( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just found out Che was a racist psychopath who liked to watch executions from his office so much he removed the outer wall to get a better view.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's like 14 of my favorite t-shirts ruined.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hillary will never be president.
>>593 As a Cuban I'm pretty much obliged to hate you for liking Che in the first place
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disappearing comments sections on the World Wide Web will probably be replaced by decentralized annotation platforms one day, where we will further exacerbate all current problems with comments sections on the World Wide Web.
>>598
More like those browser plugins that let you draw dicks on people's portraits.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) the sensation of vomit not quite reaching my mouth yet scorching the back of my tonsils.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Somehow >>593-san didn't know Che was a cunt in the first place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the gorilla was shot
( ﾟ -ﾟ) happiness and love are simply things that other people experience
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When you have a half-chub and have to choose between hitting the rim or resting it on the seat.
one time when i was 3....my spaghetti fell off the table
feels bad man
( ﾟ -ﾟ) some people didn't like the positive message of ugandan knuckles so instead they memed their disgusting scat fetish.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inevitable.
not good at anything
You will never be 2D
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your past.
Your present.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) those days are never coming back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) didn't go to the right school because my awful parents hid my acceptance letter at a critical time, and at the time their awful parenting made it so I wouldn't fight that
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 9 years bouncing around schools because i didn't go to the right one so I was so depressed I didn't get good grades and my prospects of transferring were bad because of that
( ﾟ -ﾟ) didn't get any scholarships i applied to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) three straight fucken years of job hunting as of now
( ﾟ -ﾟ) old friends getting along with their lives or are toxic people not worth staying in touch with, not that i made many anyway
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the only thing keeping me alive is vidya
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i did the things people said was the right things to do
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all that got me was a shitload of knowledge i can't use, living at my parents' and complaining at every group of internet strangers i can think of
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i haven't been on a date in 13 years
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i'm years and years behind where i should be
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all that whiz-kid shit "you can play 3 instruments and speak 6 languages and you're going into computers and people you talk to like you" stops being cute around age 15 or so, by age 30 that's kind of pathetic because you haven't really gat gud at anything
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people have been "praying for me" this whole time. if this is god's idea of helping me out, there must've been some serious cosmic shit headed my way
( ﾟ -ﾟ) if any of you guys are headed towards a life like mine, i wouldn't even be able to tell you how to stop it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) don't wish me well, i guess, that shit doesn't seem to be working anyway. go feed a cat or something.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Perceptible update delay caused by printf
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walking alone through the snowstorm with torn up shoes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My feet are soaked and cold, and I'm listening to Hotel Books.
"blat"
Being German is illegal
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Update to Unity caused a bunch of new bugs in my game for me.
If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
When backpage is removed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No girlfriend
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jake and Amir's end
( ˃ Д˂) myyYYYY LLLIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>642
I kind of want to see Jake and Amir's start now
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't find any reason to sleep or fix my sleep schedule itself
don't even try. you will fail.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) this is the first month where I'm closer to 30 than to 18.
>>650
I've been there for 2 years, nothing changes. Well, I've gained about 6 pounds, but that's my own fault.
>>653
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I performed that rite perfectly, but it turns out magic is fake as shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Magic is real
( ﾟ -ﾟ) but it doesn't work on you
>>655-656
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sorry about that, I was really talking about wizard powers, not GAY MAGIC, meme magic, and Some Sort of Christian Magic*
*a meme so old, forced, and short-lived that by the numbers it may as well not exist as far as Google cares
( ﾟ -ﾟ) tfwywn bang a cute witch in a lab coat
Shit, that was meant to go in the Wikipedia thread. Can I get a re-do?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Adorable girl always wants to cuddle with me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She has a boyfriend and I'm too much of an idiot to do anything
>>661
Tell her to get rid of it otherwise you're basically a cuckold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Generally permanently unhappy lately without really knowing why
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Barkley 2 is never coming
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Almost all Elvis impersonators impersonate old-and-fat Elvis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not very many guys are as pretty as young Elvis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's always something else.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At this point I'm pretty much only around to see what happens when the 10000th comes around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The thread isn't at a funny number anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>666 isn't enjoying himself TO THE MAX
captcha: pish indeed
( ﾟ -ﾟ) nothing is funny anymore
>>669
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yet we remain here, conducting funnybuisness for eachother.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My phone is barely capable of running F/GO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (mildly conflicting things)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have permission to access /img/ on this server.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Liru is no longer the alpha and the omega.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I regularly think shooting myself with the gun that I keep on my hip isn't hard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Video games are the only thing in life that I life for.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unfortunately I can't play games I have not experienced yet if I'm dead.
Why do you have a gun in your hip? Are you the Robocop?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How come I'm not the Robocop?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) came across my psych eval from when i was 16
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my teachers told them to look for abuse
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they looked for ADHD instead
( ﾟ -ﾟ) normal people act like i'm really insensitive, but it's the opposite. i can see the pain in their eyes every time i'm around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the very kind would never understand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the bullies, on the other hand... they know.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Chinese government has facial recognition cameras everywhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't work, though. They all look alike.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the thing a man is best at, his truest talent, may not be valuable enough that it is wanted in the world
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and he may be completely eclipsed by someone else who does it better such that there is no point to his existence
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flooding the toilet again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- still misses having permission to access /img/ on this server (also me)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- misses Liru being the alpha and the omega (that other guy, but also me as well)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This unappetizing, poorly presented image of a chocolate-marshmallow pizza, on this day represents my disgust at something sweet and beautiful that has been forever denied me
>>681
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not having enough time and money to install one that is much better.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to use a weak toilet at someone else's house.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eisegetes gonna eisegete.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) under no circumstance whatsoever are you to believe a single word my mother says about me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Greetings from Depreschan. Come visit us, if you'd like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The mere idea of attempting to start a new imageboard or textboard in 1993 is itself pretty depressing.
funerals fucking suck
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like I was created to be a machine made to receive pain.
I thought they went away after I took the medicine, but guess what part of my body started itching again yesterday??
I swear to God the meat was cooked, too...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't stop thinking about how bad my life has turned out and it's so bad that every time I think about it I break down and cry. I'm too old for this, but I never even started living.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Joe Biden's left eye sprayed blood on me at high pressure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom has Parkinsons
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the communities i'm in are dying
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never have a girlfriend
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom and Dad are starting to smell like Grandma
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And at least Grandma had the requisite ingredients for cat piss and tobacco
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fumi-chan from YW won't fart on my hair
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People mixing up reed romance and romantique trumpet
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never got to go trick or treating.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on christmas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (as usual)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on the day after christmas, and all that half price candy i still can't afford is mocking me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) delayed onset social anxiety effects after dinner with brother's in-laws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) why yes, at least when i'm alone i don't have to navigate those issues and get bullied for being the biggest loser in two families
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My verification code is "sad."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know which "old standby boards" exist or are left. If I lose this one the muscle memory is going to make me miss you guys every time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Excess of entertainment made it less valuable, and that urges me to seek more and more. Nothing I do is fun anymore. I wonder if less internet and games would make me happier in the long run...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, well, my suicidal urges come from permanent problems. Do you really think evil that directly harms someone, leaving him powerless to do anything about it, doesn't exist on this planet? Ever? Not even once? That is not at all a rational thing to believe.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stuck in this fucking apartment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Videogames don't bring me joy anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Asian hornets are killing our honeybees.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Room is finally clean, don't know what to do now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2]" thread finally achieved its goal after over 5000 days, but only thanks to some fucking jisakujien with a sexual fetish for pizza.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) honeybees aren't even native to the americas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the columbian exchange
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad remakes that take a crap on the original
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's not 2007 anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got a really nice CAPTCHA, but while I was trying to figure out how to incorporate it into a sentence for the "ITT we input CAPTCHAs" thread my browser crashed and I lost it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could make a post anyway, but I'd know it was a lie.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My family's toilet paper company is going bankrupt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't hide this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm just not impressed any more by such things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This site news's date format went from DDth Month YYYY to DD Month YYYY and now to YYYY-MM-DD
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No admin could agree on one consistent style.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The character threads are all bumped off the front page.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesn't understand Mar10
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop a half hour after taking a shower.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop in the middle of a shower
>>73
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesnt understand the beauty of shower shits
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The BBC knew about and protected the pædophiles they employed, and paid them large salaries using the public's TV licence money
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My head is noticeably bigger with the revised Mono font.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A giant rock hard crap that won't come out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting too old for being shy and depressed and sleeping all day in an oversized hoodie watching anime to be cute anymore
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) YouTube detecting English spoken with a strong French accent as French speech and generating garbled English language subtitles using French speech-to-text followed by translation to English.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stylish, popular VIPPERs, nearing your Dokyun home. Shitposting in your threads. Gluing your cat to the table.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not receiving the food for which you've already paid.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imbeciles bumping a dead "unhappy things" thread instead of using this one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My car broke down on the way out of the city so I'm spending Xmas alone
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your ass is flat
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my soda is flat
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) wet socks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failed life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sin Sacks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) existence
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wikiFeet
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the fun people are either asleep or at work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dying trying to drive two cars at once.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vanishingly few places support RSS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The incel chart was right and she won't love me or treat me as I deserve because she's taken too many dicks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN no longer has its proud status as a General board on top.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfags can't remember when dqn was originally at the bottom of the menu
test
test
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a lot of disrespect over the past couple days. My life is bad enough already. Lay off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I dropped all the bacon out of the pan into a corner that my parents keep dirty and that means I don't eat tonight.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every hour of every day I die a little more because they snuffed out the spark of my purpose and motivation in life and even if I could get it back I'll never be as good as I should've been.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) stupid piece of shit computer freezing up again and raping the USB flash drive that I was copying stuff to in the process
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs can't remember when dqn was dqn quality
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs who never learn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) oldfigs who don't teach
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned figs that killed the Caesar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) -fags of varying ages too afraid to use the letter a.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) minima moralia
( ﾟ -ﾟ) finally getting that attention you asked for
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walking past a dead animal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being all cozy in bed on a chilly night and having an unignorable need to urinate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) walking past piles of puke lining the sidewalk every morning
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting off the train after a four hour ride and BAM you're in the middle of tent city.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned women who killed love and romance
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wounded my foot somehow and it really hurts, and it's on a part of the heel that I can't get a good angle to look at either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading Baudrillard and coming to realize you’ll never know the truth
( ﾟ -ﾟ) boring afternoon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, chasing after the wind
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The more knowledge, the more grief. Everything is meaningless.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything resolves to C minor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding old console games that I would have loved if I'd found them sooner but am too old and bad at fast reactions now to enjoy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching your health failing and there's nothing you can do.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cows would hug you if they could, but they can't, so they don't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bashar escaped before the rebels could impale him
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sitting in a boring class
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being bored and an ape.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) coming across the word "apiary" and finding out it has nothing to do with apes at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) coming across an apiary and finding out it has an Africanized swarm
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to an AI bot
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to a nominal human being who somehow manages to be dumber than an AI bot
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to chimp trained to write code with annoyingly loud mechanical keyboard and you are demoted to a lower position but your desk is right next to his
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with computers recreating Hong Kong '97.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with Visual C++ recreating Windows Me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with JVM re-writing X-formerly-known-as-Twitter after Elon Musk developed a hard on for Rust
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with a universe simulation device recreating Elon Musk.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with NSA SELinux spamming /img/ with CP
( ﾟ -ﾟ) pee doughs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lose weight but still visibly fat
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkey smell.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) preparing your surface to air missile to shoot down Santa but its a Patriot battery and you don't have the targeting software because its proprietary
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When someone licks his fingers before handling your book
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys spreading HIV/AIDS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone forgetting about infinite monkeys and their unique monkey traits because of our finite memories
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite people wasting brainpower on remembering Twelve Monkeys
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Finite monkeys with finite time
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom found the QUALITY cabbage.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing Adorno was right.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing the gaytriarchy holds all the power the patriarchy used to hold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The longhouse is made of would.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Real LKY air-conditioned pantsu has never been tried.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering Habermas is still alive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone made a lot of notes in the front of this book, but not the back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Biting myself while chewing gum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wild animals are scared of me.