Lord Nelson's Trousers, >>145, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic season 2 is starting in six days! ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
>>147, I heard you were going to cover Shii in butter why would you do that I heard you were gonna cover her in butter and point and say "Butter-face, butter-face, Shii is a butter-face" that is just mean she never did anything to you don't put butter all over her face no stop she isn't a butter-face, you know that right?
>>146
Are you one of those picky jerks who doesn't find butter to be sexy at all? Because butter is sexy and Shii would be totally TWICE as sexy and awesome if she were covered in butter. Also, butter tastes nice. So, it would be like, "Shii has flavur." I mean, man, come on, since then butter is used for anything mean!
>>148
Cook some eggs and describe your whole experience (including consumption of them!)
>>147
I ripped a hole in the center of a piece of bread, then put it in a pan with melted butter. I cracked an egg in the center and put the burner on low heat. After about a minute I flipped it and cooked for about another minute. The result was toast with a hard-boiled egg center. It was delicious and ridiculously easy. If I hadn't been lazy I would have put some spices in too.
>>149
Creatively compliment >>1 on making the fastest moving thread in a long time. Then to maintain balance, insult him for a reason of your choosing.
My dearest >>1, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Were I to have a garden party, you can be assured that you would receive an invitation to it. Most of my own threads have faltered around 40 posts and then sunk deep below the surface of the front page. For you to have the depth of knowledge, the understanding and the sociological experience to manufacture a thread so simple and yet so profound is truly a small miracle, and one of the pinnacles of this website as a whole.
On the other hand, the thread title does not make grammatical sense and has no tags. You cunt.
>>150
I demand that you cure cancer.
Apparently there is a cure for cancer, and it is not available because it is very cheap so not profitable compared to long term expensive treatments run by drug companies. Scientists who try to bring attention to the cure are blackballed by the community.
However, this seems like bullshit conspiracy talk, and it doesn't help that the guy that told me this, though a lovely chap, is a renowned bullshitter almost on a par with me.
>>151 tell us who your favourite band or musician or artist is and tell us why
>>151
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1624
There are more smbc comics that undermine science but I'm too lazy to find them all.
>>153
Link me to something bittersweet.
>>152, http://www.hersheys.com/extra-dark/dark-chocolate/index.asp
>>154, explain yourself.
I'm sorry I honestly can't, today I've wandered round the city centre in various patterns with no idea who or what or where or why i am; and every time I notice the floor i'm walking on I get stuck in don't-stand-on-lines-or-cracks games which is really annoying. Then I walked round the supermarket a few times, sure I was in for some reason but ended up with a bottle of irn-bru and a load of doughnuts. And it's really windy. Something did cheer me up today though, the other day I accidentally spilled a box of cotton buds down by the river, and today I noticed they're scattered around there hahahahaha
>>155 put yourself in my shoes
>>154
I'd like to know whether your shoe size fits before I do so. Regardless, I would play exactly the same don't-stand-on-lines-or-cracks game as you and feel extremely bad for polluting a river that has even a miniscule chance of containing turtles at some point in time. Also, I'd probably end up cycling in circles around town instead of wandering around on foot.
>>156
Tell us about the best movie or series we've never heard of.
>>157 what actually would antifreeze do to your dick? I'm a little intrigued to find out, plus its always nice to try pouring new substances on my genitals
>>87 awwww i downloaded the 500MB one to find they're all remixes... though it was nice to see some familiar names had contributed
>>159 find me the my little pony: friendship is magic soundtrack!
>>158
This looks fairly legit and well seeded. Fourth result on Google.
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6548292/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_-_Full_Soundtrack_[FLAC]
>>160
I demand that you find a USB drive you own and tell me what's on it.
>>161
Ato, other than indicating that something takes place after a fixed point in time when something happened ("after the third day of the incident"), can be used to indicate some time after the present ("I'll call later"). In contrast, nochi (other than in expressions like nochi hodo) is only applicable to the former case.
Between ato and nochi, the latter is a stiffer way to say things.
>>163
Think for an entire day before posting.
>>162
I'd like to revive that ignore-others-demands-like-a-stupid-cunt trend from the first posts. I only do this because I might forget this: in Russian ato ("А то!") is pretty similar to English phrase "You know it!"; nochi ("ночи") is either a plural or a genetive case of noch ("ночь"), e.g. "долгие ночи" (long nights), "спокойной ночи!" (good night!)
>>164
Invent a really sweet "good night" wish.
>>163 that totally wasn't worth wasting the post I was brewing up and looking forward to maturing and posting after a whole day. I hate you even more. My post was going to be so good that I can say without any guilt I hope you choke on your tongue in your sleep, goodnight.
>>165 tell us your favourite joke to sweeten my sour mood
>>164
Knock knock?
Who's there?
John.
John who?
John Flanders, your old friend from college.
Oh, what a pleasant surprise! Please, come in.
(PS: I don't really have any good jokes, but if it makes you feel any better, I was waiting a whole day to post too. Screw you, ESpeoN)
>>165 it still made me smile!
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
That joke is by Emo Philips, who seems to be the most ripped off comedian ever which is a shame because he's one of my favourites.
>>167 give some credit where credit is due
>>168
>>0,1,4,9,16,25,36,49,64,81,100,121,144,169,196,225,256,289,324, 361,400,441,484,529,576,625,676,729,784,841,900,961
>>170
Suggest something to do with my girlfriend when we finally reunite in two days.
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>179
I demand that you look outside your window and contemplate the shapes of the clouds, then post a brief description of what they looked like.
I don't have a favourite animal species, it obviously depends on the day, week, month, who knows. In detail, I decided to stop claiming X or Y is my favourite because I have mixed feelings in regard to almost everything which you can and will be asked about in a casual conversation. Either way, I like mammals.
Roombadoombadum.
>>181
I demand that you explain why >>179 is interested in knowing which is >>180's favourite animal species.
>>181
I didn't have any tabs open so I browsed some sites I normally visit for a bit and then came back here, so the results aren't quite authentic. Anyway:
>>183
I demand that you cook and eat a complete and healthy breakfast, then post what you ate.
>>189
It horrifies me, yet is completely unsurprising. The sheer fact that almost nobody seemed to care about applying lethal shocks to other people based on nothing but a stupid experiment is just plain bad. It really upset me when I first learned about the experiment.
I do have to wonder whether the people who walked out simply realized the nature of the experiment and decided to quit without checking up on the subject; I want to hope that they really did it on the basis of "I know it's not real" rather than "screw people".
Then again, I can barely bring myself to kill a mosquito on the virtue of any life being good life (even if it hurts or dare I say, kills me), so that might influence my thought on the subject.
>>191
Going on a similar, interesting, theme, I demand to know your feelings about the Stanford prison experiment.
>>190 I looked it up on wikipedia and realised it was the experiment the film "The Experiment" was about. I tried to watch it at my friend's house less than a year ago, but I almost fainted at the images used at the beginning where they show him stressful images of people suffering and dying, and then I can't remember at which point but I went home because it was getting too scary for me. (I'm not very good at scary movies - Independence Day made me cry). I can't make much more comment on it, some days I'm like you thinking all life is sacred and some days I feel I'd be happier if everyone died. And the people in the experiment were American so I can't help but care less. Not in a callous way, I've just taken a vow to try and stop caring so much about people outside my monkeysphere after a lifetime of anxiety attacks in the shower worrying about all the thirsty people in the world
And I'm more upset that >>189 ignored me when I was feeling vulnerable
>>192 tell me the story of your first kiss
>>191
She pinned me against the wall and kissed me while her mother, who was in another room (but could still see us if she turned around), was looking the other way. I was pretty indifferent to the whole thing. Still don't see the big deal about kissing.
>>193
I demand you share the strangest song you know.
>>192
Alright, you asked for it:
http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Prematurely+Air+conditioned+Supermarket/2uiRuE?src=5
>>194
I demand to know what square bracketed tags you would add to this thread title.
[ORDER] Demanding from the next poster [DO IT] (194)
>>195 sit down on a dude's penis
i hope that worked okay, dqn's layout has been broken for me for quite some time.
>>199 tell me how to fix it! I've tried clearing cookies etc. and changing theme but everything is default no formatting. which i guess gives dqn an authentic feel but i miss the proper look
>>198
If you're using Firefox, you might've set the page style to "No Style". This is remembered separately from the style you select on the DQN bulletin board web site. Just press alt, go to view and select the style you've last selected on the bulletin board web site itself (even if that's not your favorite). Chrome probably has something like that somewhere too.
>>200
You must post a link to a YouTube channel containing entertaining vidos that will amuse me.
>>199
There is no guarantee that this will amuse you. However, it amuses me, and DQNish minds think somewhat alike, no?
http://www.youtube.com/show/freemansmind
>>198
Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened or why it kept resetting for no raisin, but ultimately I used Edit My Cookie to lock that shit down to my preferred style.
>>201
I demand that you cook bacon the next time you eat breakfast!
>>202 I listened to it when it was posted. I like a lot of "weird" music, and i like Philip Glass; it was kinda interesting but didn't strike me as anything special compared to other stuff I listen to.
>>205
I'm assuming you're talking about the SAoVQ "China Man" thread.
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1255629911/60
>>207
I demand that you bump a DQN thread that fits the following criteria:
1) Must be numbered >100
2) Must have <100 posts
>>206 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1290572478/l50
Okay.
>>207 Give me a Japanese BBW for a girlfriend
>>208
According to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1183160499/ I already am a panda several times over, therefore I think masturbating counts as jacking off a panda. What I'm trying to say here is I don't really want to be kicked out of my local zoo.
>>210
I demand to know your favourite element of the periodic table.
>>210
It is a website where people scream for attention from other people, many of which they haven't met in 10 years. They claim it's a good social website, but it's the exact opposite of it; it's avoiding being social on purpose. At the very least they should stop pretending and simply face the facts: they have nothing better to do and just want to impress others with their virtual farm.
>>212
Post an image of your least favorite dragon.
>>211
Well this is a pretty shitty dragon by my standards:
http://dragon-wolf997.deviantart.com/art/Sand-Dragon-Species-Reference-262172653?q=sort%3Atime%20dragon&qo=5
>>213
I demand that you post your captcha, rate it out of 10 and give constructive criticism on how it could be improved.
Well, >>212, my captcha is gojition. It's a fairly nice captcha to begin with, blending a vaguely oriental-sounding "goji" with a very English "ition." When I speak it out loud, it rolls off the tongue quite nicely. However, it is lacking in certain areas. If one were to use it in "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 2]," it would be consigned to the "nonsense word" category rather than the more humorous "captcha that sounds like an actual word" sort of post. Finally, my browser's spellcheck makes the lowercase j and i indistinguishable, as the red zig-zag line indicating that it's a misspelled word obscures the bottom portion of the j entirely. Despite these shortcomings, though, it is overall a solid captcha. 7/10
>>214, You know that idea for a DQN thread you've had in your head for a while? The one you've been afraid to post because you fear it wouldn't be popular? Just do it. It'll be great, trust me.
>>213
Very well then:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1318029571
>>215
I demand that you post the three most recent things you bought, and how much they cost.
>>214
2L bottle of Sun Drop ($1.25 plus sales tax)
60.5 Watt-Hour NewerTech NuPower® Battery for White 13.3" MacBooks (~$117 plus $5.99 shipping... looks like my purchasing it brought the price down a couple bucks, lol)
2L bottle of Sun Drop ($1.25 plus sales tax)
Technically, I don’t buy things very often, hence the duplicate soda runs about a week apart.
P.S. do not buy laptop batteries at lower than manufacturer price. even though they are unlikely to be fake or damaged goods, they are probably cheaper because they have aged and lost a bit of capacity.
>>217
I demand that you eat healthily some day this week.
Not enough demanding
>>219
I demand that you write a paragraph about your first love.
She was a brunette named Corin. We were young and foolish, and we thought it would last forever. But, as all things much, and certainly all love-things, it did end. We parted and went on to walk our own paths. I regret not at least asking her for a handjob.
>>220
I demand that you ask out on a date at least 20 way-out-of-your-league women in the next month, write a journal about it and post it here.
>>220
Gonna have to go with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Leopard_Moth , I mean just look at the thing. Normally, you get moths that try to act all fancy and try to look impressive; this one just does without even trying. It doesn't even need varied colors for it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycaena_phlaeas looks damn fine too and can be confused with a really big wasp if you just so happen to be blind at the time.
>>222
I require that you evaluate the possibilities for one of the impossible requests previously asked for.
Possibility of >>219-like demand to be fulfilled is HIGHLY UNLIKELY:
>>223
Write a short story about you fighting with a bear.
>>222
I visited my childhood home only to discover that after fifteen years the backyard had shrunk. The endless forest of my childhood was populated by shadows and mystery. Now it was finite and digestible, easily surveyed. I took a stroll, crunching leaves and trying to revive those mysterious woods. But the illusion was ruined by visible boundaries on all sides. I had grown too big to lose myself among these pitiful pines. I sighed and turned to leave, but stopped short when I found my path blocked by a large furry ferocious sharp-toothed brown grizzly bear.
I looked at the bear. The bear looked at me. I looked back at the bear. The bear returned my look with a look of his own, which I countered by looking at the bear, who was looking at me while I was looking at him. We looked at each other as the bear and I stood looking at each other. It was around this time that I realized I was looking at a bear, and more importantly, a bear was looking at me. This meant that I was exchanging looks with a bear. I was on the receiving end of a bear-look which I was reciprocating with a look of my own. Bears and humans looked. I was the human. The bear was the bear.
"Have you come to restore these woods?" I asked the bear. The bear growled back. It did not seem to understand English.
"If I defeat you, will I finally be free of those adult shackles called Regret?" I ventured hopefully. The bear stood on its hind legs and roared. I stood with my legs at shoulder width and slightly bent. I decided to fight first and examine the metaphorical implications later. The bear lunged, swiping at me with its large brown furry dangerous claw-infested paw. I stepped forward to the right and swung my left leg around counter-clockwise, dodging his blow and turning. Before the bear could turn around, I leaped onto its fleece back and threw my arms around its neck. It swung its arms wildly and staggered in circles, trying to fling me off, but I held on with the determination of a clever businessman giving the opening speech at an important conference.
The bear roared. The trees did not roar. I did not roar. The leaves did not roar. The wind did not roar. But my heart roared with the burning fiery spirit of a man determined to believe, despite fifteen years of being force-fed cynical worldly realism. The bear reached around its chest to grab my arms, but I vaulted myself over its head, flipping and twisting in mid-air. I landed on both feet and faced the nine-foot animal with a confident smile. The bear lunged. I pulled a marshmallow out of my pocket. I always carried a marshmallow in case of bears.
The bear froze mid-lunge and fell to the ground, its hungry rage turned to hungry curiosity. It gingerly sniffed the air in search of the marshmallow. I tried to throw the marshmallow far into the forest, but my weak arm and the marshmallow's puffiness caused it to fall sadly to the ground in front of me. As the bear bounded happily toward the marshmallow to feast, I fled.
Later that night I used alcohol to avoid thinking about the whole mess.
>>224
I demand you read my story and post a scathing review.
>>223
That was a delightful read, and greatly amusing. Because I'm not >>224 I don't have to be scathing about it.
>>224
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you actually meant to post that in the CTRL+V thread.
>>226
I demand that you come up with a plausible explanation as to why I have a 1000 yen note blu-tacked to my wall.
>>229
Post a link to a picture of a girl you have a crush on. No celebrities, normal people you worked with or went to school with etc.
>>229
I spent an hour scouring social networks, traversing half-broken websites and parsing her 600 post twitter archive, but came up with nothing. So instead here is a picture of another girl I work with that looks similar. The quality is terrible. http://i.imgur.com/csVa3.jpg At first I thought I might develop a crush on her but she is too tsundere and volatile to be my type.
>>231
Post a link to a picture of somebody that you're pretty sure has a crush on you.
>>230 http://tinyurl.com/dqndqndqnthisgirlsinlovewithme
>>232 post a link to a picture of yourself! Please don't hide
>>232 Haha, you look pretty much exactly like what I'd expect any of you to look like, except instead of an iPhone I'd imagined a cheap compact digital camera.
Anyways, I'll tell you first that the best form of contraception is oral contraception. I once met a beautiful girl at a party, I immediately fell head over heels in love with her, and I asked her if she fancied coming to bed with, and she said no.
>>234 post a link to a picture of your current view in front of you, ie your computer setup etc.
>>232
There was this chick on DeviantArt who used to draw guro-type stuff and I ended up chatting with her on AIM. She talked about her online lesbian love affair, and how she wished she had a penis so that she could piss standing up, and about the characters she drew (she even sent me some uncensored versions/sketches that were too hot for DA (some of them were yaoi), although they're sadly long lost from my computer now). She mentioned being interested in shemale porn and I sent her some which she seemed to appreciate (she was also under age, btw).
Overall I thought she was totally awesome, and wanted her to be my girl. But she was never interested in that and would be pretty much entirely cold to all my advances. It got to the point where I got pretty terribly paranoid and desperate about it before my emotions finally bombed out and I started to hate her instead.
Also in before "she was a guy, man".
>234 Tell us the kinkiest thing you have done IRL (so no, that one cybersex session doesn't count)
>>233
http://i.imgur.com/bTWga.jpg
And, not to leave >>234 out:
I've been fingered anally by more than one girl.
>>236
Boast about the manliest thing you've ever done and/or worst physical injury/malady.
>>235 My worst injury was probably the time I was walking to my high school job and I jumped over a chain that was suspended between two wooden posts. I didn't clear the chain, caught my foot on it, and tripped. Luckily I put my arms out so I didn't land on my face, but I did a number on my arms. My wrists hurt so bad that I didn't even notice I couldn't move my arms until two hours later at the hospital. Ended up fracturing both my elbows. Let me tell you, spending six weeks, mostly of summer vacation, with practically zero articulation below your shoulders and unable to lift anything heavier than a glass of water really sucks. Now that I think about it, that wasn't particularly manly.
>>237, describe DQN as your favorite Achewood character would.
>>236
Well, in the words of Lie Bot:
"DQN is a fast moving textboard, with about 100,000 posts per day. Despite this, the moderation immediately deletes all but a select handful which encapsulate the underlying ideals of a utopian nation. These are then fed through a word filter to make them seem completely unimportant. The ultimate purpose of this project is to create a database which will be used to design an AI capable of overseeing the entire world's governments."
>>238
I demand that you post five things you love about your life!
I love the internet.
I love new pokemon.
I love photography.
I love to imagine.
I love the whole world,
And my insanity!
Boom-de-yada, Boom-de-yada!
Boom-de-yada, Boom-de-yada!
I'd love to know
What >>239 loves.
Whenever simple
Or rather private stuff.
I hope he loves me
Amongst the other things.
Boom-de-yada, Boom-de-yada!
Boom-de-yada, Boom-de-yada!
I certainly do love you >>238! I love DQN, the amazing universe we live in, the human mind, art, DEVO, jailbait, ketamine, a certain young lady, WIRED magazine, tumblr, my ipod, my friends, rabbits, dogs, cats, colourful kneesocks, cute anime, mexican food, honeycomb ice cream, cherry flavoured stuff, skanking... lots of stuff!
Kick some ass >>240!
Aaaaahhhh >>240 I meant it as a figure of speech for going out and doing your best! Grabbing life by the balls! Poor doggy （ ﾟДﾟ）you should give him or her a treat and play outside for a while with them
One time when I was maybe 7 or 8 me and my brother found a human ear with what seemed like quite fresh blood next to it. >>242 what's the spookiest thing that's happened in your life?
Accidentally posted in the wrong thread...
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
Always gives me great pleasure to read it!
>>245 experiment with ketamine
