>>2 what is the parallel universe when the Sega Master System/Sega Mark III far more popular than the Nintendo NES/Famicom?
It's a fantastic universe. The one i should've been born in.
>>3 what is the parallel universe where mittens explode, causing thousands of fatalities every week?
People stopped making mittens.
>>4 what is the parallel universe where hot girls like pale, socially awkward weirdos?
That's where i come from, it's alright.
>>5 What is the parallel universe where music is currency?
Well, the stock market here looks a lot like itunes.
>>6 What is the parallel universe where people eat through their noses and poop through their ears?
People ride trains and buses on their knees with their heads on the seats, doing lines of cookie crumbs
Tell me >>7 what is it like where everyone has mechanical precision in their arm, hand and finger movements?
Inventors of the printer simply lost all their money. Ha-ha, joking! Actually, people stabbed each other to death as soon as they discovered weak spots. It's quite lonely there.
Dear >>8, please describe the parallel universe where AOL never existed.
Plastic surgeons that cut off boobs become extremely rich.
>>10 what does the parallel universe without Hitler look like?
Not as pleasant as you might think. World War II happened anyway. The USSR under Stalin invaded Poland, Finland, Japan, and the Baltic States in 1938, then Germany (the Weimar Republic was hardly able--or willing--to defend itself), and drove the Allied armies all the way back to the Pyrennees and the English Channel. The US and UK signed an armistice in 1940 on unfavorable terms rather than try to continue with what they saw as a lost cause. The Great Depression continued until the early 1960s and the Sino-Soviet Empire very nearly won that world's Cold War (there the historians call it the Protracted Struggle) until it fell apart in a bloody welter of ethno-nationalist counterrevolutions all over two continents. It's a much less affluent world than our own, and Western popculture is all bubblegum escapist fantasies about an imagined golden age before the war. In the year 2010 Warsaw and Paris are still bombed-out wastelands, but rumor has it that the US-Australasian Alliance has plans to put a man in orbit by the end of the next decade.
>>11, what's it like in the parallel universe where H. Ross Perot was elected US President in 1992?
It's pretty cool. The national deficit is gone, the Federal government is lean and unobtrusive, and there's no income tax any more. The economy is chugging right along, stronger than ever, and all other nations look up to us as a shining example of the best mankind can offer the universe.
Except for North Korea. Those guys are just crazy.
>>12, what's it like in the parallel universe where anti-gravity technology turned out to be the simplest thing ever?
The Patent Office took out a restraining order against me because I kept flying into their third-floor windows, and still won't allow anyone to patent it. :(
>>13, what's it like in the parallel universe where in the 9th Century, the big wave of Viking raids and Norman invasions was against Spain and the Mediterranean coast of North Africa rather than Western Europe?
Islamic society in Al-Andalus degrades, scholars don't flourish there, ancient Greek and Roman knowledge never gets reintroduced to Europe, the Renaissance never happens, Europe remains in the dark ages until the mid-20th century when it gets colonized by China.
>>14, what's it like in the parallel universe where the Central Powers win World War I?
The Central Powers built NIC Control Towers, it was only a few hours until there were no more flowers. On the other hand, pigs evolved and have even better tasting meat, though meat from females tastes better so new jobs opened up such as the job I got when I went there, I was a pigsower which was basically giving pigs sex change operations
I heard you've been to the "blood is heroin" universe, >>16, what's it like?
Everyone overdosed at birth. There were no survivors.
What's it like in the universe where soylent blue is people, >>17?
Soylent Blue is tasty and nutritious but it's kind of trippy seeing John Wayne as Robert Thorn and Eli Wallach as Sol Roth. Imagine John Wayne shouting "It's people! Soylent Blue is people!" and you'll understand.
>>18, what's it like in the world where the Shah of Iran remained in power, and a modernized, Westernized, industrialized Iran made a peaceful transition to Western-style representative democracy/constitutional monarchy in 1991?
Their version of this thread derails into a political shitstorm when somebody asks a question implying that Iran would have been better off if Ayatollah Khomeini's revolution had succeeded and the next person wittily contradicts them and poses a question slanted toward their worldview.
>>19, how's it going in the universe where nobody has any feet?