[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (468)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:30

>>2 what is the parallel universe when the Sega Master System/Sega Mark III far more popular than the Nintendo NES/Famicom?

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 03:53

How else should we talk?

What's it like in the universe where Earth's dominant intelligent life form is adorable pastel-colored talking ponies instead of killer apes who write killer apps?

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 07:07


The iPhone has been revamped as a sugar-filled plastic wrapper because everybody keeps breaking it with their hooves. Also, Project Orion was put into practice, leading to significant concentrations of Antarctic fallout.


What's it like in the world where LaMont Cranston is a real person and The Shadow is a gonzo documentary?

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 15:52

Even in this universe, I haven't heard of either of those things/people. Sorry.

What's it like in the universe where the number of humans on the planet is incapable of exceeding one million?

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 22:21

I can hardly distract all these nubile females from trying to mount me long enough to reply to your post! If you have an insatiable sex drive, I heartily recommend this universe.

What's it like in the universe where the Chinese writing system completely replaced the Roman alphabet worldwide in the early 1350s?

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 03:25

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206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 03:54

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What is it like in the universe where you are me?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 14:51

I am very ashamed at my shitposts.

What's it like in the universe where Dungeons and Dragons duels are the most popular way of settling arguments?

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 16:11

Politics is infinitely more reasonable and quicker to resolve, however normal social encounters can be long and tedious.

What's it like in the universe where clouds are actually huge, malevolent telepathic entities?

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 18:54

>>208 You tell me... you're in it.

>>210 What's it like in the universe where all world leaders are unwittingly controlled by an all-powerful computer program?

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 22:45

>>209 Hackers are the people who tell the politicians what to do.

>>211 What is it like in the universe where everybody is a cosplayer?

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 18:16

>>210, it's not as much fun as you'd expect. Two words: Man Faye

>>212, what's it like in the universe where since the 1980s computer keyboards have included an interrobang ("‽") key?

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 08:58

We live in an dystopion society where people get pulled of the street and are forced to rat out on their dearest friends by writing explicit details about them for the government. They are never quite sure if their overlords are satisfied with their essays and always finish them with "THE END‽", opting for a character that is the perfect mix of an exclamation and question mark.

Let me tell you, the overlords are never satisfied. And the interrogations always end with a bang.

What's it like in the universe where nobody can see other people but still has to manage to live with together them?

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 22:50

We're all blind. I'm typing this in Braille.

>>214, what's it like in the universe where Touhou characters don't wear those ridiculous hats?

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 23:03

We all wear hats and make fun of the hatlessness of Touhou characters.

What's it like in the universe where Leonardo da Vinci's flying machine was made to work in his own time?

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 17:38

>>214 Air traffic is horrible. Thousands of helicopters and very little ground control to keep things in order.

>>216 What is it like in the universe where the Commodore Amiga was more successful than Windows, Apple, and other formats?

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 18:19

Software piracy never became a big problem. Bereft of a reason for large downloads to become desirable, there was never a market for fast internet connections either, outside the confines of large companies and universities. The average household still uses a 56k modem to go online. On the plus side, websites with ridiculously bloated flash animations and mystery meat navigation don't exist, as few users have the patience to wait fifteen minutes until a page becomes readable.

What's it like in the universe where there are no tectonic plates?

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 19:31

Very few mountains exist. Looking at a map of the world, I realize the contents are vastly different. On the plus side, though, there are no earthquakes.

What's it like in the universe where MIDI is still a widely-used music format?

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 19:36

Music is worse.

What is the universe like where you have 12 children?

219 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6779 23:17

It is hard for my family to make ends meet. Other people read about us in morning newspapers and carry on with their lives.

What is it like in the university where computers still had three-line text displays

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 00:16

This is a thread for sending people to alternate universes, not alternate universities. I should also remind you that in this particular universe we tend to end questions with question marks.

What's it like in the universe where DQN has forced anonymity?

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 01:57

>>220 It's better, and I'm generally happier in life than I was in your universe

>>222 What's it like in the universe where cigarettes are good for you?

222 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6780 10:11

EMUs still resembled steam trains a lot.

What is it like in the universe where everyone used computers only late at night?

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 11:28

Why are you talking to yourself, Espeon?

What's it like in the universe where all text (besides handwriting) is written in Comic Sans?

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 17:32

Eric Gill committed suicide moments after seeing his first page of newsprint.

What's it like in the universe where Japan conquered the British Empire in the early 1880s?

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 18:21

>>224 Japanese being spoken in a brittish accent is the most annoying thing ever!

What is it like in the universe where the Christian Dark ages never happened?

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 19:21

Islam dominates the world. Have you been to your mosque today, citizen?

What's it like in the world where Hitler became a renowned painter instead of a dictator?

227 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6780 22:43

Eugenics is thriving and the mankind grows stronger every day

What is it like in the universe where people like >>223 can admit and forgive others' mistakes and act like nothing has happened.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 22:54

They still choose not to, just like you still choose to not use question marks.

What's it like in the universe where the Elitist Superstructure of DQN is an actual physical place?

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:14

>>228 It's full of jerks!

>>230 What's it like in the universe where the only form of adhesive is PVA? No pritt sticks or superglues or blu-tac etc.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:31

Everything is falling to pieces!

What's it like in the universe where Richard Dawkins is pope?

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 16:24

Almost all Catholics convert to Protestantism.

What's it like in the universe where alcohol, tobacco and all illegal recreational drugs don't exist?

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 16:50

Governments are forced to introduce a high tax on breathable air in order to keep the national debt under control. On the other hand, nationalized health care is affordable almost everywhere.

What's it like in the universe where humans and sharks share a common language and culture?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 16:55

There are a lot more lawyers.

What's it like in the world where America has better Internet infrastructure than Japan?

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 14:12

>>233 American pr0n becomes more perverted than Japanese pr0n, and Japanese people admire buy more pr0n from the USA.

>>235 What is it like in the universe where there are no perverts?

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 14:57

Every sexual kink is completely socially acceptable, thus there is no concept of perversion. For visitors from your universe, it's deeply unsatisfying.

What's it like in the universe where the dominant religion is based on empirical science?

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 22:59

By St. Albert's Holy Mustache, what a glorious world this is! Now that the Dyson Sphere is finished and we have plenty of energy, they're going to try to make matter transmission even cheaper!

How is the universe where people have the power of flight?

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 00:53

The wonders of undersea travel hold a great fascination to us.

What about the universe where everyone has powers of telepathy?

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 01:23

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 02:54

Once we found that out, the average penis size increased substantially.

How is it in the universe where people enjoy squash at the theater instead of popcorn?

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 10:57

You get free catheters with your 3D glasses at the entrance. Otherwise it's pretty much the same.

What's it like in the universe where school uniforms are mandatory in all educational institutions up to PhD level?

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 14:19

>>240 The Japanese have a word for the fetish for middle-aged "Christmas Cakes" in grad school uniform sailor suits.

What's it like in the universe where diet soda tastes exactly like soda with real sugar in it?

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 17:19

All ants have starved to death, triggering a mass extinction event.

What's it like in the universe where magnetism does not exist?

243 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6792 19:58

>>242 The guy who tried to invent compass was regarded as an idiot and thrown out of the scientific community.
What's it like in the universe where all Sciences are mainstream and sports, tabloids and celebrity gossip are considered "nerdy"?

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 10:18

They're actually considered more "depraved", as "nerdy" carries intellectual connotations. In any case, the entertainment industry as a whole is akin to pornography, and we do not speak about such things in public.

What's it like in the universe where Jews have finally taken over the world?

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 12:45

Palestine has been eradicated and erased from the history books. Also, say goodbye to your foreskin.

What's it like in the universe where the viking colonization in the Americas was successful and spread widely before the rest of Europe got there?

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 13:33

The only noticeable difference is that a fast food chain called McDonar's serves ljutefjisk sandwiches.

What's it like in the universe where it's the Argentines and Russians who produce all the most bizarre pr0n instead of the Germans and Japanese?

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 14:00

>>246 The movie which featured the song "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" will traumatize you for life, and the most famous porn star in the world looks like a combination of Ron Jeremy and Joseph Stalin.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 14:01

>>248 What is it like in the universe where China and Japan switched places?

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 20:42

I'm going to assume you meant their populations rather than respective geographies.

Chinese industry is heavily impeded by recurring earthquakes along the north-eastern coast, forcing manufacturers to relocate further south. Given such a small area and disadvantageous location, however, it is reticent to maintain commercial operations and shifts swiftly to military fortification. Political and racial turmoil between Japanese and North Koreans causes heavy militarisation of the former southern Chinese border. Much of Europe comes to Japan's aid in attempting to pacify the embittered, enraged North. Russia remains outwardly indifferent while secretly entertaining the notion of Chinese/North Korean alliance, given promises of an increased nuclear arsenal, technological competence, and its strategic location above the entirety of Eurasia. North Korea, in a bid for land, resources and substantial manpower, abolishes the DMZ and easily convinces the South to become part of the DPRK. Parts of the northernmost Southern Pacific are conquered jointly by China and Korea to establish a stronger commercial industry and some weapons production.

It's all fucked up.

What's it like in the universe where we've dangerously intruded upon a massive underground civilisation spanning half of Mars?

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 22:01

It wouldn't be so bad if they'd just quit sending dozens of their robotic landers to Earth, to get back at us.

What is it like in the universe where Therapsidæ never went extinct?

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 07:01

They taste like turkey, and are therefore extensively farmed as a cheap substitute.

What's it like in the universe where the only languages in existence are purely written, and speaking as a concept does not exist?

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 15:43

Someone invents speaking in a matter of seconds.

What's it like in the universe where the main animal pet to have are lions?

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6804 20:51

>>252 Pet food stores are much larger because lions eat far more food than any breed of dog.

>>244 What is it like in the universe where Batman and Gotham City are real?

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 23:51

SPOILER: Batman dies.

What is it like in the universe where laser pointers were deadly?

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 00:36

They're illegal to own, but well sought after on the black market since compared to guns, they're a lot quieter and leave less evidence.

What's it like in the universe where computer monitors still show only 256 colors?

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 03:06

All manner of graphical tomfoolery never had the chance to arise from the powerhouses of modern video cards. As a result, information is still presented with the least possible distraction and computer games have become increasing complex puzzles which offer far more challenge than their present counterparts. I suppose we're better off as a society for it.

What's it like in the universe where Elizabethan values still hold true?

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:47

The progress of modern medicine has ground to a hault before truly starting, and thus the vast majority of people still rely on apothecaries for remedies to ailments. Also, everyone wears really scratchy, starched-up clothes and it's terribly uncomfortable.

What's it like in the universe where a handful of gifted people have the ability to bring fictional characters in and out of reality?

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 09:35

Some wise guy had the idea to summon fictional characters with the same ability. You can guess how well that went...

What's it like in the universe where crested ibis is a highly sought after dish?

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 18:01

There is an anime of Abe Kazushige's novel Nipponia Nippon.

What is it like in the universe where Nikola Tesla was never born?

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 19:02

Red Alert 2 has more lasers.

What's it like in the universe where all foods taste like chicken?

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:48

Life didn't evolve a sense of taste because it offered no evolutionary advantage.

What's it like in the world where people smell with their toes?

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:51

>>261 Everyone has a runny nose.

>>263 What's it like in the universe where marriage is the only important thing in human life, and once you get married you die?

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 06:20

The divorce rate is zero, as is the birth rate. Humans are slowly going extinct.

What's it like in the universe where there are no magnetic forces?

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 09:14

Nothing is happening. Pretty boring.

What is the entertainment industry like in the universe where Touhou has been bought by Microsoft and it has become the most popular video game franchise?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 11:04

The industry is now filled with F2P/DLC games which suffer from misconceptions about various religions. Microsoft allows you to create and customize your own youkai avatar via Games Marketplace.
On the bright side, Black & White title is resurrected.

What would the world be like if there were no Jews? Please, take into consideration an ancient history as well.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 13:39

Mithrahism is the most popular religion in Europe, and nazis blamed the Greek for World War I.

What is it like in a world, where computer technology came to halt in the mid-90s?

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 17:13

>>266 Many people are haunted by the sound of dial-up modem sounds, they are unable to stop the sound from constantly replaying in their minds.

>>268 What is it like in the world where all computers operate at 100 terahertz or more, have 4 TB or more of ram, and files download at 100 TB per minute or faster?

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 18:45

People still complain about loading times, because the primary result of plugging a that powerful computer straight into the human nervous system is an infinitely short attention span.

What's it like in the universe where all planets are lenticular rather than spheroid?

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 01:54

>>268 Nobody lives on the concave side, because when the concave side faces the sun, it focuses the energy, making it hot as hell.

>>270 What is it like in the alternative universe where no religions believe in the existence of Hell?

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 00:03

There's no heaven, either, and that's because the concepts of "good" and "evil" are unknown to us. We have a moral system that works on axes of efficiency and pleasure and it seems to work out quite well. Children are seen, and not heard. Trolling is an offense punishable by death. I'm a heroin tester and prostitute inspector. I am living in your dreams.

What's the universe like in the universe where all of the DQNs live together? Tell us a fun story.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 16:49

>>270 the universe is extremely nerdy. Jocks are simply nerds with larger muscles.

>>272 What is it like in the universe where Kirby games arrive during the height of a console's popularity, not in its declining years? Sort of like having the NES Kirby game in 1989 or the SNES Kirby in 1993?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:43

The Kirby games gained popularity at an astronomical rate. Within a week of the first release, it was the most popular game on the market. Within two months, at least 40% of every demographic/age group was playing it. Nine months later Kirby was elected president of the United States. Several disorganised cults sprang up in His honour, followed by an organised religion known as Kirbyism. Now, in the year 2012, every single member of the human race worships Kirby and spends at least two hours per day playing Kirby games. Life is good.

What's it like in the universe where computers and robots are given the same basic rights as humans?

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:53

Programmers who create infinite loops are given long prison sentences without the possibility of bail. Also, cars take a lot longer to build because of the robot unions mandating that working hours and break times for robots be just as long as for humans.

What's it like in the universe where all branches of government in every human nation have been left in the hands of AIs and robots controlled by said AIs for the past twenty years?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 13:53

On the one hand, we're a lot more efficient now that we don't occupy ourselves with a political circus of liars and charlatans jockeying for votes. On the other hand, the AIs regard us as resources to be used and managed just like all the rest, farming us in eugenic breeding programs, and if two of them go to war over resources/territory, you might end up being sent on a real-life Zerg rush. Draft dodging? Expect some robotic enforcers to show up at your door.

What's it like in the world where humankind has uploaded its consciousness into robotic bodies, leaving the frailties of flesh behind?

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 11:21

Turns out that being inside a robotic body severely hampers creativity, so the new society of immortal robots just sits there, doing regular maintenance on their bodies but basically stagnating.

What's it like in the universe where Japan was invaded and large parts occupied by Chinese communists during World War II, and the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was carried out by Japan's American allies in order to destroy the most fortified Chinese bases on Japanese soil?

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:18

>>275 The USSR and North Korea take all the atomic bombs they have and destroy major cities in the USA.

>>277 What is it like in the universe where it is only possible to use nuclear energy for peaceful purposes?

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:32

As soon as the first nuclear power plants were developed, scientists started working on a way to launch them into the air and throw them at other countries.

What's it like in the universe where Thorium is three times more abundant on Earth than Uranium?

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 15:21

Surprisingly similar to this universe (in which it is four times more abundant). Governments still wouldn't dream of using it; it can't even be used for making nukes you know!

What's it like in the universe where everybody owns a gun?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 17:38

Suicide rates are very high almost everywhere, and police officers can hardly move for all the armor they have to wear even just on routine patrols.

What's it like in the universe where perpetual motion engines not only work, but are also commonplace in every industrial nation?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 18:29

Most parts of the Earth were destroyed decades ago when world leaders launched powerful bombs that ran on little wooden treadmills and a few centilitres of water. Now only licensed thermodynamicists are allowed the knowledge of how to build them. Unfortunately, thanks to the ease of generating unlimited electricity, food, and water, thermodynamicist is the only occupation left.

What's it like in the universe where (GNU/)Linux is the most popular operating system?

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:21

There are five distributions for every computer user on the planet, all steadily growing towards mutual incompatibility. Companies have given up trying to release "Linux versions" of their software, and instead specialize on making software for maybe a dozen different distributions. It's like the old DOS/Mac OS divide times a couple billion.

What's it like in the universe where Neo-Confucianism has been adopted as the dominant ideology all over the world?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 18:45

>>281 Conformism is an even bigger problem.

>>283 What is it like in the universe where Earth is in the center and all of space revolves around it?

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 14:39

Time has ceased to exist, intelligent life forms on this planet are microscopic and have no need for anything other than The Internet which is a series of tubes strong out across the galaxy.

What's it like in the universe where no one ever immigrated to North America?

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 11:34

North America has a pristine ecosystem, unspoiled by even Homo erectus immigration. Mexicans and Russians have occasionally mounted expeditions there, but the many large predators kept them away. Europe is mostly torn apart by religious warfare, although France has become something of a global refuge for atheists. Australian aborigines number less than four hundred, and continue to be threatened by their British conquerors if they refuse to convert to Anglicanism.

What's it like in the universe where the recent drive by fundamentalist Christian Conservatives to boycott Facebook and Google has led to the creation of a wholly separate Conservative Internet, running on its own root nodes, data centers and cabling, with Conservatives refusing to connect to anything on the old Internet anymore?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 01:01

>>284 The Conservative Internet means as much to the regular internet what Christian Rock bands mean to to music scene. This bothers investors on the Conservative Internet, so they always try new ways to limit the regular internet.

>>286 What is like in the parallel universe where religion is allowed to exist, but extremism does not exist?

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:52

People find other reasons for terrorism, for instance preventing overpopulation.

What's it like in the universe where there is a religious cult based on tanasinn?

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 08:54

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288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 23:42

>>287 People fight each other to prove that their logic is the highest form of logic.

>>289 What is it like in the parallel universe when porn is never censored?

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 00:04

Bad porn artists make less money because they can't draw penises.

What's it like in a universe where DQN is more popular than facebook?

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 01:15

Everyone runs around shouting "MITTENS!" and posts low quality AA character fan art to their (now niche) Facebook pages.

What's it like in the universe where there are no taboos?

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 02:02

>>290 Everything is pretty vanilla by your universe's standards, since the thrill of doing something taboo does not exist here.

>>292 What's it like in the universe where DQN and the SAoVQ are located on the same website?

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 03:21

>>291 It isn't that much different because there are so many vippers than accidentally enter DQN and there are too many DQNs that accidentally enter SAoVQ.

>>293 What is it like in the universe where everyone in the world is of Asian descent?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 13:19

>>292 Mathematics is a useless degree and arts and humanities majors male 90k

>>294 What's it like in a universe where western language comes from C rather than Latin?

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 14:01

$ cat >>293.c
#include <quantum/universes.h>
#include <self/thought.h>
#include <comms.h>
int main (void) {
universe_t *this = get_universe (null);
say (think (DESCRIBE, universe_inspect (this), null);
return 0;
$ cat >>295.c
#include <quantum/universes.h>
#include <bbs/kareha.h>
#include <self/thought.h>
#include <comms/question.h>
int main (void) {
entity_t *next_san = post_ref (null, 295);
ask (next_san, think (QUESTION,
universe_inspect (get_universe (next_san)),
return 0;

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 00:26

>>294 The army core of engineers is sent in to extract washed out wales in the ocean.

>>296 What's it like in a universe where Kodomo no Jikan is on the best seller list worldwide?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7048 00:14

>>296 Pedophilia still abhorred, KnJ an exception for its artistic merit.

>>267 What's it like in a world where XHTML2 beat out HTML5?

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 16:51

>>296 It is still infested with websites that look like Geocites circa 1996.

>>298 What is it like in the parallel universe where there are no parallel universes?

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 02:53

>>297 The concept of parallel universes is a very popular science fiction topic.

>>299 What's it like in the universe where the human ear is considered the universal pinnacle of beauty?

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 04:57

>>298 Ear fucking fetish is common.

>>300 what is like like in the parallel universe where uniforms don't exist?

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 22:26

>>299 Japanese school girls are required to go to school naked!

>>301 What's it like in the universe where the only programming language is Brainfuck?

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