>>340
I read most of your post before I realized it was about beer. That's because beer was the last word.
penis zits are painful
I can't keep myself from it like this.
Was she breathing? What a stupid question. Of course she wasn't.
Needs to stop.
Poor generic anime girl.
Greatest of the Corea has successfully launched a satellite!
I GOT A 90! FUCK YOU PSY101!
If you're using Firefox, press Ctrl+Shift+I, then Alt+W.
I hate having to wake up before dawn so fucking much.
>>352
My attempts at getting a higher education never got me anywhere. I still cry at night because all my friends have at least engineer's degrees by now... I feel like I'm an even less achieving version of Howard from TBBT. I wish I could lie down and disappear from existence.
It's two in the fucking morning.
>>355
Maybe you'll make it into space! You never know!
Education isn't everything. I'm going for a PhD next year, half because I don't actually want to go into the Real World.
>>357
Thank you! Maybe I should try again then. Good luck with your PhD!
Hideous things.
>>355
If you get a BA degree then you suddenly qualify for lot's of jobs in othe countrys. That's what I'm doing. I'm doing CS but I'm using the degree to work as an English teacher.
Lolikons are just child molesters waiting to happen.
As it happens, I'd quite like to live in a cave as well.
So, chartered accountancy sounds like it wouldn't be too bad. Compared to corporate law anyway.
It's nothing nearly so romantic; I used her. So what? It happens thousands of times every day, I'm sure. And it's safe to say she can't feel it any more.
>>361
Yeah, the thought of leaving my country was motivating for some time. I wish I could get a bachelor's degree faster, say, in 2 years. Just to compensate for some of the wasted time.
From my own experience, I just don't go along well with younger freshmen. It feels like they consider me to be too old, like if I was from another age. Well, they were all a bit shy. Add a bit of terrible time management and a winter depression and you are out.
On the other hand, distance learning felt humiliatingly easy. It was quite clearly designed for incredibly busy men and women who would struggle to find some time to solve a single problem. I eventually managed to forget about it at all.
Sorry, if I don't make any sense now, but I'm too tired.
Who did the hully gully on the Panama Canal?
Peter the Great is currently my favorite historical figure.
I have forgotten what it's like to not be a NEET.
>>370
From what I hear from my friends it's all about troubles with time management, terrible project planning, lazy coworkers, working overtime until midnight, spending weekends on the work and clients trying to launder some money. I don't think either of us would enjoy this.
>>371
Who's this "ticks" guy? Why should he kill himself?
Fuck it.
Good night, DQN.
Fucking and drinking and talking and drinking and fucking and talking and listening to songs we loved as teens.
It was a good night. I don't care if I've got things to do tomorrow.
I met my waifu in a dream! This is cause for celebration.
>>376
That's nice. I getting my ass kicked at a magic the gathering.
I'm so excited for the end of the DQN Short Novel Part II!
Fuck it makes my head hurt.
Computers piss me off so much right now.
| (^o^)ノ | < おやすみー
need a job
don't get a job
but i need a job
no don't get a job
but i really need money
but you'll be away from me all day, and you'll have to deal with so many cunts
i know but
Rife-rike textule.
Bitch, I am a pattern reader.
/jp/ /jp/. creativity~
I played board games and Wii U with my friends this weekend. I wish it went on for a little longer.
It's time to stop poasting.
Toast.
It's going to branch out exponentially.
i really should accomplish something
Off I go.
I think I fucked up with this girl I'm trying to get
I need to cake.
I have rum cake and it's good.
This thread is like lyrics to one of Pavement's songs, and I love pavement.
The coach's uncle took the sausage and that would begin his successful sausage company.
How the fuck am I still on level 0‽
Yuri looks so cute with his little powder blue kitty ear hood. Good this it ups his DEF stat so much.
I cannot believe that I still haven't finished Fortune Summoners.
NO GO AWAY EPISTEMOLOGY I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE
If I have to stay here for a whole extra year because of my teaching forgetting to get some paperwork from us. I am going to flip my shit.
(╬ಠ益ಠ) Linux Mint
>>404
Problem? I am considering moving to Mint. Is there something wrong with it?
Ooh, my left ctrl button works. What a pleasant surprise.
>>405
It's been freezing on a nigh-daily basis for me, and I haven't (yet) managed to track down why.
He's probably not awake yet. But it's really snowing.
>>408
In Hungarian, LFS stands for "Ló fasz a segedbe"; literally, "A horse's penis up your butt", generally used to mean "Go fuck yourself". Just thought I'd let you know.
In Finnish a computer is called a "number witch".
In Russian it's just a borrowed word as well as "calculator". Well, there is an original name for it "электронно-вычислительная машина" (ЭВМ) which stands for "electronic data processing machine". "ПЭВМ" refers to the same device as "PC", П is for "personal".
ЭВМ and ПЭВМ were commonly used back in the USSR (when both hardware and software were manufactured by their own means - despite heavily borrowing concepts and designs from the West), however, they are obsolete now.
I hit myself in the jaw in frustration after getting repeatedly killed in a video game. I feel both more concentrated and less smart after this.
Sometimes I copy things just so I can share them with /dqn/ in the Ctrl+V thread.
Huh, so "entropic" is a word. Also butterflies.
I wonder how many Icelandic people are on DQN, not a lot I would imagine.
Wait, do I even have any creepy fetishes?
LIVE: the world is ending.
DIE: beat the world to it!
We will not.
Touch a weenis.
Touch a harbl.
Well, that whole apocalypse thing sure is not happening.
>>405
After poking around some more and seeing that it was a KDE component that was crashing, I tried the Cinnamon version of Mint and it seems rather more stable. Not perfect but at least when something does crash it doesn't freeze the desktop.
I can now conclude that everything fits into one of two categories: Japanese schoolgirls or shit I don't want to think about right now.
This threads name is cumbersome and takes up the entire top of the page.
Blood loss makes me feel great!
I hope ticks, Archduke, et al. bleed to death.
>>429 But, it clearly and concisely describes what the thread is about. This is key.
HIGH SPEED WINDS TOM IT'S WENT 'N WINDEY
I don't hate you, but I'd like you more if you were dead.
PINGAS
VAYA PA LA PINGA
Homeless people are just feral humans.
That was stupidly successful.