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1 Name: (“Κί„Dί)“Κ : 1993-09-7018 20:04

Not the first time I've restarted this thread, how delightful!

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 18:44

Intuition tells me the Janitor is purposely derailing my threads. But I can't provide any evidence to get him canned!

442 Name: Janitor !!3zq10tci : 1993-09-7053 19:33

>>441
I've personally been derailing your threads.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 21:15

oh snarp

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 02:14

I suppose I'm not so much immoral as amoral.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 03:25

I'll do it tomorrow.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 04:58

Shii sure is a masochist, but at least he was better than anyone in the moderation at 4chan now.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 05:25

I wanna get into dqn irc sekrit club

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 05:30

JIZUE IS AWESOME!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 13:16

I cannot help but notice that this is actually a grapefruit.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 20:17

>>447

There isn't one. But you can join #saovq if you'd like.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 20:47

All I can hear coming from the nearby airport bar as I wait for my delayed plane are the same two bass notes over and over again, sidechained to a 4/4 kick.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 20:48

>>450
Maybe he means the hidden boards?

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 21:29

hey there's somebody else posting right now

I gotta hide!

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 21:45

Is it ƒΏƒΛ + ƒΝƒΛƒΝƒΚƒΏ or ƒΏ + ƒΛƒΝƒΚƒΝς?

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 21:57

http://youtu.be/C4gvXGmbW-Y
Come inside North Corea, american!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 22:59

Listen to my keyboard! Hear its clanky music!

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 23:20

>>456
Do you use... Dvorak?

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 23:22

>>457
No, I just have a very loud keyboard.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 23:28

>>456
Do you use... Dvorak?

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 23:46

I'm sorry. I double posted like some stupid kid. I'm terribly sorry.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 23:51

>>456
Do you use... Dvorak?

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 00:59

Testing out some demo tablet at best buy lol

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 02:54

That guy didn't had to kill Albert to get the message across... He could just have, like, killed Madden and carved "Albert" in his chest, or paint it with his blood on a wall, or something...

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 03:41

oh i get it, because dvorak was a composer who did that bread advert

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 05:26

For some reason sleeping in my home bed makes feel horny.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 13:14

>>465 I was really horny in my home bed too, it's been a while where I've woke up in the middle of the night and masturbated before I knew what I was doing

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 13:55

I'm going to rewatch Lucky Star and there's nothing you can do about it.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 14:09

>>467 I am going to upload some bizarre Lucky Star pr0n to 4chan and there is nothing you can do about it.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 14:46

Which is the best DQN ELECTRONICS? If you were to show a friend for the first time, which one would you recommend they try first?

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 14:48

>>468
TSUKASA IS FREEDOM

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 19:49

I hate it when web comics and infographics popularise some language rule, because it always leads to hypercorrection. It's fine to use 'i.e.' for examples if I am using it to mean 'that is', god damn it.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 22:35

"Rancid polecat giblets"

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 23:24

>Backtrace:
>In unknown file:

._.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 01:50

I can't even recognise myself from two years ago. Things change so fast...

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 02:32

Don't hate on my porno, bro

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 03:14

Happiness is a warm cat

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 04:16

Sadness is a cold cat

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 09:07

Apathy is a lukewarm cat.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 12:10

After many struggles across the Atlantic ocean, my sleeping schedule finally brought me to New York. Now I want to rotate 7-9 hours back.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 14:01

Latency is a tepid cat.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 15:05

a tepid cat is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 18:01

We're all cute girls on the inside.

...Wait, no, that isn't true at all.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 15:54

NPR seems to be giving a lot more reporter jobs to people with really bad lisps these days.

Makes the whole news section sound even faggier than it used to.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 17:45

>>483
Oh, you just reminded me to get back to SICP.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 18:19

MY DARLING DARLING PLEASE!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 18:28

Do-do dooo dodo doo do doo
Dodo dooo

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 23:27

Reality just keeps letting me down.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 01:07

Endless strings of ‚—s, as far as the eye can see...

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 02:51

I gotta get back to work.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 02:56

Oh no!

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 06:34

bum farts

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 12:50

Gonna go out for a bike ride, hope there's no little kids about to point and laugh at my cool bike

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 13:15

>>488
Oh my, I was able to imagine this in 3d! Surrounded by ‚—s...

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 14:49

Ah, but it's cold outside!

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 15:30

I love my bike, that was lots of fun. I climbed to the top of the big hill my hometown's built on too. Then I bombed down the side, aaaahhh so fast hehe ooh am buzzin

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 22:21

aye a knar how ya feel m8

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 00:21

>>496 Thanks scott you've always got my back

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 00:23

i forgot that things affected me

>>495 bombed oh no...

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 00:25

>>498
At least that way he probably lost less Cherry than if he'd died. Unless he was playing as Marisa A, that is.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 00:45

>>499 yeah man

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 00:56

Can anyone offer a translation of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEd4QGVn1hY ?

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 01:58

instead of trying to send radio messages randomly out into space to contact extra-terrestrial life, why not invent something that could suck the entire vacuum of space in and out a tiny but perceptible amount, and send a message into space with binary using sucks to spell it, thus contacting all of space at once, like a big net, or sack even?

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 03:08

VIPTRONIC SEVEN GOT AN EXTENSION!

GUYS MAKE STUFF MAKE STUFF MAKE A SOOONG!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 04:55

>>503 how can i submit?

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 07:50

It's cold.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 15:46

>>502
The vacuum of space is just that, a vacuum; there's nothing actually there. You can't move or suck in or out nothingness. You might be thinking of those diagrams of gravity wells which show space being bent out of shape, but changing that would require creating and destroying planet or star sized objects for each pulse. This is not only incredibly impractical, but the effect would barely be measurable outside our solar system, let alone galaxies away.

Radio waves, on the other hand, travel at the speed of light and aren't diminished by long distances. This is good because if there is any life out there, it's going to be many many light years away.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 15:59

>>506
I think propagation of the effects of gravity also conform to the speed of light. So even if you could create and destroy planets rapidly it would take just as long to get places.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 16:14

>>506 i was really baked when i posted that, even before i hit send i was like "haha wow i talk so much shit"

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 22:03

>>507
Yes, you're quite right.

>>508
Don't worry about it! It's fun to consider these things.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 01:58

Care for a hopi, madam?

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 03:02

Omegle is practically analogous to those rat experiments where they press the button a thousand times to get stimulated. Fancy that

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 03:20

I've been putting off my dreams for so long, I'm not even sure if I want them any more.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 14:40

Fenf

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 17:27

Hey I found a DQN group on facebook

It has one member

Hey wait... posts I made in 2009?

Where did everyone go?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 17:48

My electric shaver functions better as a sex toy than as a shaver.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 18:15

"Pussy" brand energy drinks actually tastes like pussy

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 20:18

You're a winner.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 00:04

Sociopaths are harmless, apparently.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 00:34

HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 03:17

Gott mit uns

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 03:35

I'll do it tomorrow.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 19:16

Some integration is just what I need right now.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 20:15

>>522

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524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 22:43

>>523
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525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 03:34

>>524
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526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 03:53

Daleks just need a hug.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 15:28

That "New year resolutions" rap idea is bad. It either demands too many resolutions or words about nothing in particular. I just can't do it.

But anyway, I will study AI. I'm going to try and make some good tracker music. And I won't drink alcohol at all!

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 16:11

INCOMING NEW YEAR

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 18:00

I am NOT a Victorian!

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 19:45

in 2013 i am going to learn Tarred & Feathered on keyboard and start an art blog

531 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7062 21:15

Hello, this is !ESpeoN/nPA, already reporting from so-called "new year 2013" or 1993-09-7063 and wishing you Happy Next 365 Days!

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 23:17

Happy new year and shit.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 00:22

The London fireworks show was extremely good.

In other news, I just mistyped London as Londong, which is no doubt a much better name for the city.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 00:43

You're a dog, you don't even know what fireworks are.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 01:14

>>533
We got an usual mediocre one in Moscow. At least clouds turned it into an interesting colour show this time.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 01:29

Is NPR going out of their way to hire news announcers with speech defects? Morning Edition and All Things Conthidered sound like a championship level lisping contest.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 02:26

>>531
ESpeoN/nPA-kun, is your name really Albert?

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 04:48

This post is not sufficiently incomprehensible yet.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 05:46

>>536 You've forgotten the most important one, Diane Rehm.

540 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7063 10:51

>>537
No, it's my pen name/character for video games. I believe the first time that character appeared was in Fallout 3.

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