Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
I graduated yesterday in front of Ian Anderson, lead singer of Jethro Tull. And all i could think about on this joyous occasion was that I'd get to see my darling for five minutes after the ceremony.
Nothing is profane anymore.
I miss linux.
Install Linux, problem solved.
I wonder if having sex in parks is as common in Japan as it seems in manga?
So if there's nothing stopping you, you're home free, but then once you get moving you're homeward bound? How does that work out?
I'm trying to study so that DQN won't call me dumb or moron; but when I see anything resembling a mathematical symbol I begin to PANIC.
I'm all trembling right now ‼
hint: stop being an individualist then we can talk
>>707
Start with basic algebra. Your mathematical block is an insecurity, not a sign of stupidity, so you'll breeze through it at first. Then apply yourself when the going gets tough and soon all the Greek won't seem so strange and impenetrable.
Fact: People generally "hate math" because they were too lazy to learn in high school.
>>709 My brother is tutoring high school kids (SAT, stuff like that) and he's currently got an 11th grader who can't do basic arithmetic even though she has no trouble remembering important numbers and stuff like that.
It really smells like a case of not plugging in the requisite hours during elementary school. Now she needs a tutor or she ain't gonna graduate or go to a good college. THIS IS WHY CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY </oldfashionedattitude>
>>712, there is a part of me that wants to suggest that she should enjoy her future of waiting tables at Waffle House.
But it's possible, given the sad state of education today, that she is perfectly intelligent and was just never taught. Lots of American schools seem much more interested in teaching "self-esteem" and (insert politically powerful ethnic group here) History Month than in giving people the basic literacy and numeracy skills to get a job and support themselves--which is what the taxpayers are paying them for in the first place.
But I suppose that's not very DQN, is it? Maybe it would be better to say "all these systems of thought are just abstract symbol manipulation, from arithmetic to differential calculus. they were created by human beings, not handed down from the sky by the gods, and what one human creates another human can understand. You just have to be willing to put in the hard work. For most people it doesn't come easy, but almost anyone can do it if they try. GO GO DQN GO!"
>>713 in fact, this is one of the richest counties in the USA with one of the "best" public school systems and this is a typical result for non-immigrants. But hey, my bro will fix her up for $20/hr no sweat. Good luck getting that second chance if your parents aren't putting up that kind of dough, though.
if someone wrote a version of Tractatus Logico-philosophicus that common retards could understand, there would be no problems in the world.
>>715
I don't know how "The world is all that is the case" could possibly be any easier to comprehend.
>>718
It looks a bit like "fox news suk". However, any plural British stuff has this problem.
I'm bad at Google+ Hangouts QQ
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>>721
$100 / month or more, any lower is unacceptable
I gotta go where the Bozos go, kid.
the state must let me die
IT'S ALRIGHT, WE CAN BE STUPID ALL NIGHT!
A tablet a day, and I was limitless.
Math became useful.
I read an entire book.
I learned second language with 4 years of dedicated practice.
I became the perfect version of myself.
going for an uberwalk
There should be a radio station with call letters "KTHX" in the western US.
They could have a slogan, "plz listen to us, KTHX"
And when the DJ's time is up, he'd always have to say "KTHX bai!"
...ten seconds with Google tells me that there IS a radio station KTHX in Reno, Nevada.
captcha: yunube YOU N00B!
If time travel is possible, we're all fucked
by ourselves?
I want to write a board like this.
I need to write and test this algorithm. Nothing bad will happen if it fails, but I'm still reluctant to try and see what will happen.
MAN
There's a naked girl in my bed and I'm posting on DQN. I couldn't hold a boner because I took too many eccies, but i still blew her mind
>>740
Well, your mom's not asleep YET, is she? There's still time to have some fun!
>>734
You spent over an hour in there. It may have seemed like it was only ten seconds, but time works differently on the internet.
What is that music video where Mittens( ˃ ヮ˂) appears for a few seconds as a girl with messy hair?
I'm posting because and only because my captcha is "love"
(how many dollars worth of food do i eat every day?)
I am >>1 in the rei's diner thread part 6 and I thought I spelt "libary" wrong for a reason, so I googled it just now and there wasn't a reason, but I found Abortion Hammer on a forum who copy and pasted it, spelling mistake and all. I can feel it, I can feel the cosmos!
What shall I program today?
eval apply: the simplicity of Lisp is beautiful
I awoke from a dream where ignoring a certain problem actually made it go away. I want to try it but I'm worried about the consequences.
>>749
If it's a problem only because of your insecurity, then it'll probably go away. Otherwise I think you ought to deal with it outright.
gayness in my anus
Everything they say about Chinese business ethics is true.
Expect your contracts to be reneged upon once they no longer suit the other party, even when working with big name multinationals. I tried pretty fucking hard to deal with the dishonesty and lies, but all it did was sacrifice my integrity and infect me with their standards.
China will not maintain world power because it lacks the internal economic demand to do so, it cannot raise 700k people from poverty, it is heading for environmental catastrophy which will eat up its capital because of its dishonesty (much like USSR) and confucian values of social harmony, [seeming] accord and preserving face are not compatible for knowlege economies and politcal progress.
Get in within the next 10 years, make your money, fuck desperate farm girls from Hunan for pocket change and then get out. Skyscrapers do not a modern society make.
My butt is literally mad. Fuck this country.
Fuck it right in its sideways vagina.
Lizards!
>>753 are... are you the shanghai guy (for a lack of a better name)?
>>753 that's... sad, actually.
I am old enough and jaded enough and cynical enough that the prospect of boinking desperate Hunan farm girls for pocket change doesn't really do much for me. Like most cynics, I am a a disappointed idealist. Where, oh where, is my exotic AzN waifu, whom I've wanted since I first became interested in girls? ;_;
maybe the idea of having a real relationship with someone I'm actually attracted to is one of those things that's fallen by the wayside, a choice that no longer exists for me, sort of like how for anyone under the age of about 50 in the US, quitting a job you hate isn't a right, it's a luxury, something you save money for years for, something you do only with careful planning.
>>758 actually, I met a guy once whose careful plan was to quit his job every two years (yes, in this economy) for another job with a higher salary. "Worked" his way up to like $200k a year with just Cisco certs. Either a magnificent bastard or a lucky bastard, I guess.
>>759, he sounds ambitious, audacious, and very likely to end up living in his car, if he is not already.
>>755
I am... the shanghai guy, for want of a better name.
But not for much longer. Can't extend these visas any further.
Then I will return to being the law and anal sex guy.
No farm girls. Asians do nothing for me anymore.
It's been 2 years since I first played F/SN. I first visited 4-ch in 2005. I just wish I could bring all the pieces of my life together.
I'm really hungry.
i am the law.
... but only in a small tribal area which the phrase "corner of the earth" was basically coined to describe.
... where they don't own guns but they know what they are.
... i wonder what they're up to now?
>>715
After two years of thought, I've almost understood what it's about. Great book btw, just difficult.
Just look at these awful reviews: ttp://nig.gr/1GG
You know, it's just like saying that my ass is wrong because it's at the bottom instead of the right-hand side of my body!
I'm so doing what >>715 said!
How do I hax mywaste?
That cat keeps walking into the corners of things. At first I thought it was blind and/or retarded, but it seems it's just rubbing itself.
I think I like drugs. I wonder how long it'll take me to become a junkie and alienate all the people I'm somewhat close to. And will it be worth it?
>>768
I used to think like that. But I don't do drugs or hang out with my old friends anymore, and I'm much better for it.
Prove that if unicorns don't exist, then every unicorn is white.
How am I supposed to kill these two Cammona Tong bastards? Everyone on the Dren plantation is heavily armed. I'm just a brittle little thief. I attack one of the two, and suddenly four different people burst in to gangrape me and leave my poor Khajiit corpse to waste on the floor.
I am tracking this tropical storm headed for Texas. On the map it says "DON" and every time I look at it I see DQN.
haru urara yumegokochi na no ni, setsunai no desu. miiiii
mune no oku ketsui o himete hohoemu no desu
Nii-paaaah
>>771 some people use a spell to lock the first door before opening the second, then another to port out once they're done. still, I never heard anyone call that one easy.
The juvenile part of me is amused by the fact that I can get to my Google Analytics page by typing anal in the address bar.
When I walk around in a tight shirt, I sometimes catch sight of myself in a full length mirror.
If no one's around, I imagine my pecs are full of short range missile racks and I advance menacingly on my reflection, firing
wrist autocannons as I go.
Fucking, vodka everywhere. That was both the best and worst anime convention ever.
Did >>777 mean there was both fucking and vodka everywhere? The placement of the comma is a little confusing.
>>776
When I walk around in a shirt, I sometimes stare down at my belly.
I was always the short and thin one, but my sedentary lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits finally took their toll.
This is a problem every time I go shopping, because while I like how many clothes look, I know that they'll look bad on me because of my belly.
And to make things worse, I can't even really do cardio because I suffer from exercise-induced asthma. I guess I could try to use my inhaler to speed up the weight loss, but I'd rather be free to run without suffocating.
Though from what I remember, bodyweight exercises didn't give me asthma attacks, so I can try those. I'm fairly sure that my protruding belly is also the result of having so little muscle on my abs.
I thought DXM would be fun. I'm somewhat badtripping, man.
>>780
I like DXM once I actually begin the trip, but the come-up is hell.
>>777
At the time I wrote that there was only a vulgar emphasis on vodka. Soon thereafter, however, did sexual intercourse come into play, serving indeed to both worsen and yet glorify my perception of said convention. Let's just say, I never knew I could be so successfully unlike a dokyun in real life long enough to carry through various intimate encounters with persons of the elusive female gender.
>>780
You'll be fine. It takes a few days to recover, but once it's out of your system you can start to make sense of everything again.
I had sex with a minor at the weekend. High fives or tuts of disgust? Haha I don't care I'm going to marry her when she turns 16 then we're going to kill ourselves together
I'm off to attend my first university interview. If all goes well, I could end up getting accepted into their Japanese Studies degree programme. Wish me luck, fellow DQNs!
Good luck, mr. >>789!
I hope you will teach us about japanese elusive modern customs!
>>781
I once took 200mg DXM as that's all that was in my parent's cough bottle. Didn't realise it also had 360mg DPH, a deliriant, at that volume.
Then I was on Tamiapedia, researching DPH and going "shit". Then it became increasingly hard to type, and I couldn't see straight. Then the pissing, dry mouth came. Robowalking around the house.
I "remembered" getting married to my girlfriend, had lots of CEVs, dreamed of weird stuff, and had a call from my woman when I had the huge toungue and inability to articulate common to DPH intoxication.
Next morning, I (foolishly) drank a cup of coffee to prepare for a lecture I was giving, and slurred my words on the DPH hangover. The caffeine and DPH raised my heartrate and I had palpitations for 2 hours. I watched Seinfeld, ate a bagel and tried to get over it.
>>787 I'm a pretty experienced troll but that was the truth. She's the girl for me!
>>791
I once drank the purple from my parents cough bottle and I couldn't stop coughing for a WEEK.
I cuddled my friend's dakimakura and found myself quite attracted by the prospect of sleeping with and/or onanising with one.
>onanising
That's way too lewd, DQN! You should limit your relationship with your dakimakura to cuddling.