DQN's sense of humour is gentle but profound.
I know there's at least one dude here who claims to have lots of sex and do drugs. I have a feeling that if we met on a night out, we'd hate each other.
One of us would let slip a reference to DQN and the other would pick up on it, then we'd share a gnostic smile that would dissolve the hostility. I think, if it looked like the night was going that way and I'd had enough to drink, we'd get a double hotel room and fuck the girls we picked up together. Halfway through, you or I, possibly both of us simultaneously, would yell "CHANGE PLACES!"in a rising cadence.Then we would.
When we both were about to come, I'd get both girls to kneel down and for us to stand side by side over them. Our aim would be to ejaculate on the girl diagonally opposite us. However, the streams could not cross under any circumstances.
Leaving the sluts to shower off together, you and I would go out onto the balcony, or possibly lean out the window to share a cigarette. I'd want to interrogate you for roughly an hour, but you'll say that the previous speaker is a nerd, and should have just stuck with today's special.
This would be my idea of a DQN-quality night.
What are you doing this weekend, ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)-san?