Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
I hope nobody minds that I cleaned up the title a little bit.
I am Espeon! (to the theme of I Am Weasel)
Why would she need eyes, of all things?
Yes!
What's the point.
My favorite Pokemon are really random
Beedrill, Shellder, Magneton, Slugma, Koffing, Tangela
I like how the happy pills kill my sex drive. I don't have to cut off my nutsack after all.
why did I start playing ffxiv right after I quit another MMO.
Also I swear I'll start exercising today, I don't wanna catch the 'beetis
BACON
>>856
This happened to me, and I got all upset and worried about it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Then the happy pills fixed that too!
My favourite pokémon is Pikachu, he's rly cute.
Today, I almost fed my dog charcoal.
fuck I need more sleep
>>854
Sandshew, Beedril, Scyther, Vaporeon, Wartortle, Noctowl.
Quesoooooooooooooo
DADDY
DADDY COOL
DADDY
DADDY COOL
DADDY
DADDY COOL
DADDY
DADDY COOL
dundundundun dundundun dundundundundun dundundun
>>1-868,870-1000
Fuck each and every single one of you. I'm not fuckign passive aggressive! Fuck you!
I cannot decide whether this ritual is actually helpful or not.
That does it. Tomorrow I'm getting high again.
Better do it quick.
I love wearing puttees
When all else fails, think of England.
I will get to stage five tonight, I swear it.
Somebody visited my shrine! I'm so happy.
>>880
One of my own creation. It consists of picturing a thought that is troubling me as a small tangible object, holding it in one hand, and, using my other hand, making a cutting motion through it. It doesn't help dramatically, but it has stopped me from dwelling on certain thoughts, as tends to happen.
My mother calls me. She asks if I have a Book of Mormon she can borrow. I tell her I think I have one but will probably have to dig for it. Whatever. I think she's studying up on Mormons because one might be president. She tells me that they went to see The Avengers which is kind of weird, but everyone else on earth has seen it. She then tells me that Captain America is "way too Aryan; Hitler would have loved him." I tell her that he's from the forties; there were a lot more white people back then. She says "well, then they should have used someone like John Hamm or 'some Italian.' Someone with some color to them..."
Old people are unbelievably racist. We should put them in camps...
>>885
There has always been minority populations but back then the minorities were whiter.
I'm going to be shameful and give myself the alley-oop for the GET.
Ah.. so sweet! So rewarding! What I wouldn't do for another one of these.
Firefox a shit.
I expected better of you, of all people.
Nothing on earth really belongs to me.
To render 7 billion people into 7 billion corpses: now that would be a worthy cause!
>>887,888
I would be upset with you, but I have a weakness for the word "alley-oop." So congratulations on the GET.
>>892
Oh god, Malthusians and their related ilk. For anyone curious, knock yourself out:
http://www.socrethics.com/Folder2/Justice.htm#C3
http://www.alcor.org/cryonics/Cryonics2010-2.pdf (p. 14-32)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_Gospel_of_the_Egyptians#Content
http://vhemt.org/aboutvhemt.htm
Is it weird that I'm buying a book of mormon rather than getting one for free by just asking? I think if I ordered one from the church, they'd send guys to my house to tell me how great their little club is. I guess I could have ordered it and had it sent directly to my mother. The terrible things she'd have to say about the cheery and clean-cut white people on her doorstep would almost be worth it.
I went to two used book stores, each of which had multiple copies in the past. Both were out. Now is the time to invest in Mormon futures, I guess. I actually ended up ordering it online through Amazon marketplace. They don't sell it themselves, which seems weird. Well, they do sell a Kindle version. Even weirder, I guess.
>>896
They mail it to you. If they come to your house, just say that you can't deal with people, it's what I did.
What does it mean to "invest in a Mormon future"? Reading the book of mormon won't make you millions of dollars, it won't even probably make you five. The only people who need religious texts by necessity are religious leaders or religious teachers, and then there's some doubt (in my mind, at least) that they truly need their sacred words then. Faith is built around belief and nothing else.
>>896
Can't you buy one of better quality, though? I had a ton of free Bibles but they were all small and printed on that awful recycled paper you can see right through. A couple of years ago I got rid of them and bought a sturdier one.
I'd only end up talking to myself anyway.
People who claim to like Touhou but haven't played the game are absolute fuckwits.
I'm tired from work, so tired that I don't feel like writing or masturbating. I don't like my job, but I can't quit until I have one that pays more.
>>902
I agree.
Wario Ware is a superior party game to Mario Party. Party games are the only acceptable form of "social gaming" for me. I don't think I could quite get into online shooters. The only downside to party games is you need somebody to play it with. ;_;
I have never played a Touhou game because I run linux and it would be too hard to get it to work in linux let alone patching it for English.
>>905
Why do you need English? Aren't only elementary school kids allowed to use translations?
>>905
touhou freezes on my computer when i try to play it (i use linux too)
I couldn't agree more, levitating Japanese dog.
I'm purple monkey dishwasher and what is this?
What?
Hi everybody's personal blog
>>913
Reimu: Hey, you! What the hell are you doing here?
[animal/monster girl in frilly dress]: I'm going to eat you!
Reimu: {Untranslatable kanji pun}
{they fight}
Reimu: Serves you right! Now get out of my way!
There, I just translated every line of dialogue you'll ever see in a Touhou game.
Umbrellas look so pretty.
Green tea up my nose, oh no.
>>919
But I wasn't asking a question. It was a statement, not an interrogative.
I'm tempted to write a really big article whose main idea can be summed up to "fuck you to the poor guy who's going to have to write an essay on this 100 years in the future."
Only thing is, I suck at writing.
I want to read, learn, and exercise. I know they'd bring me joy and practical benefits. But my neuroticism and NEET lifestyle have made me all self-defeating and I try to rationalize not doing these things, even when I want to do them.
>>924 is mistaking NEET and Hikki. Since the first is a title while the second is the lifestyle he is describing. One can not have a Not in Employment Education or Training lifestyle since it is a title given to those who live in a hikki style rather than a quantifier by its own right.
>>925
Well, NEET carries certain connotations too. The Tokyopop translation of Welcome to the NHK! even defined it as a recent euphemism for hikikomori, though I'm not sure how accurate that is.
I just didn't want to call myself a hikikomori because that's a little obnoxious. Like identifying as a "hacker" instead of a "programming" or "coder". Feels like the kind of term that can only be conferred upon you by someone else.
>>926
I call myself a hacker, in the sense that I use something for a purpose it is not designed to do. See I have strung together various systems in my house to be able to control my TV and Air conditioning from my laptop connected to my server, however this does not give me access to the Whitehouses mainframe does it?
Using a term to refer to yourself as it was intended does not mean you need to associate yourself with the kind of people who use the term to pretend to be someone who has more power or skill than they really do. Saying that you are a social recluse is not something that should associate you with a group that is not in that category.
>>926
Also Tokyopop corporation is not known for their in depth research into pop culture, most of their descriptions are brief inacurate overviews and not actual definitions.
Why is being a normalfag so bad?
Ah... if only I could have chosen someone who was mentally sound to fall in love with. I wish she could be stable. Cheating and drugs and self-harm on her end, with a lack of attachment or affection for me, are all making me anxious... it doesn't make sense to care about someone who wants to destroy their life, but these feelings won't go away!
>>929
They're detestable. Also, back to the imageboards, buddy!
I come back from anime club and there's a Japanese monster movie on. This family is pretty cool.
I call myself a shut-in to avoid the drama associated with the terms hikikomori and NEET online. Shut-ins don't tend to have jobs and they aren't necessarily in their room 24/7, they just stick in their houses a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBjsPhXhXl0 <-- Good song
What does it really mean to be a hacker? Do you have to program to be one? I have all kinds of little hacks for the way I do things, afk and ol, and even though I can't code well, I fit in with many of the hacker stereotypes and I feel I view things differently than normals do.
>Alicia Marie Gearl Sitting here in a pair of panties that say,"Foxy" across the ass, a olive green tank, and doing school work. While thinking of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dragon Ball Z, The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time, and Star Wars... Im such a nerd. :p
I hate hipsters far more than is healthy for one to hate them.
When you lose, you win.
>>902
I disagree. For many people Touhou is about the music, the characters and the massive body of fanon accumulated over the years. This includes even a lot of the people creating said fanon.
As for me, I bought several of the games only to discover that I die around stage 2-2 more often than I'm willing to put up with. So I stopped playing and went back to reading doujin manga and listening to the doujin music. If this means I am disqualified from liking Touhou as a whole in your eyes, well, fuck you.
>>937
I don't know. But I do know that both he and Gene Wolfe are Jack Vance fans. Almost all of Haviland Tuf's dialogue from the Tuf Voyaging stories are Martin's conscious attempt to have him speak like a Vance character from "The Dying Earth."
Oh god no not again
>>930
Oh, I know how that feels. Well, I'm not in the exact same situation, but it's similar enough. If only he cared about me again, I could handle the rest. Kind of like playing love on hard mode, heh. If only he didn't push me away.
I just farted and it sounded like Chewbacca.
I should really get around to reading Vernor Vinge's Hugo-winning novels, but I don't know what order to do so in. I know they're not sequels in the same continuity, but I've heard people say that The Peace War ought to be read only after having read A Fire Upon The Deep, for instance ...
I want to get more work. I want to work 70 hours a week so I can make a lot of money and never have to go home. I have no friends and I don't like being reminded of that fact.
I just bought my first vibrator and oh my god...
>>944 better exhausted than depressed.
Also I agree: fuck Anonymous Jones.
Fuck Anonymous Jones. I hope he dies in a fire.
Dota 2 > LoL