Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use threads.” Now they have (Πm)!/Π(m!) problems
If the infestation is in a certain proportion, the victim mutates into a living bag of rotten skin and organs, called a visceroid.
Also I by dnb I mean dubstep n breaks.
#MentionSomeoneYoureThankfulFor My dad, without his sperm cell which made me a champion forever, I will not be here.
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
A selection of vocabulary from Futaba Channel (2chan), translated into terms relatable to the average 4chan lurker
ググル GUGURU Google. Can also be used as a Godan verb.
ネットオタク NETTO-OTAKU Lit. Net Otaku; basement dwellers and their ilk.
ニチャネル／２チャネル／２ｃｈ NI-CHANERU 2channel, the text-only equivalent of 2chan.
二葉チャネル Futaba CHANERU 2chan
名無しさん Nanashi-san Anonymous (not the organisation)
ニコ動 NICO-dou Niconicodouga
ネットの世界 NETTO no sekai Internet (world)
ヤフル YAFURU Yahoo!Japan
ようつべ youtsube YouTube
コピペ KOPIPE Copy&Paste (can be used in conjunction with suru)
カワユス KAWAYUSU Cute
激しく同意 hageshiku doui I strongly agree
４６４９／４６／ｙｒ yoroshiku Please (from the readings of those numbers, yon roku shi ku)
ｋｗｓｋ kuwashiku With details/Elaborate (from 詳しく)
ＧＪ Good job
ワロス WAROSU lel
ギガワロス／テラワロス GIGAWAROSU/TERAWAROSU rofl (?)
乙 otsu Thanks (from お疲れ様 otsukaresama)
ニコ廚 NICO-chuu Nicofag
厨房 chuubou middle-school kid/UNDERAGE REPORTED
炎上 enjou A thread with lots of flames/trolls
カキコ KAKIKO post
スレ SURE thread
ニート／ＮＥＥＴ NIITO Not in education, employment or training
レス RESU response
亀レス kame-RESU slow response (lit. turtle response)
ネッ広 NETTO-kou the potential of the Internet (from The Ghost in the Shell,
「ネット(ねっと)は広大(こうだい)だわ」, netto wa koudai da wa, “The net is vast and infinite.”)
マジレス MAJIRESU Serious response
ＤＱＮ DOKYUN many meanings, all negative: bullshitter, person that doesn’t know what they’re talking about, trash of society, someone who needs to lurk more, retarded, faggot, newfag, etc, etc (from the title of the show 目撃(もくげき)！ドキュン mokugeki! DOKYUN, a show about delinquents).
A selection of vocabulary from Futaba Channel (2chan), translated into terms relatable to the average 4chan lurker (Part 2)
（ｒｙ ryaku Used for etc, essentially, or to omit something that is repeated frequently on 2chan. For example, if a DQN wanders into the thread and everybody tells him to GTFO, then (ry would be an option to convey the same message. Often used in unfunny ironic shitposting like 一番のアニメは（ｒｙ。 (The best anime is etc.) Hilarious. (From 略)
裏 ura Random boards, like /b/ on 4chan or /news4vip/ on 2chan.
ネタ NETA Internet maymays/parodies/made-up stories/OC
クソスレKUSOSURE shit thread/shitpost thread
ウルセハゲ URUSE HAGE shut the fuck up (very rude)
萌える moeru to be moe
コラ KORA shooped
電波 denpa cancer (as in, the cancer that is killing /a/)
マターリMATAARI laid-back/chill
デス種 DESUtane GUNDAM SEED DESTINY
パクリ PAKURI stolen/infringing on copyright
知障 chishou retarded (from 知的障害 chitekishougai)
秋田 akita I’m done./Fuck this. (from 飽きた)
キチガイ KICHIGAI troll
消防 shoubou elementary school kid (worse than chuubou)
工房 koubou high school kid (less insulting thanchuubou)
ホロン部 HORON-bu Koreafag. These people are regarded in a similar manner to Yuropfags on /pol/ (and many other 4chan boards); ie, slanderers and liars. The name comes from an infamous attempt by a HORONbu to type 日本は滅ぶ (Japan is declining), but typed HORONbu instead. Always DQN without exception. Hide and report all threads started by a HORONbu.
ＡＡ ASCII “art”
あぼーん aboon deleted (post)
あげ age bump
While exploring, the player can be attacked by mutant enemies coming out of the snow at anytime. Although this is supposed to be suspenseful and surprising, the appearance of the creatures is unintentionally forewarned by the Dreamcast's often loud reading and loading of the game disc.
"American made car?" Is there such a thing any more?
The vehicles the Big Three sells as "proudly made in America" are in fact cobbled together from almost entirely foreign components of dubious quality.
An engine is manufactured in China, its engine block cast of scrap metal from a nail factory and radioactive waste, its pistons and valves assembled by political prisoner slave laborers in a lao-gai deathcamp, with all the tender loving care, attention to detail, and quality control that implies.
It is attached to a transmission assembled in Guatemala by the most skilled nine-year-olds they can find willing to work for two cents a day, and stuck together with chewing gum that has been recycled by a patented process.
The powertrain is then attached to a chassis made of the finest recycled sheet metal by the most talented six-year-olds in a Brazilian sweatshop.
It is then shipped by train to one of the remaining plants in Deebabwe, where an assortment of sullen Wonderful Diversities drunk on Cisco Red are paid eighty bucks an hour to bolt on the wheels (hecho en Mexico) and affix the sticker that says "MADE WITH PRIDE IN THE USA." Shift's over, it's Miller Time, boys! There's your new 4-mile-to-the-gallon Monstermobile SUV, which is very economical because it can't go four miles without breaking down, and oh so practical in these days of $4.20 a gallon gasoline.
The whole circus is run by an assortment of fly-by-night CEOs whose job it is, when they're not demanding that the company spend more money on Wonderful-Diversity photo ops and heartwarming public celebrations of their commitment to Wonderful Diversity by hiring and promoting more and more disgusting sexual deviants and IQ-55 crackhead felons, to go weeping to Congress and the newspapers and declare Ford/Chrysler/GM much too PO', o lawd chillunz, we'z just too PO', to pay its employees' pensions as they are obligated by contract, y'all gots to give us another hunnert billion dollas, y'all. Then they jet back to Detroit to pick up their three hundred million dollar a year tax-free stock-option compensation packages, then when the taxpayer peons start to notice the familiar faces on the televitz too much, jump out the window with the aid of a cool half-billion-dollar golden parachute. Then the next nonentity with an MBA after his name takes over and there's another flurry of breathless newspaper headlines, HARD-NOSED NEW AUTO CEO PROMISES TO TURN DETROIT AROUND (gief moniez plox!).
I have no sympathy for any of the clowns in this particular three-ring circus of freaks and the best thing the US government could do would be to cut off the welfare checks and let Detroit die with dignity, then bulldoze the ruins of Detroit, plant some grass, and turn loose some buffalo. However, I am quite sure that the trillion-dollar bailout gravy train will keep on rolling until Washington runs out of money to write these welfare checks.
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Sokov huh. Well next time we meet you can Sokov my wiener. OH BURNT!
The moment was divided into 12 ounces [4] of 7.5 seconds each.
実行
One joke that Rochus’ boss liked to tell was at the expense of his pompous Luftwaffe chief Hermann Goering. Goering was a man forever designing himself new uniforms and giving himself new orders and decorations.
“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.
“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she enquired.
“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!
What did the rest of my guys do? They all ran into the wall and got stuck in a corner . . . brilliant!!! Figuring this game had definite problems with navigating angles, I decided to give it another try in the open forest. OK, my team performed a bit better . . . instead of running into a wall they either vibrated wildly like they were having some kind of horrible epileptic fit or fell prone and crawled back and forth in the same place. C'mon guys, what's up with that? How am I supposed to take on 8 other ringers just by my lonesome? It's like you're the fly going up against Mr. Miyagi.
Dream other dreams, and better!
Every day I'm either in a wine shop or a brothel,
A free-spirited monk who is hard to fathom;
My surplice always appears torn and dirty,
But when I patch it, it smells so sweet.
Friends,
Here it comes: After months of secret negotiations with the players who pushed SOPA, the major Internet Service Providers on the verge of implementing their "Six Strikes" plan to fight "online infringement". With essentially no due process, AT&T, Cablevision Systems, Comcast, Time Warner Cable and Verizon will get on your case if you're accused of violating intellectual property rights -- and eventually even interfere with your ability to access the Internet. (You can contest accusations -- if you fork over $35.)
Click here to tell the ISPs to back down -- or that you'll look to take your business elsewhere:
http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/six_strikes/#1?referring_akid=2030.2292341.dfikBr&source=mailto
After the first few supposed violations, they'll alert you that your connection was engaging in behavior that they -- the giant corporations that provide your Internet service -- deem inappropriate.
And then it gets really dicey: They can make it difficult for you to access the web, or start throttling down your connection.
Click here to tell the ISPs to back down -- and put them on notice:
http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/six_strikes/#1?referring_akid=2030.2292341.dfikBr&source=mailto
From Wired:
After four alerts, according to the program, “mitigation measures” may commence. They include “temporary reductions of Internet speeds, redirection to a landing page until the subscriber contacts the ISP to discuss the matter or reviews and responds to some educational information about copyright, or other measures (as specified in published policies) that the ISP may deem necessary to help resolve the matter.”
That's right: These mega-corporations now claim the authority to undermine your Internet access -- and want to serve as judge, jury, and executioner. Tell them to back off -- or that you'll start looking for other places to bring your business.
Just click here to tell the ISPs to back down:
http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/six_strikes/#1?referring_akid=2030.2292341.dfikBr&source=mailto
grate coders are rock star ? for who ?
These rectangular pieces of cloth served as an object of worship. From what little is known, the 'American' people used to have daily pledges to the flag. It's assumed that the flag was perceived as an extension of some deity; perhaps the figure known as 'Jesus' of whom they believed was reincarnated and became what was referred to as 'president,' a sort of monarch, of their landmass. The presence of this 'flag' on the moon so far away from the Earth goes to show how important it was to these 'America' people to have an extension of their diety nearby. It is suggested that the reason these people went to the moon is so that they could give their deity a better view to watch over them.
The evidence appears obvious that these 10 men, woman and children, were buried rapidly by some catastrophe, like a flood. Articulated skeletons indicate rapid burial. Some propose to explain these bones by arguing that they were mining, when the mine collapsed. However there is no indication of tunnels, and woman and small children would not likely be included in a mining operation. Additionally, no tools have been found and there are no crushed bones which would be expected if the mine caved in. Another invalid explanation is that this is a mass grave and they were buried. This cannot be true because the living would have to dig a grave 50-100 feet deep through extremely hard sandstone layers. The modern mining operation was halted in the 1970's because the sandstone was so hard it was destroying the bulldozers. These humans appear to have been buried by the same catastrophe that buried dinosaurs in this continent spanning formation. Humans and dinosaurs must have lived at the same time!
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クリトリス松村のリトを抜くと
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oh dear i can't eventually until yet
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We want to give Dodger fans a chance to try our noodles for free! Just come to our in-stadium location, behind the right field bullpen and have a snack, on us!
I sometimes google my thoughts and opinions so I can find articles and blogs that agree with me, just to get some artificial validation.
Science itself, … may be regarded as a minimization problem, consisting of the completest possible presenting of facts with the least possible expenditure of thought
Effect of Phytic Acid on Zinc Availability
Dogs can be fitted with microchip implants that make them identifiable if they are found.[28] This enables a dog to be identified unless the chip has been removed or has degraded, been assimilated or otherwise been deactivated
Man ba itune laj-am:
Man --> (envy) (music) <-- itune
Who cares? I just want to be a little girl in rural japan. I'd play with my friends and go to festivals, I'd put up fish for boys day and I'd fish. I would be underfoot and cute to the grocers and I would run around the farmers when they return. I want to see the Sakura trees bloom and the ground covered in leaves and q cool autumn breeze while I play with the other little girls and eat good food from the village. Somewhere far nough away that there are no computers so I never see one of those wretched things and I can stay there forever as the seasons change and make food and play until I become old and sit around and fish and talk to my other old girl friends and eat good food and go to festivals.
There's a proverb about two sisters, one of whom wants to be a boy. So she was ostracized growing up and eventually died. A long time later the othe one is driving through the rural mountains and sees a little boy who looks exactly like her sister running through a deer trail along the road. That's what I want.
That and people aren't buying enough hats
I used to fap to Nao a lot. That must have been like 3-4 years ago. I'm pretty sure I remember where I was when I first saw that ad that informed me of those breasts, math class in my freshmen year of collage while on newgrounds.
Ahh, how time flies~
>>590 is creepy and pathetic
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Karate-Robo Zaborgar
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Pay with your debit or credit card
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Her Majesty does not glow in the dark.
I toast that creation with a glass of my famous 725-wine punch.
The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.
>>621
The worst anime ever, without any doubt, is Neon Genesis Evanjellyoon. Not only is the plot as thin as a paper bag, it fails to deliver any semblance of a theme of anything and has a lot of hastily inserted religious symbolism. Pisses me off that people try to call this cheap hack of a show "deep" and "thought-provoking" and I just want to punch them in the face.
4chan = hacker forums
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This is a serious, non-rhetorical question: why should a man risk being with you when a false allegation from you can ruin his career and maybe land him in jail? Why should a man risk marrying you when the family courts will allow you to steal his children and turn him into “Uncle Dad” while you go off and find a new man you find more appealing, while he has to give up half his income to you and see and hear his children’s voices pretty much only when you feel like it, or once or twice a week? Why should he risk his health, his happiness, his emotional and spiritual and psychological and physical and financial well-being, possibly even his freedom and his fundamental human rights, just to make you happy until the end of his life, which will likely be much shorter than yours?
Why are you worth that risk?
渋谷系
A bull's penis similar to this one, intended for use as a cattle whip, was given to the museum's founder when he was a boy and sparked a lasting interest in penises.
Little girls are friendly NPCs. You may buy one from the slave master in Derphy for 1434 gold. You can also get a level 1 version as your starting pet, or one that varies according to your level by wishing for "ally". They also wander about in dungeons (for some reason), enemies in pet/gladiator arenas, or can be part of the enemies required to be eliminated in the Hunting quests.
She is the best choice as your first pet as she is faster than her main alternatives, the fallen soldier and warrior of Elea, and can wield weapons, unlike a bear.
>>630
If I was ever stuck in the NGE universe, I would do lewd things to Asuka.
>>631
Dude, be honest. You wouldn't be able to get anywhere near her. You'd be too damn nervous to talk to her even if you did get within arm's reach of her.
YOU A LOSER
I haven't contributed to this thread in weeks because I barely use my ^C/^V clipboard, so ... this is my paste I guess
2. in Japanese.
laugha jeff garlic guy
Ran out the front door,
moving like a meteor,
i sped across the front lawn quickly,
missed the bus, my shoelace tripped me,
rounded the corner,
homework flying as I go,
neighbor shouted "tally ho!"
and gave a standing O.
Wot da fuk s gan on wI 02 gettin pissd off wI dis aw da time cany wait fur ma contract tae end al b gan wI Vodafone or orange!!!!
Coming from a fashion veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, wearing a jacket with nothing underneath.
That's right, nothing underneath. This is the vet's way of dressing.
Wearing just a jacket is nothing like wearing it with something else. With the right jacket and weather, it will feel like a part of your body. This is the key.
And then, it's a delicious feeling. This is unbeatable.
However, if you dress like this you may attract attention if you open the jacket, and you may get cold; if you don't open it, you may get too hot. It's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
laugha jeff garlic guy
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Cartoon, is in fact, Animation/アニメ/animātiō, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, アニメ plus animātiō. Animation is not an art-form unto itself, but rather a component of a fully functioning Animated Film made useful by the animation process, voice acting and drawing of backgrounds comprising a full Animated Film.
Many otaku watch animation made by japanese every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the medium of animation which is widely used today is often called “Cartoon”, and many of its fans are not aware that it is basically the Animated Film, developed by the Japanese.
There really are cartoons, and there are people are watching them, but it is just a slang colloquialism referring to a specific genre of animation which generally makes use of exaggerated features and is targeted towards children. Animation is the foundation: the part of an animated film that allows you to watch the film in motion. The animation is an essential part of an animated film, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete animated film. Cartoons are normally used in combination with the animation: The entire genre is a subset of animated films in general. All the so-called “Cartoons” distributions are really animated films, or アニメ.
Pallets move the world. Over 500 million pallets are manufactured in the U.S. every year. Over 90 percent of these pallets are made out of solid wood. Pallet manufacture is the largest use of hardwood lumber produced in the U.S. It is estimated that on any given day, 1.8 to 1.9 billion pallets are in use in the nation - storing and distributing products. The wood fiber use in wood pallets combined with the wood fiber use in corrugated containers make the combined usage for storage and distribution of consumer and industrial products in wood boxes and pallets the largest single use of wood fiber in the U.S. According to RPM Technologies, a leader in the pallet industry, the world pallet market is approximately $9 billion a year (80% or more than $7 billion of which is wood); and according to the American Pallet and Manufacturing Association, the annual growth rate of pallet demand in Mexico is 12% per year. The pallet market in the United States is extremely lucrative, taking in roughly $7 billion per year ($30 billion worldwide). To feed that consumption level, though, nearly 40 percent of all hardwood lumber goes towards wooden pallet production. That makes the pallet industry the second largest consumer of lumber, behind only the construction industry.
As a level 1 burglar, Bilbo got a pony when he joined those high level dwarves doing the Smaug The Dragon raid. Those powerlevelers probably invited him solely so he could trigger fellowship attacks for them.
