[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6086 21:37

Ah the ctrl+v thread always piques my curiosity. Who is talking to Aberdeen furries?

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 05:45

Naturally, I knows the hacker.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 14:38

why is my poop always green i never ate green foods

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:38

I remember when I was 3 or 4 my mum was changing my wee brother's nappy and it was full of yellow jobby and I said "hey mum it looks like mushy weetabix" and she thought it was funny

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:40

I remember when I was 25-30 I was changing my wee son's nappy and it was full of yellow jobby and my elder child said "hey mum it looks like mushy weetabix" and I thought it was funny

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 12:00

Chess is a game of violence and despotism.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 16:50

Chess is a poorly made strategy RPG with little to no plot, horrible dialog, and the worse graphics you'll ever see in your life.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 16:51

Beenbags like elder chips in the mix want to eat free.

scubotion

lotion

in the

basket

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 17:53

>>387 I ate some tortilla chips the other day, along with some refried beans. They were pretty good.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 01:41

People who misspell "worse" like >>386 should be taken out into the street and run over by pandas.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 07:34

Would you prefer it to be spelled wurst?

hon hon hon

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 09:09

Why do all websites (except *chan) leave most of the screen blank, it's a waste.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 16:48

basket

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 20:51

Why do people write stories about torturing yukkuris?

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 13:46

Why am I aroused by yukkuri torture stories?

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 13:48

Why can't I fill in all the reply boxes and post to ten threads at the same time?

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 15:12

I'm thinkin about Digimon Adventures seasons 1 and 2.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 20:57

I really shouldn't have skipped my medication this morning.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 03:17

Take thrice as much.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 11:19

Where is that AA? :-(

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 17:09

Fuck you, post-nasal drip. You've made me kissing anyone an unpleasant experience, caused me countless cavities, and made even a mild cold an agonizingly annoying what with the bacteria getting in my sinuses and just breeding there, turning my snot neon green and hurt/tickling my throat.

Fuck you to hell.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 21:51

Stop drinking wine you have to work.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 02:43

>>400
Have you tried a neti pot? It’s not for everyone, but it has done wonders for me.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 03:00

>>402

Yes, and it's really good for getting that stuff out of there and making me feel better. However, sterilizing it and the water every time I use it is too much of a hassle, and I think it may have given me a sinus infection one time, so I don't use anymore.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 04:36

>>403
Continuous cleanliness is one of only a few ways to make things such as the common cold pass more quickly. Either way, get better soon.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 15:02

Luckily I couldn't unlock the bathroom window

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 03:59

Whoever created Bratz must have had a really fucked up childhood.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 07:12

HOW DO I GOT JOB? (屮ಥ益ಥ)屮 彡 ┻━┻

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6104 23:42

I did her in her asshole today. Massaging away with the cock, she liked it when I pressed further, kept pressing, then it just kind of slid in. Didn't plan on doing it. Wasn't even wearing a condom. It was warm, wet, not as enveloping as a vagina. Left my cock halfway in for about a minute. She didn't refuse. Couldn't believe my luck.

Trembling, nearly passing out with excitement of transgression. Moved, hadn't planned on giving it to her so not enough lube. She complained she was going to pass out with the excitement. So I withdrew slowly, rolled on a condom and she got on top, in her vagina this time. Finshed off inside her.

Immediately urinated and washed penis. Concerned I might get a kidney infection, which would be a bringdown during exam period. One thing is for sure, study of EU Law culminating in exam is indelibly associated with the my first instance of giving anal sex. Bareback, none the less.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 00:34

>>404 post not found.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 03:19

Hey you! DQN!
What is it ?
What the hell

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 10:49

There's nothing left to fear. Only have to do best at this stage.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 02:44

I am Bernkastel.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 22:37

My girlfriend made my willy bleed.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6109 23:00

I RELEASED SOME EMERGENCY MITTENS

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 02:20

diverse is typing loudly and ignoring me again.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 17:44

You can get the smell of tar off your fingers if you rub them with shampoo.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 18:40

>>415 I don't know who diverse is

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 18:41

GANGSTAS THUGS AND SMUGGLAS ARE THOROUGHLY RESPECTED

419 Name: Kizul Emeraldfire : 1993-09-6110 22:09

what

Also: EEEE~! Cute mittens! :D :D :D

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 02:12

It rained but then it stopped.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 06:02

I was tired of 4chan memes before it was cool to be tired of 4chan memes.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 09:03

I'm hungry.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 20:01

If you enter a random kanji into Google Image Search, it brings up either porn, manga or both.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 13:53

This year, I learned what I was capable of. Goodbye second year. It's been strange and exciting.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 02:12

I've come to the conclusion that every thread in the ASCII Bar ends with a Ranta-tan dancer guy. Or the Shitty Thread Wasshoi dancers.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 03:42

I've been searching on google for "[word here] is evil" for the past few minutes.

Apparently everything is evil: cats, dogs, men, women, russia, north korea, america, canada, video games, children, fanta dancers (you know, in the commercial), food, toilets, greeks, star wars, exercise, religion, atheists, cheese, penises, vaginas, donkeys (train of thought lol), cartoons...

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 04:31

Fucking captchas.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:41

It's moonrise here, and it's beautiful.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 04:31

I have no thoughts but posts I make.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 04:31

slowssness

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 04:32

spem

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 05:08

Most of the MAD scenario was a bit overplayed because propagandists on both sides of the Cold War needed the other side as a boogeyman. More realistically, both sides were fairly well entrenched in power and had no overriding interest in being utterly wiped out.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 16:27

I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE IT'S WINTER AGAIN

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 17:22

>>433

turn the mitten on yrself

Actually why not try turning yourself on the mitten for a change?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 14:01

I wish Grandpa were here. He made DQN fun.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 17:43

I quit my job today, hooray. Now I can concentrate on my music.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 04:14

BEEEE SEVENTEEN BAAWWWWMMMMERRRRR

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 04:22

My fooshking ear is all tense, why can't I be left alone? UGA BOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL FUCKIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHKERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS

Banansahsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

garble fon gabbol goobble gabl! llllllllllllllllllllllfannnntaaasiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the micky mouse adventure! HOLY COW

WOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPIIIIIDYYYYY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

banldfalksdjfl;kasnm;lkbvjsad;lkfmawl,emfkl;zcjlxkdjffljklafwm;slkemflas

It's a lot like that.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 10:42

Egads I'm bored.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 14:19

First, distract target, then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek, discombobulate, dazed, will attempt wild haymaker, employ elbow block, and body shot, block feral left, weaken right jaw... now fracture, break cracked ribs, traumitize solar plexis, dislocate jaw entirely... heel kick to diapraghm... In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diapraghm hammmereging. Physical recovery six weeks... For physcological recovery six months...

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 14:54

Why can't I fucking decide already? EXOGH!
I never thought I would be the one.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 16:31

"an astral dream in the skyyyyyyy"

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 18:38

i hope they'll stop wanting her to take those pills soon

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 19:08

huusss huss hussn hussm hus

soft boner.

beat bet beat beat beat beat

pece out

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 20:59

>>437
shit the fuck!

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:14

Just how much magnification is required in order to use a mil-dot ranging reticle effectively?

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 02:07

>>445
MATTEL ELECTRONICS PRESENTS

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 03:55

BEEEEEE SEVUNTEEEEN BAWMBER

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 10:24

go to sleep? nah, first some autosexual action

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 12:50

This pretzel needs more mustard and I must punch that guy in the face for speaking Cantonese.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 19:19

I wish people were made of delicious pancakes.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 19:21

GAHHHH! I WISH STABBING MY NOSTRIL WOULD HELP!

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 21:35

I broke the saucer today. Maybe that's a divine sign meaning I should drink less coffee.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 21:39

I've hit my lowest point for a long time today in terms of degredation. But I don't understand, I was the one fucking her in the ass... She even came. I can tell she wasn't faking because her legs were twitching.

This essay has me down. But there's nothing left to do now but pull an all nighter. I'm a big boy, and I have to accept the consequences of my omissions: No essay, no China, no future. Never forget the promise of tomorrow's broventure, with a bro. Vehemently declare your brotherhood. Let that sustain you through the pain. There's nothing left to do. I discard it.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 21:41

I just realized "TARP" is an anagram for "trap".

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6124 12:24

>>455

This should be in the lame confessions thread.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 20:15

Are all fans spinning in the same direction?

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 21:41

うほ, いい 女! やらないか?

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 22:49

>>457
Now I will forever observe fans and try to note which direction they are spinning. Damn you, ( ˃ ヮ˂)!

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 03:28

gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 16:08

Gotta go fast... gotta go fast... gotta go faster faster fasterfasterfaster SONIC X

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 16:09

The vericode I was just given says "goy"... so DQN is run by ZOG after all...

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 21:04

Everything is a coincidence. Nothing happens for a reason.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 03:53

Everthing has a reason. Nothing happens by coincidence.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 09:51

Prolétaires, debout!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 01:52

I should have posted something in that last thread. Better get something to clean up that spill...

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 04:55

>>463 is more likely to being right than >>464, however the latter has more followers.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 07:19

I have no brains!!!!!! I am banned from everywhere except BBS; I love you anon.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 12:40

If something good happens, I'm like >>464.
If something bad happens, I'm like >>463.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 02:04

I bet it's the cops...

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 19:21

Fucking birdsong.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 15:33

Man, I'm high so I hope I don't write something retarded.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 06:55

>>472
I wish I was high.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 00:08

I also wish >>473 was high.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 07:47

Dong quank quack

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 10:13

Why am I still awake? I need to be at work in less than ten hours.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 16:27

>>473 I wish I was high too, but the only dealer here who has anything sells Woody Allen-style half-Qs.

"The food here is terrible!" "I know, and such small portions too!"

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 18:43

push the anger inside into a tight black cocoon and let it fester there for years and years until one day it is ready to transform into flowers of flesh and blood.. then just buy a hammer and a nine millimeter and

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 22:19

>>478
... AND DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE

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