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1 Name: (´ε` )♡ : 1993-09-6708 18:02

Here we go!

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650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 14:56

>>649
I find the hypocrisy of many of the commenters on that post hilarious. "Man," the Comic Sans Defence League cry, "don't you have anything better to do with your time than to pick on a cute innocent font like the utter killjoy you graphic design geeks are?"
It baffles me that they never reflect on what that says about what these commenters are spending their time on. Who is the worse fool, the fool who posts a worthless text or the fool who reads and comments on it?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 18:06

A gentle, wistful sadness, evoked by the slow passing of things...
( ゚ -゚)

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 18:27

I spend a year and a half lovingly getting that project off its feet, and now that I've quit I'm yesterdays trash. Jesus Christ, when did hobbies turn into bloodsport?

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 21:02

I never know how to say things. I always come off as obnoxious or pretentious when I really don't mean to. So then I try to avoid that and I come off as pathetic and self-loathing with all my "I-It's okay if you don't want to..."-style qualifying.
I wish I could just type and talk confidently in a friendly manner.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 21:45

Tomorrow, I'll definitely get there tomorrow...

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 22:47

>>650
It reminds me of the age-old offensive adage: "Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 23:23

>>653
I know you're a great person. You don't need to feel bad about anything. Also, suffixing self-defeating retractions like that isn't necessary at all. Most of the time it ends up turning people off to your ideas, as it makes you appear weak and unsure.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 23:43

>>656 makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, though I am not >>653.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:35

Turns out that "sapient" is an anagram of "panties".

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:48

a dqn wants me dead. what the hell. i always saw you guys as family ;_;

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:55

OK. enough crying for now .

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 21:00

>>659
Don't worry. It's a dokyun. He might try to kill you with a razor, but he'll forget to plug it in.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:11

Hacked someones phone via bluetooth.
Got free porn. Don't give a fuck.

663 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6760 00:59

>>662
This is a mean thing to do whenever you invaded that person's privacy or just used up some mobile traffic.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 04:15

>>663
It's meaner to text "I'm pregnant" to random numbers.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 07:01

>>663
Shut the fuck up.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 21:42

>>665
That is a mean thing to say, whether you disliked that person's post or just hate them in general.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 02:59

I agree with both >>665 and >>666

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 09:05

Bluuuuuuuh

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 11:06

I should make words out of the following letter sequences:

English: 'etaoin shrdlu'
French: 'esait nrulo'
Spanish: 'eaosr nidlc'
Portuguese: 'aeosr indmt'
Italian: 'eaion lrtsc'
Esperanto: 'aieon lsrtk'
German: 'enisr atdhu'
Swedish: 'eantr slido'
Turkish: 'aeinr ldkmu'
Dutch: 'enati rodsl'
Polish: 'aoiez nscwr'

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 12:34

>>665
We expect you to commit suicide by the next week. Don't disappoint us.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 16:41

>>670
You are not welcome here. As long as you continue to be so obnoxious and intolerable, you never will be. Please leave.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 17:15

>>671
You might as well hang yourself.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 18:36

"Immersive" is totally a word.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:19

I don't know whether it's one person that's being a nasty jerk or two.

SQUEEKS DO SOMETHING

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:23

>>674
What if it is Squeeks?!

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:30

>>675
That's a horrible thought. I can't believe our friendly neighborhood poo-headed man-cat, so jolly and cheerful, would be so malevolent.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:30

I can never have a neko android. Such a thing won't be available within my lifetime. Even if it is, I won't be able to afford it.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 22:32

poopy pants

679 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 23:28

I asked about a culprit because mean things happen everywhere! It might be just a curse or even a murder! There is always a villain.w

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 00:09

>>679

>.w

Oh, great. Another annoying gimmick.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 00:42

>>680
Go back to your imageboard.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 01:40

>>677
They probably shed everywhere. With nasty synthetic fibres.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 02:51

>>681
Shut up, Tokiko.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 05:25

>>683
Go back to your imageboard.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 05:56

>>684
Why you mad, Tokiko?

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 10:05

How much shit would a shih tzu shove if a shih tzu chould shove shit?

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 10:20

>>680
Maybe it's a file extension.

C:\espeon\nanpa\villain.w

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 11:01

>>687
He used it here as well.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 11:02

>>685
Why did you think that I'm Tokiko?
I'm fairly certain that I'm not Tokiko.
Are you friends with him? Are you from /jp/ too? Get back there.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 11:03

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 11:05

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 11:09

>>690
Lol nooblet punk.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 11:39

The hate is too abundant. || How can I spread love?

Love is a feeling, is the feeling, is any feeling, which involves you and a person, the person or any person. The least risk is involved when you wait for the other person to make the first move, but then it might never happen at all. You can invalidate the opinions of people who don't love you, because you are actually a wonderful person; thus, there is no risk involved in having a go at achieving love.

Romantic is making the first move.

I will answer questions now.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 15:55

>>691
Huh. Well, that is rather annoying.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 16:16

Since when did /dqn/ become so hostile? I can't take it easy in such a belligerent environment. I'm talking about both of you, Tokiko and guy that hates Tokiko and Espeon.

Stop attacking one another and just let the juices flow.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 16:30

>>695
Speaking as one of the guys that hates Tokiko and Espeon, there's definitely more than one of us with that disposition. Nonetheless, I agree with you and >>693; this has gone too far already. DQN was a lovely place before Tokiko got here and it will be again once the bastard finally leaves.

I am not, however, willing to accept the possibility of him staying indefinitely. Have you seen the kind of shit he casually posts towards us? Why should we have to put up with that?

697 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 18:01

>>695
They are both from /jp/. Probably they are into some kind of perverted tsundere/yandere relationships or something like that.

You're the only one, >>696. I can tell by HTML formatting.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 18:29

This sort of meta-drama and attention is what Tokiko wants. Go lurk /jp/ for a few days and you will see is the kind of person to make ridiculous off-topic posts just for the heck of it. "Hey /jp/, why don't we put sage in the name field? It would be great! Also I know who 0037 is and I read shii's wiki so I know what I am talking about!" He knows he is antagonizing people and he tries to justify it with the usual, "Oh but I'm just trying to have an on-topic conversation and you're all attacking me..." defense. Even Jkid didn't try this hard to make an e-persona for himself.

I realize the hypocrisy in this post, but please just ignore him. He uses a (presumably quite large) VPN, so even Squeeks couldn't do anything.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 18:33

>>697

> They are both from /jp/

I've never been there in my life and, partly due to the begrudging fanservice you lavish upon it, don't plan to start now.

> Probably ... into some kid of perverted ...

I like how most of your rebuttals consist of these sorts of fantasies which appear more as self-projections than insults.

> You're the only one

No, he isn't. I actually just royally fucked up the formatting of >>690 because I forgot to change it to HTML. Don't drink and post, kids.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 18:36

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701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 18:45

Drama aside, this heat is killing

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 18:49

Thumbs up if you came here from /jp/ #4chan #thumbs ^.^

703 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 19:43

>>699
Regular dokyuns are usually aware of w, wakabamark capabilities and other textboard shenanigans. At least you know how to make your text green, right?ww

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:43

This right here. By derailing threads like this and this and even this one we're in, and talk about him, you're doing exactly what he wants. Fuck it. He won. You lost. The only way for you people to redeem yourselves is to completely ignore him from now on, WHICH YOU WON'T FUCKING DO BECAUSE YOU JUST LOVE ARGUING WITH TROLLS, DON'T YOU?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:48

>>703
Keep using your cute gimmicks. I'm sure you don't mind being a pathetic, most-hated user, so long as people pay attention to you.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:05

I wouldn't say i hate either of them, i just want them to go away, but my disdain grows with every post they make.

I don't think i'd really be aware of "tokiko" if no one mentioned him but espeon is very very annoying.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:11

I find Espeon sort of cute. He seems quite sincere and at least makes topical posts. If people didn't kick up a fuss about him I wouldn't mind him being here at all.
Tokiko is the real problem. He is very obnoxious. Whereas Espeon is probably a nerd in his twenties or thirties and knows the ropes of the Internet, Tokiko sounds like a teenager who read a Usenet FAQ and decided he was an expert in Internet culture. Now whenever he role plays his little romance with Espeon, it creates problems for everybody and turns Espeon into a bad poster. I don't really blame Espeon for this; it's human nature to reciprocate when someone is nice and gives you attention.

Tokiko, please. Stop this. Any single one of us could do exactly what you are doing. We have the same knowledge and an Internet connection. I am sure most of us have had a lot more time to do it in, since you're fairly new (which is fine). Please just think to yourself, "Why isn't everyone on 4-ch, /lounge/, /jp/... acting like I am? Why am I acting like this?"
I think the answers will surprise you.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:13

>>704
Perhaps it was the caps lock which did it, perhaps it was the bold text - whatever it was, I agree with you. I'm hereby ignoring any posts by Tokiko or Espeon. Hopefully we can put this entire unpleasantness behind us.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:21

Drama? Who cares? Because now it's time for some pre-season baseball!!!!!!!~!!!!&$^^%@$&!!!! Oh thank Jesus, gods, and the extra-terrestrial lizards that control Indonesian banking!

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIX DAYS OF HELL COMES TO AN END RIGHT NOW.

Finally there's something to live for again!

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:23

I'm sorry, Espeon? Is he a White Sox prospect?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:30

Some type of bug has bitten the everloving fuck out of me. The entire right side of my body has become one large itch.

Will you help me scratch, DQN?

Will you scratch the entire right side of my body?

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:40

>>711
It depends. What do you look like?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:46

>>711
I am very awkward and scared of touching people. Plus I'm an outright jerk, so could we compromise and I scratch the whole left side of your body? That way I feel like you're not just using me for my nails.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:47

>>712
People said I look like Brad Pitt. Except I'm shorter, chubby, bald, have a neck beard, bigger nose, beady eyes, no left ear, scar on my neck and buggers hanging from my nose. Will you still do it?

715 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 20:47

Hold it right here! Please, post in an appropriate thread! There is a specially crafted thread full of hatred and love to me!

716 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 20:49

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your lovely chat.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:50

712 is a really nice number. It's a kind of silvery greenish blue colour with white streaks.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:59

I think someone here is attracted to post numbers...

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:03

It's a real tragedy that such a quality thread as

>March 2012
>Tokiko still hasn't been banned

had to be tragically derailed.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:15

>>719
You completely missed the point, haven't you?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:18

Okay, I've subjected myself to an entire episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I still don't get what all the fuss is about. I mean, yes, I suppose it is watchable by kiddie entertainment standards, and some of the less obvious punchlines managed to raise the corners of my mouth by a microangstrom or two, but what's with the hype?

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:21

>>715
Typical insecure, probably overweight 30-something trying to bring the topic back around to himself.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:23

>>717
You have synaesthesia too?! Oh man! What color is 663? Or 3,054?? They're pink/reddish and blue/white for me!!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:29

>>721
You have to be autistic and sexually attracted to horses, I think.

Also, this is getting out of hand so I'm calling it now: Posts >>725, >>727, and >>730 will be about Espeon or Tokiko. Let's see how I do.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:33

>>724
I like to watch Precure. Isn't that the anime equivalent to MLP? It's aimed at little girls and it's about friendship and happiness and whatnot, so...

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:40

Anyone remember a game called Obliterator? NOT the sidescroller that was called that, but the top down 360-degree space shooter with the little red ship and weird enemies like "Fartazoid" and "Pekker"?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:46

>>724
Actually I wanted to comment on a clip of My Little Pony I was cruelly linked to by a so-called friend.

The art style is lazy and haphazard - completely unimpressive. From what I've seen, dialogue proceeds at a moderate pace, though anything of consequence to the plot is rarely said. Evidently there exists very little story at all, as the show relies entirely on per-character gimmicks to fill time. I mean, that's perfectly fine if you enjoy pointless small talk and modern pop-comedy (overuse of the word "awesome", for one). It leaves nothing to be discovered, though, and everything to be desired.

Each character interacts with one another in a manner typical of the same pop-comedy style which has somehow taken over most of the modern internet. That is, ``bromantic'' overtones and overreaction at the slightest subversion of an expected outcome. In short, it's tailored toward older audiences who practice ersatz homosexual relationships with their peers, usually from sexual repression or a burdening desire to find a social position in the world. Ironically, the very same attitudes capture children's attention so readily. This is because they are colorful and friendly, without being too deep or confusing.

But for grown adults to be glued to this there must be certain areas of consciousness missing; that which usually regulates the tolerance for redundancy, and another which copes with social complexity and the maturation of self. Really, there is no other reason for anyone above the age of fourteen to seriously enjoy a mediocre product of the advertisement era THAT much. It's sad.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:47

You know that thing parents do where they walk into your room when you're watching a movie with the lights off and berate you for ruining your eyes? Why don't they ever complain about the lights being turned off in cinemas?

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:09

I have two friends that are bronies. I really don't get it.

I mean, in a way, I kind of wish I was a brony. The fanbase seems really active and involving.

But I just don't fucking get it.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:15

tokiko and espeon are working together to destroy dqn from the inside out

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:28

.333 ain't bad!

>>729
A lot of fandoms have their hangers-on. Some people are not truly dedicated, but continue to hang out there merely because it doesn't shun them. Take anime, for instance...

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:39

>>731
Random fact: The Japanese word for hangers-on literally translates as "goldfish poop". My inner five-year-old will never cease to find this absolutely hilarious.

733 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 22:44

Why does that guy keeps thinking that I'm here to destroy DQN?
Is this some kind of mental illness? He doesn't seem to able to get over it.

And...
What if that guy... is Tokiko?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 23:02

Klingons on the starboard bow...

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 23:10

touch my pingas

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:00

I just sprung a spring.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:49

kanji for "woman" = 女
kanji for "noisy" = 姦

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I see what you did there, Japan.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 02:17

>>737 i thought the second one was kanji for "rape", but i only saw that in a shintaro kago thing

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 03:16

In Finnish, a computer is called a "number witch".

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 09:09

>>738
Looks like a lesbian three-way to me.

(this is a fun game)

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 09:46

>>737,738
According to WWWJDIC:
wicked; mischief; seduce; rape; noisy

I also like how 母 looks like a pair of tits.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 11:10

I hate it when I find a mistake in my post because I didn't bother to proofread it.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 11:20

>>723
663 is brown, fading to red towards the edges. 3054 is... messy, I can't see it very clearly, but it involves yellow and blue.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 20:43

Tilde~

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 07:10

Casa de Hellhole

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 10:13

>>

This.

747 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 10:51

Ironic.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:47

>>727
Your first paragraph reminded me of the "Type B" classification of anime otaku as referenced in this 2010 post on Sankaku Complex (warning: while the article is quite work-safe, the site of a whole is usually not).
I guess with anime's continually growing popularity in the west, and the growing moe trend within the anime industry, it would make sense that western animation fans, too, adopt the attitudes of the Japanese audience responsible for said trend.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 14:40

Why is my nroamlly speefdy internete so LWQOOO!?!!?!? aoiwj eo hfuckc aI aw v e ahd to mucf shouchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueawhgg

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