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I hope it gose okay this time
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!
Then the ship struck a rock, oh Lord! What a shock!
The bulkhead was turned right over!
I'm pinging off my tits on my own for 2 more hours
The tree in front of my window has flowers, dead and green leaves at the same time.
Maebari.
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
Yeshcho razik, yeshcho da raz!
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
Yeshcho razik, yeshcho da raz!
Razovyom mi beryozu,
Razovyom mi kudryavu!
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Razovyom mi kudryavu.
Mi po berezhku idyom,
Pesnyo solnishku poyom.
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Pesnyo solnishku poyom.
Ey, Ey, tyani kanat cilney!
Pesnyo solnishku poyom.
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
Yeshcho razik, yeshcho da raz!
Ey, ti, Volga, mat-reka,
Shiroka i gluboka,
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Volga, Volga, mat-reka
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
Yeshcho razik, yeshcho da raz!
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
unshete. hehehehe I like that captcha. It's awesome. wish I had a girl.
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Today I realized that love is all that exists.
stolen internet is great, but should i download pornography? when i can only get this signal in the far corner of the exposed balcony? would an erection jostle the notebook off my lap and send it tumbling to the ground five stories below? these are the questions that drive great men to madness.
Oooh Yeeahh... Ohhhh Yeahh...
Delicious.
I have the opportunity to have a sexual relationship with my close friend but the fact that it may ruin our friendship is also on my mind.
I'll die a virgin.
MINORITY AWAITS
You people disgust me!
>>521
I'm in the same situation, but I've decided against it for several reasons. Main one being that I'm not actually gay, just overly lonely and easily aroused when drunk.
Why did this fag think my thread even needed a part2, infact I'm surprised that got filled in the first place.
HOP HOP HOP WAIOT WAT WAIT WAIT WAIT WATI SOMO IN MY FOMO IN THE SOMO IN THE SAMA IN THE BRA LA THE WIN RA IN THE CO DA RA DA IN THE SDAMA BRA!~
fag
fag
dyke
dyke
dyke
shit fuck piss cunt
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
AH MOM COME ON
i had a dream that we had a fight tonight... it was horrible.
there were pyramids and spaceships and reliefs in the ground, and the emperor or so... and i was drunk. and you yelled at me, all the time. i didnt know why, so i yelled back. meh...
my captcha is inath, i had that one a few days ago.
Last night I had this dream where I finally go to fly to Japan. Unfortunately, when I got off the plane, everything looked like Hiroshima in 1945.
And our man, Squeeks McCann
With the Hammer of Ban
Was the skipper of the 4-ch Trolllllllllllllller!
EARS
EARS IN THE BACON thats my warcry terrifying like a duck's penis isn't it?
MEETIN' AND GREETIN'
AND PUMPIN' GAS!
CHEESEBURGER!
CHEESEBURGER!
DO IT AGAIN!
my girlfriend's used tampon is in my bin, i have a strong urge to lick it
i still have menstrual blood under my fingernails from fingering her four hours ago
35C, no aircon -> sleeplessness, heat rashes
If she got pregnant from you and then her period started and she expelled the tiny embryonic fetus onto that tampon you would be licking your guys aborted child.
this thread is getting disgusting
>>542
I'm most certainly not a girl expert, but when a female gets pregnant, isn't she not supposed to have periods? Am I missing something?
Not in the case I'm talking about. It's common for a girl to begin or be really close to menstruating, have sex, and technically be pregnant, and then expel the embryo because it was kinds too late to stop. Or the girl is under stress and so she has a mini-miscarriage and it goes out with the rest, or the hormones don't alert the brain to the fact that there's a fetus in there and it just kinda gets thrown out, or the body just doesn't want to be pregnant and tells the embryos to gtfo.
It has to line up in that the "baby" usually isn't more than a couple days to two weeks old AND the girl has to be close to or already on her period, but it's happened to most women at some point in their lives.
I want to learn how to make a website and create an online gang.
My motherboard has no drivers for MS DOS. I am disappointed.
"Hello Operator? I've been cut off!"
"'Ave ya?"
My thoughts have become cluttered with posts.
What a tweest!
This spinach & bacon salad I got from Trader Joes is about 30% shredded bacon. I call that a win.
I am not VIP. I am sad.
Being told you're amazing in bed does wonders for your self-esteem, even if they're only 6 and probably don't know any better
I have a box cutter and I'm not afraid to stab myself with it on accident.
when i watch porn while high i think more about the weight distribution in the actors' and actresses' bodies more than seeing naked people
I just bought my first ever PS3 games, I got unreal tournament and guitar hero (but i have the wrong guitar, d'oh). I also bought FIFA '98, the second-greatest football game ever made
I just signed LiteralKa's petition but I don't know what it's about http://www.petitiononline.com/sxyhalcy/
>>559 Nobody else posted their real name after me, I feel silly
Damn this board seems swell, it's like a secret club. I wonder if it's just a cover for some sort of criminal organization.
My penis really smells, sadly.
>>563 why not wash it then? pull the foreskin right back and rub soap all around, especially under your banjo string
amazon should sell used mp3s, the new ones cost too much
in carcosa
dim carcosa
lost carcosa
I need to buy more emergency mittens, just in case.
dum dee da dee dum dee da dee dum dee da dee dum dee infinite regress.
My girlfriend had a panic attack after we had sex last night
( ◡◡) FLY AWAY ON MY ZEPHYR
Its always a trap unless proven otherwise.
I want to punch Ira Glass in the face. Not because I hate him or anything, but I bet he'd rather talk about it on his radio show then press charges.
I want to kill myself ( ._.)
Nagato Yuki taking a huge crap.
(LöM) ENTER ME!
I only play PS1 games on my PS3
>>538
And uploading them to the internet as awesome fap-material
>>586 You have dyslexia unless
MEETIN' AND GREETIN'
AND PUMPIN' GAS!
CHEESEBURGER!
CHEESEBURGER!
DO IT AGAIN!
Is somwhow fapable
Crusty integrity is nothing without buttery people skills.
Buttery people skills are nothing without crusty integrity.
>>589
the act of considering whether there is a fetish for it more or less ensures that someone already does and even has an web site dedicated to it
man there sure is a lot of paperwork to fill in when you're going to uni
Kipi still looks like a trap.
Drift drift drift...
FRUIT VENDOR! You have fucked me over for the last time!
If you type 'z' ten times, it spell corrects to mozzarella. I wonder if this could be useful for speeding up typing of Italian recipes.
I just made a ghetto-ass bong
>>599
I love rain. You can always wrap yourself in a blanket in front of your PC, with a mug of hot cocoa ( ◕◕)
>>603
( -) That really sucks. How about you wait 'till it stops raining? You could find some time to enjoy a mug of cocoa.
Or better yet, try to do the stuff you need to do as quickly as possible. Then you'll go back home and you'll feel twice as nice when you finally wrap yourself in a warm blanket! ( )
>>604
( -) it's a day job.
( -) ... and it suuuuuucks.
( ) at least minimum wage accumulates to like $400 after two weeks!
>>603 Take a shit in a plastic bag and then throw the plastic bag out of the window.
I watched an "adult video". But I found it rather juvenile.
I am enjoying DQN ELECTRONICS VOL SEVEN. My mind is clear.