Demanding from the next poster (895)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 02:07

I demand that >>2 will end all his sentences with desu.

(>>0 demanded me to start this thread!)

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 20:13

>>680

It was wonderful. I hate Dio so much, he seems like a very good villain.

>>682

I demand that you post your favourite movie of all time, giving a paragraph explaining exactly why it is the best movie you have ever seen.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 21:05

>>681 My favourite movie of all time is Harold And Maude, because I love the characters and I can relate to Harold, my mum even compared me to him, and I also relate to Maude to some extent, in that I've showed my young lover how wonderful life can be and there's better things than killing herself. It's funny and touching and really sweet and it always brings tears to my eyes, and to top it off Cat Stevens did the soundtrack.

>>683 I demand you go find a way to watch Harold & Maude and tell us your thoughts. The Pirate Bay is blocked here with my ISP but http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=harold+and+maude+torrent&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 The top one, I think the uploader's comment is a bit of an exaggeration (I looked at the cached version)

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 03:49

>>682
I don't want to rewatch Harold and Maude but I also don't want this thread to die, so I will tell you my thoughts leftover from watching it years ago.

I was an awkward freshman in college. I was surprised when a girl in my pilates class spoke to me. She said, "You remind me of Harold." I was confused, so she proceeded to tell me about the movie Harold and Maude. She offered to lend it to me and I accepted.

The film lurked too close to the surface. I didn't really identify with Harold. I expected a romance between Harold and Maude, but it never developed in any satisfying way. Romance was mostly one-sided on Harold's part, with Maude taking the position of loving old woman with Lessons of Life to teach a young child.

I was almost moved at the end, but the stupid final scene - especially the "dramatic" freeze frame attempt to raise the scene's tension - just made me laugh. I hoped to leave the film filled with ideas and questions, but ended up with only mild amusement.

I'm focusing on the negative here since that's what I do best, but I really did enjoy it. It really is better than the average movie. I was just expecting more.

>>684
I demand you bump the "ask the poster above you a question" thread.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 04:16

>>683 I did it. Did you know the freeze frame at the end was because the lost the footage of the car crashing? It annoyed me too.

>>685 Do something creative tomorrow and tell us about it. Better yet, post it.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 02:36

>>684 I will do it tomorrow.
>>686 watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 09:26

>>685 I've seen this before, it was posted on encyclopædia dramatica i think a long time ago

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 09:34

>>688 go clean yourself up, you stink

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 13:10

>>687
I don't, but I washed my face.

>>689
I demand you visit only DQN for the rest of the day. (Exceptions of course made for work/school/bank/etc websites because I'm a nice guy).

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 22:52

>>688
Alright, me.

>>690
I demand that you read about DXM and seriously consider abusing it.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 01:03

>>689
My inner organic chemist was mostly interested in the chemical structure, which is quite interesting to be fair. I was also faintly amused by the fact that its full name contains the word "orphan", although I'm not sure why.

As for abusing it, I doubt I'd go beyond the second plateau, or, at the very least, not on my first try. I've no idea how I'd get a hold of it in the first place, though. I could try synthesising it - I did synthesise aspirin once, but that was with detailed instructions and all reactants and lab equipment provided. DXM is also quite a lot more complex than aspirin. Okay, that was a silly idea, never mind.

>>691
I demand that you come up with something fun for my waifu and I to do on our first anniversary.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 12:55

>>690
Bake her a cake! If she's a certain bird youkai, colour the cake after her hair.

>>692
I demand you recommend me a good espresso machine.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 02:39

>>691
Try this one:
http://www.wholelattelove.com/Lavazza/lava_point.cfm
Or this one:
http://www.coffeemakermachinereview.com/francis-francis/francis-francis-x1/

>>693
I demand that you post after getting extremely drunk.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 18:01

>>692
It's been three days since my drunken binge, but I finally remembered. In the spirit of the demand, I had a half-pint of cider just before posting, which I downed in one go. My alcohol tolerance is a bit too high though, it seems. I'm barely even swaying.

>>694
I demand that you post a backstory/sales pitch for a gritty reboot of the Asterix series, to be published by either Marvel or DC comics, with a movie deal under consideration. Bonus points for making Obelix angsty about his magically changed metabolism which makes him constantly hungry, or the like.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 10:55

>>693
From the author of acclaimed graphic novels FÜHRER TINTIN and PIMP POPEYE comes ASTERX. Two outcasts from broken homes find solace when they stumble upon a performance enhancing drug known as The Potion. But The Potion is not without its side effects: the two friends soon find themselves stricken by severe anorexia and bulimia respectively. They also develop an insatiable craving for ruthless killing sprees, which they allieve under the pretense of rebellion against the Romans. Meanwhile, Caesar fruitlessly struggles to put an end to the Gaulish drug trade as the junkies spread The Potion throughout the Roman Empire. Watch as Asterix and Obelix journey through a tide of bloody human suffering, fighting to stop their inner demons before they destroy themselves.

>>695
I just failed a very important test, cheer me up.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 13:21

>>694
It's okay, it might well still be redeemable. Even if it isn't and you just failed your entire education, you can still become a hermit or something.

Anyway, here's something nice and fluffy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEVR9VAH6nU

>>696
I demand that you make one post in every thread on Tohno-chan's secret textboard (ttp://tohno-chan.com/txt/)

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 15:07

>>695
Done

>>696
I demand that you make a new thread on Tohno-Chan's textboard and make it a good one

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 18:03

>>696 Done
>>698 I demand that you age

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 20:50

>>697 No, I won't... I shan't... I... no... nooo aaaaargh...cannot...submit...to...pushy...web user... uuurk

>>699 I demand that you demand something of >>700 without using your keyboard

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 21:05

on screen keyboard

post a photo of something in your room. yourself if comfortable

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 22:22

>>699 I drew a dragon on my butt ttp://s11.postimage.org/yd88ipzbn/Photo_on_2012_08_22_at_23_20_3.jpg

now you do something for me >>701

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 09:47

>>700
I threw together a juke style track for your dragon ass tattoo
http://iiichan.net/boards/music/src/dragonasstattoo.mp3

>>702
I demand you play my track back at ridiculously high volume and dance around the room like crazy.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 17:52

>>701
Well gee, I sure felt silly doing that. About half way through it dawned on me that it wasn't actually a tattoo at all. Nicely done with the music, though.

>>703
I demand that you make your demand in the form of a puzzle; perhaps a simple code or some such.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 01:38

Well the next poster (>>705) always tells the truth or always tells lies, what must you demand so that you figure out what he is?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 07:10

>>705
Are you the guy who's replying to this comment?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 08:42

>>704
No, I'm a girl. And that's a question, not a demand.

>>706
I demand you send "I love you" in reply to the next person that messages/texts you and report the results here.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:31

>>705
Did this even before your request and now nothing is going to make sense for a while.

>>707
I demand you read some works by Hans Vaihinger and tell DQN your opinions.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 18:29

>>706

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　I'm not going to do that.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　And there's nothing you can do about it !
　　　　　|

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

>>708
I demand that you pretend you haven't seen me.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 13:23

>>709
I demand that you select a number between 1 and 764 (perhaps use a random number generator), find the corresponding post in the Post Your Current Thought thread and create a new thread based on it. You must post what number it was.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 13:51

>>708
I chose 328 off the top of my head and created this:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352208362/

>>710
I demand that you attempt to redeem my thread.

710 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7007 14:07

>>709
I tried.
>>711
Go down to your local 7-11 store and buy something cheap that would be mildly comforting for you. Your favorite tea perhaps?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 11:35

>>710 we don't have 7-11s here but after I signed on I went and bought a vanilla frijj, it was mildly comforting

>>712 give me a song i probably haven't heard before

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 16:58

>>711
http://grooveshark.com/s/Nice+Weather+For+Ducks/4M2BT?src=5
Enjoy!

>>713
I demand that you describe a particularly interesting object near you in nauseating detail.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:05

>>712
my toe. long, fat, round, stubby, stiff. *cracks toe knuckle* seems to have a wart near the top. nail's edge is rough and crude

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:07

>>715
add me on steam and play dota2 with me. its okay if you don't have it, i'll gift you a copy. steam name = sabitsuki steam id = sicp

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:42

>>714

No.

>>716

Drink nothing but tea all day.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 19:48

>>715
Certainly. Earl Grey it is.

>>717
I demand you tell me what 3DS games to buy.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:11

>>716 The new pokémon ones? I don't know any DS games sorry

>>712 That song got played often on mainstream radio a few years ago, pretty sure it was even on one of those "now that's what I call music" compilations or something. Good song but poor effort >>712!

>>718 pick a sex position for me to try sometime soon.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:31

>>717
'Bumper Cars'

>>719
Tell us about the shadiest situation you've ever been in.

719 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 01:02

>>718
Buying booze for a British twenty year old. He was always mad that anytime he came to the states it was suddenly not legal for him to drink. So he paid me a little to buy it for him.
>>720
Draw a picture, with pencil, of your favorite AA character and show us it.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 01:06

>>718
My life is ridiculously tame, so nothing too shady. One time I drove without a license to my friend's house an hour away to watch a movie (which he probably downloaded illegally). I was running late so I drove dangerously over the speed limit.

>>720
Do something shady and tell us about it.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 02:26

>>719
http://i.imgur.com/KSCjK.jpg
Here you go. I'm sorry it's not that great.

>>721
Rub your hands together

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 03:03

>>721
Alright. I laughed evilly while I did it too.

>>723
Play Dota2 with me. http://steamcommunity.com/id/sicp

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:24

>>722
Dota2 a shit.

>>724
Play Dota2 with >>722

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:31

>>723
I don't want to!

>>725
Tell me some cool IRC channels

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 08:23

>>724
#coolircchannel on Rizon.

>>726
I demand you start a new QUALITY thread on DQN and get at least 37 replies.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 10:44

>>725
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352371272/

>>727
I demand that your entire post consists of less than 25 characters.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 12:22

>>726 ok
>>728 post mittens!

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:24

>>727
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

>>729
I demand that you find me pornography involving mittens. If you cannot find any, you must draw it in MS paint.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:25

>>728
http://i.imgur.com/HvgVK.png

>>730
play dota 2 with me. my steam id is earlier in this thread. if you deny this request, then write a 700 word minimum essay about the most shameful thing you've done in your entire life

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:04

>>729
i peed my pants x 175

>>731
Give me your blessings

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:32

Je te blessure

>>732
I demand you find me a way to convert .dcr files into .swf

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:16

>>731
http://www.brothersoft.com/downloads/dcr-to-swf-converter.html

>>733
I demand that you write an inflammatory post targeted at >>723,730 for me.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:20

>>732
>>723 : Appendicitis!
>>730 : Phlebitis!

>>734
I demand you tell me why cmus isn't reading .mp4 and .m4a files even after I installed libmp4v2.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 06:36

>>733
Do you have faad? I think libmp4v2 just handles the container.

>>735
I demand you look out your window for a minute or two.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 10:27

>>734
There are about 80 raindrops hanging from the underside of my balcony rail. Also, putting the Revoltech Woody on the windowsill may have been a bad move. His rapeface makes looking out past him quite uncomfortable.

>>736
I demand you link to an a cappella version of one of your favourite songs on either Youtube or Nicovideo.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:25

>>735 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGr0auEuJNs

>>737 I demand a Nissan GT-R NuR spec.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 15:37

>>736
http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/topic/236553-brand-new-nissan-gtr-nur-spec-engines-rb26dett/
This do? I seriously don't know shit about cars.

>>738
I demand that you post a picture of the most beautiful thing you can think of.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 00:28

http://tinyurl.com/mc59wf

>>739
I demand that you do not post mittens

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 12:25

>>738
( ﾟ mﾟ)

>>740
I demand that you cheer me up somehow.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 00:04

>>739 Do you like when 8-bit games get reviewed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIGY0sYAqHo&feature=results_video

>>741 I demand to know what is the 2nd item on your Christmas wish list.

741 Name: Sagat : 1993-09-7020 04:57

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742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 16:23

>>740
A nice frilly dress. Note that this is very much a wish list; I don't really expect to receive one, sadly...

In other news, I just noticed that the link in >>728 no longer works. This must be rectified post haste.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

>>743
I demand that you recommend me a good Minecraft server, if you know of any. Alternatively, I demand that you build a giant mitten sculpture in Minecraft and post a screenshot.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 16:44

>>742
I don't play Minecraft too often anymore, but I could suggest Desucraft - if it's still up.

>>744
I demand you tell me in at least 100 words why you post on DQN.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 05:33

>>743
The question "why" can be approached from several different angles. I might answer, "because I have the ability to do so" or "because I have the opportunity to do so." But ability and opportunity alone do not yield an effect. I could say that I post in order to externalize my thoughts or for some feeble sense of community, but neither one of these motivations is an end unto itself. bla bla bla bla pera pera because it's fun bura bura bura bura pantsu DQN LOL oh god has it been a hundred words yet nope two more ok done.

>>745
more mittens pls

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 05:45

http://chronicle.com/article/The-Evolutionary-Mystery-of/135762/

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 18:03

>>744
FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU SEEK TO QUESTION MY DEVOTION TO COLLECTING PICTURES OF TOUHOUS WEARING MITTENS?

GAZE UPON MY COLLECTION! GAZE UPON IT AND WEEP!

>>747
I DEMAND MORE IMAGES OF CUTE GIRLS WEARING MITTENS. FEED ME! FEEEED MEEEEE!

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 23:36

>>746 ttp://rule34.paheal.net

>>748 I demand an alternative to the law of supply and demand.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 00:08

>>747
Trickle down economics, if we give the richest people all our money we will in turn be payed a living wage.

>>749
I demand you find me all of the references to mittens on the wayback machine 12chan.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 16:11

>>748
Couldn't even find one. Sorry.

>>750
I demand that you draw a picture based on your captcha.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 16:29

interrupted with Smoopy rape, which due to extreme pleasure quickly turned consensual. Both the Malay girl and claw

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7033 00:35

>>749
http://i.imgur.com/hEsXk.png

>>750
Man I was so drunk last night I posted completely in the wrong thread

>>751
I demand that you write a short poem based on your captcha.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7033 12:53

>>751
The perturbation
Of his public masturbation
Affects the whole nation
What the hell is quibation

>>752
I demand you tell me whatever it is you last held between the thumb and forefinger of your left hand.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7033 13:46

>>752 A joint of UR-144

>>754 Check out this song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj13Y_H6lDo

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7034 18:35

>>753
Interesting and not at all unpleasant, but probably not the sort of thing I'd listen to more than once.

>>755
I demand that you spend five to ten minutes reading about chaos theory and report back what you understand of it.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 08:57

>>754
I understood the parts about the butterfly effect and deterministic systems. Aside from that, fuck all.

>>756
I demand that you summarize the entire plot of the webcomic Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff in less than 15 words.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 11:12

>>755
How HIGH do you even have to BE to even BE that HIGH?

>>757
I demand that you find me a cheap (preferably free) way to keep my hands from freezing off at a computer without putting the heating on full blast.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 16:50

>>756
I hear these are high quality: http://www.amazon.com/quality-Black-Warmer-Mitten-Gloves/dp/B0038OD3Y0/ref=pd_sxp_redirect

>>758
I demand that your next demand be spoken like a true banchou.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 06:11

>>757
annoying fools like you make me want to KICK THEIR ASSES

>>759
die

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 06:14

>>758

No, I have things to live for.

>>760

Show me your last online purchase

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 19:12

>>759 http://www.humblebundle.com/

>>761 Give me the D

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 11:34

>>760
D

>>762
Tell me the best possible breakfast.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 12:12

>>761
A pineapple

>>763
Give me the kiss of life

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 12:13

>>761
Warm brioche, chocolate pillows, orange juice and a sweet cappuccino with sprinkles.

>>763
I demand you give me a reasoned, objective comparison of Crash Bandicoot and Mario 64.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 12:36

>>763
Mario 64 mainly recalls memories of frustration, as I could only play it when I visited my friend. Due to my lack of any home game systems besides a Gameboy, I was pretty inexperienced and died often. Thus I never got to play very long since we always played "switch when you die" style. Honestly, we were more amused at playing with Mario's face on the starting screen than anything else. We usually switched to Mario Kart, a game everybody could enjoy together.

As for Bandicoot, it is the game of sleepovers. My Kiwi friend was tall and lanky and lived in a big house. It was still sunny out, but we were tired of running so we piled into his room. The joy of middle school, no responsibilities today nor tomorrow. We planned on ordering pizza later. The Kiwi grew up in South Africa so he played us some native African tunes, but it failed to entertain us for long so he switched on the Playstation. Crash Bandicoot, switch when you die style. Neither of us had much fun though, so we switched to Crash Team Racing before I could really get a feel for the game. He had a multitap so all could play. CTR was much more fun and it soon grew dark without us realizing. We had pizza.

Oh wait, now that I've written this all out I looked at your demand closer and saw that it said "reasoned, objective." Oops.

>>765
I demand you give me an emotional, subjective comparison of Tetris Attack and Puyo Puyo Fever. If you don't know those games, then a comparison of Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 18:57

>>764 Tetris attack is such a fucking bitch, Never fucking answers her phone, and to top it all off, last january when i broke up with tyrone, GUESS WHO WENT TO HIS PARTY AND HOOKED UP WITH HIM? Tetris Attack.
Puyo Puyo Fever is a true sister and has always been there for me.

>>766 I demand you tell me everything i need to know about a 1993 Saturn SL2

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 21:44

>>765
I have a 1995, so you're gonna hear about the '95 and like it.
It has a plastic body and flip-up headlights. Had to rebuild the engine. Saturns are notoriously bad for piston rings. Certain parts can only be gotten from particular chevy dealers. Has this crappy hard-to-work-with double overhead cam. It's trying to be sporty and failing miserably. it's pretty gutless, but what do you expect with 4 cylinders. The company shut down like a year ago or more. I wouldn't want to buy another saturn after this one bites the dust. Not bad gas mileage though. Tank is 12 gallons.I guess the SL has an extra little door for rear passenger access or something. If you can get one that isn't really wound, for really cheap, maybe go for it.

>>767
I demand that you tell me how your weekend was/has been so far

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 01:56

>>766 It was excellent because I went to the Tampa Bay International auto show on Saturday and watched the Bucs game on Sunday

>>768 Do you live in Florida, or have you ever visited Florida?

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 01:59

>>767 YES.

>>768 Tell >>666-san about your breakfast

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 11:35

Well >>666-san, today's might've been one of my more notable breakfasts, although I'd still call it pretty forgettable. As I have numerous important interviews today, of which I am currently in an interval between, I awoke feeling underslept and nervous - yet also quite hungry. I was supplied a full English breakfast, which was most generous, but in the end I could only stomach one rasher of bacon, one sausage and one hash brown. Ah well.

>>770
I demand that you solve a sudoku as fast as you can and report back how long it took.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 11:59

>>770
7 minutes, 29 seconds. I feel somewhat ashamed considering it was only an easy one.

>>771
I demand that you attempt to remix or rearrange the tetris theme with whatever DAW is available to you.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 12:05

>>770
Already have, does this count? It's about 3 years old.
http://www.last.fm/music/Infected+Ear/_/Another+Shit+Tetris+Remix

>>772
I demand you buy my milk.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 01:41

>>771 No! I am lactose intolerant and if I drink milk, I will get painful diarrhea!

>>773 I demand that you rent a gun at a gun range if it is legal in your area.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 23:02

>>772
I live in a country where guns are illegal, but I did used to go shooting with my dad when I was a kid. I was most surprised by the recoil, it's stronger than it looks in the movies, even for small handguns.

>>774
I demand you bump 3 threads onto the front page that deserve to be revived.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 19:22

>>773
I chose:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1228838176/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1201355619/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1265773089/

>>775
I demand that you make your post through the most unorthodox medium you can.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 00:17

>>776 http://vocaroo.com/i/s08vwyNpcnJH it's in code

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 14:03

>>775
I'm afraid I could only find thirteen pine trees so it wasn't to full scale, but hopefully the aliens should recognise it anyway.

>>777
I demand that you attempt to fit as many biscuits as you can into your mouth at once and report back how many you managed.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 00:16

>>776
I didn't have any biscuits but I managed to fit 4 English Muffin halves into my mouth.

>>778
I demand that you write down at least 5 secret messages and hide them around public places for people to find. Bonus points if you tell us what the messages were or take pictures.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 16:28

>>777
After much deliberation as to what sorts of secret messages to leave, I ended up using some posts from the last Post Your Current Thought thread, namely:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/218,309,483,537,830.
I would've done it much sooner, but the weather has been dreadful recently. Ah well.
Anyway, I tried uploading the pictures as an album but imgur kept returning errors for some reason, so here they are individually.
http://i.imgur.com/JJqZXDL.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/d9HS2S9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n2jFSTj.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/JZWkngG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZTzgaPi.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/sBZYyqt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uU1krZB.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/3uSpL2d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nspHWW2.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/usyfPdx.jpg

Bonus picture: strange butterfly I saw while I was out.
http://i.imgur.com/XYCSe0F.jpg

>>779
I demand that you reinvigorate this thread with a nice easy, yet satisfying demand.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 16:36

>>778
You used my King Lear quote! Anyway I'll do it.

>>780
I demand that you roll on the floor like a stuffed sausage.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 17:31

>>778 Great choices of hiding places! Good job.

>>779 I'm about to smoke some salvia, and that is usually what happens.

>>781 I demand an anecdote about your best experience with drugs. Doesn't have to be a personal experience, could be about a friend you were with.

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