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I hope it gose okay this time
Should I turn off Skype? The conversation's over. At this point all I hear is heavy breathing.
I am under the influence of marijuana more often than I am not.
I am off my tits on a substance similar to mdma, and i have a lecture in 20 minutes
I am your mom and go to bed.
WHEN SEE ME CHOKE THE GANGSTARRRR!
mmm, nice fresh sweet oranges. I'd rather eat this than a candy bar.
I gotta go piss also fuck Toronto.
As in, the city. Not the person/people responsible for that funky track 'Electric Toothbrush' on Jet Set Radio.
My father hid all the Codeine syrup when I came home, I think he fucking knows. asshole hurts from dry opiate shits.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in Sailor Jupiter's pee, and I liked it.
We were talking about what kind of sound we wanted for our band, what direction we're heading for, last night at practice, and the drummer said he'd been listening to some early Red Hot Chili Peppers and thought he could hear similarities. I thought ths was great, usually he's a pretty mainstream guy and I was glad that he'd explored something often overlooked by casual RHCP fans. I asked him what song he'd heard and he said Around The World.
...
That's from Californication I said, certainly not the early Chilis sounds like on Freaky Stylee or the Uplift Mofo Party Plan. Return to disappointment. I know I sound pretentious sometimes and it annoys him but I've devoted my entire life to music and I want to do something interesting with our band... I mean we're all skilled enough.
cocks
am i real. is this real. am i awake. sweet sedation how i love you.
So there I was, a carving knife in hand as I'm staring at a pile of brown sugar I had purposely cast on the ground and I'm thinking: "You know what, I'm really fucking crazy!"
I hate fucking coughing.
I really like being a pretty girl in online games. But I don't like getting attention from male players. Can't you just let me be pretty alone without making me type out that I'm a male?
I really like being a pretty girl in online games and getting male players to buy me things.
I really like being a pretty girl in online. I get treated decently, and if I'm in a group with other pretty girls I don't have to hover awkwardly in the background looking at my feet and feeling ashamed of even being alive like I have to do in real life. I wish I could be pretty in real life too.
fuck
vc: luck--rhyming but what I am short on.
finally
Also, there's no good anime this coming season.
I'm also fairly jealous of females and how many clothing options compared to what males have. I dunno if I'm just not looking hard enough or I'm just an idiot.
>clothing options they have
My bad.
>>101
Becoming gay, a fetishist, or a crossdresser are your only hopes for improving the situation. I'm sorry.
>>103 not that there's anything wrong with that! I'm straight, with a lovely girlfriend, but I'm wearing glittery yellow hairclips and tights under my jeans cos it's chilly. And a sparkly fake-diamond bracelet. BLING BLING
>>101 Go shirtless because it is legal as long as you are outside of a store.
Women get arrested for going shirtless except in a small number of places.
Cute girls have twin drills.
Why the fuck would she think that I knew a good lawyer?
I don't like you. I've never liked you. The only reason I spend any time with you is .
In a pathetic attempt to document the ever-changing and thoroughly abstract concept of -, I've only solidified my sense of self-disappointment and discovered the rotting corpse of my insecurities
the monkey on my back is gone right now but he'll be back soon
he always comes back
i hate that monkey
>>101 I'm a crossdresser. It's quite fun...try it sometime!
It's actually not as weird as it seems to go to the women's section of a department store and buy stuff.
The first thing this one girl I know has said to me in months is "Jesus Christ you're skinny! Fucking eat something!"
My gut response is "Jesus Christ you're fat! Stop eating!"
jane, get me off of this crazy thing
>>113
The proper response should have been "Yes, my child. Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled."
death to the yes
the yes to death
I do like dubstep, and not just to be hip.
I've just been browsing the Forbidden Garden. There are a shitload threads in there...
why oh why didn't i take the blue pill
holy crap
I am stopping posting here because anybody can post anything under the any name.
I wouldn't be where I am now if it weren't for DQN
I dqn'd in a supermarket today
I wish I were a dog. Never again would I have to do obnoxious things like 'work' or 'wear pants'. The best part is I could poop anywhere I wished and foolish human would have to clean up after me.
I thought chest hair would make me a man. It just made me hairy
More things should be flavored with liquorice or anise
I WISH I WAR A BARD
Running in the 90's ♪
Let's go somewhere for a little while ♪
This will be such a shitty year.
TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME SPEND ON STUDYING
STRESS
STRESS
STRESS
今晩は
今度マジでロシア行きを考えています。
でもモスクワ、サンク、ウラジオ・・・どこがいいんでしょうか?
あと僕はロシア語全くできないので英語が通じるところがいいですが
そういうのもエリアに関係あるんでしょうか?
この町はネオナチがアジア人を沢山、街中で殺してるよ
これは事実
こわいい
いきたくない
この町にいる日本人は 本当に 壮烈です
すごいですね
この国女の子って見た目と中身のギャップがとんでもないね
お休みなさい
2005年の秋
西の空はレモン真っ白色に染まり、窓から眩しい夕日が差し込む。
家にはだれもいなかった。
一人で大江 健三郎を読んだ。
暗夜
ひまつぶし
雨…
雨は好きだ
何となく
空が真っ暗だ
つうか、落ち着く明るさ
はやとちり
おはよう
「оторвавшийся тромп」って正確には何て訳せば良いんだろ?
イゴール・ガイダールの死亡記事(コメルサント)読んでたんだけど、死因の日本語訳がよくわからん。日本の記事だと「血栓症」ってなってるけど。
余計なこと考えなくていいし、心も環境もスッキリして一石二鳥じゃね?
(=゚ー゚)
What the fuck are you guys blabbering about?
疲れた
寝たい
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ペットがいなくなった
淋しい
Will it ever be 1994?
No.
I hate my life.
I wish I could dance like a normal person, instead of only being able to do the Macarena, the Charleston and the Running Man.
( ゚ ヮ゚) They should rename Michigan Mittengan because it looks like a scraggly left-hand mitten.
>>152 the Elitist Superstructure would buy it at today's low prices, but unfortunately the nations of the world haven't been paying their requisite tribute, the philistine assholes.
It's really sad that I am infected with aids...
I should have told it to my girlfriend...
But I simply forgot
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Korea is a Russian province!
Cum cum cum in america
>>154 I made a haiku
It's really sad, I have AIDS
I should have told her
But I just kind of forgot
DOWN WITH EXAMS
┐ (´・ω・`) ┌ <というか、私はそれが分かってない。あなたも分かっていないね。
I don't feel any emotions while speaking Tagalog.
バイ
Okay.
Sorry for everything hope you are not upset
I am off to study.
bye bye :)
I could go for some hot, wet NEET pussy right about now.
I can't help but feeling a little guilty for enjoying the pumpkin cookies so much while my deceased grandparent lay in the adjacent room.
I mean, damn, they were really good cookies.
>>168
I had that same experience, twice. What made it more uncomfortable is that the grandparents in question would probably want people to enjoy the cookies at the reception; they weren't exactly fuddy-duddies....
>>170
I never had that feeling myself. I didn't attend my grandparents funeral.
Reading >>168 and >>170 made me think about what I would feel if I were the one that was dead and my grandchild felt bad about enjoying cookies at my reception/wake. Basically it boils down to this:
I would be happy that my grandchild went to my wake and I'd be happy that they were enjoying the cookies, cause hey, those things are boring and sad so if you can get any joy from it more power to you. I would also encourage them to sneak some out so they can have some at home. At the same time I would think it would suck because those cookies sound good and I would want one. So maybe I'll tell my family that if there's any good food at my wake to put some in my casket so that, I donno, when it decomposes and turns into a ghost cookie I can have some too.
So yeah. There you go.
I got ge as my verification code again but I've decided not to make an ultra-long rant based on it.
I want to read the Yoshinoya thread, but honestly, I can't be bothered to read variations of the same post with maybe 10% of the words changed.
Man, it breaks my heart to see Conan leave.
that would have been less embarrassing to watch if beck had done the singing
This site needs to liven up. We need more posters, but how do we get a larger community without inviting 4channers, youtube commenters, etc ?