>>783
You should ask him about his Touhou obsession. He'll probably tell you about the thrill, the beauty, the never ending satisfaction and so on. However, if you ask this then there is danger that you'll never get him to shut up; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>783, should just ask something silly and hope for the best.

>>785
If you had to have your hands removed at the wrists and replaced with any two objects (but not prosthetic hands), what would you choose?