>>855
I'm not posting with it in my ass because it became too uncomfortable, so I'll describe it from recent memory. It was slightly arousing to say the least and not a feeling I've felt before. Anyway, there's only so much you can say about such a thing.
>>857
I demand you make a throwaway account on a random forum, make a completely off topic thread and post the results here
however esoteric or weird is up to you
>>856
Hurry before it's deleted
https://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3929521#post3929521
>>858
I demand that you give me an interesting topic to research in depth.
>>858
Well, I wasn't able to read >>857's research on eproctophilia because he or she hasn't posted it yet (as far as I know.) However, I did read >>857's thread on BBQ Brethren. This was more difficult than I expected as I had to make an account and wait a few days to get approved just to read it.
>>857's thread and subsequent responses was mildly humorous but I read it all without laughing, so I'll consider that demand fulfilled.
>>860
I demand you post at least 100 times in the thread "[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH".
>>860
One of my favorite text adventures is Slouching Towards Bedlam (http://ifdb.tads.org/viewgame?id=032krqe6bjn5au78) but you might already know about that. I also recently enjoyed A Dark Room (http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com).
A slightly more obscure text adventure that I highly recommend is Mastaba Snoopy (https://debacle.us/mastabasnoopy/). Oh, and Tower of the Blood Lord is pretty good too. (http://correlatedcontents.com/misc/Tower.html)
>>862
I demand you play one or more of the above games and write a short review here.
>>861
Mastaba Snoopy is both hilarious and horrifying. It is a clever amalgamation of weird Lovecraftian body horror and Snoopy.
If you think about it, the formula is not that difficult, and one that has been executed many times: take an innocent pop culture product which is overly mass-marketed (Snoopy, Garfield, Shrek, Minions, etc.) and transform it in a strange and horrifying manner.
Even if this concept is not exactly original, Mastaba Snoopy does a pretty good job of execution. One complaint is that the introduction is unnecessary, rather than providing an explanation for this Peanuts hell-world, I wish the game would just drop you into it without any explanation.
However, besides the lame introduction Mastaba Snoopy has pretty solid and entertaining writing. It is neither overbearing nor underbearing -- it is long enough to entertain but doesn't overstay its welcome. I think Twine is a great format for this style of writing, as the labyrinthine dialogue trees match the twisty maze of the Snoopy hell world. I'd love to see more text adventures like it.
Overall I'd rate Mastaba Snoopy 4 out of 5 Peppermint Patties.
>>863
I demand you post a screenshot of your bookmarks folder.
>>862
https://i.imgur.com/i543t6W.jpg
I hope this is satisfactory.
>>864
I demand you find me some interesting older threads to read through!
>>863
Please enjoy this selection of treasures from the Golden Age of DQN.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1310158763/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1266462475/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1268174692/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326488419/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1142123105/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360180067/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333120510/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/
>>865
I demand to know your middle name. If you do not have a middle name, I demand to know what you wish your middle name was.
>>867 I sang >>75's nursery rhyme with my glockenspiel in a church https://www.mediafire.com/file/6f7f0gnkdh5g6uw/Praise_The_Apple.mp3/file
>>868 I demand that you send a cheerful message to a friend you haven't spoke to in a while.
>>869 Oh yeah I did this the other day and forgot to tell you https://4-ch.net/img/res/1723.html#2886
>>871 Now you have to tell us a good joke.
>>870 A wee boy and his dad are in the bath.
The boy goes “Dad what do you call this bit?” and points at his earlobes
Dad replied "They call that your earlobe cos it's the lobe on your ear!"
The boy points at his eyelashes and blinks a few times and says “Dad what are these called?”
Dad said "They call them your eyelashes cos they're the lashes on your eye!"
The boy points at his belly button and says “Dad what do you call this bit?”
Dad said "They call that your belly button cos it's the button on your belly!"
The boy said "hmmm" went to push his belly button…
Dad went "NOOOOO!" and lunged towards him…
But he was too late… the boy exploded
>>872 I demand you stick your finger in your belly button and give it a proper good wiggle
>>872
Unfortunately I can't help you with that (maybe some other kind soul will compose something for you, or maybe I'll remember it in a few years), but I can give you a zip file of all the imgur uploads in this thread, in light of the fact that imgur is planning to remove old anonymous uploads: https://files.catbox.moe/ieakgq.zip
>>874
I demand an interesting thread idea!
>>879
Maybe not the worst but perhaps the most "cringe":
https://files.catbox.moe/988duo.PNG
This one is pretty bad:
https://files.catbox.moe/f47yw5.PNG
I demand that >>881 post the thumbnail from their youtube recommendations which has the smallest view count.
>>880
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1683879563092.png
>>882
I demand to know your score on this test: https://theinnocencetest.com/
>>884
140.15
>>886
I demand to know your results on this test: https://bdsmtest.org/
>>885
http://bdsmtest.org/r/PDGJagKz
Half the questions imply I have any experience in the bedroom or with a partner so most of my answers were neutral. Sorry for ruining your fun. (I'm not actually sorry)
>>887
I demand you shuffle up a TCG deck and tell me what you topdeck.
>>886 I got this one https://www.tcgplayer.com/product/84909/pokemon-wotc-promo-dragonite-movie-promo?Language=English
>>888 I demand you do a headstand against a wall for as long as you can and tell us how long you were upside down for
>>888
The best anime of 1996, without any doubt, is Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.
>>888
I think you should watch Famous Dog Lassie. I've never seen it and have no idea if it's any good or not, but I've heard good things about World Masterpiece Theater anime and 1996 didn't have a whole let else going on that I could see.
>>891
I demand you recommend me an anime from between 2000 and 2005.
>>891
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n01/n64/software/zelda/
I'm afraid it only has one Link, but it is from 1998!
>>893
I demand you tell me about your most beloved childhood stuffed toy (and maybe even post a picture).
>>892 Starting from before I was forming coherent memories, I carried around a teddy bear which was, for some reason, orange, with brown footpads, muzzle, and inside of ears. I called it "Cheesebear". For a time, I was quite obsessed with Calvin & Hobbes, though it was not in our newspaper and instead I simply read it out of anthologies of it we had on our living room boomshelf, and I imagined Cheesebear in much the same way as Calvin imagined Hobbes. I still have it, sitting in my attic, overlooking the stairs, but I'm not home at the moment and cannot snap a picture.
>>894 I demand that you draw your favorite non-dinosaur fossil creature. A simple MSpaint doodle with your mouse will do; don't worry about it looking particularly good.
>>893
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1686666508463.png
I have nothing but love for my girl hallucigenia. What an absolute freak.
>>895
Fuck, marry, kill: Beady Eyes, Clonepa, Grandpa. I demand your answer with full reasoning.
I scored 83, I thought I was a bad guy, but I checked only 23 statements out of 100 so there is a problem with the scoring. For double sure I checked this and got 23 means I am pure https://drdeenz.com/rice-purity-test/
