>>492 to expand on this, my girl broke up with me, technically a few months ago but, well, I'm a sex god, so she's never really left me. Even when she got back with her ex a few weeks ago, she's still cheated on him with me a few times. Anyway, she came up last night for sex and she was on her period. So I kept the tampon and the wipes we used to clean up afterwards, but today I finally admitted to her, as she was sitting on my dick with blood running down the inside of my thighs, that I'm a piranha. A carnivorous freshwater fish from the South American rainforests [I've since found out that piranhas are omnivorous but I said carnivorous at the time]. So I went down on her and ate that bloody lovely mess too.

That's probably the last time we get together for the near future, but it was pretty good. We also sneaked into the living room and fucked on the sofa, then she sucked me off in the kitchen. I live with two girls as well, they were both upstairs hehehe.