sorry dawg, complaining about sage is something people do on that other site you're thinking of. it's cool here and is not, by any means, used to "make a thread go away". not every post is worth bumping for, particularly if you have a good troll post but know you're trolling.
Imagine: Naturally Space-dwelling alien species
>>525
I honestly do not know what it is some people have against sage. They get so defensive every time someone uses it.
>>527
It's because they're stupid faggots that don't understand shit and swallow the shit that gets fed to them on 4chan. They need to die.
Hey, buddy, my grandfather died of a sage infection because of the Coolidge Embargo.
Some of my best friends are sages.
I'm not sageist, but...
>>531
I know how you think you are pronouncing it, and that is not how it is pronounced.
sageist butt.wwwwwwww
Sometimes I wonder if my one friend is just a shorter version of me with black hair and a talent for mechanics rather than programming.
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have friends.
Lum is a beautiful alien.
Friendship is magic.
ANKH ANKH EN MITAK!
YEWK ER HEH EN HEH!
AHA EN HEH!
Life isn't so bad anymore.
C++11 looks beautiful. I should try to use it.
It is late. I should go to sleep. But I am up tryring not to think about how I know I am fired from my job that I like..
>>546
Same here, but I am up trying not to think about how tomorrow I must go to my job that I don't like...
>>546,547
Oh hey, me too. I'm pretty sure the "we never call you in, which means fuck off" is in effect.
Oh god. I have no idea where this is going. I want him to trust me and come to me for comfort, but I might be making things even harder for him.
But all I can do now is be patient.
So apparently the littlewhitebutterflies scanlation group was taken down by Turkish hackers. Why?
>>551 a lot of those type of hackers just push a few things aside and enjoy their few moments of free advertising/notoriety, expecting the legit owner to update their insecure scripts sooner or later.
Nnonononono they wont pick up when I call ahhhhh nono I cant be fired I cant I want to go to college I cant go without money no no no please no.
Ain't been no postin' goin' on in here fer a minute
slatchidge
wub wub wub wubwubwubwub
Dubstep farts today.
I really like it when people re-post my AA.
I've probably done everything I could. Still feels kinda bad, though.
Well, time to stop screwing up the rest of my life.
Remember when /dqn/ was for Elitist Superstructure business and /general/ was for chat threads? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>554
I am done being a neet. That is why I wish to work for money so I may travel the world. But helloo~ economic depression.
And yes, it appears that I am fired. And I have a last 68 USD paycheck to pick up. Which means I have to face the awkwardness of having to go back and say hi to the people who are firing me while pretending not to fire me.
>Oh hey we'll call you back in when we are more busy! Yeah!
Fuck them. there should be a law against this. If you are going to fire someone, say so. That way they can move of, get proper legal documentation, and get to finding another job. (If I/they are lucky.) Don't bullshit them and string them along because you are too pussy to look someone in the eye and say "you're fired."
>>561
You should apply for unemployment benefits in the meantime.
I should take it easy
These oatmeal and raisin cookies are delicious.
Reading this thread makes me think about writing a "When You're a NEET" parody song, but I am not sure how it would be received here. Also, effort. Meh.
Oh god it won't stop
Guys! Guys! Did you know that Tribes: Ascend went open beta?
Everyone can play it now. We could make a DQN clan (without ever sharing our nicknames, of course!) and fool around and skii a lot and reach many SANICS in speed!
Just think about it: skiing with jetpacks.
>>569
Wait, how can we make a clan if we don't share nicknames?!
Mine is Tokiko, let's be friends (‘◕‿‿◕‘)
>>570
We could share our experience in being fast!
I'm AlbertPorkins though. Glad to meet you (‘◕‿‿◕‘)
I recently came across a certain nondescript textboard and noticed a post which seemed oddly familiar. It turned out to be a post I had made half a year ago on DQN. I was pleasantly surprised. Here's the very post, in case you were wondering:
http://chansoft.heliohost.org/grey/kareha.pl/1326414668/62
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1238680718/779
>>575
Yes indeed, many strings of "w"s were had by all involved.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I want to have an omelette, but cooking is way too much work
>>574
Ever since you linked that, no perl scripts load on CS. What did you do?
6 people on /lounge/
I wonder if there's more. It feels like there's more.
>>581
You should probably count your alternate identities as multiple people. It's only fair.
beep boop i am a robot, bleep boop
We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, for they ain't no whales so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.
yay
That wonderful feeling when you finish a lunatic difficulty Touhou run and your hands twitch slightly for the next five minutes.
I miss Bun
So I'm observing him in a natural habitat of sorts. So much cognitive dissonance.
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v |b @u
I wonder if someone does craft vaginas somewhere. Like that woman who made those plaster models of people's penises.
>>597
It goes down for small periods of time every now and again.
I always have a miniature internal panic when it happens.
I wonder what this thread's 600th post will say.
I failed at being a mahou shoujo.
I wonder how much the introduction of the Dwarven Justice system in the United States would manage to lower the crime rate.
boug
>>563
I can't get unemplayoment bcause it was a minimum wage job that was also part time!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like how my girlfriend tells me she has nothing to hide. Then I read her Facebook messages because she accidentally left her session up on my computer and see that she lied to me about quite a few things.
She doesn't like when I smoke. I think I'll smoke more now than I ever have.
While I was browsing DQN my soup boiled over. A lot. It took ten minutes, half a roll of paper towels and a lot of sponging to get all of it.
There wasn't much soup left in the pot but it's pretty tasty anyway.
>>610
Eh. I'm not the type of person to lie under any circumstances. I'm highly critical of others because of it.
I think I'm going to wait until the DQN novel thread is finished and then I'll read it from top-to-bottom.
Hey guys what does miso soup taste like? I have box of the stuff make it with but I am afraid to try it?
>>612
Creamy carrot and chicken stew. Although I didn't use real cream, I just decided to mix in milk and flour halfway through, which is part of the reason it boiled over - adding the milk made it fill the pot too much.
>>616
That sounds delicious. By any chance do you live in Europe, have a lot of money, and want a NEET housema(id/te) to cook for?
Surely "NEET housemaid" is an oxymoron? I'd love to have one nonetheless.
>>619
Maybe (she?) meant to say hikikomori housemaid. A lot of people seem to have problems telling the difference between otaku, NEET, hikikomori, shut-in, autist, etc etc... they're all labels used to describe undesirables, in any case.
Misanthropy is understandable.
>>620
What if I'm all of those thing? Does that make me even more undesirable than the rest?