[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 23:11

I just made a ghetto-ass bong

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 02:50

>>599
I love rain. You can always wrap yourself in a blanket in front of your PC, with a mug of hot cocoa ( ◕ƒΦ◕)

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:00

>>602
No I can't! I have shit to do outside the house -_-;;

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:07

>>603
( ί -ί) That really sucks. How about you wait 'till it stops raining? You could find some time to enjoy a mug of cocoa.
Or better yet, try to do the stuff you need to do as quickly as possible. Then you'll go back home and you'll feel twice as nice when you finally wrap yourself in a warm blanket! ( ί ƒŽί)

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 04:59

>>604
( ί -ί) it's a day job.

( ί -ί) ... and it suuuuuucks.

( ί ƒŽί) at least minimum wage accumulates to like $400 after two weeks!

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:11

>>603 Take a shit in a plastic bag and then throw the plastic bag out of the window.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 22:14

>>601
(L≖ƒŽ≖M) Share some of that stuff, man.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 21:48

I watched an "adult video". But I found it rather juvenile.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 23:08

I am enjoying DQN ELECTRONICS VOL SEVEN. My mind is clear.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 12:00

eating a ham sandwich, listening to ghettotech, wondering if I should live a healthier lifestyle since I just had the runs

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 21:00

>>609 hey me too. I converted it to AAC hahahahahaha

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 23:52

I think I'm going to make a picture with Junior, Grandpa, and beady-eyes, and beady-eyes has stolen Grandpas pills and is tripping out.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 02:12

>>611
That is .... actually very DQN.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 10:09

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>403 and >>404) in two different places?

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 10:55

I'll never find a man as perfect as Misha Collins. I am pathetic.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 18:28

Apparently, I have the symptoms for Dementia pugilistica, but the sad thing is that I didn't get them from boxing or fighting, but from the abuse I received as a child.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:11

>>614
It's all in your mind.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:15

>>616
( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) . . .

( ί -ί)

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 02:00

>>612
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/1283994969272.jpg

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 04:43

i know she's interested, but...work email? cold.
plus, that guy she's with in that picture looks like edward norton, how the fuck can i compete with that?

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 03:34

I am surrounded by cute single girls I feel very uncomfortable talking to. But hey that's not that big a problem, considering it's really my only one right now. But oh, how I long to be intimate with someone soon...

>>616

Holy mother of fuck...

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 05:28

burp

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 12:05

mdma is nice but not worth the price

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 17:34

>>623
( ί °ί) Hey, that rhymes!

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 16:59

cofeegasm

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 01:14

I have finally met someone that I love, but because of my childhood, I have an intense fear of social interaction. I feel incompetent as a person, I don't want to live like this.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 03:55

I wish I knew how to ask if that guy from a few years back was ever interested in me. In retrospect, I can't even be sure whether he really considered me a friend or just pretended and made fun of me behind my back. He'd definitely have a reason for that.
But then this love story never reached its conclusion and I moved out. I can easily get into contact with him (I just messaged him 3 days ago, as it was his birthday), but it's not like we have anything to talk about, I guess we didn't become as friendly as I'd like. And of course, it is my fault.
Sometimes I wonder whether I could meet face-to-face with him during a holiday or something. But then, how would I ask him to meet me without making it seem awkward? Heck, how could the meeting itself not be awkward? And I couldn't just ask him outright if he's gay, that's just... not right.
I sort of feel like this part of my past is holding me back a little. But I don't really have a good way of resolving this situation. I am hopeless.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 05:59

I wouldn't mind it if I died now.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 07:52

>>628 stop saying that, we know

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 09:23

Man, my girlfriend sure is cute!

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 09:51

There should be a genre called BUMPER-CORE.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 18:15

Is it me or has DQN been moving a little... slow lately

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 23:37

I kind of regret something that I haven't done yet.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 00:28

food hot amdgfh

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 00:40

>>631
That just reminded me about how I scraped my car's bumper up horrendously on an unnecessarily large curb in the parking garage earlier today. ( ί -ί)

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 06:12

there is no way in god's name i am going to ever play all the characters i have made in ffxiv's character creator. and that's terrible.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 16:43

To do list:
Dishes
Laundry
Buy all of my missing course materials
Coursework
Buy a badass waistcoat/trenchcoat combo
Buy some ingredients, make some soup, stew and gumbo over the next month or so
Buy a cafetiere
Convince my roommate to buy a hoover
Convince my roommate to sign on the dole since he has absolutely no income and I certainly am not loaning him even a penny when his current admittedly rather large stockpile of cash from his last job runs out. Plus he could use the help from the Job Centre people. Can't guarantee they'll be useful but they helped me get my last job. In any case he should stop acting like an ass about it
Convince my roommates to chip in for a new microwave. One that isn't rusted to fuck at the bottom.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 02:13

I really want magic to be real. I'll see if my sigil works in at most a few months, still, sigils supposedly always work.
I am quite hyped. ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 03:33

I hate gamefaqs...

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 05:08

DQN needs more posts....

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 12:23

HAHA PEE PEE POO POO

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 19:16

>>640
NO board EVER needs more posts.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 20:04

I did it. With full knowlege of the consequences, in sound body and mind I did it.

This ramen is OK.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 21:25

The average American has one ball and one tit.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 00:56

>>644
You're not taking moobs into consideration.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 02:31

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 16:34

>>646
Carefully dudge the spoobnumby to the left.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:51

>>642 9ch.in does. :(

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 00:36

>>648 NO IT DOESN'T

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 04:47

I just fell for the "nate the snake" joke :<

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 22:22

>>650
i@ ₯ƒΦ₯j‚Β“ϊ I'm so sorry. Would you like a peanut to cheer up?

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 01:12

>>651

Why is the peanut depressed?

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 01:37

Why do I keep going on 4chan if it's so shitty?

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 01:43

>>653
Because it's fast and thus traps you inside a vortex of ass and shit. Trapping you with it's addictive tendrils.

Kinda like a giant mind-control tentacle monster made out of shit.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 17:34

The first "the previous poster is a nerd" thread was pretty cool, but the new one didn't make me laugh once. What happened?

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 18:20

Not a whole lot you can really say about nerds.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 18:54

>>655
We ran out of ideas.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 18:56

>>655
I laughed only once. And that was when one poster said two posters co-invented the f5 key, then the poster after him pointed out that he just made a joke about a computer key.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 19:38

i laughed at >>658's story

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 20:35

>>655
Why don't you try saying something funny then.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6232 08:00

I seem to be getting the same captchas, does kareha have a pre-made list of them?

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 02:18

>>661 I had that problem at first, too. Just wait for a minute or so and click "refresh captcha"

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 08:03

>>661 I haven't exactly taken a look at the relevant code myself, but I have been wondering this, too (especially given how I have seen some of the captchas in the captcha thread myself). It could be that we keep landing on the same damn seed values or something.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 17:38

Unix beard.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 18:51

I hate myself and I want to die.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 19:22

I love you >>665 marry me

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 20:08

>>665, if you marry Satan, I want to be there for the reception!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 07:49

>>666-667
ok

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 10:31

HI LITERALKA TWEET ABOUT ME

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 13:42

>>669
Hey you, stop being so ... individual

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 20:32

I have bipolar. My high has just started a few minutes ago. How I will sleep tonight is a mystery.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 23:05

Do you think children learn more when they're sexually aroused?

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 02:51

ahegao

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 04:38

>>669 LITERALKA AM @ARCHDUKE_ FOLLOW ME

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 15:50

A semen station.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 19:52

A cement ration.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 20:57

A sement fashion

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 22:57

My mother just bought "Chuck Norris vs. MR. T". Should I be crying or laughing?

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 23:00

( E-E) Punch your mother in the ovaries.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 15:52

dull, dull, dull
your lives are oh so dull

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 15:55

( ί °ί) Wish I could henshin. Have a bomb-ass suit or something. It'd be cool, I guess.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 16:59

Henshin a go go baby!

captcha: destass

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 20:28

semen rations.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 06:45

The information received from the nintendo conference has depressed me.

Tonight I shall cut myself.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 13:24

>>684 what information's that then?

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 20:20

They're putting out a hardcore first person shooter in the Mario world with hyperrealistically ugly characters and showers of blood and gore. Bowser's going to be this huge endboss you have to kill by climbing onto his enormous thrashing self and spearing him repeatedly in the eyes until you pierce his brain and defeat him.

Also, the Tanuki suit looks old, matted and sticky, as if it was ejaculated on many, many times.

And it won't let you fly.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 00:51

>>686

Actually sounded pretty cool, up until the tanuki suit part..

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 14:05

Oh, and Princess Peach is a 50 year old drunk.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 15:30

So in Rozen Maidens Alice game the doll that collects all the rosa mysticas wins and becomes Alice...

But what if there was this one really big, burly, and unattractive yet strong doll... I mean, it would be strong so it could easily get all the rosa mystica but it isn't really Alice material....

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 16:07

(άΝά) ~ahaha

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 13:46



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692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 16:46

I hate the usage of "lol", and even more so, the usage of "lulz" and I want the people who use that word to die the most painful death imaginable.

I'd rather say 'shit in my mouth' than use those words.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 18:36

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694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:01

>>693
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695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:40

>>692
lolololololololololololololololololololol

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 18:02

>>695
shitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouth

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 19:48

>>696

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 20:11

  1. release emergency mittens
  2. use this in address bar javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js';void(0);
  3. ??????
  4. PROFIT!

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 21:27

>>698
ITS. SO. GLORIOUS.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 21:55

( ί -ί) Oh god...I destroyed all my mittens....what have I done?

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