ITT we solve the question above us [Part 5] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 21:57

Somebody had to restart this thread. I hope it's okay if I do it.

You aren't mad at me, are you?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 22:46

>>1
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

>>3
What should I do during free time at work today?

3 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 23:29

>>2
Set your coworkers' keyboards to stunDvorak.

>>4
How can I change my sleep schedule? I can't simply go and sleep until it's waaay past 3 a.m.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 23:52

>>3
http://www.dustincurtis.com/sleep.html

>>5
Why did !ESpeoN/nPA switch back to linking post numbers?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 00:06

>>4 I don't care.

>>6 What would you like to try before you die?

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 00:49

>>5
Ketamine.

>>7
What was your introduction to drug

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 01:08

>>6
Drug? Never heard of him.

>>8
How long have you been a hikikomori?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 01:09

>>6 Ketamine is great, you're in for a treat! I was pretty much straightedge till I was 19 then I tried nutmeg in first year, then in the summer between first and second years of university I tried cocaine then marijuana. In 3rd year I took lots of ecstasy, mephedrone, ketamine, methylone and 2c-i. I read up about the effects and stuff before I tried them all though, it wasn't just trying them because they were offered. Best choice I have ever made in life, I really found myself and turned my life around for the better. Better living through chemicals indeed.

>>8 What is your biggest regret in life?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 04:01

>>7
I've never been a true hikki, but I have been a shut-in internet addict on and off for the past 7 years or so.

>>8
I vaguely feel like I answered this in a previous thread, but if so I have a different answer this time. I don't have any big regrets, but I do wish I had been more focused in high school and college. I always did enough to get an A, but didn't take the opportunity to push myself and really learn everything I could. Now it's much harder to learn what with being busy at work and lacking a learning environment, and I realize how easy it would have been back then for me to push myself just a little to learn a lot.

This isn't a big regret though, in some ways it's a lot easier living as an average guy with average knowledge. Sometimes I just need to admit that I'd rather waste my life on the internet than achieve greatness.

>>9
What is the purpose of meaning?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 13:00


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11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 15:37

>>10
Thanks.

>>11
What is your biggest criticism with Biblical Jesus?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 16:08

>>11
I haven't one. The Jesus of the bible is an amazing person with a lot of good things to say. The problem I have is with his soi-disant followers, who twist his words (and the rest of the bible) to suit their own ends. Of course, this also holds true for most of the Abrahamic religions. The Darqawa Sufi are intersting, but again, once political posturing kicks in, the whole thing goes down the drain.

>>13
i am too verbose please help

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 16:39

>>12 me too. Wear your wit like a pocket watch and only bring it out to shine when the time is right. Things are easier if people have lower expectations of you, but then you can dazzle them now and then and leave them thinking "hmm there's more to that guy than meets the eye"

>>14 How do you eat your creme egg?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 17:36

>>13
First, I take my creme egg and place it on a ritual granite stone slab which I keep in my garage especially for this purpose. I then stroke it gently on the side, before flaying it 25 times with a sprig of fresh parsley. Next, I hit it with a sledgehammer. Over the pulverised remains, I then drip a little soy sauce and manuka honey. I scrape what's left off the granite slab and feed it to my dog.

Haha, no, I'm only kidding; I just slam it into my mouth whole, chew and swallow.

>>15
What is your favourite obscure unicode character? (Hint: see here)

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 18:12

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 18:39

>>17 Did you know 17 is my favourite number, and that I was number 17 when I appeared on a children's TV show when I was younger?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 18:53

>>16
I do now.

>>18
What upcoming videogame release are you currently most excited about?

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 19:21

>>17
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

>>19
What, if any, posters do you have on your wall?

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 20:11

>>18 My walls are covered floor to ceiling in posters and pictures of favourite bands, art and graphic design stuff, other cool stuff, and a big confederate flag hung upside down because I'm into vexillology and get a boner for saltires, but I don't agree with what the flag stands for. My ceiling is covered in pictures my friends and fans have drawn for me.

>>20 What colour is your hair?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 23:50

>>19
Boring light brown / dark blond.

>>21
Clearly snowmen are better than religious symbols. Why do you suppose that >>15san said that✡ is better than ☃?

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 23:51

>>19
Dark blonde, though I've had a grey patch since I was a teenager (not sure why--if anyone knows, please tell me).

>>21
What did you get last Christmas?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 23:57

>>20
Because I am the Anti-Hitler, here on earth to reverse his evils with my own.

>>21
I got a Nook simple touch, some clothing, and some money. all I wanted.

>>23
What is your favorite #?

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 00:32

>>22
Browns.

>>24
What did you think of my joke?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 01:02

>>23 It was pretty good, it took me a second for the penny to drop, but I appreciated it.

>>25 Have you ever enjoyed any TV soaps?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 07:23

>>24
Does House count? I kinda liked it at first, when it was really trendy.

>>26
How do you deal with internet drama?

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 07:37

>>25
I ignore it and sometimes laugh about it. On the rare occasion somebody tries to start drama with me personally, I brush it off with a joke and ignore any further attempts.

>>27
Where were you at this moment one year ago?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 14:47

>>26 I was in my old flat, stressing about my honours project and dissertation. According to iTunes I was getting into the Guana Batz and getting into the groove with my ambient projects.

>>28 Would you rather be a cowboy or a robot?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 15:44

>>27
Robot, definitely.

>>29
What is the most interesting/unusual object you own?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 07:37

Hmm, I can think of a few candidates so it's hard to choose. I think I'll say an old change counter machine my grandpa gave me. It's a little red handheld machine with buttons you can click to increase pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters to count up change. It feels really nice in the palm of your hand.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 07:48

>>31
What's in your trash can right now?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 11:11

Trash, >>30. If you were asking for specific details, it's mainly empty cans, empty food packages, and such.

>>32, what's it feel like, being a power of two?

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 15:21

>>31
Fine enough.

>>32
What have you done today?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 15:55

I went hiking and worked on my COBOL interpreter.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 16:10

>>35
What do you wish you had done today?

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 17:25

>>34
Stayed home from school and slept. But alas, I have papers to turn in.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 01:44

>>37
why didn't I get asked a question?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 02:19

>>38
Why didn't I answer >>37's question?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 02:25

>>37 Because you're a big meanie!

>>39 Who is your favourite wrestler?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 15:27

>>38
I'm going to go with Arawat Sabejew, purely because he has a silly name.

>>40
To what degree do you feel that you are in control of your life?

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 18:17

>>39
No control whatsover

>>41
What's your favorite beverage?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 23:43

>>40
Green tea.

>>42
Have you ever been to counselling or therapy or that sort of thing? How did it go?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 01:11

>>41
Yes, and I'm still alive, so it worked.

>>43
What kind of music do you find mildly uplifting?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 01:48

>>42
Perfume. It is literally impossible* to feel depressed while listening to J-pop.

*not really

>>44
What were you doing five minutes ago?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 02:28

>>43
Watching this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjN8T-iJRpU

>>45
What's your favorite bagel flavor?

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 03:20

>>44 Bacon, for the irony. Actually I've never had a bagel before?

>>46 What's your poison?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 13:40

>>45
Thujone.

>>47
Fire, water, earth, or air?

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 13:59

>>46
Water. Gotta go with the flow.

>>48
Would you rather go without sex or without music the rest of your life?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 14:28

>>47
Sex, it's easier than it looks.

>>49
u ot m8?

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 14:29

>>47 I've already decided that if I ever went deaf or my willy got cut off, I'd probably just kill myself.

>>49 What are your thoughts on this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySPv9X-_QyI

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