget.
Don't expect us.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 10:46

Fuck you, q\J! You cock sucking piece of shit!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:35

It would be fun to travel back in time to 1983 for a day, just to see what life was like for my parents back then.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 02:03

Morrissey called me a scumbag or something on the Internet. hahaha

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:37

Today I bought "Artrocker Magazine". Wow, I'm a pretentious douchebag.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:42

>>975 acceptance is the first step, you know.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:14

The internet is really popular these days.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:16

Virgins are absolutely disgusting.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:40

I'm dumb and horny.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 01:35

i like vivaldi somethingawful is shit these days /b/ needs another puddi chemo package since the last good thread was in 2005 except for the dolphin vagina thread yesterday which I thoroughly enjoyed and I wish more BBS boards were active and 420chan is full of newfags who are shocked by reverse headers and I really like browsing 2chan though the translated japanese is rarely accurate and 7chan really sucks these days and I wish my old forum were still active because I am in the mood for a good old fashioned hackattack on some shitty content-regurgitating website and I really love mathematics so much that I think a woman would find me poor company because I would not look at her and would be evaluating how much I love her by how well she understood mathematical theorems and I wish Enterprise was still going because it's much better than Voyager and DS9 and I really am enjoying cLOUDDEAD at the moment and Why? too oh and I wish the limits of human epistemology didn't completely invalidate the subject of philosophy because it is a subject I used to enjoy as well as maths and the symbolic logic was always fascinating to play with and I miss lego too because I had to give it away even though I was really good at making things though minecraft isn't bad for that.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 02:19

You never know >>980-san you might find a girl who is equally into mathematics. It made me really happy one night when me and my girlfriend were talking about how much we love each other and I said if I drew a graph it would be like an exponential function and she giggled and said that was cute. I love being able to make a hot girl giggle to geeky jokes!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:03

I could go for a girl like that too. Or one who was as musically talented as me, able to improvise for long periods and without warning along with whatever I happen to be carrying at the time (guitar and/or ocarina, the only mobile instruments I play).

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:10

I did once. my only gf to date was a chick in my maths class, but she got super insecure about being slightly worse than me and it ruined everything. she got insanely paranoid about how I felt about her, she got depressed and I just got sick of it in the end.

wat genre of music do you like to play?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:27

Classical, rock/metal, jazz, folk, Nintendo, new age, soul, everything else you can manage with wind and strings.

Also I know how you feel about your ex, which is one of the reasons I would prefer someone who thrives on challenge and competition. It starts when they become more silent than usual, at which point you're not sure whether to spare them or continuing to risk appearing superior. Personally I began berating myself, pointing out everything I did wrong, trying to show her I wasn't "that smart" and encouraging her to do some original work. But sometimes there is just no way of getting through to a depressed but gifted girl.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:32

so fucking true. I've given up on finding a girl of equivalent talent who is also well-adjusted enough to avoid getting butthurt if she loses at chess and enjoys the competition. In all fairness, I am getting a lot of shit done without my ex around.

also, loving the genres. jazz is my favourite genre of music, anything from very casual to acid/fuckyourattempttodefinethis jazz.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 13:09

"a girl of equivalent talent who is also well-adjusted enough to avoid getting butthurt if she loses at chess and enjoys the competition"

Let me see if I understand this, you have anal sex with your girlfriend if she loses to you at chess?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 18:13

>>983 Hey my gf's like that too, it does get kinda frustrating how often she's like "ach I don't deserve you, you're amazing and you could do so much better". "So I'm amazing, I know, but so are you, I'm so so happy when i'm with you"

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:00

Mine said that, then she fell out of love and broke up with me.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:09

In previous relationships I think tey didn't work out because I'm too nice, so hopefully now I'm a drug dealer it will give me a sort of bad boy image

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 22:28

One of my friends has just discovered 4chan, and posts ancient memes on his facebook. He has started posting bad ascii art too...

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 08:20

I think this thread will be closed when I wake up. Don't be like >>998 from the last thread, follow your heart, it'll all work out (◕ ◡ ◕)

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 08:53

Bukkake Balloons is the name of my punk band.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:30

I'm going to disappear again.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:33

i seem to have a weird fascination with grapes, it keeps coming up when i write songs

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:36

When I was young, "harley davidson" was a swear word in my house. My dad would give me or my brothers a row if we said it.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:47

Your father sounds both awesome. Both in the modern sense of "cool" and the dated sense of "frightening".

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 21:33

Headaches aren't exactly complimentary to posting in this thread.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 22:35

Eating chocolate, listening to harsh noise I made.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 23:30

I'd like to prepare you all for the end of the thread.

Thank you, everyone, for participating.
The sequel should be on its way soon.

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