Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
may i be a part of this community
One day I cruised the internet and came upon a dakimakura of Ran Yakumo in her animal form! Judging by the pics, it even had a fur-like texture.
It was out of stock already...
>>801
gj, brother. I myself could have gotten with a girl four years younger than me, if I wanted to, but that might have meant going to jail etc.
Last night I tried to pick up a waitress in a hip restaurant who had Euler's constant tattooed down her left arm.
Firstly I said, "I'm admiring your Euler", to which she oddly replied, "Thanks! Not many people get that. But I'm more of a variable myself."
"That's OK; the only constant here, anyway, is our love." She laughed a bit, called me cute. I didn't talk to her again until it was time to pay the bill.
"Hey, wait," I hazarded, "our respective life functions are continually diverging, but I want them to start converging more. If I had your number I could fix the equations!"
She was about to turn away. "Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm already converging with someone else!"
At that point I became frantic, desperate to keep her attention and feeling challenged to push this further. "Then I'll do a Fourier transform and take the constituent waves of your relationship apart, then add mine to yours! I'll use my cosine!! Hey!" But by that time she had escaped, merely looking back to give a flattered smile.
After 2 years of no contact, we've just been talking again for a couple of days and already we've carved each other's names into our thighs
Why did my capri-sun straw have to break in half?!
>>781
Yeah, it's the come-up that freaked me out. I took a dose of about 6.4mg/kg, but managed to "hold onto my mind" and not actually trip because I was anxious.
It's because of the "alert sensation;" it was accompanied by a weird "electrifying" feeling in the throat/chest area, sort of tingling or needle-like, and I was worried that maybe something around there was stiffening/swelling and I'd suffocate (I'm supposed to have asthma, but the only time I've found it harder to breathe was after exercise).
I'm definitely trying it again, but I'd prefer to avoid having drug abuse on a record somewhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>791 DPH is some scary shit, man.
Mountains wear down, seas dry up, but Clonepa--being a Platonic ideal--will always be. Grandpas can only exist on this earth, but Clonepa can live forever along with the lack of soul that dwells within. Even 5 billion years from now, when the Earth, the Moon, and the Sun are gone, Clonepa will exist. As long as one Clonepa still lives, it will be eternal proof that Grandpa ever existed.
Konata has a hare lip.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>816 I'm not sure, I'd have to conduct additional tests.
I had to move the half empty bottle of Colt 45. I'm so hungover that just seeing it in the corner of my eye was making me feel sick...
HOLY SHIT SCULLY IS SO HOT WHEN SHE'S VULNERABLE
>>819 Vulnerability is my fetish, real talk. Though I prefer boys, myself.
I imagine DQN would be the kind of place I'd retreat to on 1g of DPH.
The likelihood of me being able to post is low, however. I'd be posting and posting in Rei's café, only to wake the next morning on the beach to find sand in my pockets, seaweed in my shoes
I promised myself that the first time I was significantly intoxicated with any illegal substance, I would play Touhou. Thus far this has not happened once.
>>822 I find Toehoes hard even on easymodo while completely sober, I can't imagine how bad I'd be if I played them intoxicated.
My body lay dead before me
stretched out and plain for everyone to see
As sad as it seemed
When I was stabbed in my spleen
I couldn't believe that my crotch was stained with pee
My landlord is being an arse
This lease was just a huge farce
The room is so small
Can't fit more than three people in it at all
And yet he wants it to be more sparse
>>823 I've played it enough that I could probably do some stages on muscle memory alone. Still, I think the music and visuals would be god damn amazing.
I'm going to quit porn until C80 starts.
>>823
You'll beat it easily. I heard that ZUN drinks a lot, so should anyone who want to be good at Toho Project.
>>824,825
I'm so glad to discover somebody who appreciates limericks!
>>827
I quit porn every day! You know, your last porn should be really good, so you should look out for it. Don't just quit it like people quit smoking. You should make sure that you had the best experience.
I wish I could speak English
>>805 Fourier transformations for l^p spaces or C[0, 1]? Girls don't like l^p...
>>835, you just reminded about something that happened to me a couple of years ago. A good friend of mine said, "Ha! 'Fourier transforms'? More like furrier transforms!" (by this he meant "transfur"). I stood frozen for a moment and replied, "Dude, you just killed the math for me."
I was never be able to cope with this. Any mention of mathematics makes me twitch. My whole life was ruined by one silly pun.
She wore my shirt yesterday. I've been smelling and cuddling it all night.
I hate Illinois nazis
Great job, >>837. Now I'm thinking about how I'll never go out at night with a guy who would give me his hoodie so that I wouldn't be cold, and then let me keep the hoodie for a week or so so that I could cuddle it and smell it every night ;~;
So, I was just reading some lists of PC specs, and my brain kept reading "wifi" as "waifu." "this computer will come with a waifu? really? I wonder who it will be." (;;o_o)
Oh, I'm so happy! And I'm not even intoxicated!
>>839, lets go drive some off a bridge! That'll show them to be hateful beings with low opinions of certain parts of humanity and a preference for totalitarianism in the Midwestern United States!
>>846, they might try to seek revenge though, going so far as to spy on the police with their radios in order to try and find us.
Like potential danger ever meant anything to a DQN though...
>>847, when you're on a mission from God, you aren't truly in danger even if you have to drive through a mall or drop a Ford Pinto from a mile up in order to reunite your band to fulfill it.
Once I met St. Ignacio of Loyola at a railway station. Or at least someone who looked like him.
Why do socks always irritate me. I feel the need to change them every 2 hours at least.
I filled your socks with itching powder, >>850. But that was years ago. Haven't you washed them yet?
>>850
Try buying better socks? I bought some thigh-highs from sockdreams (even though I am a boy) and they're very comfy.
>>851>>852 They keep feeling dirty or damp after only hours of wearing them. Probably because people wear their shoes around my house and the floors are filthy at times. But even when they're not dirty (i.e I haven't left my room) I still get this massive urge to change them, they start to feel old...
i wonder how many dokyuns wear thigh high girl socks... the ones i'm wearing just now are neon green with pink stars
>>854
I know someone whom is a dokyun in all respects except that she is oblivious to this board's existence. Thigh-high socks of all design are on her daily dress-code.
>I know someone whom is a dokyun in all respects
She sounds hot if it wasn't for this bit. Actually I just like big socks.
>>853
Maybe you should look into stuff that would make your feet sweat less?
>>854
I only have two pairs (they're both striped), gray&yellow (charcoal&dijon) and blue&yellow (blueberry&wheat) and one pair I really wanted (striped watermelon) was out of stock when I was ordering them.
I don't think I'll wear non-striped thigh-highs.
>>853, you should wash your floors every week, place a mat near the door with slippers and ask people to change their shoes. If somebody asks tell them that in India people take off their shoes even in stores.
Anyway, this thread made me crave for colorful striped thigh-highs for myself. Something colored in pink, green and black.
>>857 my feet don't sweat. >>858 There is a mat at the door, both inside and outside. The floors are washed every week, but still people just stroll in and out all over the house wearing shoes covered in mud, dirt etc. I have asked them and suggested it many times but in the end Im not in charge of the house and its quite common practice to wear shoes inside here so eh.
I want thigh highs now.
>I just like big socks
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Oh, now I want some sexy thigh-high socks as well. But I wouldn't wear striped ones like a common whore; I would be wearing socks as pure white as my untainted virginity.
Who am I kidding, I just want to dress up as a french maid...
i have 7 pairs: rainbow ones, neon camouflage ones (mainly yellow), black and neon pringle-pattern ones that >>858 might like, neon orange pringle ones, neon stripy ones, neon tartan ones and the aforementioned lime green with pinks stars ones
My dad thinks i'm gay. But it's interesting that thigh high socks seem to be common ground for most of us here±
>>861
I think that colourful striped socks can be a symbol of innocence, too.
>>862
You seem to have a lot of neon socks.
My parents know I'm gay, I just hope they don't think I want to crossdress.
For the record, I wanted to order http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/over-the-knee/dreamy-knees in Watermelon. Aren't they just glorious?
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/extraordinary-harvest-rainbow-thigh-highs look pretty nice too. I should think about buying a skirt or two to go with the thigh-high socks I have.
There needs to be a real otaku workout video.
Like anime girls showing people how to bench, do deadlifts, barbell squats, etc.
I should have known one single mention of socks would turn this thread upside-down.
My mum would be quite upset if you turn me gay here!
Personally, I love lilac: ttp://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/long-cuffable-scrunchable-socks They're so cute that I'd cuddle with them at nights. May I order those fine legs as well? Probably they won't look as good apart from each other.
>>862
I'd like to like them, could you link to something more visual?
So today I found the facebook profile of my childhood crush/unrequited (as far as I know) love.
I'm not sure how to feel about it. Frankly, since it didn't seem like he had much of an online presence, I expected/hoped he would be as socially inept as me, but he has more friends than me and interacts with his friends/posts on his wall regularly. He also visits (what I believe to be) a 4chan derivative site, and might or might not use the "xD" emoticon.
I still don't know if he's gay; I don't think he has a girlfriend right now and he didn't specify "interested in" on his profile, and he uses ":3" and ";3" occasionally, but that doesn't mean much. I think that I feel somewhat intimidated by him now, since he didn't grow up to be a sad person like me.
The more I think about how I felt about him the sadder I get, and the entire situation is hopeless as I live in a different country now and don't plan on going back anytime soon. We live in different worlds and there's nothing I'm going to do about it, I'm not even sure if I could.
I'm reliving the unrequited love right now. I'll listen to some sad music and cry.
I hope you don't mind me ranting, I just don't have any friends I trust enough/expect to care about this.
I ain't got nobody, and nobody cares for me.
Another day, another wild goose chase.
>>866 Just for you I stood on my chair to webcam photo. I had a nicer setup with my mirror, it was a really nice composition, but my camera is out of batteries... They're not stripy but maybe you like the colours :3
http://postimage.org/image/1aem7gubo/
>>867 Rant away, that's why this is my favourite thread. There is a always sunshine just around the bend, hang in there >>867-san, I am rooting for you <3
>>870 (they were ripped by an ex-girlfriend in a fit of passion, which looking back totally wasn't worth ending up with ripped socks)
Thank you, >>870. The colours are nice indeed. But I'm "into" stripes.
I don't know why; maybe for the same subconscious reason that Japanese like striped panties.
You shouldn't let anyone tear your socks. It's better have an "ex" and intact socks than this.
The new toothpaste tastes like hamburger.
I am not sure how I feel about this.
I once got described as "too good to be true" and they weren't wrong
God damn, my legs are so hairy. I remember I once saw an ant get lost in my leg hair.
i tested that thing about how your taste and smell are closely linked, i had a cigarette in one hand and the other hand was slotted snugly between my bum cheeks, and i inhaled the fag and smelt my hand and i couldn't really pick up anything distinct. Haha, de-stinked.
4-ch is so slow. I wish we could be more active. But then again, I wish a lot of things. I wish I wouldn't wish so much and just do stuff.
I wish leveling zones were still active in wow.
>You shouldn't let anyone tear your socks
"Don't let anybody else grind your pepper, chop your garlic or squeeze your lemons."
There is a lack of turtles in my life.
>>879 what is that from? I've heard it before but google comes up with just a few obscure recipe sites
Hello DQN, I like to post in this thread when I cross lines in my life. Today I licked a used tampon from like february or march. http://oi56.tinypic.com/6dwhzq.jpg
>>881 I've never seen it before; after about two seconds of Google, it seems to be a personal saying of a fellow going by the alias "Terrible Tom" who has a food blog and posts on some gun enthusiast forums, and on his blog he claims it came from his brother, who is a chef.
Why am I taking college precalc when I haven't taken a math class in over 6 years oh god what am I doing I am not good at college.
Also what is my sister thinking? Why would she go to Orlando for 2 weeks without telling anyone? I know she's going down there to go see some online person she's been talking to but I seriously don't want her to get hurt. I know we both live the dream life of being shut-ins and not doing anything but MMOs all day but I don't think that this is the right thing for her to be doing, she should focus on her future more. I know I am no shining example living at home and being 25 with no education or future in my current job but please don't be like me little sister, you could do a ton better than you're doing now.
Also, thanks 4-ch for being open and thanks OP for this thread as I've ranted in it multiple times now.
I want to write a rant as well, but I have nothing to rant about. I guess I should be happy about that.
>>888 it is my strong belief that no one has the right to judge anyone else's life choices. It is important of course that you care about your wee sister but you should support her in her life choices.
Just putting it out there, how would you feel if she was meeting another dokyun?
>>892
I'd like to rant about how I'm nearly in love with the aforementioned sock-loving dokyun girl whom is off-limits due to being engaged with some douche who has become extremely possessive.
>>867
This post reminded me of my own middle school crush. After reading it, I looked up her name on Facebook. Sure enough, there she was, just as cute as she was back then. In her profile picture some guy is lovingly putting his chin on her neck from behind. She is smiling and turning her head back as if she's about to kiss him. Suddenly, a boatload of buried memories came rushing back.
When I was in middle school, I was a shy and awkward child, as were many of us. I developed a deep crush on a cute girl and eagerly looked forward to French class, when we had a chance of being partnered together. I was too shy to talk to her outside of class, but interacted with her as much as possible when doing practice activities.
I had learned from the neighborhood housing chart that she lived down the street. I would often go for walks by her house in the hopes of running into her as she walked around with her best friend. On the rare occasion I walked past them, I barely had the courage to say hello. I felt like a stalker as I casually strolled by, glancing into her windows, though I never saw anything in them. To make sure nobody caught on, I walked down 2 dummy streets in the neighborhood for every time I went down her street. I was a silly, desperate child, and as a result my relationship with her went nowhere except in my head.
In my spare time, I used a box cutter to carve characters or pictures into 10-cent erasers. I whimsically offered to sell them for 11 cents as a sort of surrealist activity, since I knew nobody would buy them. But one day, my crush actually came up to me and asked me what I was doing. I nervously told her about my eraser-carving hobby, stumbling over the words. She said she had heard I sold custom designs and asked if I would carve one for her. I tried to hide my excitement as I answered yes, and that there would be no charge for a 'sample'.
I was nervous as I carved her name and did a very messy job. I dit it over 4 or 5 times and was not satisfied with any of the results. The next class, I gave one to her shyly, to a somewhat apathetic response. I felt really embarrassed to be giving her such a shitty present and wished I had had the courage to say something else. But we were both shy and neither of us was willing to admit that the eraser was not the real issue. She simply thanked me and escaped back to her friends.
At the same time, I had a best friend with whom I would hang out at the park, play video games, talk about sex or search for boobs on the internet. We were in a sunset stage of our friendship -- we were starting to hang out a little less often, and he was growing distant for reasons unknown. One day, I was walking around the neighborhood and noticed my crush and her friend turning the corner in the distance. I leisurely headed in that direction, following at a distance to not seem suspicious. When I turned the corner, they were nowhere to be found. Where had they gone?
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My friend's house was right there, so I rang the doorbell but nobody answered. As was often our custom, I went around the back. The porch was open, indicating that my friend was home. I went in and knocked on his closed bedroom door. I heard some muffled noises from the bedroom, some feminine voices. Eventually he came out with a very strange look on his face.
"Hey, I just wanted to see if you wanted to go to the park-" I began.
"Leeeeave," he said slowly in a tone of voice I had never heard before. I couldn't tell if he was being ironic or serious, since he was rarely serious. "Nowwww."
"...What?"
"Leeeave," he repeated in the same drawl. "Now."
"What is going on? What are you-"
"Leave," he said with a meaningful look on his face, so I let myself out the front door and went to the park thoughtfully.
I went to his house later that evening. He had the look of a changed man. His eyes were wide and he spoke dramatically as he explained why he had kicked me out of his house. The two girls, my crush and her friend, had come over, wanting to practice, he said. Wanting to practice how to give a blow job. They blew him. He said it was the most amazing thing he had ever felt.
I didn't believe him. This was a guy who you could not take at face value, and I didn't want to believe my crush was capable of such a thing. I knew that sexual experimentation was popular at this age, but I couldn't believe it. Sensing that he might be fishing for a response, I simply feigned apathy and pretended to believe him without shock. The most I did was express doubts at his claim that it was better than sex (neither of us had even had sex, of course).
We dropped the subject and it never came up again. We spent our days playing video games and going to the park, but slowly drifted apart as our friends changed. I stopped semi-stalking my crush, and never talked to her again. Whether my friend's unlikely story was true or not, and I was leaning toward not (or exaggerated), I somehow felt disillusioned. I often wondered to myself alone at night, was his story really true? Did my crush really give my best friend a blow job? Even through high school, after I had moved far away, I would still sometimes ponder this question.
Years later, in my senior year of high school, I got a clue into what might have really happened that day. I found him on Facebook and learned that he is now openly gay. I realized that it's possible that when we looked at porn together or talked about sex, he was actually getting excited because of me, not the girls. He was a smart guy, and had most likely realized that I had a crush on this girl, even though I tried to keep it secret. It is very possible he told me the story to get a rise out of me, or even as a precursor to blowing each other.
Whatever the truth is, I'll never know why those two girls went to his room that day, or what occurred after I left. I've moved on, and now have a wonderful girlfriend that's just as pretty and far better in personality than my old crush. Yet even after all these years, her facebook profile picture still holds a little bit of that sense of betrayal and unrequited love I once felt.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today I jamp in the air and enjoyed life, and I meant it
>>896
It's possible I posted about it on dqn before, now that I think of it, though I wrote that particular post just now.
