CTRL+V THREAD! [part 9] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 04:45

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 8] (999)

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 03:13

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 22:15

(╯ಥ_ಥ)╯

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 21:08

鷲羽

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 03:02

Add to that the ease of obtaining extramarital sex, and there’s nothing all that compelling about marriage. Finally, because men and women really are different by nature, when they don’t rely on each other they often don’t like each other much, either, because they have such different interests. That’s a generalization, of course (some couples do have a lot in common and share common interests), but it’s probably true that in non-sexual settings most men don’t really like hanging out with women all that much.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 13:17

ETHYLENEDIAMINETETRAMETHYLPHOSPHONIC ACID

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 15:35

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 22:11

Hiya. Very cool website!! Man .. Excellent .. Amazing .. I will bookmark your website and take the feeds also¡­I am satisfied to find so much helpful information here in the post. Thank you for sharing..

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 22:42

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 19:30

Crimejazz

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 23:44

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 03:48

idk, i guess if there's prescriptions left on the bottle you don't wanna

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 11:41

サタンの亡霊が目を覚ます。

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 15:57

22446 Ventura Boulevard, Woodland Hills

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 17:30

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 18:44

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 04:10

NISE_TOEIC

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 06:04

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 13:54

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 17:21

-4366747030081041002

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 04:55

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 12:38

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 12:41

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472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 16:17

Kyuso Nekokami

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 22:45

A light has dawned upon me: I need companions - living ones, not dead companions and corpses, which I carry with me wherever I wish.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 06:28

キュアピースとセックスしたい

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 20:37

Un hombre se confunde, gradualmente, con la forma de su destino; un hombre es, a la larga, sus circunstancias.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 10:08

ご不明な場合 support@liveandchat.tv までご連絡下さい。

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 02:09

Donkey Dong 8 up, 7 down

A game homosexuals play, themed after it's heterosexual cousin "thumb wrestling". Donkey Dong is played a surface equal to the sum of the two participants' aggregate penis lengths, minus 4" inches. Players start by having erect two penises next to each other, with 2" of overlap.

Once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents penis to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. Once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the title of "Donkey Dong".

Pulling the penis toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. Losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. Players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the competition.
vvpimp69vv was playing donkey dong with his roommate, Eddie, and won every match. He is the best Donkey Dong player in the land!

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 12:37

It should have been over but he's still to this day trying to track me down from half way across the globe as both of us don't use real identities anywhere on the internet anymore and our real names turn up a black hole. Once in awhile I'll meet up with some old friends or employers when I come back to my old city for holidays and they'll tell me about how this sweaty-toothed madman keeps calling looking for me. I will also from time to time see various articles or comments written in my name which is him trying to lure me out of obscurity to resume our epic battle of the ages.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 17:57

This is the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you. For many years you have seen us as lights in the skies. We speak to you now in peace and wisdom as we have done to your brothers and sisters all over this, your planet Earth.
We come to warn you of the destiny of your race and your world so that you may communicate to your fellow beings the course you must take to avoid the disaster which threatens your world, and the beings on our worlds around you. This is in order that you may share in the great awakening, as the planet passes into a New Age of Aquarius. The New Age can be a time of great peace and evolution for your race, but only if your rulers are made aware of the evil forces that can overshadow their judgments.
Be still now and listen, for your chance may not come again.
All your weapons of evil must be removed. The time for conflict is now past and the race of which you are a part may proceed to the higher stages of its evolution if you show yourselves worthy to do this. You have but a short time to learn to live together in peace and goodwill.
Small groups all over the planet are learning this, and exist to pass on the light of the dawning New Age to you all. You are free to accept or reject their teachings, but only those who learn to live in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution.
Hear now the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you. Be aware also that there are many false prophets and guides operating in your world. They will suck your energy from you - the energy you call money and will put it to evil ends and give you worthless dross in return.
Your inner divine self will protect you from this. You must learn to be sensitive to the voice within that can tell you what is truth, and what is confusion, chaos and untruth. Learn to listen to the voice of truth which is within you and you will lead yourselves onto the path of evolution.
This is our message to our dear friends. We have watched you growing for many years as you too have watched our lights in your skies. You know now that we are here, and that there are more beings on and around your Earth than your scientists admit.
We are deeply concerned about you and your path towards the light and will do all we can to help you. Have no fear, seek only to know yourselves, and live in harmony with the ways of your planet Earth. We of the Ashtar Galactic Command thank you for your attention. We are now leaving the plane of your existence. May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the cosmos.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 16:01

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 23:25

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 06:00

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 06:18

AKBはJUNK FOODだ!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 14:47

Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 22:12

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| ェェ  ェェ |: : : : :}   
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| r‐-ニ-┐| : : :ノ
|! ヽ 二゙ノ イゞ‐′
| ` ー一'´丿 \
| \___/   /`丶、
| /~ト、   /    l \.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 00:21

Enantioselective synthesis

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 22:17

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   ==============、            (´Д`; ) < Sensei! This class only makes me feel depressed. Why do I need to take these courses anyways?
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492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 01:20

spherical harmonics

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 02:05

Made with Macintosh is a project of The Tech, MIT's student newspaper. While The Tech proudly supports Apple products, we will no longer continue to update this website.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 04:30

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 07:38

|.-──-、
| : : : : : : : : \
|: : : : : : : : : : : ヽ
|-…-…-ミ: : : : :',  did you like it
| '⌒'  '⌒' i: : : : :} 
| ェェ  ェェ |: : : : :}   
|   ,.、  |:: : : :;!  
| r‐-ニ-┐| : : :ノ
|! ヽ 二゙ノ イゞ‐′
| ` ー一'´丿 \
| \___/   /`丶、
| /~ト、   /    l \.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 15:34

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 20:48

Words such as “manhole” and “manlock,” have also come under scrutiny, but suitable replacements have proved difficult to find. However, this gives me an idea:
Instead of trying to neuter every word, why don’t we simply shoot for equal representation? We could just switch the gender of every other male-gendered word.
For example, instead of freshman, we could have “freshwoman,” and instead of manhole, “womanhole.” Other logical changes could include “womenstruation” from menstruation, and perhaps “womanatee” for the slow, portly sea creature.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 22:44

1045-1412-5685-1654-6343-1431

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 00:57

> Remember when I used to be obsessed with Maria Ozawa and needed to have ALL her films and it sucked cause a ton of them were 14 gig blueray files. Ended up drunkenly deleting the 100 hours of raw footage for my girlfriends student film final project off both drives on the mac we shared cause the thought of not completing my collection was giving me panic attacks. I figure the odds were she wouldn't need to use the raw footage for awhile so I kept the titles the same. Never forget the screams of "what the fuck!!!" followed by hysterical sobbing when she discovered 6 months of work replaced with ultra high def Japanese bukkake porn.

what the fuck am i reading

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 10:48

鬼哭啾々 に該当する項目は見つかりませんでした。

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 14:11

Normally I would at least attempt to explain the story, but it’s really not worth it. When you are controlling a character that uses his penis as a weapon you kind of get the feeling that story is not this games strong point.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 20:18

合格

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 06:12

The comment field is too long, by 2812 characters.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 08:25

(υ´・ε・`υ)

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 23:15

Age I was given: 16
Where I hung out online: 4chan
My computer/OS: Generic desktop with windows xp/gentoo dual boot
What I played: Magic the Gathering online with GCCG
What I watched: Azumanga Daioh
What I jerked it to: lesbians
Fears: never getting a girlfriend

Age now: 23
Where I hang out online: DQN
My computer/OS: Thinkpad with windows 7
What I play: Minecraft
What I watch: youtube subscriptions
What I jerk it to: threesomes
Fears: never achieving my dreams

Like this status and I'll give you an age. Answer for yourself and get friends the do the same.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 05:28

"do u want to soap my boons?"

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 14:24

hello everybody, well im eating healthier now and uhm my he.. helper there is gonna make me... the beef i showwed you in the picture. and ill show it to you right now actually its uhm sausage sausage okay bye

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 14:29

>>506
You've gotten worse with age.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 14:57

seases Like That! I Wanna Save People And Babies Life And Im Going To Accomplish It If I Don't Ill Die Or Struggle Trying To :) And That's My Dream.What's Yours?    

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 17:11

This pattern replicates in 34 million generations, and uses an instruction tape made of gliders which oscillate between two stable configurations made of Chapman-Greene construction arms. These, in turn, create new copies of the pattern, and destroy the previous copy. Gemini is a spaceship.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 18:13

>>502
This is my first manga and it is great! Thank you!

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 05:20

I've never heard of someone having a first manga before.

Anyway,
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    |::::::::/     )  (.   |    i   (・ )` ´( ・) i,/
   i⌒ヽ;;|   -=・=‐  .‐=・-.|    l    (__人_)  |  I am a prime minister.
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   ヽ.      /(_,、_,)ヽ  |     `7     〈
    |.    / トエェェェェエイ |    ⊂       ⊃
   ∧ヽ      |ュココココュ| .|    /_____|
  /\\ヽ    ヽニニニニソ/     /   ノゝ/
/::::::::::\ \ヽ. ─── /:::::\  /;;;;;;\_/

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 06:23

>>513
true..even so, its not a bad place to start! Dorohedoro is great.

also, nice to meet you a prime minister.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 12:14

>>512
My first manga was "Blame!" I highly recommend it. It's maximum action, less talk. And "Welcome to the NHK" is a manga about me. You should read it as well, it's fun!

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 15:35

The only physical manga I have read (and own) is Sgt. Frog

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 17:16

When you want to have discussions in these threads, do you cut and paste your message into the comment box out of obligation?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 17:47

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 19:01

>>515
yes, blame! is another great manga. less talk is a bit of an understatement though.

>>517
no because i'm boko haram

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 23:01

>>517
I use Notepad software, a powerful text editor from Microsoft Corporation, to conjure up my messages.

>>520
I can see myself on an actual British (and not American) Mac! It's like a dream came true!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 23:11

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524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 00:32


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     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 01:14

ンン

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 07:24

MOSAIC. WAV

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 10:24

Back then, there was nothing that could make me mad. I let people take advantage of generosity and kindness, and slowly lost my love and respect for life. You have to stand the test of time to be a chillbro. I didn't.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 01:06

The imp is incorrigible: his bottom is still red from his last spanking when he plans the next prank.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 02:25

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 10:17

E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, sorry, we don't serve minors......

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 01:25

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 05:33

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 15:54

Ants in the soda machine! And the lady was unsurprised.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 21:10

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 23:43

(sexp->infix '(and a (or b v) ~c (not d)))

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 09:40

I agree, I can't keep up, I just finished learning backbone.js and now I've found out on HN that it's old news, and I should use ember.js, cross that, it has opinions, I should use Meteor, no, AngularJS, no, Tower.js (on node.js), and for html templates I need handlebars, no mustache, wait, DoT.js is better, hang on, why do I need an HTML parser inside the browser? isn't that what the browser for? so no HTML templates? ok, DOM snippets, fine, Web Components you say? W3C are in the game too? you mean write REGULAR JavaScript like the Google guys? yuck, oh, I just should write it with CofeeScript and it will look ok, not Coffee? Coco? LiveScript? DART? GWT? ok, let me just go back to Ruby on Rails, oh it doesn't scale? Grails? Groovy? Roo? too "Springy?" ok, what about node.js? doesn't scale either?? but I can write client side, server side and mongodb side code in the same language? (but does it have to be JavaScript?) ok, what about PHP, you say it's not really thread safe? they lie?? ok, let me go back to server coding, it's still Java right? no? Lisp? oh it's called Clojure? well, it has a Bridge / protocol buffers / thrift implementation so we can be language agnostic, so we can support our Haskell developers. Or just go with Scala/Lift/Play it's the BEST framework (Foresquare use it, so it has to be good). of course we won't do SOAP and will use only JSON RESTful services cause it's only for banks and Walmart, and god forbid to use a SQL database it will never scale
I've had it, I'm going to outsource this project... they will probably use a wordpress template and copy paste jQuery to get me the same exact result without the headache and in <del>half</del>quarter the price

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 09:51

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541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 04:46

>>539
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542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 05:50

(flag:it)

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 17:35

i'm super depressed about society lately too.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 19:29

ever time Fluttershy is in embarrassment situation i blush and covr my face because i just cant look i so totaly relate to her

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 22:41

Bro, do you mean Khwaja Zinda Peer whose Urs was this weekend at Ghamkol Sharif?

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 04:19

Fuck that, you don’t owe anyone shit. Your loyalty should lie with your family and with your friends who return your loyalty, but that is as far as it should go . Do what you want and put yourself first now. Your acts of selflessness are no longer appreciated, they are resented and therefore wasted. If you want to play video games everyday or spend your free time fixing cars, do it without shame. If you want to notch up 200 club sluts or spend your spare time hunting, do it without shame. If you want to marry and have kids, do it because its what you want, not because you feel society or anyone else expects it of you, and do it on your god damned terms or not at all.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 11:23

stibiotantalite

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 19:01


(\ /)
(O.o)
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This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 01:31

железобетонное очко – “Anus of Concrete.” Honorific given to drivers who, faced with sudden danger like a huge truck coming head-on, remain calm, only saying “shoot” or “darn” quietly in the background, and efficiently steer away from danger, displaying some seriously fucking great driving skills.

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