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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 22:31

I'll die a virgin.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:32

my suicide note is going to end with "and nobody anywhere has come up with an interface to ncurses that isn't utter shit."

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:42

MINORITY AWAITS

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:51

You people disgust me!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 04:33

>>521
I'm in the same situation, but I've decided against it for several reasons. Main one being that I'm not actually gay, just overly lonely and easily aroused when drunk.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:51

Why did this fag think my thread even needed a part2, infact I'm surprised that got filled in the first place.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:54

HOP HOP HOP WAIOT WAT WAIT WAIT WAIT WATI SOMO IN MY FOMO IN THE SOMO IN THE SAMA IN THE BRA LA THE WIN RA IN THE CO DA RA DA IN THE SDAMA BRA!~

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:59

fag
fag
dyke
dyke
dyke
shit fuck piss cunt
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 09:22

AH MOM COME ON

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 13:16

i had a dream that we had a fight tonight... it was horrible.
there were pyramids and spaceships and reliefs in the ground, and the emperor or so... and i was drunk. and you yelled at me, all the time. i didnt know why, so i yelled back. meh...

my captcha is inath, i had that one a few days ago.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 14:43

>>511 is the last of the Irish Rover! ;_;

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 21:05

Last night I had this dream where I finally go to fly to Japan. Unfortunately, when I got off the plane, everything looked like Hiroshima in 1945.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 21:57

>>533
OBVSLY, that was Detroit, not Japan.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 22:19

And our man, Squeeks McCann
With the Hammer of Ban
Was the skipper of the 4-ch Trolllllllllllllller!

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 00:33

fuckdamn shitcunts

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 00:38

EARS

EARS IN THE BACON thats my warcry terrifying like a duck's penis isn't it?

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 17:12

MEETIN' AND GREETIN'
AND PUMPIN' GAS!
CHEESEBURGER!
CHEESEBURGER!
DO IT AGAIN!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 18:38

my girlfriend's used tampon is in my bin, i have a strong urge to lick it

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 18:39

i still have menstrual blood under my fingernails from fingering her four hours ago

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 19:19

35C, no aircon -> sleeplessness, heat rashes

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 18:59

>>539

If she got pregnant from you and then her period started and she expelled the tiny embryonic fetus onto that tampon you would be licking your guys aborted child.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 05:48

this thread is getting disgusting

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 15:17

>>542
I'm most certainly not a girl expert, but when a female gets pregnant, isn't she not supposed to have periods? Am I missing something?

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 15:42

i wanna fart

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6174 20:59

>>544

Not in the case I'm talking about. It's common for a girl to begin or be really close to menstruating, have sex, and technically be pregnant, and then expel the embryo because it was kinds too late to stop. Or the girl is under stress and so she has a mini-miscarriage and it goes out with the rest, or the hormones don't alert the brain to the fact that there's a fetus in there and it just kinda gets thrown out, or the body just doesn't want to be pregnant and tells the embryos to gtfo.

It has to line up in that the "baby" usually isn't more than a couple days to two weeks old AND the girl has to be close to or already on her period, but it's happened to most women at some point in their lives.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6174 23:25

I want to learn how to make a website and create an online gang.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 12:46

>>547 Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 19:20

My motherboard has no drivers for MS DOS. I am disappointed.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 21:52

"Hello Operator? I've been cut off!"

"'Ave ya?"

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 00:58

My thoughts have become cluttered with posts.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 01:04

What a tweest!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 01:42

This spinach & bacon salad I got from Trader Joes is about 30% shredded bacon. I call that a win.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 09:44

I am not VIP. I am sad.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 12:32

Being told you're amazing in bed does wonders for your self-esteem, even if they're only 6 and probably don't know any better

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 01:08

I have a box cutter and I'm not afraid to stab myself with it on accident.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 02:42

when i watch porn while high i think more about the weight distribution in the actors' and actresses' bodies more than seeing naked people

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 15:38

I just bought my first ever PS3 games, I got unreal tournament and guitar hero (but i have the wrong guitar, d'oh). I also bought FIFA '98, the second-greatest football game ever made

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 16:33

I just signed LiteralKa's petition but I don't know what it's about http://www.petitiononline.com/sxyhalcy/

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 02:17

>>559 Nobody else posted their real name after me, I feel silly

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 18:46

Damn this board seems swell, it's like a secret club. I wonder if it's just a cover for some sort of criminal organization.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 00:01

Just wait until you see the REDACTED

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 09:32

My penis really smells, sadly.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 18:10

>>563 why not wash it then? pull the foreskin right back and rub soap all around, especially under your banjo string

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 13:39

amazon should sell used mp3s, the new ones cost too much

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 04:07

in carcosa
dim carcosa
lost carcosa

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 05:02

I need to buy more emergency mittens, just in case.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 08:00

dum dee da dee dum dee da dee dum dee da dee dum dee infinite regress.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 22:10

My girlfriend had a panic attack after we had sex last night

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 01:03

( ﾟ◡◡ﾟ) FLY AWAY ON MY ZEPHYR

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 02:48

Its always a trap unless proven otherwise.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 03:16

>>570

I hate you. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head...

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 09:43

Hatters gonna hat,

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 22:22

I want to punch Ira Glass in the face. Not because I hate him or anything, but I bet he'd rather talk about it on his radio show then press charges.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 22:26

I want to kill myself ( ._.)

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:56

Nagato Yuki taking a huge crap.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 02:48

>>576
On a beach

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 05:05

( ・-・) >>573 is banned for obvious reasons.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 05:28

>>578 is banned for being too implicit.
>>578-579 are also banned for banning outside the ban thread.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 17:56

>>579 is banned for not being as cute as my dog.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 19:48

>>575
I want to kill myself too.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 19:50

>>575, 581 just hold still for a moment and all your dreams will come true. I wanna try out my new sniper rifle!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 01:09

>>577 While people are taking pictures

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 18:11

(´ö｀) ENTER ME!

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 19:15

I only play PS1 games on my PS3

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 19:34

>>538
And uploading them to the internet as awesome fap-material

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 21:59

But >>579, I thorive on posting content outside of the appropriate threads!

>>580
you don't know that! >>579 could be very cute!

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 01:22

>>587
I am >>579, and I assure you that I am very blieth.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 13:19

>>586 You have dyslexia unless
MEETIN' AND GREETIN'
AND PUMPIN' GAS!
CHEESEBURGER!
CHEESEBURGER!
DO IT AGAIN!
Is somwhow fapable

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 15:53

>>589 WHAT WE DO, IS WHAT WE DO!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 00:14

Crusty integrity is nothing without buttery people skills.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 03:47

Buttery people skills are nothing without crusty integrity.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 04:00

>>589
the act of considering whether there is a fetish for it more or less ensures that someone already does and even has an web site dedicated to it

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 15:42

man there sure is a lot of paperwork to fill in when you're going to uni

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 16:46

>>594
That's just preparing you for a lifetime of paperwork. Get used to it.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 19:26

Kipi still looks like a trap.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 09:47

Drift drift drift...

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 11:33

FRUIT VENDOR! You have fucked me over for the last time!

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 21:47

Kickass it's raining! Now I don't feel bad about staying inside all day.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 22:43

If you type 'z' ten times, it spell corrects to mozzarella. I wonder if this could be useful for speeding up typing of Italian recipes.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 23:11

I just made a ghetto-ass bong

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 02:50

>>599
I love rain. You can always wrap yourself in a blanket in front of your PC, with a mug of hot cocoa ( ◕ω◕)

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:00

>>602
No I can't! I have shit to do outside the house -_-;;

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:07

>>603
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That really sucks. How about you wait 'till it stops raining? You could find some time to enjoy a mug of cocoa.
Or better yet, try to do the stuff you need to do as quickly as possible. Then you'll go back home and you'll feel twice as nice when you finally wrap yourself in a warm blanket! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 04:59

>>604
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's a day job.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... and it suuuuuucks.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) at least minimum wage accumulates to like $400 after two weeks!

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:11

>>603 Take a shit in a plastic bag and then throw the plastic bag out of the window.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 22:14

>>601
(´≖ヮ≖｀) Share some of that stuff, man.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 21:48

I watched an "adult video". But I found it rather juvenile.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 23:08

I am enjoying DQN ELECTRONICS VOL SEVEN. My mind is clear.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 12:00

eating a ham sandwich, listening to ghettotech, wondering if I should live a healthier lifestyle since I just had the runs

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 21:00

>>609 hey me too. I converted it to AAC hahahahahaha

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 23:52

I think I'm going to make a picture with Junior, Grandpa, and beady-eyes, and beady-eyes has stolen Grandpas pills and is tripping out.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 02:12

>>611
That is .... actually very DQN.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 10:09

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>403 and >>404) in two different places?

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 10:55

I'll never find a man as perfect as Misha Collins. I am pathetic.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 18:28

Apparently, I have the symptoms for Dementia pugilistica, but the sad thing is that I didn't get them from boxing or fighting, but from the abuse I received as a child.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:11

>>614
It's all in your mind.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:15

>>616
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) . . .

( ﾟ -ﾟ)

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 02:00

>>612
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/1283994969272.jpg

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 04:43

i know she's interested, but...work email? cold.
plus, that guy she's with in that picture looks like edward norton, how the fuck can i compete with that?

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 03:34

I am surrounded by cute single girls I feel very uncomfortable talking to. But hey that's not that big a problem, considering it's really my only one right now. But oh, how I long to be intimate with someone soon...

>>616

Holy mother of fuck...

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