Why is this kid spinning around in his chair
Oh Espy I hope I do well on my speech ;__;
So with Skyrim, what did you all choose, Stormcloaks or Empire? I don't know which I should choose. The Empire did not really have a choice in the matter. They would have all been killed if they never signed the treaty. And the Stormcloaks seem to be fighting for freedom. But I have seem Empire soldiers do some pretty horrible stuff, and one Stormcloak told me they were going to go all genocide on all Elves. Fuck that! I don't know which to choose. Can I just not make a choice for the whole game?
>>241
I bet, you did well! Anyway, you could punch that kid in the face or turn his chair over. It would certainly shake up the audience and capture its attention.
>>242
But it's important. It's like upcoming elections of Putin. Most of the people feel indifferent. On the one hand, they don't really want that guy back, on the other hand, there aren't any good candidates. It isn't possible to vote against all which was an option in the 1990s.
So, Skyrim-wise, the Empire got its butt kicked, but not entirely. Under White-Gold Concordat worship of Talos has been banned which upset the Nords. You might find this offensive because you're the Dragonborn. So, getting rid of Empire and Thalmor presence altogether might seem as a good option.
But then again, Stormcloaks are nationalists, who pretty much dislike anyone but Nords. Also, the Stormcloak rebellion is actually beneficial for Thalmor. They can easily crush weakened Empire and Skyrim (or control Ulfric, which means that he'll have to take it in the bum and pretend that he likes it).
Hopefully, these aren't spoilers. I barely started that story line. Anyway, you can simply play as a maniac and murder every Altmer you meet.
> Can I just not make a choice for the whole game?
Yes, you can just not make a choice for the whole game. The problem with these open-ended RPGs is that it is hard to give them a satisfying conclusion. Either you exhaust all the quests and leave the player going “welp this sure feels empty and meaningless now” or you pull a Fallout 3 and leave the player going “I wasn’t done with the game, assholes!”
What I am getting at here is that if you do this, then there is danger that you'll be tempted to start from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
> Anyway, you can simply play as a maniac and murder every Altmer you meet.
DAS WAISIS some Altmer are cool
Or, you could play a true maniac and murder every living creature you meet. First you hide in the shadows, killing one thing at a time, until you are a strong enough beast to simply waltz into town, guns blazing. You can not find peace until every creature in the world has died at your hands. And only then will you know what it is to be are truly alone.
>>237
Well, I own a copy of the Dictionary of Angels by Gustav Davidson. It's quite a comprehensive dictionary and it would definitely include a line or two about Marbuel if he appeared in any respectable occult literature, and it didn't.
Though he's mentioned in the Secret Teachings of All Ages, as a "lord of the mountains."
Magic is a tricky thing, but without some developed "powers" I think you'd have more success summoning an egregore than a relatively unknown daemon whose name was only revealed through a referral.
I really like this person I've been talking to online, and they like me. However, I don't know the person's gender, and I don't know a good way to ask... "she" talks as a girl does online, but there's also a lot of "traps" online these days... Call me oldfashioned, but I like girls, yeah? Hrm.
>>250
Why does that make you sad? Loli is wonderful and heartwarming!
Fruit is evil. ;_;
I keep causing double posts in the "solve the question above us" thread and it makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable.
I wonder if Mangosteen (?) tastes better than Carrot Juice
OH GOD I CAN'T SLEEP BUT WHAT IF I GET BAGS UNDER MY EYES AND HE WON'T LIKE THAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the trial was good
teehee i answered the door to the postman but i forgot i was still wearing my death mask from last night and he gave me a funny look
This tea is pretty mediocre.
What's the best way to dispose the body of a dead insect?
Should I bury it? Throw it in a furnace? Feed it to the pigs?
Maturity has given us thick skin and some level of acceptance of everything abnormal and offensive. And so there is an ambiguous zone that pushes against the boundaries of our surface tension. It hovers in that awkward space between subtle comments and outright insults, and we are thrown into confusion. Should we accept it? Should we be offended or expand our own worldview?
The quote pole. Gratitude. Traditional porpoise. Sympathy castle character development, why don't you pencil it in your fader synth? Amity toward positions of power walking in shadows proportional clam painful to naturally phone guitar paper clips camera curtained the chick strainer. Helen and benches of chamomile positivity. Impractical felt balls with khaki tarps and city thoroughfare. Friendly grass-stains strum guitars of candle trips proportional listing touching expenses underneath fiddling ropes or rubber bands of oppressed expression. Spiraling chains, Ouroboros reactions, classy lemonade pitchers, pink impertinent camera proportional bleach whisks drawn blinds word vomit. Underneath purpose broken dreams troubled personalities climbing between vines, walls of reality, squares of challenging humor that becomes drama, that most uncomfortable place between mirth and depression. Cicadas, unpleasant implants, sympathetic oils of choreographed potion hangers.
To whoever gets their pubes all over the walls and ceiling of the showers:
Please, make me your disciple.
I could probably paint with the my uncircumcised penis.
Analogue: A Hate Story hasn't lived up to Christine Love's previous games.
This thread effectively has more than 4200 posts. That's a lot.
>>274
Try it. You would not lose anything in doing so.
I am at that college I steal food from. I have to TOR my way around their (shit) security. I do not understand how the majority of these people are the same age as, or younger than, me. It is not just the foreigners, -in fact it is mostly the Americans- but I can not look at any of these people with out thinking "These people are built like fucking Nords." I can see them all in my minds eye wearing plate armour, drinking Nord Ale and singing about how they are going to kill all the Stormcloaks.
>>275
I'm Norwegian-American, but I don't have blonde hair or blue eyes at all... boring black hair and brown eyes
>>275
Why do you always post the same exact thing both in here and the SAoVQ?
Maybe the religious right needs ten billion human sacrifices in order to summon the being they actually worship.
My hands are freezing. Fucking cold!
I just pooped something horrific
"Amnesia: The Dark Descent" is too scary. I don't even WANT to put the orb together any more.
Why did she buy me all of those games
I've got my ticket. I'm ready to fly. OK, actually not. I hate flying.
I'm scared of everything.
Don't panic.
The BASIC instruction INKEY$ rhymes with 陰茎.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipette
> A pipette (also called a pipet, pipettor, PIPETMAN...
> PIPETMAN
WHAT
I'm so relieved right now, I feel like I just dodged a bullet.
Namecheap seems like a good company. Also my birthday has really snuck up on me. I really do not wish to become 21.
>>292
Hawaii. I will eat too much raw poke, giving myself mercury poisoning. With that going on, I'll look for a job worth relocating for (there won't be one), spend my days hunting rats and trying to catch a pig, and be forcibly dropped off at the airport by relatives at the very last minute (having lost my rental car). I won't be welcome back for some time due to my erratic behavior.
Wait. Maybe I won't eat so much poke...
I'm being individualistic! Look! I am different than everybody else and am bringing attention to myself to show off my individualism!
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NAME AND TRIPCODE?!
Gimme all your pipettes and mittens or I'll make you feel slightly uncomfortable!
>>299
It's cute. And your secure tripcode is totally cool. "FEk lOVE" is something a person with coprophilia would love to have. No offence meant!
But if everyone uses a tripcode you fade into obscurity in a sea of name-ness. We have the weapons at our disposal. We just never use them.
Why can't I get back to sleep?
Only two people should be allowed to use tripcodes.
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
This thread is much too silly. Even by /dqn/ standards.
People expect too much of websites now. If a website doesn't offer some sort of Web 2.0 customisability, people will customise it themselves client-side. If 4-ch was more popular, there would be all sorts of scripts to add rounded borders and gradients and anime characters.
I wish the Web was used to mark up content again.
Reimu Onee-sama〜♡
Oh man, what a horrible day this is.
Hmmmm to the guy in the answer questions thread asking about "must-watch" animes, I'm a few episodes into Paranoia Agent, it's really really good. I hope it doesn't turn out to disappoint, but I don't think it will.
And the theme is by Susumu Hirasawa, who also did the Paprika and Philosopher's Propeller soundtracks, he's great
>>313 i can't for the life of me remember what it was called, but a while back―and I think this was when the web scripting language of choice was Perl and mentioning CSS would have gotten you blank stares―there was a page that would let you mash up the content of one page with the style of another. It was only up for a short time (probably due to massive sideloading bandwidth from anyone who found it no doubt testing every page combination they could find).
In other words, you could browse CNN articles... with the genius HTML design of Gene Ray.
>>316 haha wow i would mix everything with http://www.yyyyyyy.info
>>309 Web 2.0 is bad. But even I have have been trying to learn CSS so I can revamp Channel4s look so that everything is smaller, loads faster, and fits more content/posts on the screen at a time.
>>319
I-what?
Once it's loaded, it's loaded. Nothing you can do client-side will make the website load any faster. Except for blowing in your CD tray.
To fit more posts on screen, hold the CTRL key and scroll your mouse wheel downwards.
Every girl I get into a pseudo-relationship is never to almost-never online on any of the sites they're on.
Probably because I'm a shut-in NEET ( ˃ ヮ˂)
>>319
This is simply preposterous. Pseud0ch theme is perfect.
>>311
Web 3.0 won't even let you decide what you are doing online and what you are looking for!
Anyway, just wait till the final revision of HTML5/CSS3 and full support by browsers. Everyone is going to mark up the web (2.0) again without that scripting silliness.
>>322
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with you, Pseud0ch is perfect. I can't even use a textboard without it.
Oh, I hate feeling like this. I just hope I didn't scare away the boy by being too neurotic lately.
>>327
We should get together and kill some people.
Having sex with the corpses is okay, but try not to leave much evidence behind or I'm leaving your ass to get caught, and if you rat me out I will find and kill you and everything you love and know.
>>326
Here's what happens:
Your browser loads the stylesheet in the header. In this case,
http://4-ch.net/styles/pseud0ch.css
This is a 5.88 kB text file.
Then it loads the page. You can do nothing to change the size of the page (unless you, say, had it stop loading at a fixed point). This current page, for instance, is around 7 or 8 kB.
Then it lays it out using the stylesheet rules. To see how fast this happens, hit View > Page Style > None, then View > Page Style > Pseud0ch (or your browser's equivalent).
Your browser is clever. Your computer is fast. All of this happens in the blink of an eye. In fact, it's so fast that people are stealing this technology for use in other places. For example, you can now use your browser's CSS selector engine in JavaScript because it's a lot faster than the old method of iterating through nodes.
Basically, Pseudo0ch is perfect. If you disagree, go to...somewhere.
I've tried out all of the other themes, but Pseud0ch is the most ballin' style you could use on any textboard. When I first went to 6ch I repulsed by its default MWN theme.
>>332
Agreed. Buun is fine too, obviously.
I actually think these text boards do the whole `Web 1.0' bevelled border thing pretty well. Anywhere else they look too cheesy or 90s, but it works perfectly for this sort of website.
Once upon a time... there was widdle boy named david bowie... and he had a
lot of money and respect... but he didn't have one thing.... internal
honesty... he was playing the music industry for whatever sound they wanted
to hear that week.... what they wanted to hear at the time bowie was
listening to iggy's demos... was another 'ziggy stardust'... only he
couldn't find the riffs in his head... he couldn't find the songs to sing...
he had the same old mumbledy-junk... but not quite the moped he was looking
for. Iggy came along... just then.... and he knew he had a daddy.... money
didn't impress bowie.... music did... and iggy had the music soaking out his
pores.... bowie put away his aretha franklin and tina turner records... and
started poring over iggy's catalog. He heard 'the stooges' and thought...
what a piece of work... wish i'd done it... then he picked up 'funhouse' and
said to himself... i've found ziggy. He dropped iggy into the entire psychic
framework he had made unbeknownst to himself.... bowie had found his daddy.
Now... bowie had listened to those albums once or twice along the way... but
he was trying to get albums by the beatles (those gorgeous blokes) into his
head... and didn't really have time for the madman from detroit. Iggy...
meanwhile.... was drunker then a skunk... going... goddamn i don't know how
the fuck i can get the record guys to buy this shit.... they'll ask me to
tone it down.... they'll ask me to sling it on 'andy williams'... they'll
ask me to do my tennessee ernie ford act for them.... and i
doanfugginwanna.... so... i'm going to go burn down cbs records.... and he
got a gallon of gasoline.... a gram of methamphetamine... and went to their
l.a. whorehouse..... when he got there.... some zootsuited crazy in dayglo
colors who didn't realize carnaby was dead said... oooh... igster.... we've
got a producer for you.... and iggy stopped... and went... who... joni
mitchell? bob krause? mick fleetwood? i don't care.. just get my record out
there.... and they said.... it's bowie.... and ig went.... bowie sucks....
and a healthy glint came into his eye... and he said... i'll make him my
bitch.
of course the record industry geek figured that this was some rockstar slang
for producer and didn't realize that iggy had just turned the corner into
the most storied romance of his career... not that it started as a romance
for ig... just a domination of another groupie... he knew that bowie was
hooked and looking for the raw primal street sound that he could only find
by listening to stones records and going to 'sweet' shows... iggy went back
to his motel room... and called james on the phone... and said... hey...
bring me some pizza.... and james knew that the love had gone out of their
relationship.... iggy twinkled.... and some fucking anchovies... i'm going
to lick them off your back... and williamson smiled because he knew that
iggy wasn't going to just dump him.
Now... at this point in time... you're going 'it wasn't anything like
that.... it was a formal antiseptic corridor where mitch miller told
iggy.... ok... we like your record... but we're going to have to have a
producer on it... we're going to ask around....
that doesn't suit iggy's mad power persona though... can you see the igster
nodding happily and going... sounds great... let's get right on it...
buttkiss buttkiss? neither can i. I can see iggy going FUCK YOU MITCH
MILLER! I CAN'T READ... MUCH LESS FOLLOW THE GODDAMN BOUNCING BALL IN FRONT
OF YOUR CROWD OF RAINCOATED URBAN SLIME. only he'd say it... like...
"RARRRGH MITCH... YOU kNOW I Don'T lIKe BoB EZrin"... mitch stank at him
gleefully from behind his hai karate... and iggy went.... i need a beer.
I think it would be better for this site if the font used was Comic Sans, so that people who happen across it would think "hmm this seems like a fun, friendly place to hang out" and would be less intimidated to return
>>335
Comic Sans is not the right kind of DQN. Mona is better.
( ゚ -゚) I actually write and use custom CSS files to make some of the old-tastic looking sites I visit look all shiny/milky like these horseshit "Web 2.0" sites...
( ゚ -゚) ... but I get bored and stop halfway so there's no use uploading them anywhere. Plus it's just not classy.
>You can do nothing to change the size of the page
Except, you know, like I said, use a different one. Like, one you write yourself. I rather like blue moon. It cuts down on the huge amount of spacing between objects on the page there for fitting more posts on within the screen, which is goo seeing as how my netbook is a horrible 800x600. But on other computers with larger screens and/or resolutions I use Pseud0ch.