>>752 A joint of UR-144
>>754 Check out this song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj13Y_H6lDo
>>756
I hear these are high quality: http://www.amazon.com/quality-Black-Warmer-Mitten-Gloves/dp/B0038OD3Y0/ref=pd_sxp_redirect
>>758
I demand that your next demand be spoken like a true banchou.
>>759 http://www.humblebundle.com/
>>761 Give me the D
>>763
Mario 64 mainly recalls memories of frustration, as I could only play it when I visited my friend. Due to my lack of any home game systems besides a Gameboy, I was pretty inexperienced and died often. Thus I never got to play very long since we always played "switch when you die" style. Honestly, we were more amused at playing with Mario's face on the starting screen than anything else. We usually switched to Mario Kart, a game everybody could enjoy together.
As for Bandicoot, it is the game of sleepovers. My Kiwi friend was tall and lanky and lived in a big house. It was still sunny out, but we were tired of running so we piled into his room. The joy of middle school, no responsibilities today nor tomorrow. We planned on ordering pizza later. The Kiwi grew up in South Africa so he played us some native African tunes, but it failed to entertain us for long so he switched on the Playstation. Crash Bandicoot, switch when you die style. Neither of us had much fun though, so we switched to Crash Team Racing before I could really get a feel for the game. He had a multitap so all could play. CTR was much more fun and it soon grew dark without us realizing. We had pizza.
Oh wait, now that I've written this all out I looked at your demand closer and saw that it said "reasoned, objective." Oops.
>>765
I demand you give me an emotional, subjective comparison of Tetris Attack and Puyo Puyo Fever. If you don't know those games, then a comparison of Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros.
>>764 Tetris attack is such a fucking bitch, Never fucking answers her phone, and to top it all off, last january when i broke up with tyrone, GUESS WHO WENT TO HIS PARTY AND HOOKED UP WITH HIM? Tetris Attack.
Puyo Puyo Fever is a true sister and has always been there for me.
>>766 I demand you tell me everything i need to know about a 1993 Saturn SL2
>>765
I have a 1995, so you're gonna hear about the '95 and like it.
It has a plastic body and flip-up headlights. Had to rebuild the engine. Saturns are notoriously bad for piston rings. Certain parts can only be gotten from particular chevy dealers. Has this crappy hard-to-work-with double overhead cam. It's trying to be sporty and failing miserably. it's pretty gutless, but what do you expect with 4 cylinders. The company shut down like a year ago or more. I wouldn't want to buy another saturn after this one bites the dust. Not bad gas mileage though. Tank is 12 gallons.I guess the SL has an extra little door for rear passenger access or something. If you can get one that isn't really wound, for really cheap, maybe go for it.
>>767
I demand that you tell me how your weekend was/has been so far
Well >>666-san, today's might've been one of my more notable breakfasts, although I'd still call it pretty forgettable. As I have numerous important interviews today, of which I am currently in an interval between, I awoke feeling underslept and nervous - yet also quite hungry. I was supplied a full English breakfast, which was most generous, but in the end I could only stomach one rasher of bacon, one sausage and one hash brown. Ah well.
>>770
I demand that you solve a sudoku as fast as you can and report back how long it took.
>>770
Already have, does this count? It's about 3 years old.
http://www.last.fm/music/Infected+Ear/_/Another+Shit+Tetris+Remix
>>772
I demand you buy my milk.
>>773
I chose:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1228838176/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1201355619/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1265773089/
>>775
I demand that you make your post through the most unorthodox medium you can.
>>776 http://vocaroo.com/i/s08vwyNpcnJH it's in code
>>777
After much deliberation as to what sorts of secret messages to leave, I ended up using some posts from the last Post Your Current Thought thread, namely:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/218,309,483,537,830.
I would've done it much sooner, but the weather has been dreadful recently. Ah well.
Anyway, I tried uploading the pictures as an album but imgur kept returning errors for some reason, so here they are individually.
http://i.imgur.com/JJqZXDL.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/d9HS2S9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n2jFSTj.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/JZWkngG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZTzgaPi.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/sBZYyqt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uU1krZB.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/3uSpL2d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nspHWW2.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/usyfPdx.jpg
Bonus picture: strange butterfly I saw while I was out.
http://i.imgur.com/XYCSe0F.jpg
>>779
I demand that you reinvigorate this thread with a nice easy, yet satisfying demand.
Walking down the street past the seedier shopping centre my wife says "hey shall we get some salvia?" because she's never tried it and I'd told her about my previous fun experiences with it. Excited I said yeah great let's go and we went in and went to the head shop and as I look around i notice she's gone into the other side of the partitioned shop so I lean over to call her over but as I do the shop owner comes over and asks if i need any help so I panic and just ask for 60x salvia and leave again and we go for the bus and get home, excited to go into the salvia dimension again but this time to share it with my darling. I ask if she'd like to go first and tell her the proper way to smoke it and what to expect and she's like "I'm not an idiot" okay well alright here you go, and she starts coughing so i get her some water and then she's all "Now you've made me grumpy" and I'm like why what did i do "JUST FUCK OFF" and starts watching her TV programmes on my laptop so I pull the cable out of it and put some music and on and she flips out screaming turn your fucking shit music off "not until you apologise" i say and she starts throwing things at me and lunging at me and pulls the plug from my computer so i kick her off the bed and put the bedsheets and covers and mattress on top of her and tell her to shut up and she starts crying and i'm like i hope you're crying because you feel bad for being horrible to me and she says she is so i give her a cuddle and we make up then we start playing the playstation, i want to smoke some myself but it doesn't feel like the right atmosphere and in the middle of playing she suddenly says "I better do the dishes! so she leaves and i put some psytrance on and smoke myself, but just as i start to trip she comes through and starts talking to me and cuddling me and it ruins my trip. So I try again a bit later and it's not as good as previous experiences but I still turned into the waterwheel from a 1920s paddle steamer, then I played some more playstation with her helping her beat the hard bosses, why did >>781 assume i'm a teenager, just because I use drugs? i haven't been a teenager for a long time, in fact it wasn't till the end of my teens that I found better living through chemicals, that i changed from a depressed stay-at-home loner to a charming popular non-virgin haha, he's probably a prude who thinks drugs are bad, this is probably past 144 words now, though maybe it's more of a blog post than a stream-of-consciousness but then aren't all blogs like that? arf arf
>>784 Describe the key point in your life that you feel was the main transition from your childhood to who you are today, if you feel you have reached that point yet.
>>783
It happened a few years ago. I was on the bus on the way to school, and I suddenly realised how small everything was. I'm nothing but a tiny speck in a huge and amazing world.
From that point onwards, I never looked at life the same way, and honestly feel I've matured a lot from that one event. It became my goal to leave a lasting impression in this world. That was when I ceased being a child and began my life as an adult.
>>785
You simply MUST post Shift-JIS art in your response.
>>783
I'm a lazy-ass slob, a NEET, a hikikomori. I recently severed all social contacts with the outside world. How did I get here?
Well, in school I was a very polite, nice and shy kid who never skipped a lesson, who was doing everything he told to do. These properties didn't help with establishing relationships with other angsty prepubescent teens, but they didn't hurt much either. I wasn't bullied. Teachers and parents adored me. Girls probably too because I was cute and never harassed them. We were all together partly since elementary school, partly since middle school. Though as puberty kicked in we became less united, we basically established 3-4 people circles. I was rather successful, aspiring young man who wanted to study "something that has to do with programming".
Everything changed when I enrolled in a rather famous university far away from my hometown. I had to live in a dormitory with two senior students. I suspect that my father is responsible for this. He thought that it might teach me about life. Other freshmen lived in rooms with each other (plus an occasional final-year student who usually had a job and was busy with his stuff). So, my roommates were not only neither freshmen or graduates, but a rather lazy lot. The privilege of living with them was that nobody could demand a beer from me (I'm not even sure that somebody even did this). They were nice guys but all they did were playing games, going to the university or just hanging out somewhere.
We didn't even have a free desk that I could use to study properly. A "dining table" that was basically a torn off closet door doesn't count. It was greasy, filled with dirty plates, etc. The other was a computer desk which was usually occupied by those students. I spent a lot of my free time either in the zoo or walking some very long routes. In mid-Autumn I finally bought a cheap IKEA desk and got my old PC from the hometown. This is the point where my downgoing started. Attracted by the light of a display, repelled by the weather turning cold, I was paying less and less attention to the external world. It was a time of a crappy GPRS connection, but rather big LAN. Movies, anime, video games and a bit of browsing...
Eventually, roommates failed their re-examinations but didn't want to return home. They told their parents that everything was okay, had a part-time job, tried to restore their status as students. But they still lived in the room. With only one person formally living in that room I've got another roommate and then another. We only had a bunk bed and regular one. Fortunately, that fifth guy lived at his aunt's house. Those former students shared a smaller bed during night and disappeared during day, because dormitory head was trying to catch them. Their hiding was rather dramatic and funny.
Unfortunately, I hardly remember winter. There was something about being too lazy to revise, failing or chickening out from exams and getting a leave of absence. During this time my father moved to the city and rented apartments, I moved with him. During New Year celebrations my roommates were caught with alcohol. Those slackers had been restored as students, so this was bad for them. One of them lost his nerve and told the head to fuck off. Soon both were kicked out again (the other one later apologized), other ex-roommates were moved to a much less comfortable dorm outside the city.
During my half-year leave, I got a cable connection. Approximately at the time I turned 18, I discovered 4chan. It was still young and still good back then.
Thus my information superhighway adventure has begun. Slipping my studies more and yet more, failing to establish long-lasting contacts and feeling perpetually depressed, yet hoarding the slack and enjoying the digital world, I found my shelter. And yet I'm still lost.
>>785
Are you touched by my story? Would you shoot me or pat me on the back and say, "It'll be okay, you'll find your way through" or do something else? What do you reckon might be a fresh new start for me?
Don't worry, help is here! It's the least I can do after stealing your post.
I was touched deeply by your story, >>785-san. The melancholic tone really left an impact. I can sympathise with you easily, and have almost ended up down the same path myself several times. But if I may ask, don't you treasure the experiences? Sure, they may not have been constructive, but they certainally make a grand tale. My advice would be to figure out what it is you want to do for the rest of your life, and once you have discovered that, start planning how you will get there. I wish you luck!
>>788
Your task is to invite a non-DQN friend to the site.
>>778
Wow, amazing job! You fulfilled my demand better than I could have ever hoped. I think I may have written one of those posts but I'm not sure. My memory is terrible.
>>787
That was pretty embarrassing, but I did it. I really hope he likes it here!
>>789
I demand you write a tanka about your lunch (kind of like a haiku, the syllables are 5-7-5-7-7)
>>789
http://i.imgur.com/ooPEqgt.png
>>791
I demand that you write a short story loosely based on this picture. It must have a happy ending.
>>790
Charles was happy at last.
It had been a hard life as a sentient cactus. The desert was too hot, and there was nobody to talk to. The scenery was always the same brown sands, with the occasional visit from a tumbleweed. The humans, however, had it lucky. With their legs, they could walk all over the world, and see many wonderful sights. Charles was jealous of the humans.
But then, it happened.
The rain came, flooding the cities where the humans lived. They all drowned. Charles laughed (or at least, he would've, if he had a mouth).
The End
>>792
I demand you rate my short story.
Oh dear, I posted in the wrong thread! To apologize I fulfilled >>793's demand.
Quite luckily the school lunch today was a ham, egg and cheese sandwich with a side salad of pickles, corn, lettuce, carrots and mayo. I just put all the salad onto the sandwich and made what I call the Monstrous Sakata Mayhem! I named it after the principal Sakata who always puts salad on his sandwiches.
It wasn't bad. I'm not a fan of pickles or mayo so combining it with the tastier ham, egg and cheese made the salad much more palatable.
>>796
I demand you open up a folder of pictures you have taken, select 3 at random and upload them for us to see! (You're free to blur out faces and whatnot if they turn out to be personal pictures.)
>>795
http://i.imgur.com/X70DHgF.jpg
>>797
Take any physical video game you have and make a weird scene with it. Something along the lines of http://i.imgur.com/2YoVVvF.jpg
>>796
Oh god what am I doing
http://i.imgur.com/9fdjfxK.jpg
In other news, is that a TI-84 I see there? Ah, what memories! I remember having fun trying to get the most interesting error possible on one of those. If I recall, the best I got was from telling it to calculate the integral of a portion of a graph including an asymptote. What fun.
>>798
I demand that you tell me a joke or anecdote involving calculators.
>>797 Once in Higher Maths the girl who sat in front of me said "hey look at this" and typed 5318008 on it and showed me, and I was like "um okay" but then she turned it upside down and, well, try it yourself! I had a giggle.
>>799 Turn around and put your hands behind your back on the keyboard, and type your whole post like that.
>>799
800 GET.
I totally cheated and waited until I was alone. So I yelled it but the rain just kept on raining and the computer kept on quietly humming and nothing changes which is my problem in the first place.
>>801
I demand you give somebody a present! And tell us what it was! It can be small or big, something you made or something you bought. But it can't be something you were already planning to give away.
>>800
I noticed earlier today in an email from Steam that the game "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" was on sale. I'd been notified because it was in my wishlist. I decided to buy it, but instead of using it myself I gifted it to a friend who is a huge LOTR fan. Hopefully he'll enjoy it.
>>802
I deemed you hurry up and post in this thread! It's almost died several times now.
>>802
What role did religions play in relations of Europe and Middle East during the Middle Ages? Compare it to the events of contemporary history.
>>804
Answer this, or you shall face execution by being bored to death with history books. And don't you dare to cheat by secretly opening Wikipedia on your phone! I wrote related articles, and they are all wrong.
>>803
Disclaimer: I have not studied history in many, many years. Furthermore, as per the demand, I have not looked at Wikipedia or anything like that. Here goes nothing.
During the Middle Ages, Western Europe was almost entirely Christian, whilst the Middle East was mostly Muslim. There was probably a smattering of Judaism in Eastern Europe as well. The crusades, a set of religiously motivated wars between Europe and the Middle East, occurred around this time (I think). There was also the endless and completely pointless conflicts in England over Catholicism and Protestantism. Thus, differences in religion caused conflicts.
In contemporary history, Europe has become more cosmopolitan, with members of many different religions coexisting. Furthermore, atheism is at an all time high, and people's attitudes to, for instance, converting from one religion to another, are extremely lenient when compared to the Middle Ages, showing that religion is not as important as it was. The Middle East is still almost entirely Muslim.
The most notable war involving Europe and the Middle East in modern times is still ongoing, so I'm not sure if it even counts as "history" yet. At any rate, the Middle Eastern side largely claims to be religiously motivated, whereas the European side has no religious aspect whatsoever.
>>805
I demand that you find your nearest living being and lick it.
>>804
I was going to weasel out of this by licking my arm and writing that it's slightly salty, but then my cat jumped on my knees. So I liked its neck. It had a neutral taste, my mouth is full of fur, and I got a scornful glance in return. The one that cats usually give to overly excited dogs in youtube videos.
>>806
Find a way to write your response and demand whilst being upside down. Describe how you did it and how it felt.
>>804
I licked my girlfriend after reading this a few days ago but never replied to this thread due to sex.
>>805
I'm lying on a couch writing upside down with my phone. I feel dizzy and silly.
>>807
I demand you revive this thread with a question or advice or both!
http://4-ch.net/love/kareha.pl/1326265053/l50
For SAoVQ's >>280, the rabbits are a symbol of promiscuity and fertility. >>280 has a lot of pent-up sexual energy but deep in his heart of hearts, >>280 knows the cold earth will soak up all of that sexual energy when >>280 grows old and dies, buried with his virginity.
>>810 I demand that you get this party started
>>811
http://keatscollective.bandcamp.com/track/strawberry-lemonade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1F7vwcIN04
http://cs8.s140.coreserver.jp/tai/maru71/01%20i%20want%20you.mp3
https://soundcloud.com/ticklishofficial/rescue-me
https://soundcloud.com/t_e_c_h_n_o_m_a_n/techno_2_masterd-wav
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAvNNNEs0Ao
I could keep going but I'll stop there.
>>813
I demand you listen to my PARTY MIX, listening to each song for at least 1 minute, and write your impressions!
>>812
i don't think any of these (except maybe for the first one) are really suitable for a party other than a BOOM BOOM RAVE BOOM BOOM BOOM DRUGS LOL BOOM BOOM BOOM
i particurlarly liked strawberry lemonade and rescue me
>>814
link a picture of yourself doing weird things (you may black your face out if you don't trust DQN (hint: you shouldn't (LOL PAREN NESTING)))
Done and done!
>>816 Wear two different flavours of deodorant at the same time, every day for a week.
>>816
That implies an objective measure of beauty, but beauty is in the eye of the DQN. I find a wide variety of things beautiful, from abstract geometric cityscapes (http://cargocollective.com/atelierolschinsky/STRUCTURES-V) to glacier volcanoes (http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2733/4490423858_98cba8bf85_z.jpg). It depends on my mood. Other people, I'm sure, have their own ideas.
So, I think the most beautiful world is one where we would live as consciousnesses in a vast net with the possibility to create and inhabit any possible world. A world made by and for artists. You could visit the abstract world of Dali until you grew tired of the melting clocks and moved to a peaceful mountain meadow populated by lesbian catgirls. Of course there's the problem of beauty unable to truly shine without ugliness for comparison, so there would be a small handful of malicious denizens that found beauty in trolling, spreading guro and goatse around people's idyllic pastures.
>>818
Imagine the ugliest world possible, and tell me all about it.
>>817
Your world sounds a little like the Metamorphosis of Prime Intelligence. If you haven't already, give it a read.
My ugliest world is a sand field. The sand is dirty. You can barely see the surface of the ground because it's covered in rotting wood and rusted metal. The only lodging is trailers, and the trailers are dusty and filled with spiders. They're filled with coupons from 1998 and empty bottles of Gatorade. The only work is lifting and rearranging to rotting wood and rusted metal. It smells like dust everywhere. The only entertainment is MTV.
>>819
Take a thousand dollars out of your bank account and spend it on a fancy watch.
>>819
http://minecraft.net/classic/list
Choose solidus server deaths, it's my server I built it from a poweredge 4600 and a dimension 5000
>>821
Set up a proper network of virtual machines to represent an internet: RNS, DNS, router, client, server, and NSA logging machine.
http://i.imgur.com/qs2AFrV.jpg
I demand that you find me an interesting and relatively obscure website to look at
>>823
http://www.ibiblio.org/lifepatterns/
>>825
I demand that you edit a Wikipedia article, somehow including the word "superstructure". Bonus points if it's an actually helpful edit.
>>824
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Very_Important_Person&oldid=597671767
I doubt it will stay there.
>>826
http://opaltapes.bandcamp.com/track/melting
I demand you listen to this track and write a review.
>>834
22:42 The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch
4-ch.net
22:38 GUNSHOW ARCHIVE
gunshowcomic.com
22:38 Gunshow - Dogs Rule
gunshowcomic.com
22:38 Gunshow - Cool Frog and Dolphin
gunshowcomic.com
22:37 don't get mad at video games - Google Search
encrypted.google.com
22:37 Cheap Arduino Module kits & Single-Chip Microcomputer Diy Supplies for Sale - DX
www.dx.com
22:09 Monotora - Battlelog / Battlefield 4
battlelog.battlefield.com
22:09 2835825_570_321.jpg (570×321)
sverigesradio.se
22:08 Battlelog / Battlefield 4
battlelog.battlefield.com
22:08 Welcome - Nectarine Demoscene Radio
www.scenemusic.net
>>835
I demand that you show us what is in your drawer.
>>836
Another day, another dance, another dead guy. I cantered about the stage, twirling an elegant fan. The small audience cared not for these aesthetic trappings.
"Just get him out here already!" a burly man shouted.
"Quiet, it's only going to take longer if you interrupt her," his smaller man bespectacled companion whispered angrily. I nodded silently. I was as bored as they were, but if I didn't do the dance right, nothing would happen.
After a few more minutes of whirling about, I finally felt the heaving in my chest. I froze and dropped my fan, then my whole body slumped down like a puppet. Somebody else raised my head back up.
"Who summons me?" a deep voice demanded through my mouth.
"Tell us where the money is!" the burly man shouted, "or we'll kill your family!"
"You dare disturb the afterlife to make empty threats?!" I boomed in a terrifyingly deep voice. "The idle matters of the living mean nothing to me."
The smaller companion with glasses was unimpressed. He stepped forward to speak.
"Come on, Kenta. If it means nothing to you, why don't you just tell us what you did with the money? Then we can all rest in peace. Ha."
"You fool, money is as meaningless as life itself! Why should I remember such an insignificant detail?" I shouted back.
"I was afraid it might come to this," Glasses sighed. He snapped his fingers. Two grunts jumped forward. Before I could react they had pounced on me. They pinned me to thr ground and tied my hands and legs together.
"These are soul-binding ropes, Kenta," Glasses said, pacing evilly around my helpless body. "You can't leave this poor little miko's body until I untie her. And everything she feels, you will feel. Gongon? The knife?"
The burly guy stepped forward with an evil grin. He took out a knife and licked his lips.
"Hey dead guy," I whispered inside my own head, "leave this to me." I began rapidly chanting a ritual under my breath. The wretched gangster was getting closer. I concentrated as hard as a I could and finished the spell just as he was about to slice apart my expensive hakama. Suddenly I was engulfed in holy flames. The fire exploded outwards, burning the ropes and blasting the gangsters to the ground. I took advantage of the confusion to make a mad dash for the mountains.
After running long enough to be sure they hadn't followed me, I stopped to catch my breath.
"Phew, that was a close one," I said. "I should have known not to take a possession request from the yakuza. But they paid me so well!"
"I thought maidens were above material needs," chided Kenta, the dead man in my body. I blushed at suddenly feeling my mouth move on its own.
"Hey! You don't need to talk with my mouth, just speak to me in my head!" I scolded.
"Like it or not, we're sharing this body now," Kenta said back, still using my mouth. "Since you burned the soulbinding ropes with holy fire, we're stuck together."
"EHHHHHH!??!?" my cry of shock pierced the forest. The camera sharply panned out, and a flock of birds flew out of the trees.
"Be quiet, they'll find us!" Kenta said through me.
"You're the one using my mouth still!"
"I know, it just feels too weird...too intimate," he said, blushing.
"You didn't seem so shy when you were in scary-ghost mode!"
"Yeah, well, I was fresh out of the afterlife. Now that I've spent a few minutes inside a mortal, my old personality is returning," Kenta explained.
"Well anyway, I can't live like this!" I exclaimed. "Now hurry up and get out of my body! Out out out! Come on!"
"I wish I could! Isn't there a dance or something you can do?"
"I haven't learned such a high-level dance!" I protested. "I usually just do quick 1-minute possessions so I can help the departed's family have peace of mind...and make a bit of cash!"
"Well, you better learn how to get us apart before we have to take a bath together. Ha ha!" Kenta joked. I blushed furiously and slapped myself in the cheek.
"Stupid pervert!" I shouted. "OUCH!" we cried together.
(1/2)
After an hour of hiking, we came to a long stone staircase that led to a magnificent shrine.
"This is Rakuhei Shrine," I said, as we climbed the steps. "My friend Haruka Rakuhei lives here. She's a really good miko. She taught me that fire spell for self-protection! I'm sure she'll know a way out of this predicament."
We stepped through the torii gate at the top, and Haruka came running out of the main shrine to meet me. She was stunningly beautiful as usual.
"Oh Kanae, I'm so glad you're safe!" she said, embracing me. "I sensed the fire spell earlier. What happened?"
"Er...hi, I guess," Kenta said through my voice. "Nice to meet you, I'm Takahiro Kenta. I got mixed up in some...uh...nasty business, and ended up dead..."
"Some yakuza made me summon this pervert," I interrupted, "and now he's stuck in my body! Hurry up and get him out already!"
Haruka just laughed.
"Nice to meet you, Kenta. How does it feel to be in such a sexy young body?"
We blushed a deep crimson red. "Haruka! Don't say such weird things!"
---
"Once two souls have been bound together by cursed rope, the only way to separate them is by untying or cutting the rope," Haruka said, reading from an ancient scroll. We were sitting on the floor of the shrine library. "But this doesn't say anything about burning it with holy fire."
"How are we supposed to untie the rope when it's gone!" I demanded.
"Hold on. This next scroll mentions an emergency ritual for splitting two souls. But it can only be performed with a special fan from Gentokyo."
"Gentokyo? But isn't that where the yokai live?"
"Yep!" Haruka seemed way too excited.
"But that's dangerous! We'll be eaten!"
"Haha, don't worry! Kenta will be with you," Haruka teased.
"H-hey, I don't know how to fight Yokai, I'm just a ghost!" Kenta protested.
"So it's decided, we'll leave for Gentokyo first thing tomorrow morning!" Haruka said cheerfully.
"You're not listening!!" Kenta and I chorused together.
---
to be continued?
>>839
I demand you write a short fan fiction about my short story.
>>839
A+. Reading this fanfic was a truly profound, life changing experience, on a par with a native American spirit journey or taking LSD. The text conveys its message with startling precision and insight, concisely and unpretentiously, without obfuscatory language. The short length leaves the reader with a sense of wonder at what goes unsaid - the author may directly ask only one question, but the reader is left with countless more. Ultimately, the text is a demonstration of Absurdist philosophy, challenging the idea that a story must have a moral, point, or meaning at all. This idea, that the author need not pander to the reader's every vagary, is sure to usher in a new age of literature. My favourite part is the crippling sense of existential dread the reader is left with after reading.
>>841
I demand that you spend at least ten minutes reading about a topic you know absolutely nothing about and post what you learned.
>>840
I chose the wikipedia article on phylogenetics. It looks like phylogenetics is a discipline more or less defined by the use of relatively complicated math to study the evolutionary tree of life. Supposedly there's Bayesian inference and stuff. The NSF funds a lot of this. There's a specific (ongoing) project devoted to just red algae, called RedToL. There's a big sequence database called GenBank, run by the National Center for Biotechnology Information, part of the NIH. Also, taxonomy is somewhat distinct from modern phylogenetics. Cladistics is a branch of taxonomy trying to bring taxonomy into line with phylogenetics, and phenetics is a branch of taxonomy that ignores phylogenetics entirely. It looks like phenetics is on the way out, although neighbour joining is still relevant.
>>842
I demand that you shave your legs and describe how it makes you feel.
>>842
Done! http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1288889234/52
>>844
I demand you message "I love you" to the next person who contacts you via email, IM, or text.
>>847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKxarMc1_Kk
Isn't she sweet?
>>849
I demand that you bump at least one high quality old thread that you think deserves it.
>>850
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1514125464/
>>852
I demand that you list every present you receive for Christmas and give each of them marks out of ten.
Overall average: 7.75/10
>>853
I demand that you post something interesting in the /img/ image sharing thread.
