ITT we solve the question above us [Part 5] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 21:57

Somebody had to restart this thread. I hope it's okay if I do it.

You aren't mad at me, are you?

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 01:31

>>500 Too bad. The oldest dude I wouldn't feel creepy doing sexual things with is 55, subject to status of hair loss and wealth.

>>502 What >>500san asked only for women/being-straight like he asked.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 01:56

>>501
It really depends on the individual - age doesn't have anything to do with it. What if I fall in love with a 70-year-old? But as a rule of thumb, I tend to find the thought of sex with anybody older than my mother (49) a bit creepy.

>>503
What's the youngest age with whom you wouldn't feel creepy doing sexual things?

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 06:20

>>502
Forty-three.

>>504
What's the oldest age with whom you wouldn't feel creepy doing sexual things?

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 11:46

>>503
My waifu is more than a thousand years old and I'm still fine with that.

>>505
What is the silliest sounding place name you know of?

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 11:52

>>504
There are some great ones here in Britain. I especially like "Gropecunt Lane", "Twatt" and "Sandy Balls":
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rude_Britain&oldid=364107106
I actually lived in a village called Pity Me for a while. That was a fun name.

>>506
What was the best restaurant you have ever eaten at, and what did you have?

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 15:44

>>505
Probably this place "Cava turacciolo" in Italy. http://www.cavaturacciolo.it/home.jsp
I barely remember what I had, except that it was multiple courses. I think fresh lake fish was part of it. Of course there was plenty of fancy cheese to go with all the different wines. The combination of chocolate with a dessert wine was particularly delicious. I probably tasted about 10 different wines that night. Good thing I wasn't paying for it.

>>507
What's the most expensive thing you regret paying for?

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 01:15

>>506
Passport. I'll probably never use it orz

>>508
What's something that the liberals have tried to make "socially acceptable" that you still find offensive/wrong/troubling?

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 00:54

>>507
Voting for a man based on his skin color as a way of showing that you're *not* racist.

>>509
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 01:14

>>508 My daddy is a skilled joiner and he just had a baby girl the night before last with his girlfriend, a baby sister for me.

>>510 What's your most embarrassing sexual accident?

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 01:58

>>509
Molesting my girlfriend in her sleep, only to discover she was actually awake. Not knowing she had actually been awake for the past half hour, I panicked and pretended to be asleep, which in retrospect was probably the dumbest thing to do, since she got (justifiably) upset at me for lying about it, though fortunately she forgave me quickly since it was one of her secret fetishes. I never forgave myself though.

>>511
What's your most successful sexual accident?

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 07:56

>>510
Sitting down for on an unlubed anal dildo (first one I had used ever). No pain or tearing was involved.

>>512
Would people be more interested in science if there were internationally binding legislation to express all measurements exclusively in scientific (exponential) notation using SI base units?

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 10:40

>>511
I think people would strongly resist such legislation. Assuming people did accept it though, I doubt it would change people's interests. People are forced to learn how to do all sorts of things in school, but it doesn't make them any more interested in those subjects.

Also, I like the idea but it doesn't make much sense for small numbers. Just imagine speed limit signs with figures like 2.0~10^1m/s.

>>513
What interests of yours have changed since you were a kid?

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 18:27

>>512
I used to be somewhat obsessed with penguins, whereas now I harbour nothing but mild ambivalence towards them.

>>514
How do you feel about penguins? Hard mode: no talking about Linux.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 18:40

>>513
There's something funny about them. Perhaps the way they walk.

>>515
To you, what makes a good operating system?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 00:04

>>514
Fun. Interesting. Maybe a little hard at first, but easy once you learn it. It should be able to do everything I need done, and do it well. For this reason, I say that Slackware Linux is the best OS in existence.

>>516
What was/were your worst childhood experience/s?

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 13:46

I am jap.
There is a question about me.
When it makes cup noodles with hot water of 300 degrees, how long is it suitable to wait?

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 15:37

>>516
Well, that's a pretty complex question, really. It depends on a huge number of factors - the type of noodles, the volume of the container, the mass of hot water, the temperature (300 Farenheit? Celsius? Kelvin?), air pressure, wind speed, gravity, acceleration, whether the month has an "r" in it or not... I can't really help you unless you give me more information to go on.

>>515
This one time I fell off a bunk bed in the middle of the night, onto a concrete floor, fracturing my wrist. The place my family and I were staying at was pretty much the middle of nowhere; miles away from any kind of inhabitation, and tens of miles away from the nearest hospital. So yeah, that sucked.

>>518
How many hours do you usually sleep per night?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 15:51

>>517
like ~12.

>>519
What do you think about time?

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 08:07

>>518
Very interesting... I haven't read any philosophy on it at all. I suppose it's the thing that clocks, journals, and memories make, isn't it? Hmm...

>>520
What philosophers / works of philosophy should I introduce to my female friend who's somewhat ignorant about the field? She said she'd read some, but I think she was just saying that to be nice... Out of what I've found most enjoyable, easiest to read, and most interesting, I was thinking of lending to her:

  • Descartes (Meditations)
  • Berkeley (Principles of Human Knowledge)
  • Hume (Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding)
  • Kant (Critique of Pure Reason)
  • Schopenhauer (World as Will and Representation)
  • Nietzsche (Thus Spake Zarathustra)
  • Wittgenstein (Tractatus, Blue and Brown books)

I felt the need to mention her gender because I feel women are not as inclined towards philosophy as men. I'm also worried that these may be too many books, but she's a shut-in, so it's not like she has much better to do... Well, if there are any I should take out, replace, or add to that list, I'd really appreciate your input.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 08:24

>>519
Just suggest one at first, or she probably will not read any of them. Pick the one you want her to read most, and if she actually gets into it, you can go from there. Just beware that the average person, regardless of gender, do not really want to put in the energy to read works of philosophy.

>>521
How often and how thoroughly do you clean?

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 12:55

>>520
I'm obsessive-compulsive, so all the time. I cannot sleep if there is so much as a speck of dust that I am aware of.

>>522
Do you have any (diagnosed) mental disorders?

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 14:03

>>517
300 degrees centigrade. The capacity is "nissin cup noodle". The pressure that the pressure can make hot water of 300 degrees centigrade.
<(_ _)>

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 14:30

>>521
Schizophrenia, a type of autism, and anxiety.

>>524
Would you consider SSD drives to be worth their price?

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 14:40

>>523
Not yet, but as with all technology, they'll become cheaper over time.

>>522
Yes, but what about the latent heat capacity of the cup? And the ambient temperature? Humidity? It's all vitally important, you know.

>>525
What is your favourite thread of the ones currently on the front page?

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:22

>>524
Because I feel hungry and have eaten, I cannot measure it anymore.
I thank for your past cooperation.
Thank you.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:26

>>522
Hmm. Will you get water at all when you open the tap? At normal ambient temperature and pressure, at 300 degrees C. you would get what the engineering textbooks call "superheated steam."

This seems quite a dangerous way to prepare cup ramen. You could be scalded and badly burned. Have you considered boiling some water in a metal pan instead?

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 18:42

>>528
What's your favorite physical feature about yourself?

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 18:48

>>527
Eyes, I think.

>>529
I'm gay. Would it be bad if I cheated on the person I'm with just to see what it would be like to be with the opposite gender?

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 19:18

>>528
Regardless of sexuality, cheating on someone is a terrible thing to do. By all means break up with them and then start a new relationship, but doing so behind their back just shows a complete lack of respect, commitment and common decency.

>>530
Do you enjoy gardening?

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 15:02

>>529 No. I believe if the plants are not meant to be eaten or used as medicine, then they aren't worth growing.

>>531 Have you ever conducted your own science experiments? If so, which one was your favorite?

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 16:30

>>530 My dad helped me clone variegated tobacco in his lab to see if it was a recessive or dominant allele!

>>532 Tell me about your daddy complex. (People with daddy complexes only please)

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 10:20

Is there not any good method to shorten the waiting time of cup noodles?

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 12:38

>>532 melt some candlewax while you boil the water, then drink the wax so you get a hard waxy shell on your tongue and throat to protect you from scalding yourself with the water

>>531 sorry I don't have a daddy complex so I will leave it open to >>534

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 16:45

>>533
It is great!
Should a thing to use to do it not be lard or margarine?

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 21:23

>>534
Well, I certainly can't fault you on tenacity. Seriously though, I'd recommend just sticking with the instructions on the side of the packet.

>>536
If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say? (As in, a "This is one small step for man..." sort of thing).

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 01:35

>>535
"I'm a big fat butt."

>>537
How many kids do you want?

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 01:54

>>536

One, no more, no less.

>>538

Are you currently listening to any music? What is it?

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 04:28

>>537
Something on the NPR jazz show. Sounds like McCoy Tyner.

>>539
How's the weather where you are? It's wonderfully temperate here.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 05:07

>>538
Fairly cool at the moment.

>>540
Why is world2ch down?

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 12:40

>>539 I don't know man, 420chan is down too (KL„DMK)

>>541 Why should I bother to get out of bed today?

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 12:48

>>540
To eat/use the computer/toilet. If you can do all of those things from in bed then don't bother.

>>542
How frequently do you remember your dreams, and what are they usually like?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 01:02

>>541
I remember about three dreams in a year, and usually not in full. In my most recent dream, I was somehow transformed into a little girl with time travel powers and I abducted a friend of mine and we went on a jouney or adventure of some kind. I don't remember what exactly the adventure entailed, but I do remember hitting on my friend several times.

>>543
Have you ever 1CC'd any Touhou games?

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 01:16

>>542
I most certainly have! I've 1cced every Windows-era game on at least Normal; PCB, IN, PoFV and SA on Hard, and PoFV on Lunatic. My current aim is PCB Lunatic. The final boss is my waifu; how could I not?

>>544
How narcissistic are you, relative to most people?

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 02:56

>>543
I had no idea so I took this quiz: http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/narcissistic.htm

Your Total: 14
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 3.00

So apparently I'm average but slightly entitled and superior.

>>545
How do I get the tabs in Firefox to extend ALL the way to the top?

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 13:08

>>544
Go into userChrome.css and mess around with the properties of tabbrowser-tab. Try something like height: 40px !important
You might also want to mess around with min-height, max-height, margin and padding to suit your needs.

>>546
If you could hang out with any one person--fact or fiction, dead or alive--for a day, who would it be?

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 13:25

>>545
Diogenes, maybe? Socrates? Some great philosopher... but you know, MJ or JFK or MLK would certainly be marketable!

>>547
What is your moral/ethical system?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 14:30

>>546
Try not to hurt people.

>>548
Gamemaker or Unity?

Also, >>544, I tried that test and got a 2. I like living in a cave.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 14:41

>>546
I can't say I have a specific system of morals or ethics. I find them to be a very subjective thing, and one that is often constantly evolving. My own morals and ethics are derived from the previously conceived concepts of others (those I primarily agree with). To follow any one particular system feels slightly dogmatic, and to me leaves a lot open for corruption. Though, overall the ideas that pertain to morals and ethics remain a complicated thing to consider and I argue I can't really come to anything conclusive in regards to them, only act on what I feel is right.

>>548
Should I bother getting Guild Wars 2?

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 20:28

>>547
Why not try Gamemaker?

>>548
No, get DOTA 2!

>>550
What's your MyersBriggs ? Mine is INTJ

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 21:20

>>549

INTP. I feel like I just gave answers that reflected who I wanted to be, though.

>>551

How do you fight entropy and dissolution?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 03:48

>>545
Thank you kindly, "height: 24px !important;" did the trick for me.

>>550
You don't. Just go with the flow, rebuilding and repairing when you need to.

>>552
What are your results when you take the isidewith test? (http://www.isidewith.com/)

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 06:13

What should I do to study an English reading and writing conversation?

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 12:17

>>551
Hopefully this link will take you to my results, otherwise:

Jill Stein 91%
Barack Obama 82%
Gary Johnson 80%
Mitt Romney 17%
American voters 64%

>>552
Find an English speaking penfriend perhaps? This website might also be useful.

>>554
What sorts of things make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 21:39

>>553
Thank you, I still read and write by an automatic translation today.
I want to acquire the sense of words like natives early.
At first I study from grammar!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 23:13

>>553
Classic literature, mathematics, animals and writing music.

>>556
How do you think your parents view the person you've become?

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 00:10

>>555
They always hated me, so probably happy.

>>557
When did you first start using the internet?

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 04:56

>>556
When I was 6 years old.

>>557
How old were you when you saw your first horrific image online?

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 07:25

>>577

45.

>>559

What the fuck is wrong with you? DQN should be buried and never resurrected.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 09:59

>>558
You're embarrassing yourself.

>>560
What sort of thing do you usually eat for breakfast?

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 12:05

>>559
Oatmeal, yogurt, tea. Though I rarely rarely eat anything at that meal.

>>561
I'm stuck cooking dinner for some guests, what should I make?

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 15:40

>>560
haha, i read that as "I'm sucking cocks for dinner".

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 18:15

>>560
Spaghetti bolognese.

>>561
Freud would like a word with you.

>>563
What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 22:07

>>562 The first photoset of Miyabi Hayama.

>>564 someone else who is like Miyabi Hayama.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:39

>>563 That's not a question. I do know of a fat asian lass with big titties but I can't remember her name. You've probably seen her anyway I bet.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:45

>>566
What question(s) appearing in this thread so far have you particularly liked?

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:52

>>565 The ones I asked. God, I'm so clever and witty and handsome it makes me sick sometimes, like a real dizzying delight.

>>567 You think about me all the time, don't you? I know, but I hardly ever think of you.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 03:48

>>566 Who are you again?

>>568 Who was that guy?

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 07:19

>>567
No clue. Espeon? Shii?

>>569
My girlfriend's like ten years older to me. How would I explain that to my parents if I introduced her to them?

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 08:13

>>568
"Mom, Dad, meet my girlfriend. She's ten years older than me."
or some variation of that...
Alternatively, you could just not tell them. They would be faced with the prospect of rudely asking her age, and when they do, your older and wiser girlfriend might be able to handle the situation better. If wisdom is actually a direct function of age.

>>570
Is wisdom a function of age, and if so, what is the function?

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 10:28

>>569
It might very well be. This sounds like a problem in psychohistory, but I can take a crack at it. For a = honesty, b = dishonesty, c = hardships, d = morale, e = kindness, the function might look something like this (taking all values as nonnegative integers): f(x) = [cd(ax + e)]/b
Now we need some sort of "wisdom scale" by which to judge the results.

>>571
What was the last thing/event you really enjoyed?

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 23:54

>>570
Playing DOTA!

>>572
What advice would you give someone in an abusive relationship?

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:09

>>571
Get out, if at all possible. I suppose it depends on how severe the abuse is and whether anyone else is in danger.

>>573
What's the difference between e.g. and i.e.? I'm sure someone explained it to me once, but I can't remember.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 01:48

>>572
e.g. is to illustrate an example, e.g. this one.
i.e. is Latin for "that is", i.e. it explains or clarifies something.

>>574
Do you think English standards is slipping?

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 04:31

>>573
Your point gets across.

>>575
Who do you play in Dota2?

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 06:13

Every time I answered a question another one appeared! But whatever, I'm posting anyway!

>>572
I use the mnemonic "example given" for e.g. and "in explanation" for i.e. However, I see no reason to use them unless you're trying to sound scholarly. The phrases "for example" and "such as" are more natural, and less disruptive of sentence flow.

>>573
No. Standards are arbitrary, languages evolve, and there will always be a divide between the language of commoners and that of more learned individuals.

>>574
I don't.

>>576
Who do you play in Dota2?

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 10:09

>>575
I had to google for "Dota2." I'd never heard of it. I think I'm losing my geek cred. ₯ί₯(Ι„D`)R

>>577
Are you down for the struggle?

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 13:42

>>576
No!

>>578
What's your favourite poem?

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:40

>>576
(M₯ƒΦ₯L)U Yes, comrade! Next week, the imperialists pigs will surely suffer their greatest downfall!

>>578
If I told you that I really enjoy playing Sleeping Dogs, Saints Row 2 and GTA IV, which other PS3 releases would you recommend to me? (Because of the mods available, I suspect Saints Row the Third would be better enjoyed on PC.)

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:44

Oh, bother.
>>577
Probably the one that starts "I wandered lonely as a cloud", which was one of the first things my Japanese teacher at Sheffield had us translate back into the original language.

>>580
If I told you that I really enjoy playing Sleeping Dogs, Saints Row 2 and GTA IV, which other PS3 releases would you recommend to me? (Because of the mods available, I suspect Saints Row the Third would be better enjoyed on PC.)

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 01:09

>>579
Fallout 3? Watch the film "Threads" first. It'll put you in a Sheffieldy post-apocalyptic mood.

>>581
What do you think of anonymous boards?

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 03:26

>>580
I think they are a great idea, and a vast improvement over forced registration boards and social networking. I love the idea that people are judged on their words and ideas over their identities. However, there are problems, such as lack of a diverse userbase and simplistic content filtering.

>>582
Can you think of a better content organization and filtering system than our current thread/post/sage system? (And one that's not moderation or a voting system)

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 07:27

>>581
A thread hide/subscribe feature, sage by default (and renaming it to be a "don't bump" feature), text art detection, and better RSS (or API access) would all be good incremental improvements to this existing system and have been proven successes on other boards.

>>583
What if I told you I used to be Cowboy Curtis?

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 10:15

>>582 I'd have a blank expression and say "good for you" and then google what that means afterwards.

>>584 What if I told you my name is Josh Krebs and that I'd once won a competition to be featured in a Sega Megadrive game?

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 12:48

>>583
I'd do a quick google search, find nothing on the first page of results, look back at your question, and frown after rereading the second clause, realizing that you apparently won some competition featured in a game, not an actual game competition. Desperate for clarification, I would tab back to the search results, see this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yoN0mgxR1M and stop watching after two and a half minutes, thinking it's probably completely unrelated. Then I'd give up and stop caring, smile politely and say "good for you".

>>585
What should I do with my life?

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 15:24

>>584
You should do things which will make you feel happy and fulfilled, both immediately and in the future.

>>586
If you had to describe your life in exactly six words, what would you choose?

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 16:04

>>585 Good things just sort of happen

>>587 What do you prefer to dip your crisps in?

>>584 I just googled "josh krebs megadrive" and the first result showed >>583 to be referring to Vectorman 2

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 17:38

>>586
I've always liked crisps plain. Not even ready salted, but as plain as they can be. I live near a crisp factory, and as children my friends and I used to sneak in and steal crisps. I sometimes snagged plain ones before they were sent off to be salted. Then when I grew up and stopped stealing from an honest company like Walkers, they introduced those Salt & Shake crisps, and I just wouldn't put any salt in.
If I had to answer your question though, tomato sauce or ice cream (both are nice, try it). For Doritos, it's those hot salsa dips they make. Those are delicious.

>>588
What is the biggest thing you have ever stolen?

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 20:30

>>587
A van. Spent a couple years in jail for it. That fucking sucked.

>>589
What is the biggest thing you've ever fucked?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 23:47

>>588
Well, I once fucked a chick with extremely large breasts, though she wasn't big in any other sense. They were at least E or F cup. Unfortunately I couldn't fully enjoy them since we were clearly just using each other to try to get over our exes.

>>590
What's the biggest thing you've ever broken?

590 This post sucked.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 16:22

>>590
Best post in this shitty thread.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 17:15

>>590
Normally I'd report this as spam, but these channels actually seem to work, so ... thanks, I guess? Still, you didn't ask a question, and thus broke this rather big thread.
Instead I'll just report my score on >>544's narcissism test:
Total score: 4
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

>>592
What forum/site do you most frequently post to, and is there another forum you just prefer to read frequently without posting anything?

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 06:39

Hello!
I grow the bowels for constipation, and, please teach how to make of a laxative having heavy body.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 10:16

>>589
My girlfriend has G cups. They are truly immense.

>>592
DQN, of course!

>>594
What are your favorite kind of boobs?

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 12:04

>>594
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>>596
What the hell do you think >>593 was trying to ask?

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 17:28

>>595
He was asking instructions for home made laxative, because he has really bad constipation.

>>597
Should I clean my apartment?

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 21:04

>>596
Only if you feel like doing it.

>>598
What's a good improvised weapon?

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 23:55

>>597 supersoaker + taser duct-taped at the front = electricity gun

>>599 Have you ever been beaten up by a girl?

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 03:19

>>598
Yes. I do not want to talk about it.

>>600
What's a good textboard apart from /dqn/?

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 05:10

>>599
Yes.
>>601
what's the time mr wolf?

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