[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (468)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:30

>>2 what is the parallel universe when the Sega Master System/Sega Mark III far more popular than the Nintendo NES/Famicom?

452 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 14:30

>>451 It feels like being the center of a Russian nesting doll.

>>453 What is it like in the universe where the campaign at catgirlcare.org succeeded?

453 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 20:06

>>452
It's now possible to commit pedophilia and bestiality at the same time!

>>454
What's it like in the universe where source mods are the equivalent (in abundance and ease of creation) of RPGmaker games?

454 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10334 16:22

>>453
>>/1631851352/613 doesn't know what RPGmaker is!

>>455
What's it like in the universe where Squeeks is still running the show?

455 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10334 18:02

>>454 Squeeks begrudgingly runs 4-ch up until day a thread titled "[Admin Abuse] ITT we accuse Squeeks of sucking shit [LOL]" manages to accumulate 999 posts in under 2 hours. It prompts 8 more parts and a few floodings of the Requests board and IRC channel, all within under a month.
Enraged, Squeeks pulls the plug on 4-ch, forcing all of DQN to immigrate to Tinychan where we proceed to squat in and permanently occupy the world4ch archives out of a lack of other options.

>>456 What's it like in the universe where >>423 asked about the universe where everything is 12% more slippery, rather than a mere 5% more slippery?

456 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10334 18:24

>>455
Some dokyun made a really long post about people bumping into each other and rubbing each others' genitals just like in ero anime. I think his dick exploded.
>>457
What's it like in the universe where Alabama is the dominant world superpower?

457 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10334 18:35

>>456
Habsburg inbreeding is nothing compared to what the new ruling class is up to!

>>458
What's it like in the universe where we kissed? 😳👀😳👀

458 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10334 19:34

>>457 Out of all the uncountably infinite universes that exist, there is not a single one in which you kiss anyone. Well, there's that one, but in that one you get arrested shortly after...

>>459 What's it like in the universe where humans have cum-bladders for producing unfathomable amounts of cum per cum?

459 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10336 14:46

>>458 Bukkake films are about the novelty of men with smaller cum-bladders having to take turns in order to properly glaze their partner, making it much more common a fetish than in our world.

>>460 What's it like in the universe where Carmen Sandiego was switched at birth with Waldo?

460 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10336 17:31

>>459
It fucking sucks i cant find either of them

>>461
What's it like in the world where silk grows on plants but cotton is pooped out by little caterpillars?

461 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10337 04:23

>>460
Pills are significantly more expensive due to the cotton balls on top.

>>462
What's it like in the universe where instead of the development of written language, percussion instruments were used for record keeping.

462 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10338 12:56

>>461 The accepted slang for historical revisionism is "marching to the beat of a different drummer".

>>463 What's it like in the universe where geocentric astronomy was found to be literally true, and heliocentrism was persecuted into obscurity?

463 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10363 10:28

>>462 What the heck is heliocentrism?

>>464 What's it like in the universe where everyone is lazy and uses ai text generators to finish their sentences?

464 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10363 11:35

>>463
In the universe where everyone is lazy and uses AI text generators to finish their sentences, the sentence "I'm just trying to be a good boyfriend right now" would be written like this: "Are you okay with me dating other people right now?"

>>465
What's it like in the universe where you are okay with me dating other people right now?

465 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10363 13:06

>>464
That's okay, I'm dating, like, everyone in my city.

>>466
What's it like in the universe where the South American empires drove the Spaniards out, resisted the flu and invaded Europe?

466 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10365 02:44

>>465
Knowledge of the wheel faded into obscurity. The wheel was rediscovered and utilised in the Tuscan enclaves in the early 18th century, who reconquer much of Europe, Northern Africa and the Near East in the first half of that century. We landed man on the Mercury in the 50's. There, we have built pleasure domes for the elite and there have we initiated the hypnoslav breeding directive.

>>467
What is it like in the universe where bush was visiting the twin towers on 11th september 2001?

467 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10365 18:19

>>466
We will never forget the tragedy of 9/12.

>>468
What's it like in the universe where cats drive people?

468 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10383 09:45

>>467 The cats were way more advanced than us, having recently landed astronauts on Ceres.

>>469 What was it like playing the cancelled "Kirby GCN"?

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