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I hope it gose okay this time
Stop drinking wine you have to work.
>>400
Have you tried a neti pot? It’s not for everyone, but it has done wonders for me.
Yes, and it's really good for getting that stuff out of there and making me feel better. However, sterilizing it and the water every time I use it is too much of a hassle, and I think it may have given me a sinus infection one time, so I don't use anymore.
>>403
Continuous cleanliness is one of only a few ways to make things such as the common cold pass more quickly. Either way, get better soon.
Luckily I couldn't unlock the bathroom window
Whoever created Bratz must have had a really fucked up childhood.
HOW DO I GOT JOB? (屮ಥ益ಥ)屮 彡 ┻━┻
I did her in her asshole today. Massaging away with the cock, she liked it when I pressed further, kept pressing, then it just kind of slid in. Didn't plan on doing it. Wasn't even wearing a condom. It was warm, wet, not as enveloping as a vagina. Left my cock halfway in for about a minute. She didn't refuse. Couldn't believe my luck.
Trembling, nearly passing out with excitement of transgression. Moved, hadn't planned on giving it to her so not enough lube. She complained she was going to pass out with the excitement. So I withdrew slowly, rolled on a condom and she got on top, in her vagina this time. Finshed off inside her.
Immediately urinated and washed penis. Concerned I might get a kidney infection, which would be a bringdown during exam period. One thing is for sure, study of EU Law culminating in exam is indelibly associated with the my first instance of giving anal sex. Bareback, none the less.
Hey you! DQN!
What is it ?
What the hell
There's nothing left to fear. Only have to do best at this stage.
I am Bernkastel.
My girlfriend made my willy bleed.
I RELEASED SOME EMERGENCY MITTENS
diverse is typing loudly and ignoring me again.
You can get the smell of tar off your fingers if you rub them with shampoo.
GANGSTAS THUGS AND SMUGGLAS ARE THOROUGHLY RESPECTED
what
Also: EEEE~! Cute mittens! :D :D :D
It rained but then it stopped.
I was tired of 4chan memes before it was cool to be tired of 4chan memes.
I'm hungry.
If you enter a random kanji into Google Image Search, it brings up either porn, manga or both.
This year, I learned what I was capable of. Goodbye second year. It's been strange and exciting.
I've come to the conclusion that every thread in the ASCII Bar ends with a Ranta-tan dancer guy. Or the Shitty Thread Wasshoi dancers.
I've been searching on google for "[word here] is evil" for the past few minutes.
Apparently everything is evil: cats, dogs, men, women, russia, north korea, america, canada, video games, children, fanta dancers (you know, in the commercial), food, toilets, greeks, star wars, exercise, religion, atheists, cheese, penises, vaginas, donkeys (train of thought lol), cartoons...
Fucking captchas.
It's moonrise here, and it's beautiful.
I have no thoughts but posts I make.
slowssness
spem
Most of the MAD scenario was a bit overplayed because propagandists on both sides of the Cold War needed the other side as a boogeyman. More realistically, both sides were fairly well entrenched in power and had no overriding interest in being utterly wiped out.
I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE IT'S WINTER AGAIN
I wish Grandpa were here. He made DQN fun.
I quit my job today, hooray. Now I can concentrate on my music.
BEEEE SEVENTEEN BAAWWWWMMMMERRRRR
My fooshking ear is all tense, why can't I be left alone? UGA BOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL FUCKIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHKERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
Banansahsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
garble fon gabbol goobble gabl! llllllllllllllllllllllfannnntaaasiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the micky mouse adventure! HOLY COW
WOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPIIIIIDYYYYY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
banldfalksdjfl;kasnm;lkbvjsad;lkfmawl,emfkl;zcjlxkdjffljklafwm;slkemflas
It's a lot like that.
Egads I'm bored.
First, distract target, then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek, discombobulate, dazed, will attempt wild haymaker, employ elbow block, and body shot, block feral left, weaken right jaw... now fracture, break cracked ribs, traumitize solar plexis, dislocate jaw entirely... heel kick to diapraghm... In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diapraghm hammmereging. Physical recovery six weeks... For physcological recovery six months...
"an astral dream in the skyyyyyyy"
i hope they'll stop wanting her to take those pills soon
huusss huss hussn hussm hus
soft boner.
beat bet beat beat beat beat
pece out
Just how much magnification is required in order to use a mil-dot ranging reticle effectively?
BEEEEEE SEVUNTEEEEN BAWMBER
go to sleep? nah, first some autosexual action
This pretzel needs more mustard and I must punch that guy in the face for speaking Cantonese.
I wish people were made of delicious pancakes.
GAHHHH! I WISH STABBING MY NOSTRIL WOULD HELP!
I broke the saucer today. Maybe that's a divine sign meaning I should drink less coffee.
I've hit my lowest point for a long time today in terms of degredation. But I don't understand, I was the one fucking her in the ass... She even came. I can tell she wasn't faking because her legs were twitching.
This essay has me down. But there's nothing left to do now but pull an all nighter. I'm a big boy, and I have to accept the consequences of my omissions: No essay, no China, no future. Never forget the promise of tomorrow's broventure, with a bro. Vehemently declare your brotherhood. Let that sustain you through the pain. There's nothing left to do. I discard it.
I just realized "TARP" is an anagram for "trap".
Are all fans spinning in the same direction?
うほ, いい 女! やらないか?
>>457
Now I will forever observe fans and try to note which direction they are spinning. Damn you, ( ˃ ヮ˂)!
gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee
Gotta go fast... gotta go fast... gotta go faster faster fasterfasterfaster SONIC X
The vericode I was just given says "goy"... so DQN is run by ZOG after all...
Everything is a coincidence. Nothing happens for a reason.
Everthing has a reason. Nothing happens by coincidence.
Prolétaires, debout!
I should have posted something in that last thread. Better get something to clean up that spill...
I have no brains!!!!!! I am banned from everywhere except BBS; I love you anon.
I bet it's the cops...
Fucking birdsong.
Man, I'm high so I hope I don't write something retarded.
Dong quank quack
Why am I still awake? I need to be at work in less than ten hours.
>>473 I wish I was high too, but the only dealer here who has anything sells Woody Allen-style half-Qs.
"The food here is terrible!" "I know, and such small portions too!"
push the anger inside into a tight black cocoon and let it fester there for years and years until one day it is ready to transform into flowers of flesh and blood.. then just buy a hammer and a nine millimeter and
need a taco
I knew I shouldn't have smoked, now my nose and throat are full of tar.
http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/4-ch.net/sports/kareha.pl/1277251642/
this is the best thread on 4-ch right now
4-ch evokes the mood of the 1990s for some reason.
All I want to do is create works of art and spread love to my neighbors. The more I think about it, the more it feels like nothing else matters.
I'm not actually vip quality
Oniichan...
make the pain go awayyyyy...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSOSSO
GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYARASHDAKAKAKKAACH
WEEPOPOPOPOPOOOOOGESTION FISHAW DRIVE BASASASASASAAAAMACKARACH
I missed types/d
I put it...
in her ass
dqn this is a song about a whale
"D Q N..!!!"
-What I actually said to myself as I clicked the link to DQN on the iichan sidebar.
i'M TOO TIRED TO POST
>>494 I pick up information here and there, but iichan is still pretty much a mystery to me.
I once farted on a fat girl's back as I gave her a massage, then laughed
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A burrito made of old beef, cooked in a garlic and soy sauce reduction, with pepperjack cheese and seasoned french fries was probably not my best culinary exploit.
I will pay for my insolence, in about 2 hours.
my mind is a web of unknowable subconscious instincts