[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (468)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:30

>>2 what is the parallel universe when the Sega Master System/Sega Mark III far more popular than the Nintendo NES/Famicom?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6467 03:35

>>100 In one way it's great, no-one gives a shit about FLAC and there was never a loudness war, but on the other hand all audio engineers are obsessed with compressing music and most remixes just consist of the song being pitch shifted about then breaking about half-way in.

>>102 What's it like in the universe where whisky tastes like orange juice?

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6467 10:01


Aarrj BREAKFASSTSS ARE AFUCKCING GREAT HEWRE An d bacoon is tthasty tooq and cofeefe i fukcing lobe that shittt with 6754343 sugrars and sf s some milkl in trooooooo

>11103 Qha'ts it like in the uvinerse where buialdaing marteirals crumble int otheir comnpoment parts after a few yearas!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6467 20:03

>>102, We all still live in caves, which are the only stable shelter from the elements because they were not built in the first place.

>>104, what's it like in the universe where everyone has his own dramatic theme music?

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6467 22:07

>>103 It's sometimes cool when someone enters the room, but shopping malls have to provide free earplugs. Also, concerts and gigs simply don't exist here.

>>104 What's it like in the universe where light and darkness have swapped places?

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6467 22:38

>>104 Whatever you can imagine it being like, would be an understatement

Over in your fingers-contain-marker-pens universe >>105. What's it like? Is it on? Is it off? Reply!

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6468 17:48

>>105, there's graffiti EVERYWHERE.

>>107, what's it like in the universe where, instead of introducing hot peppers to the Szechwan province of China in the early 19th Century, Christian missionaries had convinced the local people to begin cultivating oats instead?

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 10:54

>>106 The Chinese version of the Quaker Oats Man looks hideous.

>>108 What is the universe like where the Ninja Turtles TV show never existed?

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 12:47

Ninja Turd what??

What's happening in the world without itchy bum?

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 13:29

>>108 we're all quite comfortable!

>>110 Cigarettes are healthy over there? What's that like?

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 15:18

>>109 read thread >>91 and remember that. I gave up smoking because I didn't feel like living in that terrible place anymore.

>>111 What is the universe like where people can telepathically change the way they smell?

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 00:16

>>110 Teenage boys smell even more like dried semen

>>112, what's it like in the Universe where Paul Robeson is still alive and kicking?

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 01:16

>>111 The Manic Street Preachers have a few better songs

>>113 what's it like where the etiquette and sort of social norms here on /dqn/ are actually how everyone acts IRL and vice versa?

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 15:48

>>112 I'll just say that everyone and everything smells of rancid semen, until you get to the basement rooms where the PCs are set up, which are surprisingly clean and pleasant.

>>114, what's it like in that timeline where the thing that does the stuff actually works and does the stuff that here it doesn't so much?

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 20:22

4chan is great and DQN is awful. Being a NEET has allowed me to have a nice house and a lot of drugs.

Tell me about the alternate universe where Korea is the center of nerd culture rather than Japan.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 21:01

<˜€MΝL> kekeke, this universe is infinitely superior nida. Everybody is talking about the new manhwa, and fat American housewives watch K-drama instead of soap opera nida. But choppari still not give us our apology juice nida.

<˜€MΝL> What is it like in the universe where we actually got our apology juice ni-ka?

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 02:29

>>115 Other nations start demanding their own apolojoice immediately after Korea gets their apolojuice.

>>117 What is the alternate reality where all 50 States in the USA are exactly like California?

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 04:10

>>116 I don't know, really - in that universe, I live in Canada and don't read the news much.

>>118 What's it like in the slightly alternate universe where Jello brand lemon pudding tastes like lemons and not Fruit Loops?

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 03:20

>>117 We all forgot the name of that bird that advertises Fruit Loops.

>>119 What is it like in the universe where easy modo does not exist?

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 17:39

>>118 In the West being a gamer is considered a mental disorder in all but name, in Japan and Korea, everyone under the age of 60 either weights less than 6 stone or more than 30, arthritis is a largely ignored epidemic, the economy and class system is largely based on Tohou speedruns ever since society had to rebuild itself after the great Starcraft scandal of 2010 and Daigo is pretty much treated as the unofficial emperor of Japan, which really doesn't make much difference to his lifestyle.

>>120 What is it like in the universe where procrastination does not exist?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 03:53

>>119 shit gets DONE

>>121 what's it like in the universe where everything goes really great for me and good stuff just sort of happens and i never feel bad? oh never mind that's this universe haha

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 12:21

>>120 WTF?

>>122 What is it like in the universe where steampunk is as efficient as all other forms of energy?

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 15:05

>>121, >>120 has OBVSLY tapped the power of TANASINN.

Also, in the universe where steampunk stuff actually works and is practical, an enormous clockwork golem went on a rampage in Paris last week, clanking about the city smashing things, naturally immune to bullets and cannonballs due to its massive riveted armor, and only stopped mid-frenzy because its AI computer got a tiny thin bit of onionskin paper jammed between two of its gears, causing it to jam and halt. And a mysterious madman calling himself Doctor Malice is besieging Schenectady, New York with an army of mechanical beetles, demanding "one meelion dollars" ransom to spare the city. It kind of sucks here, actually. It's dangerous and dirty, and the fact that all the women wear brass-boned corsets and tiny top hats does not quite compensate. Not every woman has the figure for a corset, you know.

>>123, what's it like in the universe where the Internet bridged cultural gaps and made the world more peaceful and democratic back in the 90s, as we all hoped it would, instead of being taken over by the corporations and turned into basically another kind of television?

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 13:27

>>122 The internet is mostly full of crappy Geocities pages.

>>124 What is it like in the universe where all voice synthesizers sound like real voices?

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 16:22

>>123, my ROFLcopter no longer goes "soi, soi, soi." ;_;

>>125, what's it like in the universe where professional singers all sound like Vocaloids?

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 19:09

>>124 People lik Lady Gaga and Katy Perry and Ke$ha are famous pop stars with multiple chart hits.

>>126 What's it like in the universe where people never say the wrong thing?

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 02:33

>>125 We reached moral and technological zenith ages ago and now spend our infinite quota of time entertaining ourselves in an infinite processor-space where, sometimes, things aren't as perfect as they were for us.

>>127 What's it like in the universe where humanity has always and will always possess the immovable conviction that penguins are somehow the most divine creatures in existence?

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 15:33

>>126 Enormous temples, shrines, and churches are built on Antarctica, and many people travel there because it is the most holy thing to do.

>>128 what is it like in the universe where motivational posters don't exist, but demotivational posters do exist?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 14:09

>>127 Humanity has peacefully ended. Thank you!

>>129 What's it like in the universe where insightful online commentary is considered the highest artform?

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 15:27

>>128, it's amazing. Squeeks just won the Nobel Peace Prize for creating 4-ch.

>>130, what's it like in the universe where 4chan never suffers a DDoS, no matter how often m00t leaves to make soup?

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 16:20

>>129 4chan still is, always has been and always will be - in this universe and every other - shit.

>>131 What's it like in the universe where incorrect spelling and grammar are punishable by death?

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 18:07

>>130 Governments have conjunctive prescriptivist-execution departments designed for the sole purpose of dealing with rogue squads of publishers who write and distribute whole anthologies rewritten to be as grammatically incorrect as possible. The Internet was shut down very quickly, and no new written material is ever published except by authorized facilities whose works are thoroughly scrutinized for their purity. Speech is, for most, the sole method of communication, and a tentative one at that. The once beautiful sprawling progression of languages worldwide has been halted to a standstill.

>>132 What's it like in the universe where Ron Paul Ron Paul?

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 01:03

We met him on a Monday and our hearts stood still,

 Da doo run Ron Paul, da doo run Ron

And then we learned he'd veto almost every bill,

 Da doo run Ron Paul, da doo run Ron

YEAH, he's not afraid to act
YEAH, he'll cut the income tax
YEAH, he'll knock Obama flat

 Da doo run Ron Paul, da doo run Ron

>>133, what's it like in the universe where I actually came up with something original instead of ripping off Spitting Image without even giving proper attribution? I'm a right bastard, I am.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 01:29

>>132 You are Lady GaGa's backup singer.

>>134 what is it like in the universe where the financial incentive to do stuff doesn't exist?

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 02:05

>>133 It's like a world-wide Cabrini Green, except with less crime and more lying around like useless sacks of shit.

>>135 What's it like in the universe where governments never spend more than they take in?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 21:40

>>134, it's very peaceful. They have decided that war is too wasteful expensive. The roads aren't always well-maintained, but maybe they'll have the money to fix those next year.

>>136, What's it like in the parallel universe where the US remained isolationist and stayed out of all the global struggles of the 20th and early 21st Centuries and maintained neutrality and friendly relations with all powers to the best of its ability?

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 21:55

>>135 The US never became a major world superpower. The British Empire was re-established, and currently covers more than 40% of Earth's landmass. People drink more tea on average.

>>137, What's it like in the universe where irrefutable proof has been found that the world is going to end at the end of 2012?

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 22:06

>>136, everyone is panicking, except for that world's three DQNs, who are striving to get this thread up to 999 posts before the end of the world, but we are not sanguine about our chances.

>>138, what's it like in the world where fast food consists mainly of rapidly-assembled chicken or peanut butter sandwiches on whole wheat bread, served with a salad or a paper cup of steamed vegetables, and other healthy low-fat fare, instead of the greasy stuff to which we have become accustomed here?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 22:35

Greasy food is a delicacy. Fried chicken costs $30 a pound and it's very hard to get outside of luxury restaurants. On the other hand, life expectancy is 100 years and everyone's slim, except the extremely wealthy... I can't say I'd rather have it any other way (though I do wish I could get my hands on greasy food more easily)

What's it like in the universe of the last animated show you watched?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 14:35

>>138 one out of 3 people are huge nerds.

>>140 what is it like in the parallel universe where hornets and wasps don't exist?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 14:54

>>139 I'm a very happy bunny! The birds etc. that feed on wasps in your universe carry on regardless by preying on the larger number of insects normally preyed on by wasps in your universe

>>141 What's it like in the universe where all companies are genuinely aiming to make people happy and provide good service rather than make a profit?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 19:15

It's a communist utopia. The good kind, not the Animal Farm kind.

What's it like in the universe where everybody has telepathy?

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 01:36

I knew you were going to ask that, >>141.

>>143, what's it like in the parallel universe where /dqn/ is as popular as /b/?

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 01:49

Remember when /dqn/ was good? I do. And it still is, actually. The fact that imagery is restricted to archaic but creative ASCII alternatives drives the userbase towards a more unique identity, even if at the heart of it we're just a sort of an English /news4vip/. It's heartwarming to think that all the time us five spent here wasn't entirely for naught... that somewhere, somehow, the cry for QUALITY reached the souls of every dokyun in the world, bringing them happily together.

What's it like in the universe where math doesn't make any sense and, for some reason, everyone really enjoys wearing paper cranes on their head?

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:13

Greater than greater than one four three
Sorry, what's with this weird blue text you keep putting before paragraphs? I can understand the individual symbols, but it doesn't mean anything to me. I should just put my lucky purple crane on my head, it always cheers me up.

Greater than greater than one four five
What's it like in the universe where sausages are used in place of money?

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:14

It sure smells a whole hell of a lot worse.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:18


What's it like in the universe where cats can sing instead of purr?

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:37

The internet has a lot more cat videos than in your universe.

What's it like in the universe where hallucinogenic substances are generally accepted and regularily used by most people?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 21:53

It's a bit hard to tell what it's like in the actual universe. Assuming such a thing as objective reality exists, that is. Duuuude.

What's it like in the universe where there is no such thing as communication errors nor misinterpretations?

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 15:41

Very slightly more efficient and very slightly less exciting.

What's it like in the universe where catgirls are real?

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 15:59

>>149, Feline-Americans are poor a minority with a seemingly insurmountable problem with drugs and crime and are ruthlessly exploited by corporations and the prison system, keeping them in a perpetual spiral of ignorance and poverty.

>>151, what's it like in the universe where everyone is illiterate?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 18:01


>>152-feg fuck yof what is it in univress where koreens captchures the whole Eart gloub?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 19:24

>>46 and >>47 already discussed that one, >>151.

@@@@@@@@ /@@@__
@@@@@@ ƒ‘/—Ή@@@ |@|
@@@@@ @ |.—|@@@@|@|@@@smek smek smek
@@@@@@@| / |@@@@l
@@@@@@@|/@|@@@ < @>_ƒ©Ώ
@@@@@ Q/@ |@^^.‚u˃ ƒŽ˂)/©>>151
@@@@@iQƒtœc@@@@@@ @/

>>153, what's it like in the universe where what we regard as human virtues are perceived as vices, and vices perceived as virtues?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 02:38

>>152 There are brothels, except they are where you go to get one woman who you will only have sex with your entire life.

What is it like in the universe where Toyota never stopped building affordable RWD compact cars that were like the AE86?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 16:42

Toyota, as a business, is slightly more successful.

What's it like in the universe where everyone still uses Roman numeral?

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 01:08

Technological progress has been crippled, much like in your universe's Safehold series of SF novels.

What's it like in the universe where the Japanese History Textbook Controversy sparked a full-blown war between Japan, China and both Koreas?

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 17:51

>>155 Japan? Oh, you mean the antiquated name for Corea Island.

>>157, what's it like in the universe where everyone is civil and reasonable on the internet but a smug jerk in real life?

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 18:26

Quite unpleasant, I don't think you'd enjoy a visit. Mind you, meetings at the office becoming a smugness circlejerk does grow on you.

What's it like in the universe where all diseases were eradicated in the early Middle Ages?

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 03:21

>>157 The population is insanely large.

>>159 What is it like in the universe where population never reaches an uncomfortable level?

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 11:29

Everybody's dead, Dave.

What's it like in the universe where all myths are true?

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 20:08

Really, really, really, confusing. Seriously, I just have no idea what the fuck is going on any more. I'm still trying to get to Gensokyo, but I don't know how...

What's it like in the universe where people are naturally kind, helpful and philanthropic?

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 16:27

>>160 It so so awesome not to have to pay so much in taxes.

>>162 What is it like in the universe where man boobs are as desirable as women's boobs.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:10

I've met a female flatchest enthusiast with the same condition and we make love.

Tell me about the universe that you live in right now.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:51

It's pretty shit, but as long as Touhou and DQN still exist, I won't be seeking to leave it any time soon.

What's it like in the universe where there is no actual distinction between seasons?

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 20:25

>>163 Welcome to Los Angeles, California.

>>165 what is it like in the universe where logic does not exist?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 22:20

I don't know, I can't make a judgement on it.

What's it like in the universe where humans procreate by mitosis?

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 00:07

>>165 The retarded people split at the wrong time.

>>167 what is it like in the universe where people can do anythig without causing man made climate change?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 00:15

>>166 It got locked in an infinite paradox loop when someone caused man made climate change without causing man made climate change.

>>168 What's it like in the world where all the horrible things they post in those YouTube chain messages actually happen if you don't repost?

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 02:03

>>167 There's big business in special cages for pots and pans to stop birds coming in and messing them up.

It must be pretty decent in your universe >>169, where everything is beautiful, and nothing hurts?

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 11:33

More boring than anything. I'd love to go to >>169's universe, the one where EVERYTHING's exciting, even if there's ugly and pain.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 11:36

fuck FUCK *slams face against wall*

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 12:17


What's it like in the universe where everyone considers themselves to be a philosopher?

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 22:14

Shit doesn't get done because everyone is arguing why it should be done, what is the purpose of it, would it get itself done if you wait a bit longer, etc.

What's it like in the universe where everyone is hunk.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:30

how can there even BE this much gay pornography

How's the universe where The Rei's actually has service and food?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:39

Why wouldn't the Rei's serve food? What kind of messed up universe do you live in?

What's it like in the universe where the lives of animals are considered to be equally important to the lives of humans?

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 00:06

>>174 Cannibalism isn't considered a bad thing. You can get human meat burgers or beef burgers at McDonalds.

>>176 What is it like in the universe where everyone who speaks English sounds like Sean Connery?

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 00:38

English as a language died out in medieval times. The language I'm speaking now is a strange conquelition of several Indo-European languages which should maritrate to your universe's English. Hopefully you can overbrank me!

What's it likˆζn the unˆζˆerse whˆζˆζˆζTANASINNζˆζ aˆζˆζˆζgniˆζrelˆgiouˆζˆζˆζ?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 08:45

ˆpϊ[ˆϊ[ rˆϊ[ly sˆϊ[ˆgϊ[ pˆϊ[ˆtˆϊ[ ˆϊ[hˆ

@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@t@

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@n@@@@@@@@@@@@@a@ ..@
@@ @ @ @@@@@@ @ @QQQQQQQQ
@@ @ @ @@@@@@ @@ @ QQQQQQ^@ ^
@@@@@@@@@@..@n@.@@_@ _@› .^@ ^@@@n@ ..@
@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ._@ _^@ ^
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ ._@ _^
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i@@@@@ ._@@@@@@a@ ..@


What's the universe like where /dqn/ has exactly 8 regulars?

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 19:17

Posts get refreshed so fast you can barely come up with a witty reply anymore! I hate it so much that I opened my own /dqn/ board which nobody but me can access. It's the best freaking board ever, and all its posters agree!

What's it like in the universe where the Gensoukyou barrier was accidentally demolished by NASA?

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 22:22

We momentarily prioritize the investigation of strange, youkai-infested extra dimensions over space travel. Several million die, and a million-odd more spontaneously transmogrify into young girls with catastrophic superpowers. The structure of global politics changes drastically as nuclear arsenals and intelligence gathering technology are rendered all but obsolete, causing treaties, trade and foreign policy to change at the whim of grown adults with curiously immature temperaments. Society as a whole gravitates back to an institution of slavery as those with powers forcibly coerce those without them.

Very soon, however, Earth becomes overrun with strife, and we are once again drawn to extraterrestrial environments for resources and population management. Each habitable planet becomes a sort of Gensoukyo in itself, replete with "shrine maidens" monitoring them inward and out. Supernatural young girls are stationed in space as Holy Guards. Interstellar trade does not develop - or if it does, remains highly volatile due to both unfit technology and sparse demand.

Also, "bullet hell" becomes a galaxy-wide sport.

What's it like in the universe where the strong nuclear force is ten times stronger than ours?

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 22:43

>>179 Over 95% of the universe's available hydrogen was converted to helium and heavier elements in the first hundred million years after the Big Bang, making hydrogen, and therefore water, exceedingly rare in this universe. Life as we know it never evolved. Tens of billions of years into the existence of this universe, with its bloated, dim red suns and sterile dusty rockball planets, fragile and delicate life based on the unique properties of liquid helium did occasionally evolve in a few appropriately sheltered locales, always of course unable to tolerate temperatures higher than a fraction of one degree Kelvin. Occasionally this life eventually achieved intelligence, in the sense that they were able to perceive themselves and their environments and solve problems that arose, but never left the shelter of its cold rocky worlds far from their primaries, never made complex tools, never indeed even developed in the numbers for complex societies or civilizations to develop. And not much changed between then and the heat death of that particular universe, at the age of only thirty or forty billion years.

>>181, what's it like in the universe where Westphalian sovereignty remained the central concept of international law through the 20th and 21st Centuries?

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 18:43

>>180 The VW Westphalia van is more popular and superior than any Winnebago or Airstream.

>>182 What is it like in the universe where money does not get inflated?

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 19:24

>>181 It's quite flat.

>>183 What is is like the the universe of Finnegans Wake?

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 21:13

>>182, it's a way a lone a last a loved a long the / riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

>>184, what's it like in the universe where what is for us the "emergency mittens" button releases emergency pants instead?

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:37

Terrible. It's a world built on nothing but betrayal, disillusionment and cold hands.

What's it like in the universe where humans never evolved, but birds somehow gained sentience?

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:51

The world is a much more beautiful place, rou rou~!

Next guy: What's the universe where phones work well with DQN like.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:10


Its amazon! Even the CAPTAINS are easy to tympanum!


How be it in the universe where conjugation of verbs never develop?

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 14:12

Grammar Nazis have a lot lower blood pressure on average, but cannot help feeling as if something be amiss.

What be it like in the universe where people assign scores to every dispute, no matter how minor, and publish global high scores of the best debaters for everyone to see?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 16:41

>>187 Monty Python's argument clinic gets thousands of people everyday who would otherwise be trying to get the greatest number of XBOX 360 achievements unlocked.

>>189 What is it like in the universe where everybody is extremely nerdy?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 06:23

Sexual intercourse is a myth and reproduction is achieved through artificial means. Also, everyone is a superhero.

What's it like in the universe with the same level of scientific understanding as us, except in a completely non-mathematical, almost artistic form?

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:55

Apple Computers outsold IBM-compatibles by such a great margin that Microsoft decided to switch to supporting Power PC architecture exclusively in 1997. It didn't help much, but they were able to stave off bankruptcy for another four years.

What's it like in the universe where communist utopias are the norm for human society?

191 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 23:21

It's really sweet here. Everyone is busy doing their job for the sake of advancing the mankind through the universe. Yet there is still place for fun!

Everyone is explorer!! >w<

What's it like in the universe where personality constructs were real? (like in Gibson's Neuromancer!)

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 08:20

We feel more isolated than ever before.

What's it like in the universe where all CAPTCHAs are easy for computers to read and difficult for humans?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 11:01

We're about to find out, thanks to the continuing arms race between CAPTCHA designers and OCR-developing spammers.

What's it like in the universe where a sense of vision has never evolved?

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 12:51

Colourblindness is not an issue.

What's it like in the universe where everything is, in some way or another, a tree?

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 16:20

>>194 CO2 emissions are extremely valuable.

>>196 What is it like in the universe where nobody needs to drink water?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 16:37

>>195 The oceans are made of oil.

>>197 What's it like in the universe where all .net domains and .org domains are switched to .org and .net, respectively?

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 18:29

I... this is... how could this...
Why would you send me to THIS universe? WHY‽

What's it like in the universe where the Earth is flat?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 21:13

You can't fool me, >>197. It's turtles all the way down.

>>199, what's it like in the universe where the interrobang is an accepted part of English punctuation and every computer and typewriter keyboard has one?

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 21:48

It's immeasurably better! By which I mean it's such a small difference that I literally can't measure it.

What's it like in the universe where momentous GETs are celebrated with champagne and parties, much like New Year's?

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 02:35

hahah oh man thi party is grewat you should beh ere!

So ALL sentences are questions? How does that work, exactly?

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...