>>2 what is the parallel universe when the Sega Master System/Sega Mark III far more popular than the Nintendo NES/Famicom?
>>152 There are brothels, except they are where you go to get one woman who you will only have sex with your entire life.
What is it like in the universe where Toyota never stopped building affordable RWD compact cars that were like the AE86?
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>>172
What's it like in the universe where everyone considers themselves to be a philosopher?
>>175
English as a language died out in medieval times. The language I'm speaking now is a strange conquelition of several Indo-European languages which should maritrate to your universe's English. Hopefully you can overbrank me!
>>177
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>>177
Posts get refreshed so fast you can barely come up with a witty reply anymore! I hate it so much that I opened my own /dqn/ board which nobody but me can access. It's the best freaking board ever, and all its posters agree!
>>179
What's it like in the universe where the Gensoukyou barrier was accidentally demolished by NASA?
>>178
We momentarily prioritize the investigation of strange, youkai-infested extra dimensions over space travel. Several million die, and a million-odd more spontaneously transmogrify into young girls with catastrophic superpowers. The structure of global politics changes drastically as nuclear arsenals and intelligence gathering technology are rendered all but obsolete, causing treaties, trade and foreign policy to change at the whim of grown adults with curiously immature temperaments. Society as a whole gravitates back to an institution of slavery as those with powers forcibly coerce those without them.
Very soon, however, Earth becomes overrun with strife, and we are once again drawn to extraterrestrial environments for resources and population management. Each habitable planet becomes a sort of Gensoukyo in itself, replete with "shrine maidens" monitoring them inward and out. Supernatural young girls are stationed in space as Holy Guards. Interstellar trade does not develop - or if it does, remains highly volatile due to both unfit technology and sparse demand.
Also, "bullet hell" becomes a galaxy-wide sport.
>>180
What's it like in the universe where the strong nuclear force is ten times stronger than ours?
>>179 Over 95% of the universe's available hydrogen was converted to helium and heavier elements in the first hundred million years after the Big Bang, making hydrogen, and therefore water, exceedingly rare in this universe. Life as we know it never evolved. Tens of billions of years into the existence of this universe, with its bloated, dim red suns and sterile dusty rockball planets, fragile and delicate life based on the unique properties of liquid helium did occasionally evolve in a few appropriately sheltered locales, always of course unable to tolerate temperatures higher than a fraction of one degree Kelvin. Occasionally this life eventually achieved intelligence, in the sense that they were able to perceive themselves and their environments and solve problems that arose, but never left the shelter of its cold rocky worlds far from their primaries, never made complex tools, never indeed even developed in the numbers for complex societies or civilizations to develop. And not much changed between then and the heat death of that particular universe, at the age of only thirty or forty billion years.
>>181, what's it like in the universe where Westphalian sovereignty remained the central concept of international law through the 20th and 21st Centuries?
>>182, it's a way a lone a last a loved a long the / riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
>>184, what's it like in the universe where what is for us the "emergency mittens" button releases emergency pants instead?
The world is a much more beautiful place, rou rou~!
Next guy: What's the universe where phones work well with DQN like.
>>189
Apple Computers outsold IBM-compatibles by such a great margin that Microsoft decided to switch to supporting Power PC architecture exclusively in 1997. It didn't help much, but they were able to stave off bankruptcy for another four years.
>>191
What's it like in the universe where communist utopias are the norm for human society?
>>196
I... this is... how could this...
http://4-ch.org
Why would you send me to THIS universe? WHY‽
>>198
What's it like in the universe where the Earth is flat?
The iPhone has been revamped as a sugar-filled plastic wrapper because everybody keeps breaking it with their hooves. Also, Project Orion was put into practice, leading to significant concentrations of Antarctic fallout.
What's it like in the world where LaMont Cranston is a real person and The Shadow is a gonzo documentary?
>>203
I can hardly distract all these nubile females from trying to mount me long enough to reply to your post! If you have an insatiable sex drive, I heartily recommend this universe.
>>205
What's it like in the universe where the Chinese writing system completely replaced the Roman alphabet worldwide in the early 1350s?
>>211
We live in an dystopion society where people get pulled of the street and are forced to rat out on their dearest friends by writing explicit details about them for the government. They are never quite sure if their overlords are satisfied with their essays and always finish them with "THE END‽", opting for a character that is the perfect mix of an exclamation and question mark.
Let me tell you, the overlords are never satisfied. And the interrogations always end with a bang.
>>213
What's it like in the universe where nobody can see other people but still has to manage to live with together them?
>>215
Software piracy never became a big problem. Bereft of a reason for large downloads to become desirable, there was never a market for fast internet connections either, outside the confines of large companies and universities. The average household still uses a 56k modem to go online. On the plus side, websites with ridiculously bloated flash animations and mystery meat navigation don't exist, as few users have the patience to wait fifteen minutes until a page becomes readable.
>>217
What's it like in the universe where there are no tectonic plates?
>>243
They're actually considered more "depraved", as "nerdy" carries intellectual connotations. In any case, the entertainment industry as a whole is akin to pornography, and we do not speak about such things in public.
>>245
What's it like in the universe where Jews have finally taken over the world?
>>246 The movie which featured the song "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" will traumatize you for life, and the most famous porn star in the world looks like a combination of Ron Jeremy and Joseph Stalin.
>>248 What is it like in the universe where China and Japan switched places?
>>248
I'm going to assume you meant their populations rather than respective geographies.
Chinese industry is heavily impeded by recurring earthquakes along the north-eastern coast, forcing manufacturers to relocate further south. Given such a small area and disadvantageous location, however, it is reticent to maintain commercial operations and shifts swiftly to military fortification. Political and racial turmoil between Japanese and North Koreans causes heavy militarisation of the former southern Chinese border. Much of Europe comes to Japan's aid in attempting to pacify the embittered, enraged North. Russia remains outwardly indifferent while secretly entertaining the notion of Chinese/North Korean alliance, given promises of an increased nuclear arsenal, technological competence, and its strategic location above the entirety of Eurasia. North Korea, in a bid for land, resources and substantial manpower, abolishes the DMZ and easily convinces the South to become part of the DPRK. Parts of the northernmost Southern Pacific are conquered jointly by China and Korea to establish a stronger commercial industry and some weapons production.
It's all fucked up.
>>250
What's it like in the universe where we've dangerously intruded upon a massive underground civilisation spanning half of Mars?