[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 21:52

"Hello Operator? I've been cut off!"

"'Ave ya?"

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 00:58

My thoughts have become cluttered with posts.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 01:04

What a tweest!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 01:42

This spinach & bacon salad I got from Trader Joes is about 30% shredded bacon. I call that a win.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 09:44

I am not VIP. I am sad.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 12:32

Being told you're amazing in bed does wonders for your self-esteem, even if they're only 6 and probably don't know any better

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 01:08

I have a box cutter and I'm not afraid to stab myself with it on accident.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 02:42

when i watch porn while high i think more about the weight distribution in the actors' and actresses' bodies more than seeing naked people

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 15:38

I just bought my first ever PS3 games, I got unreal tournament and guitar hero (but i have the wrong guitar, d'oh). I also bought FIFA '98, the second-greatest football game ever made

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 16:33

I just signed LiteralKa's petition but I don't know what it's about http://www.petitiononline.com/sxyhalcy/

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 02:17

>>559 Nobody else posted their real name after me, I feel silly

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 18:46

Damn this board seems swell, it's like a secret club. I wonder if it's just a cover for some sort of criminal organization.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 00:01

Just wait until you see the REDACTED

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 09:32

My penis really smells, sadly.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 18:10

>>563 why not wash it then? pull the foreskin right back and rub soap all around, especially under your banjo string

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 13:39

amazon should sell used mp3s, the new ones cost too much

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 04:07

in carcosa
dim carcosa
lost carcosa

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 05:02

I need to buy more emergency mittens, just in case.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 08:00

dum dee da dee dum dee da dee dum dee da dee dum dee infinite regress.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 22:10

My girlfriend had a panic attack after we had sex last night

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 01:03

( ﾟ◡◡ﾟ) FLY AWAY ON MY ZEPHYR

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 02:48

Its always a trap unless proven otherwise.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 03:16

>>570

I hate you. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head...

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 09:43

Hatters gonna hat,

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 22:22

I want to punch Ira Glass in the face. Not because I hate him or anything, but I bet he'd rather talk about it on his radio show then press charges.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 22:26

I want to kill myself ( ._.)

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:56

Nagato Yuki taking a huge crap.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 02:48

>>576
On a beach

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 05:05

( ・-・) >>573 is banned for obvious reasons.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 05:28

>>578 is banned for being too implicit.
>>578-579 are also banned for banning outside the ban thread.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 17:56

>>579 is banned for not being as cute as my dog.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 19:48

>>575
I want to kill myself too.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 19:50

>>575, 581 just hold still for a moment and all your dreams will come true. I wanna try out my new sniper rifle!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 01:09

>>577 While people are taking pictures

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 18:11

(´ö｀) ENTER ME!

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 19:15

I only play PS1 games on my PS3

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 19:34

>>538
And uploading them to the internet as awesome fap-material

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 21:59

But >>579, I thorive on posting content outside of the appropriate threads!

>>580
you don't know that! >>579 could be very cute!

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 01:22

>>587
I am >>579, and I assure you that I am very blieth.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 13:19

>>586 You have dyslexia unless
MEETIN' AND GREETIN'
AND PUMPIN' GAS!
CHEESEBURGER!
CHEESEBURGER!
DO IT AGAIN!
Is somwhow fapable

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 15:53

>>589 WHAT WE DO, IS WHAT WE DO!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 00:14

Crusty integrity is nothing without buttery people skills.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 03:47

Buttery people skills are nothing without crusty integrity.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 04:00

>>589
the act of considering whether there is a fetish for it more or less ensures that someone already does and even has an web site dedicated to it

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 15:42

man there sure is a lot of paperwork to fill in when you're going to uni

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 16:46

>>594
That's just preparing you for a lifetime of paperwork. Get used to it.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 19:26

Kipi still looks like a trap.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 09:47

Drift drift drift...

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 11:33

FRUIT VENDOR! You have fucked me over for the last time!

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 21:47

Kickass it's raining! Now I don't feel bad about staying inside all day.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 22:43

If you type 'z' ten times, it spell corrects to mozzarella. I wonder if this could be useful for speeding up typing of Italian recipes.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 23:11

I just made a ghetto-ass bong

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 02:50

>>599
I love rain. You can always wrap yourself in a blanket in front of your PC, with a mug of hot cocoa ( ◕ω◕)

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:00

>>602
No I can't! I have shit to do outside the house -_-;;

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:07

>>603
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That really sucks. How about you wait 'till it stops raining? You could find some time to enjoy a mug of cocoa.
Or better yet, try to do the stuff you need to do as quickly as possible. Then you'll go back home and you'll feel twice as nice when you finally wrap yourself in a warm blanket! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 04:59

>>604
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's a day job.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... and it suuuuuucks.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) at least minimum wage accumulates to like $400 after two weeks!

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:11

>>603 Take a shit in a plastic bag and then throw the plastic bag out of the window.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 22:14

>>601
(´≖ヮ≖｀) Share some of that stuff, man.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 21:48

I watched an "adult video". But I found it rather juvenile.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 23:08

I am enjoying DQN ELECTRONICS VOL SEVEN. My mind is clear.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 12:00

eating a ham sandwich, listening to ghettotech, wondering if I should live a healthier lifestyle since I just had the runs

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 21:00

>>609 hey me too. I converted it to AAC hahahahahaha

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 23:52

I think I'm going to make a picture with Junior, Grandpa, and beady-eyes, and beady-eyes has stolen Grandpas pills and is tripping out.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 02:12

>>611
That is .... actually very DQN.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 10:09

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>403 and >>404) in two different places?

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 10:55

I'll never find a man as perfect as Misha Collins. I am pathetic.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 18:28

Apparently, I have the symptoms for Dementia pugilistica, but the sad thing is that I didn't get them from boxing or fighting, but from the abuse I received as a child.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:11

>>614
It's all in your mind.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:15

>>616
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) . . .

( ﾟ -ﾟ)

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 02:00

>>612
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/1283994969272.jpg

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 04:43

i know she's interested, but...work email? cold.
plus, that guy she's with in that picture looks like edward norton, how the fuck can i compete with that?

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 03:34

I am surrounded by cute single girls I feel very uncomfortable talking to. But hey that's not that big a problem, considering it's really my only one right now. But oh, how I long to be intimate with someone soon...

>>616

Holy mother of fuck...

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 05:28

burp

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 12:05

mdma is nice but not worth the price

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 17:34

>>623
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Hey, that rhymes!

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 16:59

cofeegasm

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 01:14

I have finally met someone that I love, but because of my childhood, I have an intense fear of social interaction. I feel incompetent as a person, I don't want to live like this.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 03:55

I wish I knew how to ask if that guy from a few years back was ever interested in me. In retrospect, I can't even be sure whether he really considered me a friend or just pretended and made fun of me behind my back. He'd definitely have a reason for that.
But then this love story never reached its conclusion and I moved out. I can easily get into contact with him (I just messaged him 3 days ago, as it was his birthday), but it's not like we have anything to talk about, I guess we didn't become as friendly as I'd like. And of course, it is my fault.
Sometimes I wonder whether I could meet face-to-face with him during a holiday or something. But then, how would I ask him to meet me without making it seem awkward? Heck, how could the meeting itself not be awkward? And I couldn't just ask him outright if he's gay, that's just... not right.
I sort of feel like this part of my past is holding me back a little. But I don't really have a good way of resolving this situation. I am hopeless.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 05:59

I wouldn't mind it if I died now.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 07:52

>>628 stop saying that, we know

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 09:23

Man, my girlfriend sure is cute!

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 09:51

There should be a genre called BUMPER-CORE.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 18:15

Is it me or has DQN been moving a little... slow lately

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 23:37

I kind of regret something that I haven't done yet.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 00:28

food hot amdgfh

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 00:40

>>631
That just reminded me about how I scraped my car's bumper up horrendously on an unnecessarily large curb in the parking garage earlier today. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 06:12

there is no way in god's name i am going to ever play all the characters i have made in ffxiv's character creator. and that's terrible.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 16:43

To do list:
Dishes
Laundry
Buy all of my missing course materials
Coursework
Buy a badass waistcoat/trenchcoat combo
Buy some ingredients, make some soup, stew and gumbo over the next month or so
Buy a cafetiere
Convince my roommate to buy a hoover
Convince my roommate to sign on the dole since he has absolutely no income and I certainly am not loaning him even a penny when his current admittedly rather large stockpile of cash from his last job runs out. Plus he could use the help from the Job Centre people. Can't guarantee they'll be useful but they helped me get my last job. In any case he should stop acting like an ass about it
Convince my roommates to chip in for a new microwave. One that isn't rusted to fuck at the bottom.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 02:13

I really want magic to be real. I'll see if my sigil works in at most a few months, still, sigils supposedly always work.
I am quite hyped. ( ˃ ヮ˂)

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 03:33

I hate gamefaqs...

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 05:08

DQN needs more posts....

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 12:23

HAHA PEE PEE POO POO

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 19:16

>>640
NO board EVER needs more posts.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 20:04

I did it. With full knowlege of the consequences, in sound body and mind I did it.

This ramen is OK.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 21:25

The average American has one ball and one tit.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 00:56

>>644
You're not taking moobs into consideration.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 02:31

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 16:34

>>646
Carefully dudge the spoobnumby to the left.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:51

>>642 9ch.in does. :(

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 00:36

>>648 NO IT DOESN'T

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