Meanwhile, in the Middle East
I milk the cows
That's my only job
And I fear the wizard
He should be impeached
I hate my job but
Thats a different story
I have a weird relationship with a cow
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"Shinsou no Reijoutachi"
Swirls before pine
i don’t know how not to be a whore
at the bars when i sit alone and sniff them out
without knowing, the lonelies, the men
in need of a conversation and a blonde
to buy drinks for, my scraggly bleach
job hanging like a rebel rapunzel
over this spotty powdered forehead
seeding new grease blobs that grow huge
and red like the tip of a wet cock
but it doesn’t seem to matter
as long as they find my eyes
and hold them, wanting to be held
i don’t know how not to shift
under a desiring gaze, mold
my see-through flesh
and words into whatever shape best fits
the need they hold empty and waiting
for kind ears, act of listening, reflection
to fill them like burning sun
pouring into salt water, gleaming
proof they still exist, can still thirst
and be thirsted for, dry throats
aching for words of acknowledgement
my water, water everywhere
and mouths that need a drink
i don’t know how they find me
waiting, somehow always
in the right place for their timing
and packing the heat of sleeplessness
that manic thinness of a glossy sheen
over the world wherein everything
is heart-wrenchingly touchable
just a lick away, too bright
for my glass eyes and vibrating
in waves i ride until i crash
into solid arms, thick hair
on rough skin telling me where he’s been
how long these strong hands
have not been held
enemy boat spotted
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<NotANinja> so out of curiousity
<NotANinja> what would you fellows say at my funeral
<dd7> he really tied the room together
<dave> I told that Kraut a thousand fucking times I don't roll on Shabbos!
<Erik> this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
17:42:37 <%alprox> alprox has invited grimlock to #tokiko
17:42:45 <%alprox> ;)
17:42:47 <%calc> lol
17:43:40 <%alprox> edgy and grimlock
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>>23
Eh, it's just another way for them to ask for donations without it being actual 'donations'.
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Damn, Tumblr. You literal!
I become very serious when I get lips wet.
everal key architects of the war (such as Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, and Joseph Goebbels) had committed suicide before the trials began.
the pool scene is a little to homo for my liking
I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow the fuck out of you if I see you reblogging that photo-set of the cockatoo covered in chocolate
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.
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It wouldn't be rape though, you can't rape the willing.
Four police cars were called before he was finally arrested where Brown told cops: “I only did it because they wouldn’t give me a bargain bucket.”
I'm here to be entertained cause of the Cheap Sunglasses. The promotions of Emotional sensational Lesbian lifestyles should not be permitted in a world of many diversities director. The issue is sunglasses, Cheap, sunglasses. Stick to the issue, stick with it boy:)
[So, let's talk about instead about flexibility of language - linguistic elasticity if you like.]
Yes, I think I said earlier that our language, English -
[As spoken by us -]
As we speak it, yes certainly, defines us. We are defined by our language if you will, then please, for goodness' sake, do.
[Hullo! We're talking about language.]
Perhaps I can illustrate my point - let me at least try. Here's a question… um…
[…what is it?]
Is our language, English, capable, is English capable of sustaining demagoguery?
[Demagoguery?]
Demagoguery.
[And by demagoguery you mean…?]
By demagoguery I mean demagoguery, I mean ummmm highly-charged oratory, persuasive whipping up rhetoric. Listen to me, listen to me, if Hitler had been British would we, under similar circumstances have been moved, charged up, fired by his inflammatory speeches, or would we have laughed? Is English too ironic to support Hitlerian styles? Would his language simply have rung false in our ears?
[We're talking about things ringing false in our ears.]
Um, may I compartmentalise? I hate to, but may I? May I? Is our language a function of our British cynicism, tolerance, resistance to false emotion, humour and so on, or do those qualities come extrinsically - extrinsically, from the language itself? It's a chicken and egg problem.
[We're talking about chickens, we're talking about eggs.]
Let me start a leveret here: there's language - and there's speech. There's chess - and there's a game of chess. Mark the difference for me, mark it please.
[We've moved on to chess.]
Imagine a piano keyboard, eighty-eight keys, only eighty-eight and yet, and yet, hundreds of new melodies, new tunes, harmonies are being composed upon hundreds of keyboards every day in Dorset alone. Our language, Tiger, our language, hundreds of thousands of available words, frillions of legitimate new ideas, so that I can say the following sentence and be utterly sure that nobody has ever said it before in the history of human communication: "Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers." Perfectly ordinary words, but never before put in that precise that order. A unique child, delivered of a unique mother.
[…]
And yet, oh and yet, we all of us spend all our days saying to each other the same things, time after weary time, "I love you", "Don't go in there", "Get out", "You have no right to say that", "Stop it", "Why should I?", "that hurt", "help", "Marjorie is dead". You see? That surely is a thought to take out for a cream tea on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
[So to you language is more than just a means of communication?]
Oh, of course, it is of course, it is of course, it is of course, it is of course. Language is my mother, my father, my husband, my brother, my sister, my whore, my mistress, my check-out girl, a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen-up wipette. Language is the breath of God. Language is the dew on a fresh apple, it's the soft rain of dust that falls into a shaft of morning sun when you pluck from an old bookshelf a half-forgotten book of erotic memoirs… language is the creak on a stair, it's a spluttering match held to a frosted pane, it's a half-remembered childhood birthday party, it's the warm wet, trusting touch of a leaking nappy, the hulk of a charred Panzer, the underside of a granite boulder, the first downy growth on the upper lip of a Mediterranean girl, it's cobwebs long since overrun by an old Wellington boot.
[Night-night.]
"Junior is a faggot. I mean come on look at him." - Hank Williams Sr.(・∀・) Fuck you too, buddy.
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>>47 how can i take an apparently serious fetishist website seriously if they can't spell "bestiality"?
>>49 That way people who spell thing wrong can still get search results.
also, what's the deal with this 'NSFW' meme that's become so irritating lately. soon, you won't be able to say 'boobs' without someone screaming 'NSFW!' at the top of their lungs. is it really possible to have any kind of problems from reading a Wikipedia article about a porn actress? I'm just curious, does it happen? I've seen a few companies that went overboard with spying on their employees, but they're all dead by now or in a zombie state after their most critical employees left in disgust over having their privacy invaded by click-counters and other spyware introduced in their workplace. everyone needs some fresh air, and everyone needs their privacy, regardless of whether they're at work or wherever else. that's why an employer can't, for example, put cameras in the toilets at the workplace. out of curiosity about this NSFW phenomenon, I've searched for Sasha Gray and for Traci Lords FROM WORK. I browsed the wiki articles, I've even clicked 'images' in Google (with Google's content filter OFF they were obviously pure smut.) and? so what? the IT guys may find out, if they find enough time and curiosity to browse all internet activity logs, which I think is unlikely, considering how busy they are, and how utterly uninteresting internet activity logs are, especially for someone working in IT department. but even if they do find out, all I'll get from them will be a bawdy comment and a pat on the back. really, what else could they do? tell the boss? it wouldn't be appreciated, nobody likes a snitch. but let's say they do inform the boss, what could he do? reprimand me? fire me? over an article about a porn actress? the concept is absolutely ridiculous, he's not my mum. I'd laugh my ass off. but really, everyone is simply busy with work, and have better things to do than to check what other people are doing, not to mention browsing. sure, the access to biggest porn sites and sex-chats is blocked, but aside from that, it's really nobody's business what I do when I decide to take a breather from work.
so what's really the big deal with this 'NSFW' nonsense?
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Here is the beginning drawing of my series of drawings.
Each drawing will have a Hidden Eye power which could change anything.
This is the drawing of a Cross a girl who has died before ends up wearing.She died when she was a child and met death but when she woke up she wasn't the same, she became slightly evil and disturbed.She already had a anger problem but she hid it by twitching with her left eye which she covered over with her hair. But on her 16th birthday she died on the spot and death said to her "time for the bravest of humans to serve me, for now on you will wear this and you will be called Wolfie a ancient Goddess, you have no master but me". When she woke that necklace was stuck to her and she was wearing completely different, none of her family or friends remembered her she was a apart of every world but apart of none.
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In October 2005, I had been out on patrol all night, and was sleeping in my tent. At a little after 7am, I was awakened by a loud "BANG!" In the tent next to mine, another NCO asked SSG Berry if his "weapon was loaded" because he saw a magazine in his 9mm Beretta. SSG Berry pulled the 9mm and pointed the muzzle under his chin and said, "if it would loaded, would I do this?" The next thing SSG Berry did was DIED.
This more or less applies to everyone on the first few tries, especially if you're months between each wearing session. I've pretty much got an iron bladder so I can end up waiting hours from when I would normally be able to go to when I end up wetting. To prevent flooding if you're, say, lying on a bed, plastic pants are a big help. If you don't have them, force legholes into a bin bag. It feels a bit ridiculous to use one, but they're pretty effective, and the sound -can- be pretty arousing if you like the rustle.
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