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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 15:16

>>400 I am, thanks ;P

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 17:57

I am thankyou man.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 20:23

What should I do with my life, DQN ?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 20:48

BLOG POST LOL BLOG POST LOL

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 23:32

There's a naked girl sleeping in my bed right now. Just wanted to tell you guys.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 02:03

>>405
Is she Claire? DID YOU FINALLY GET TO DO IT WITH CLAIRE

407 Name: Xarn : 1993-09-6433 05:02

>>406 It's Erika.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 06:25

Dokyun has a job after 5 years of a wonderfully isolated life... well, at least I can buy computer parts and figurines now.

409 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6433 11:18

>>408
What is this job? How did you get it? Was it a hard decision to make?

410 Name: ( ・ω・) : 1993-09-6433 12:46

I have the hots for Claire too!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 14:06

>>407 >>406
No. Hey guess what, she stuck her tongue up my bumhole.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 14:39

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413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 18:56

>>409
Fast food, Arby's to be exact. I made a friend a couple weeks ago who works there. She sweet-talked a manager after I filled out an application, following which I went back and bothered them until I finally got an interview. And no, I didn't find it difficult at all. I happen to not be socially awkward, just highly reclusive, as my time is precious and I would rather not waste it on unintelligent endeavors. However as stated I can buy figurines and computer parts, among other toys, now, which somewhat balances it out.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 05:15

>>413
Grats on the dough, condolences on the ass-ness of that kind of work.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 06:20

>>414
Haha, thanks.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 13:50

We have Asians on DQN? I thought we were all fat white wapanese nerds

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 14:29

>>416 I'm not fat, I got ripped in 3 weeks. Ask me how.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 16:49

>>416 whether children of asian immigrants who can only speak English and/or are not Japanese merely act wapanese or are wapanese is a pretty touchy subject

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 17:11

I hope this microwavable curry I am eating doesn't give me food poisoning since its been half defrosted since my freezer broke 2 days ago.

420 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6436 21:13

>>416
I'm not fat, I just got a couple of excess kilograms. I'll walk it off next time I go outside.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 09:22

I'm the dokyun in Shanghai.
I'm white, and having yellow fever would actually make this year a lot more enjoyable.

I prefer white people.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 12:48

Did you get shanghaied, >>421?

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 15:35

Heh heh, my Internet handle is Shanghai...

424 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6437 22:35

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days set in Shanghai.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 22:57

shanhai shanhai shanhai shanhai
hourai hourai hourai hourai
furansu oranda chibetto kyouto
rondon roshia orurean

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 23:15

Hating〜
Hating〜
Loving〜❤

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 23:44

Bars and clubs are strange, strange places. Do not ever go to them.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 03:14

>>422
About 8 months in, I feel like I have indeed been Shanghai'd.

Chinese girls are nothing like JAV. Give me Europeans who know what they're doing and are not ashamed to say how much they want you.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 13:52

Even if being an asshole is part of your nature, you should try to be as nice as possible to the people serving your food because they'll most likely end up spitting in your food for any offense.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 14:50

>>429 same with people cutting your hair

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 17:05

DQN is dead.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 19:56

>>431 no, it's just full of losers.

433 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6438 20:46

>>432 MY ASS is full of losers. Or to be more precise the world wide web is full of losers.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 23:50

>>433 If your ass is the world wide web, how does it feel to have over one million dicks inside of it?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 00:25

>>432 is tsundere for dqn

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 00:30

>>435 sh- shut up loser

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 06:22

( ﾟ ヮ ﾟ) >>436がすき！！！！

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 08:45

you don't bird me i don't bird you

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 22:31

>>434
>>433
Haha, butts!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 22:56

suri di essu

441 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6439 23:01

>>434
It feels good, thanks for asking.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6440 21:55

UNHAND MY PENIS, SATAN!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 18:38

boop beep bip We're sorry, but the number you have just dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your telephone the square root of negative one radians around its time axis and try your call again.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 21:45

disregard fink
acquire homebrew

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 04:16

this harar coffee is so damn fruity

it's like a fucking san francisco parade in your mouth

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 08:07

I can't tell when the fuck anyone dies in homestuck. I keep hearing about characters dying but then they show back up and I guess some of them aren't dead-dead and I don't know what the fucks going on.

I don't even read that damn webcomic why do I care

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 08:52

DQN stands for Dairy Queen

448 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6444 09:50

>>447, but archives say otherwise: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1146066346/3

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 09:59

I keep forgetting to visit DQN, im sorry. :(

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 14:11

frying pan on

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 21:40

>>449 I haven't been forgetting, but I have been much less interested in DQN lately. I'm posting more in a couple of other places, though, where a few DQNs (and ex-DQNs) hang out, so I'm still getting my daily dokyun dose.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 13:48

It's not assault if it gives you a boner.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 20:36

where's like, the main base of operations for the DQN Electronics compilations?

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 22:24

>>453
My basement. ( ﾟヮﾟ)

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 04:06

>>454
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I wanna come out and say it: your basement is smelly. I was kind of hoping we could swap bases once in a while, let the stank out. Makes us less easy to track, y'know? I wouldn't dare say this if this weren't anonymous.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 12:46

hmmm, weetabix stuck in my teeth again.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 14:13

I've been a follower of the DQN electronics compilations for quite a while now and I would like to put forward some of my music maybes

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 16:12

I'm like the Porco Rosso of kinky sex.

459 Name: Show me your reflection!.zwVB5VQv.!!TTeeQz8t : 1993-09-6447 16:51

¯\(-_-)/¯
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460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 17:08

FISTING

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 23:53

I'm going to call myself and my fellow country men "American" and if any Brazilian or Argentinean or whatever the fuck is offended they can shove it up their ass.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:00

Does "relax" necessarily mean "sleepy"? If I have a herbal tea to calm myself down will it still work if I'm popping pro-plus and and cheap energy drink for an all night essay-writing sesh?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:01

I dropped the bucket in the well, in a manner of speaking

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:38

I like money.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:40

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466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 00:14

So my boss is getting English lessons off me in his office.
He gives me the business English book he's using to prepare something useful for him.

I randomly open the book and start browsing. Words are already written in the margins for the sake of his practice.
In the middle of one page, in a delicate script, is "anus anus anus"...

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 00:28

It would be cool if there was a "like" button on DQN. I mean it works on facebook! How about like a registration thing where we can have our own name, and maybe an avatar pic, then the number of "likes" we get can be recorded so people can see if you're a good poster or not

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 19:32

Dickgirls with manly faces would be titboys.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 20:44

So on the way home I was listening to the radio, and there was some public service announcement saying, "In the US, a man has a heart attack every 34 seconds." And I think that guy really needs to relax.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 17:24

Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 20:50

Fapchan is going to close down today forever. ;_;

Tonight I cut myself.

472 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6451 23:34

>>471
So, I went there, read the news and laughed since it was one of survivors of those numerous tiny little boards which has been spawned (following 7chan) when Trevor-chan wrote err... Trevor-chan on PHP (now know as Kusaba). Everyone wanted their own *chan back then, I remember that.

When this flashback ended, without any hesitation I headed straight to a certain board and this link was right there: http://www.newfapchan.org/

So, instead of cutting yourself, you should hurry up and move all good stuff to this new board. I would certainly do this in your place.

473 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6451 23:35

Here is an audio incentive for you, >>471: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74dIafTazM

GANBATTE!

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 00:30

>>472
Nah, fapchan is dead and there's no good enough replacement for it. Fuck that shitty niggertits spawn site.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 07:31

Huh, I could really use a pocket protector.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 12:37

http://twitter.com/#!/Gayshoki

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 00:58

hello dqn have any of you ever played gitaroo man? about 2 years ago I got up to the third-last level and failed a few times so gave up. Then I felt like playing again tonight and just finished the normal story mode, I'm glad I did. The second last level made me feel cosy inside

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 01:25

>>477
Ohhh, Gitaroo Man~

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 04:18

OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssSSssama-tan.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 04:22

osama osmana osmania ossmannia oneesama oniisan

neechan

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 05:14

osamabamadingdong

482 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6453 09:49

"Justice has been done," said Obama.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 12:15

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） USA! USA! USA!
　　しー し─Ｊ

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 19:49

HEADACHE

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 19:51

фефефефеи

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 01:05

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） USA! USA! USA!
　　しー し─Ｊ

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 16:44

sore throat, headache, sun burns. i want a nerdy girlfriend, not yet another boring slut.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 18:12

I want to be an infomorph.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 23:56

So, now that Osama bin Laden is dead, do you suppose the TSA will stop searching for him in the bodily orifices of toddlers and octogenarian grandmothers?

490 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6455 00:12

>>489
I assume they will be searching for his accomplices.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 03:52

Hello Dick Queer Niggers, how are y'all tonight?

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 13:58

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today I got my hands on another used tampon, with some accompanying bloody tissues.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My collection's getting bigger!

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 22:28

>>492 to expand on this, my girl broke up with me, technically a few months ago but, well, I'm a sex god, so she's never really left me. Even when she got back with her ex a few weeks ago, she's still cheated on him with me a few times. Anyway, she came up last night for sex and she was on her period. So I kept the tampon and the wipes we used to clean up afterwards, but today I finally admitted to her, as she was sitting on my dick with blood running down the inside of my thighs, that I'm a piranha. A carnivorous freshwater fish from the South American rainforests [I've since found out that piranhas are omnivorous but I said carnivorous at the time]. So I went down on her and ate that bloody lovely mess too.

That's probably the last time we get together for the near future, but it was pretty good. We also sneaked into the living room and fucked on the sofa, then she sucked me off in the kitchen. I live with two girls as well, they were both upstairs hehehe.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 22:30

Sorry if that post was offensive to any fellow dokyuns. You can achieve your dreams, go out and do it! I believe in you. Try some ketamine.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 23:44

>>493
Nigger faggot

>>494
You're an anus !

496 Name: ( ˃ ◡˂) : 1993-09-6456 00:48

>>495 ( ˃ ◡˂)

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 01:08

>>495

>noko

someone's a silly billy

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6457 10:21

I wish the asmodians on Zikel server weren't full of so many loudmouths.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6457 11:53

Never program in PL/SQL.

500 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6457 20:21

So, >>494, is >>493 a fantasy you got on a ketamine? Because it's sick, dude! I'm staying home.

>>495, did imageboards become too crowded?

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