Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
I hope nobody minds that I cleaned up the title a little bit.
No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
SHUT
THE FUCK
UP
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU
I am not a billionaire.
If I was a billionaire, I'd feel exactly the same and be doing all the same stuff, just in a slightly bigger room.
> put DICK in GAYNUS
My head, oh lord, my head...
Egh, a spring broke in my mattress. Now it's poking me in the ass and tearing a hole in my pants.
>>106
PROTIP: To add insult to injury, wear a fluorescent condom for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
bing sucks.
maybe alcohol isn't such a good hobby after all.
>>106
The hard part is solving the puzzle that lets you get the Cheney statue in the first place.
Well, damn. No new mail. I guess I'm fresh out of excuses for not cleaning my room once again.
DQN, have you read your Remembering the Kanji today?
>>114
No. However I read my American Sign Language. Have you?
I don't think I can identify myself as human any more.
I have the annoying version of ADD where I remember everything I'd read before I was distracted, and thus experience no impediment to learning, yet nonetheless find it cumbersome to continue my studies.
I am no longer hungry.
Making my buzzed friend think up one-liners for the CSI thread is fun.
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Nausea~
I was just trying to remember what the number 131 reminded me of. Turns out it was Iodine-131.
That was DISGUSTING. I am glad my friend gave me a change of clothes.
I'm picturing >>132 getting a hot load of semen sprayed in his face right now.
>>133
Actually I was helping a friend clean a bunch poop off his cat. I only wish I was that gay.
For all that I disliked the Harry Potter fandom as a teenager, I'm glad the actual stories (and a good deal of fan-fiction for that matter) were genuinely entertaining works of literature. Growing up, it's distressing to see kids these days with their Twilights, Hunger Games, Homestucks and whatnot, who might never know the meaning of good fiction.
Also, what other fandom has created something as amazing as AVPM? That's right; none.
vc: lame
>>135
I think the works you mentioned have about equal narrative quality. You are probably looking through a nostalgia filter.
>>136
Probably. Harry Potter was good thought, right?
...right?
>>137
I thought it was average, at best. It's a lot better than Twilight though, that's for sure.
I love German!
Kätzcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen~
/dqn/ has been awfully rude lately.
It's better to be alone than to degrade yourself for the sake of a woman.
Two years ago I went to Japan for a week and gave my email address to some manga cafe in Ueno where I spent the night, in exchange for cheaper hourly rates. Today they sent me their first email newsletter. Talk about a blast from the past.
Most of the music from SXSW is not very good. But what little there is good is delightful.
>>142
I wonder what took them so long.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hoodies/ec3e
CAAAAAAAATS! MITTENS!
>>144
I'm of the bitter camp that hates geek/otaku clothing, but that's so cute. I want it!
I just found an old telecom business newspaper from 2001. It predicts the phone network will collapse if ISPs ever stop charging customers for bandwidth by the minute.
Mayans? What?
Holy shit how is it even possible to procrastinate this much
Have one-night-stand with girl from coffee shop who freaks out and runs away before we fall asleep because she can't find her meds: Check.
Ugh, what the hell.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151
True. I'm more bothered however that in the few short years I've gone from being a closet otaku to a socialite I have experienced more sexual encounters and substance abuse than I ever imagined. I just want to be a quiet nerd again.
>>153
In your place I would not be worried about any of that but the drugs, but I'm biased.
I've definitely come a long way too. However right now I am stumped as to how to spark conversation with waitress who is being more that usually nice to me.
>>154
You might want to pick a time when it won't be too busy and order something small with coffee so she has to come back for refills. More chances to talk. Whatever you'd like to talk about you ought to think about in the intervening periods.
>>155
( E-E) The waitresses here don't bring refills...
>>153
Oh god, this happened to me. A lot of the time I was out clubbing or at a party or something, I would just think, "I could be at home playing cheesy VNs and watching 80s anime right now. Remember those days? They were fun."
Now I'm in that position again and I kind of want to go back to being a buzzing socialite. I guess there's just no pleasing myself.
>>153,157
Grass is always greener, eh? I, too, went through a brief period where I surprised myself with my own promiscuity. I realized that such a life can be fun at times, but is not really what I want. Now I'm back to being a mostly quiet nerd with a steady girlfriend that sometimes turns social again on the weekends.
It's good to have many various experiences for the sake of comparison. Just enjoy it while it lasts, you'll strike a balance eventually.
DQN: Losers gone wild
>>159
Haha, right?
>>154,157,158
Thanks for the responses guys.
Somebody take http://4-ch.net/dqn/ and input it into http://www.wordle.net/create it's not working in my browser for some reason.
>>161
I did this a while ago, probably posted in an older incarnation of this thread. You can't do it automatically because the RSS feed here isn't formatted properly or something. I did it by manually copying all the text, stripping out all the post numbers and names and such. It's kind of a pain.
The secret is to stop thinking and simply enjoy whatever situation you're in. Look at life like one big moment, you know?
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
Take it easy!
>>162
Aww. I got excited last night when I thought using the actual html file http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/l50.html would work, but it did not.
Squeaks~! Please fix the RSS.
I suppose it's worth another fifty attempts, isn't it.
On one hand I don't want to be involved in that autistic fest; on the other hand I feel left out.
>>163
You're trying to say, "Don't think, feel and you'll be tanasinn..."
This college this is freaking me out. I have NO FREAKING IDEA what to choose for a major. I so scared. So scared
>>169
I wish. I'd really want to. But I can't really get a job with that. Not that I the college I can afford offers such a thing. Thank you, though.
I can't wait for my pizza to get here, I'm hungry after making it to level 60 on my cleric today. I shall celebrate by decorating my house and surfing on a whale.
I was about to say something like "a BLT is better when it's just BL" but then I remembered that BL means something else.
>>168
Computer Science? Engineering? What about Nursing? If you're worried about the job market then you have tons of options to choose from.
My first Lunatic 1cc! I'm so proud. I still think it was more luck than skill; PoFV is like that, really.
My nose is still blocked, but at least my ear no longer aches.
I really need to organize all this stuff I have to do today. I feel like doing everything all at once, but the four hours I have left to do all this is really not going to afford that.
I hope I can be a couple as cute and happy as them when I and my partner are that age.
Enough.
holy shit this is a thing
Just a couple more weeks before the semester is over...
just... a couple more... weeks...
Root cake.
I really hope I can fix this computer. FOOD IS ON THE LINE!
Why did a member of a racial stereotype fail to execute a simple task?
Because an exaggerated physical deformity typical of that racial stereotype prevented them.
I really can't believe there is no Katawa Shoujo thread on the games board.
When I went to the doctor today and they needed a blood sample, it took the nurse four attempts to get even a single drop out of my slippery veins. Sometimes I really hate my body.
"Some time around June" they say. I wonder.
Is there an audiobook version of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus? I'm too busy to waste any time on reading!
Fucking Ravenholm.
@http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326931957/381
I had to learn about that for a class recently. Now I don't remember why or for what class, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to be tested on it :|
There are actual branches of Rock music that I like. Neat.
I was going to post something here, but now I can't remember what. I think it was to do with the blister on my foot. Yes, let's go with that. Um...
This blister on my foot is unpleasant but at least it doesn't hurt.
Yes, that'll do. I suppose I shall post it then.
I'm lying about kittens. In Japanese.