ITT we solve the question above us [Part 5] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 21:57

Somebody had to restart this thread. I hope it's okay if I do it.

You aren't mad at me, are you?

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 10:19

>>700
Lots of mumbling, tapping of keyboards, a printer and a guy behind me saying "...like a bird crossed with a lion, it's hard to explain."

>>702
What is the most unusual thing that you have ever eaten for breakfast?

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:14

>>701 Something I picked up in an Osaka AM/PM. It looked like it might have egg in it, but it didn't. I still can't describe the flavors in it.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:17

oh, question...
>>704
What's the most interesting thing in your field of view right now?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 19:56

A human next to me

>>705
What's up?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 20:31

>>704
Anxiously awaiting a reply which would secure a time for today's date. Trying to distract myself with poetry, novels, DQN, music... well, and failing at it, apparently. But all is well!

>>706
What's the most vivid, inspiring dream you've ever had?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 03:21

>>705
I had one that was a single still image that went on for a long time. It consisted of me, sat at some small basketball court's stands (which seemed inaccessible since they were just hanging there, with no way to get down). A girl was lying down with her head on my lap, and I was seeing it in 3rd person, from afar. Everything was dark orange, as if seen through a filter. It was very melancholy, but it felt peaceful and comfortable. I spent the next week trying to feel like that again.

>>707
If you could learn any language, what would it be?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 05:13

>>706
German. I've been studying it for a while, but I'm doing no good and have more or less given up.

>>708
Did you watch the US Presidential Debates last night? If so, general thoughts?

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:55

>>706
Anyone could learn any language they wanted. I want to learn Japanese, but I haven't put in enough serious study to do it. So, even having the ability to learn any language I wanted, I learned nothing. But why Japanese? It's a beautiful written language and I'd like to read and enjoy 2ch., regardless of how good it is. It might be a good eye opener to how mediocre BBSes everywhere are (with the exclusion of our utopia 4-channel).

>>708
What's the easiest way for a mute to make money?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 18:38

>>707
I did. Obama clearly didn't want to be there. He was condescending, evasive and twitchy. Romney did okay, and at least acted like a president should. I think I'll vote Romney, even though I live in a blue state and my vote's just going to be another fart in the breeze here.

>>708
Tech support (rimshot!). Failing that, you could write cheeseball SEO-packed website fluff articles through Associated Content or a similar service.

>>710
Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 20:33

>>709 Though you searched the world over, and thought you found true love, I found you were planning to vote for Romney, so I'm gone.

>>711 What's your favorite Slurpee flavor?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 21:18

>>710
I've never had a slurpee.

>>712
Do you like rain?

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 23:29

>>711
Yes, I love rain. I'm not sure why. Perhaps it suits my eternally sleepy demeanor.

>>713
When was the last time you took a bubble bath?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 23:35

>>712
I can hardly remember when I had a bath instead of a shower, so I took a bubble bath many years ago.

>>714
If you had to associate VIP and DQN to NKorea and SKorea, which country would you link to which board and why?

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 00:08

>>713
We're much less forgiving, if at all really, of the wider internet than VIPPERS. Also we don't talk about VIP here. They are our evil, freedom-loving brethren. South Korean scum they are.

>>715
If you had to associate VIP and DQN to any other nations besides the aforementioned two, which would you choose and why?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 00:15

>>713
By the old meaning of the word, DQN refers to a stupid mindless punk, as in the ƒ„ƒ“ƒL[ kids that do nothing but loiter outside convenience stores with their cigarettes and rebellious haircuts. NKorea matches that with their mindless militaristic stupidity that has resulted in a devastated economy and starving population. VIP (as in a VIP club) is sort of appropriate for SKorea, given their rising status in the international stage.

But if you're talking about the English boards /dqn/ and /vip/, the links would be reversed. /vip/ is full of retards and unoriginal trolls and chaos (NKorea) while /dqn/ has more quality, though still plenty of shitposts and annoying people complaining about shitposts (SKorea).

>>715
Would you rather be VIP or DQN? (in terms of whatever those words mean to you)

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 08:06

>>714
France and England, perhaps? We're quite close, have a somewhat shared history, and yet still have a sort of spirited animosity towards one another. DQN would be England because we're far more gentlemanly.

>>715
Assuming VIP = celebrity and DQN = delinquent, I'd still rather be a DQN. I can't stand famous people, to be honest. They all seem obnoxious and narcissistic and so very fake.

>>717
How are you going to celebrate the 7000th?

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:31

>>716
Do arithmetic!

>>718
Should I get a Wii U?

718 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6997 00:39

>>717
I would say yes if you don't have a Wii, no if you already own a Wii.

>>719
What color hat should I buy for winter?

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:00

>>718
Bright orange. Probably something like Jayne Cobb's hat in style. You should act like a tough guy or pretend to be a tourist from the Netherlands.

>>720
What do you usually wear when you're alone at home?

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:30

>>719
Boy am I the guy to answer your question. Actually, most of us are. The weather has finally dropped, so yesterday I wore a big ugly sweater that I got last Christmas, pajama pants with shorts underneath. During the summer, I wear a t-shirt and basketball shorts.

>>721
Do you ever need white noise playing because you're in a loud environment? Do you have a specific recording or site you use?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:44

>>720
Yes! I always play white noise because my family are annoying and I have Asperger's (apparently, being seriously bothered by unnecessary noise is a common trait). I play this on a loop.

>>722
Do you have any unusual habits?

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 02:13

>>721
A lot of things usually attributed, though completely unrelated, to your aforementioned Asperger's. Obsessive organization, being bothered when objects are placed "crookedly", pedantically avoiding tactile contact with surfaces in public areas and cautiously washing my hands afterwards, occasionally rocking and contorting my body in awkward ways which are momentarily comforting. Among others I can't be arsed to recall at the moment, I have an inexplicable fascination with memorizing alphanumeric strings such as license plates and serial numbers.

>>723
Have you tried memorizing such large strings/digits? What's the most you've done?

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:34

>>722
I think I can memorize up to 11 digits with ease. However, I have a terrible memory for names, so memorizing my phone book is out of question. The most was 16 alphanumeric characters of my email.

Personally, I love adding up all digits or parts of phone numbers together. I even have a weird system of memorizing something by creating a strange rule for digits/numbers and calculating a sum of all digits. It's inexplicable.

When I run out of publicly available numbers or any interesting thoughts, I usually calculate squares of different numbers.

Also, I completely agree that surfaces in public areas are disgusting. I always have a small bottle of antiseptic gel with me.

>>724
What do you like to do with numbers in your free time?

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:09

>>723
Whenever I have a string of four or five digits, for instance a digital clock, I try to find a way of adding/subtracting/multiplying/dividing the first three or four digits to make the last one. If you allow yourself an error margin of }1, it's usually possible somehow.

>>725
Which is your favourite character thread and why?

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 22:50

>>724
Mittens (post happy things) because it ushered in a whole new era of dqn. I have to admit i don't read it much anymore though.

>>726
In what order do you put your clothes on?

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 23:01

>>725 hmmm wake up in pants and socks and then t-shirt then jeans then shirt or hoody. With shoes, gloves, socks, sleeves etc. I always put on the right one first. And hat.

>>727 Can you find a 4-digit number that isn't possible to do >>724's thing with, including the }1 error margin?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 23:41

>>726
1119 doesn't work unless you allow 11-1=10. I think 1169 doesn't work no matter what.

>>728
Can you find a 5-digit number that isn't possible to do >>724's thing with, including the }1 error margin and allowing use of multiple digits?

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:15

>>727
1016, right?

>>729
How do you tell you senior to stop speeding?

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:16

>>727
11119

>>729
Is my solution correct?

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:22

>>728
Ask them politely, "please slow down." That probably won't work, so then you can escalate it to, "I'm sorry, but I don't feel safe as a passenger in this car. Please slow down." This will probably piss them off, but that's unavoidable. Open the door and hang out, screaming "IF YOU DON'T FUCKING SLOW DOWN I'M GOING TO FUCKING JUMP." If this still doesn't work, punch them in the face, jump out of the car and hope for the best (make sure to roll making your body as circular as possible, tucking your head in to avoid injury. Try to aim for some soft grass or water if you can.)

>>729
No, 11 - (1+1) = 9.

>>731
Can you find a better solution than >>729?

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:29

>>730
10996. I'm an idiot for not reading the "five digit" part...

>>732
Is this solution right?

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:13

>>731
90/19 = 4.73 which is rounded to 5, basically.

>>733
What physical exercises do you perform regularly?

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:04

>>732
Routine semen extraction.

>>734
Balls or nuts?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:31

>>733
Testicles.

>>735
Twinks or bears?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:34

Bear shaped twinkies

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:44

prematurely posted
>>737
Would you rather cut off a pinkie or middle finger?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 18:11

>>736
If it's my own, I'd prefer the pinkie. If it's a random stranger, a severed middle finger would look more impressive in a jar of formaldehyde.

>>738
What is the best possible way to end a sci-fi novel?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 18:37

>>737
Happy ending: baddies explode (planet, ships, compound or w/e) and good guys have a massive orgy (with sexy ladies, hunks or exotic fauna).
Grimdark: switch the sides around.

>>739
Do you have anything to add to my suggestion?

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:56

>>738 The hostages should have a huge party to celebrate their freedom.

>>740 What should Megaman/Rockman X9 be like?

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 05:24

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 10:16

>>740
Omelette!

>>742
How well do you think you would be able to cope with being homeless?

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 16:41

>>741
Very well. I'm speaking from experience.

>>743
My girlfriend is a young earth creationist. Should I just smile and not care?

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 17:21

>>742
Depends on how good the sex is.

>>744
If you were a species of fish, what fish would you be?

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 17:49

>>743
A salmon because despite all the challenges they still swim upstream to their goal.

>>745
What are your opinions on the Wii U?

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 18:25

>>744
Largely irrelevant to my life.

>>746
Briefly describe the second most interesting thing in your immediate field of view.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 18:42

>>745
One black cat, perched on a computer tower. Eyes closed and infinitely content.

>>747
Why does my brain feel slow, foggy and unfocused? Should I take drugs?

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 19:13

>>746
It depends on what kind of drug. Perhaps a mild stimulant might help: caffeine, nicotine, or something stronger if required. Alternatively, a short walk will energize you.

>>748
Have you ever committed any serious crimes?

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 01:36

>>747 I got arrested for vandalising a supermarket, spraypainting it after a long night spree off my face on stimulants. Also I had pissed my trousers so I was quite a state in the police car. And they found a bottle of poppers when they searched me and assumed I liked to soften up my bumhole. I convinced them I was naturally just a bit spaced out but had to pay a fine.

>>749 What's the worst trouble you got in at school?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 02:05

>>748
I sold cannabis to someone and got kicked out. Fortunately, my uncle was a headteacher at a different school at the time, and he pulled some strings to get me back in.
Funnily enough, I've never actually used cannabis in my life.

>>750
What pet peeves do you have?

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 02:28

>>749
People who bike on the sidewalk when there's plenty of extra room on the side of the road. People who eat in the library or "quiet study" areas. Cashiers with heavy accents so that you have to ask them to repeat every fucking thing they say. Also cashiers who try to buddy up to you and ask prying questions instead of just doing their fucking job.

>>751
What weird thing makes you happy in a non-sexual way?

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 02:50

>>750
Rivers or streams.

>>752
Why did my apostrophe key suddenly stop responding and how do I fix it?

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 06:09

>>751
You probably got crap in the keys. Pick it up and shake it up and down, then unplug it and plug it back again. If that doesn't work, reboot your computer. If it's still not working, buy a new one.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 06:10

>>754
What should I add to my new website?

http://4x13.net/

All comments and criticism accepted.

(If you can tell what the URL is referring to, +5 points)

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 06:26

>>753
an anonymous bbs

(pas de deux?)

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 06:58

>>756
Why do people keep derailing the thread by not asking questions?

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 07:33

>>755
I forget.

>>754
I have some boards on my other website (vip-quality) and they're dead.

What boards should I put on my new one?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 10:10

>>756
One about group activities we can co-ordinate. I like being part of something. Also what's your other website? Post it in the contentless thread.

>>757
Can you rip your toenails off using your fingernails to cut into them?

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 15:08

>>757
I don't have fingernails because I bit them off. So I can only do the same to my toenails.

>>753
DXM. But I think it's a bit redundant since there's 4*0chon already for drug addicts and their problems.

>>759
What would you change on DQN to restore its former glory?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 15:16

>>757 ewww no my whole body shrivelled up reading that

>>759 what is the best fruit? Is there a better captcha than fudgeness?

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 16:30

>>759
The best fruit is Pitaya/Dragonfruit.

jo is a better captcha because it makes me think of JoJo.

>>761
Will you be able to successfully answer my question and proceed to ask >>762 a question without messing up like >>752 or >>754 or >>759 did?

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 19:53

>>760
Yes.

>>762
Will you ever get around to watching gdgd Fairies?

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 20:50

>>761
I'm not so sure about this. "gdgd" looks like one of those popular Japanese online/SMS acronymus and I'm currently in a state of disgust by Western ones. I just can't believe that something good would have a name like that.

>>763
What would you change on DQN to restore its former glory?

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 22:20

>>762
Nothing.

>>764
When was the last time you had a nice hot bath?

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 22:58

>>763
Not since last summer, but I might go make some tea and take one since it's fall break and you mentioned it.

>>765
Will you ever get around to watching yurumates?

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 09:31

>>764
No. Stop mentioning obscure things you're currently obsessed with.

>>766
Do you smoke?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 09:51

>>765
Yes, just started recently actually.

>>767
What's your favorite kind of tea?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 11:59

>>766 I had some cinnamon tea the other day and it was nice, but usually I stick to plain old teabags with a lot of milk and a lot of sugar, if I can even be bothered to make a hot drink. In fact I'm more likely to have hot chocolate.

>>768 What is your occupation, if you consider yourself to have one?

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 15:13

>>767
I just spent a about 2 months editing a book...but that wasn't permanent work. Normally I program...but I haven't done that in a while. Suppose I'm a NEET again, for the time being.

>>769
Have you done any Christmas shopping this year?

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 15:46

>>768
No. I live in a family of atheists, and the Christians shouldn't feel disappointed if they don't receive gifts.

>>770
Where did Espeon ever leave to? I kind of miss him.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 20:33

>>769
Who knows, perhaps he's finally started posting anonymously.

>>771
What was your new year's resolution from last January? Have you upheld it?

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 06:42

>>770
I resolved to exercise more, and I have upheld it by starting Judo!

>>772
My student asked me "What Touhou do you know," how should I answer?

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 13:31

>>771 Cirno is the only one I can remember.

>>773 What is the fastest speed you have driven in your car. If you don't have a car, what is the fastest speed someone went while you were in their car.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 14:05

>>772 I've gone 240 when I was outrunning a tornado, the windows and brakes shorted out and I crashed into my friends garage.

>>774 How much gay porn do you download, if none why?

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 15:07

>>773 I don't download any porn but I used to just keep a folder of urls for good videos. I think I had two or three hot japanese lesbian ones and a tranny one or two but no gay men porn, because I am not gay.

>>775 Do you ever wear aftershave or cologne or smelly things like that? Or just deodorant? What kind?

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 17:51

>>774 I don't even use shaving cream, none the less any sort of after perfume.

>>776 Why do you hate the government?

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 19:36

>>775 They spend far more than they take in, and rather than control their excessive spending like a sensible entity would, they'd rather just raise taxes even more so they can keep spending more and more and more. Also, they're nosy, interfering busybody assholes.

>>777 Why do you like the government?

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 20:47

>>776 It's better than corporate rule (to the extent that it isn't already that these days) or having the mafia take charge.

>>778 Why do you like cake?

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 21:29

>>777 It's the only food where the deliciousness overcomes my being conscious of the fat and sugar content. Of course, it depends on the cake. Victoria sponge is delicious and easy to make. Carrot cake is disgusting and a waste of eating something unhealthy.

>>779 What is your favourite cake?

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 13:17

>>778
My tastes in cake vary wildly from one day to the next. Some days I'm more inclined towards muffins or even biscuits, which can hardly be described as cakes at all; other days I feel like a huge chocolatey sponge cake covered in custard. Mmm.

>>780
What is your favourite type of flower?

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 17:16

>>779
Rose.

>>781
What's your favorite track on this album? http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Metal+Machine+Music/597104

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 17:20

>>780
This one: 504 Connect to grooveshark.com:80 failed: Connection reset by client

>>782
Has it snowed where you live yet?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 17:44

>>781
Yes, a few weeks ago. It was massive in the city, but barely stuck in our small town. I'm hoping for some more before Christmas.

>>782
What sort of clothing should I wear for running outside in the cold? Naturally, I already have mittens ready.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 20:33

>>782
Mittens is all you need.

>>784
What should I ask >>784-kun? And what should he answer?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 22:21

>>783
You should ask him about his Touhou obsession. He'll probably tell you about the thrill, the beauty, the never ending satisfaction and so on. However, if you ask this then there is danger that you'll never get him to shut up; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>783, should just ask something silly and hope for the best.

>>785
If you had to have your hands removed at the wrists and replaced with any two objects (but not prosthetic hands), what would you choose?

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 22:52

>>784 Ribbed and dotted pneumatic dildos

>>786 If you had to have your penis removed and replaced with any objects (but not a prosthetic penis), what would you choose?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 23:17

>>785 An airplane statue that ejaculates, so I could yell "I'm going to fly!" when I'm coming.

>>787 If you had a copy of every flag ever made which two would you display outside and why?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 11:00

>>786 I've actually had a deep interest in vexillology since I was about 6, I even won an award at primary school for teaching my teacher the word "vexillology". Hmmm my favourite flags would be the Republic Of Macedonia's and maybe the state of Nova Scotia's, but would I display them outside? I'd also consider either of Scotland's flags (I prefer the Lion Rampant but i get a boner for saltires anyway) or the US Confederate flag (hung upside down, because I disagree with some of the things it stands for but it'sa saltire withs STARS all over it) or New Zealand's Ministry of Transport flag because it's quite silly.

>>788 What's the best stamp you've ever seen?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 12:51

>>787
I'm hardly an expert on the topic, but this one is pretty nice. See also super high res version.

>>789
What is the most stressful situation you've ever been in? How did it turn out?

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 05:37

>>788
Well, I've been in plenty of such situations and I have a terrible memory. The most recent one I can remember is failing my driving test 5 times. Since I couldn't drive and had to retake the test every week, those were the most stressful 5 weeks of my recent life. Numerous other events (girlfriend leaving, dog dying) just made those 5 weeks even worse. The sixth time I finally passed, and everything got better.

>>790
Who is your favorite Touhou character, and what Touhou music do you like? (Once again, asking for my student)

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 07:07

>>789
Suika

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2mANBV3TMY (crappy quality sorry)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAmANguJetE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7m4DMz6g3U
THe latest torrent on nyaa is 1.2 TB. I've only heard a small fraction of what's out there.

>>791
my hands are cold. what should I do?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 07:11

>>790

Put them between your warm legs.

>>792

What's on your desk?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 09:16

>>791
A shit ton of soothers, a shit ton of empty soothers wrappers, my laptop, speakers, some dirty dishes, a box of cereal, a PS2, a television, a netbook, a couple of toy keyboards (CASIO VL-Tone and a stylophone), some empty chocolate spread jars, pens, coins, and a few bits of miscellany.
Nothing spectacular I'm afraid.

>>793
What makes you happiest? Or, what's made you the most happy recently?

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 11:35

>>792 It made me quite happy to think you and I have pretty much the same desk; I have my computer instead of a laptop and it's nothing so fancy as a CASIO keyboard, but everything else the same down to the chocolate spread and stylophone. I love when life seems to come together and make patterns, seemingly just for me. I always notice coincidences.

>>794 have you ever noticed "coincidence" is just "co-incidence"? What a great word I thought!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 12:23

>>793
I remember being pleasantly surprised when I first noticed that as well.

>>795
What is your opinion on psychology?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 20:36

>>794
Considering I'm taking the class, Sigmund Freud was retarded, and the entire science completely disregards the existence of free will.

>>796
There are billions of devices that can connect to the internet and browse the web via many different web browsers that you can install on them. AND, all of these devices all have different screen sizes and resolutions. Not to mention all the desktop browsers inside different OS's.
The problem I want you to solve is, what font would be best to use on a mobile website, if you wanted that site to render as similarly as possible across all these different browsers, OS's, and screen sizes?

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 20:49

>>795
The possibility of free will, while existent, is absurd. Also Helvetica.

>>797
Do you believe in a Creator?

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 21:20

>>796
No.

>>798
<Κά ͜ʖάΚ> Do you believe in magickal elves?

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 00:43

>>796

No, but I believe some kind of mysterious force exists and is making sure things are going according to plan. I guess you could call me agnostic.

>>798

What is your favorite candy of hard candy?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 04:14

kablueys cause they make my mouth look like neptune

will there be anything else sir?

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 04:18

>>799
I will need my thighs cleaned. Thoroughly this time, James.

>>801
What's the best wristwatch a strapping young man can have on him?

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