[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:04

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leave

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message

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beep

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:15

of beep what?

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 23:08

>>117
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 23:27

Hello, is this Clonepa's Pizza?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 00:06

Joe's Pool Hall, Eight-Ball speakin'.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 01:38

Venetian Snares is like percussion sex.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 03:11

Hey DQN I'm having sex right now. And by having sex I mean bleeding from the wrist and thigh

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 23:03

I'm pretty sure I'm "the other guy"

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 23:17

This thread had 123 posts before I posted this.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 05:15

god damn i hate myself so much

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 08:44

I feel that as long as I'm able to play an online game, I'll always have some guy hating my existence and wishing that I was dead both online and off.

I like thinking this.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 09:46

I can play a mean mandolin.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 12:36

Most of my mandolins are of a pleasant disposition.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 14:57

>>127 Hey me too, I have an f-shape and i love it

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 15:25

A Chinese friend asked me for lyrics I couldn't find, so I said that if she sent the songs I could transcribe them. I ended up writing and giving explanations for verses such as "Times to get laid and times to give head" and "Callin' in stoned, if I were cloned, my clone would be high as shit". I felt a little guilty for it.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 16:31

>>130
She probably thinks you're a decadent Westerner now, given your great knowledge of disreputable foreign vices.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 18:22

My life would be much easier without sexual desire.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 18:50

I'm offering all my money (about £600) to anyone who comes round to my flat and stabs me in the chest.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 03:03

What if some cruel, criminal person decides to take your money and not harm you at all, >>133? Would you feel cheated?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 04:03

It's never good to depend on other people to kill you because they usually end up messing up and making things worse.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 12:27

>>131
Well, turns out she told her mother about me today, so evidently they both think so now.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 13:23

>>136 It could be worse. One or both of them could want to buy dope from you.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 12:45

>>137
How is that a bad thing?!

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 14:02

>>138
have you ever seen what a chinaman will do to you if you deprive him of his drugs?

they will declare war, my boy. brought down the mighty british empire a hunnert years ago, and the british didn't even lose that one.

someone asked how the chinamen did it, to which they were only told "ancient chinese secret".

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 14:10

>>139 Grandpa? Is that you?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 16:37

we know baby it's you

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 21:30

>>139
I... I see your point.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 23:33

>>139 I don't know if you're joking or not, I guess you probably are, but one of my friends was murdered by a local chinese gang a few years ago over drugs. Not even hard drugs, shitty thai stick

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 00:29

>>143
yes, it was a joke. intentionally historically inaccurate and intentionally in bad taste. the opium wars happened because the chinese wanted the british to, y'know, not let their people get all drugged up. they also happened in the mid-19th century and the whole affair wrecked up the chinese empire more than it did the british.

and the realities of gangs and drugs are rather depressing.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 01:38

The realities are sad and do not bear much thinking about, it's true. But I am imagining an early Margaret Cho monologue here, and it's making me giggle. Doubtless this means I am a soulless monster.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 02:02

LEGALIZE DRUGS

STOP GANG VIOLENCE

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 02:03

Also, I really am sorry, >>143. That's terrible.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 02:27

I should go to sleep, but I can't/don't want to.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 03:50

Marijuana MUST be legalized!

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 04:22

Midnight Meat Train, pshh hahahahha

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 12:15

I callibrated my screen. Now white looks white, black looks black, colors look like colors.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 11:47

I'm starting to see why audiophiles are so picky with their audio files.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 13:59

Why do you make it so obvious that you're annoyed if you don't tell me what it is that I do that annoys you.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 18:29

I wish I could say the phrase "Monkey Face" without people thinking I am referring to some kind of sexual act.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 18:31

"Monkey Face" sounds like that act of jumping on someones face and fucking the hajoopies out of their mouth.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 19:36

That H-manga, where the dickgirls' anus is not only squeaky clean and self-lubricating, but also capable of ejaculation.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 21:00

My ex started using Shift-JIS characters in her status messages. I really hope she hasn't discovered SAoVQ or the Superstructure ( ﾟДﾟ)

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 21:50

Holy shit, my captcha is seacking.

FUCK YEAH SEACKING

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:10

>>157 one of my friends has been using "japanese smilies" on facebook and he thinks i'm cool because "no one else gets what they are".

He also posts u raff u rose-type pics.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 23:25

>>159
I raffed. I rost.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 18:56

(　ﾟヮﾟ)

(　ﾟ ワﾟ)

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 21:39

I am so lazy, you have no idea.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 23:17

I'm thinking of making a blog called Breakfast Shows, in which I would discuss whether different television programmes are suitable for watching while eating breakfast.

For example:
The Prisoner - Not good for watching while eating breakfast
Futari wa Precure - Good for watching while eating breakfast

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 02:47

>>163, would this blog be suitable for reading while eating breakfast?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 04:31

>>163
Wow, I actually really like this idea!

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 11:46

COLK.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 11:47

>>163
I would most certainly read this.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 12:34

>>163 posts like this are the only reason I read this thread

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 14:16

Yeah this is my favourite thread because i feel i can get to know dqn-san a bit better

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 15:27

The depressed guy needs to post more to make you guys stop liking this thread.

That's if he didn't kill himself already.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 15:43

>>170 I think there's more than one

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 17:59

>>171
And I'm one of them. But posts like >>163 make me laugh.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 07:43

8 flies have taken residency in my kitchen. I really need to clean.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 09:25

>>170
Take it easy〜

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 16:23

I always sage my posts, 'cause I fear they're not worthy enough.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 16:41

posts like >>170 are what made me stop visiting SAoVQ.

I still love you, DQN.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 17:20

>>536 in Rei's Diner pt 6

Nothing it was just H----- D-------. My dad used to race motorbikes professionally. There's a sort of rivalry between H* D* riders and everyone else. H* D*s are mainly ridden by hairy old losers. Also BMW motorbikes were looked down on too but not quite so much.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 18:33

It's kind of funny how I matured from 4chan troll to 4-ch fellow. Or at least I like to think of it as a personal evolution anyway.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 18:56

>>178 I was thinking that last night in bed... I haven't been on 4chan for 2 and a half years but my last 2 threads I made were pretty good. One of them got over 200 replies; I said I had nude pics and vids of my sister and that I would post them if they could count to 2. When they did, I linked them to a 500MB compressed file, that uncompressed to a 300GB file of the letter A repeated constantly

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 19:44

>>179

LOL oh man... I wish I could have been there.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 03:12

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183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 05:11

I've written 300 words of this essay in 12 hours. I'd hoped to have 1500 by now.

My captcha is mate. That's kind of friendly encouragement. Thank you Elitist Superstructure!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 05:39


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185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 14:55

The ultimate armour would be a computer/brain interface beaming hardcore pornography directly into the soldiers mind. The suit will then stimulate the soldiers genitals until fantastic orgasm is achieved.

Everyone will want to be a us soldier and everyone will be allowed. In the end there will be no one left to fight.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 23:30

D'you remember that guy? J-John somebody? He was a - he was sort of a b-

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 00:16

holy shit i wish there were more people on 3-ch.org however there are virtually no germans who are into message boards of this kind. should i close the whole damn thing and continue to waste my time here like i did two years ago?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 01:22

Yes.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 08:09

>>185
Although this sounds promising, in the end the soldiers would still miss real human contact. The same problem that exists today would continue: some people can easily form such relations, but others cannot. The ensuing emotional and sexual frustrations would undermine the technology and lead to conflict.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 12:02

AP: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

It begins to dawn on me that everything I just did over the past five years has proven to be a colossal waste of time.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 12:53

>>190
Yeah.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 15:16

Well, what are you going to do now？

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 16:36

Heaven please sing for me a song of

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 20:07

>>190 Don't worry, it is the same for every single person on the planet :)

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 05:01

I may talk to you.

I may like you.

Hell, I may even love you.

But I will never need you. That's why this will never work out, see?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 07:09

Looking at my porn collection fills me with a bit of joy.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 12:33

So hot mama... wanna fuk?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 13:57

Seeing a porno clip titled "Girl uses dildo for pleasure" makes me wonder what other uses she'd have for it.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:02

>>198
Rolling pin substitute is the first thing that comes to mind.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:07

>>199
Provided it has an attractive colouring, it could also be used as a coffee-table sculpture. And then of course it serves as a handy fellatio practice dummy.

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