[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#10] (999)

1 Name: `!CdQPknbMI.!!r7LU6/4y : 1993-09-7104 02:19

I had to delete the full stop, even though I said I wouldn't, in order to fit the number 10 in.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:30

You see, the most amazing thing is that this isn't even the first time that my home has been invaded by break dancing ocelots.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:34

A casual sex? I have never had even a regular one!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 00:52

What if I'm the mental one?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 06:05

w00t i'm a pandar

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 08:48

I can wait.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 12:07

I'll go down to the meadow at 3AM and scream until my throat hurts. But why? In frustration? To deny the very existence of the unpleasantries that have driven me to this point? No, for I love these as I love every facet of my life. Thus I shall scream for no reason at all.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 16:40

If I sit here long enough, they'll stop knocking.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 18:51

Wattsmaaaaan

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 18:59

So why don't I give up, anyway?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 10:10

Inb4 all unprotected wi-fi routers get wiped out in the US.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 10:32

My darling little brick-fish-cat-baby.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 16:48

I hate my Shrekonomics class. It's driving me ogre the edge!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 17:43

>>150
That sounds nice.
There are so many times when I see something on textboards that look like it would be in a black textbox of a manga which it is the main characters inner monologue.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 18:40

Woah, I never noticed that advertisement on the front page before.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 19:01

Fixing a stupid error took the solving time down from 14 seconds to 2 seconds! And it's probably more correct too, which is always nice!

160 Name: CRINKLY : 1993-09-7120 19:50

http://bombermine.com/#/play haha this is great! Come and play DQN?

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 20:49

>>156
check yourself before you shrek yourself

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 00:28

I just turned 24!

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 01:11

>>160
Ping more than 3000 ms? What the hell, man? How are you going to play a competitive video game with pings over even 100!

>>162
I wish I was as young...

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 04:05

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Snatcher!

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 10:07

That's it! No food until you've finished that essay!

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 10:23

How do I unlearn dumbed-down silly American English and learn British instead?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 11:36

I'll substitute your face with a bloodied pulp!

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 12:45

>>166
Join British forums (if there are any any more)! Change your computer's default language! Move to England!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 16:45

>>166
Change your browser's language to English UK. If it has a spellchecker, it will help you Anglicise yourself.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 16:48

>>166
Take in heavy loads of Arab dick until you feel sufficiently British

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 18:05

>>162 Hope you're having a nice day!

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 01:18

Chip Cheezum is adorable

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 01:42

>>168
But I'd rather move to Sweden. It's a nice place, albeit a bit cold.

>>169
Thank you, it might help me put "U" where it is due. Although the language of the web itself is a sort of pidgin.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 02:41

What if everyone was a Snatcher?

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 02:43

>>169

>Anglicise

Funnily enough, the Oxford English Dictionary recommends -ize (e.g. Anglicize). -ize goes back over 500 years and isn't an Americanism like most people believe.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 10:37

Poor Youmu! I didn't want to make her cry.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 11:46

>>175 I don't know if I'll ever be able to bring myself to use -ize

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 12:14

I haven't been to the Superstructure for months. I must have missed two or three of these threads. I'm not sure whether to feel good or bad about this.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 12:52

I rather dislike the words “coding” and “gamer”.
Calling yourself a ‘gamer’ is like proclaiming you're a ‘fan of music’, and if you're ‘gaming’ rather than ‘playing computer games’ you're probably giving a little too much merit to a not-uncommon hobby. Contrast with pro gamer, where ‘gaming’ actually produces an income and provides entertainment for observers.
Also, the act of ‘coding’ as opposed to programming makes it sound like you're bashing away at your keyboard and coincidentally producing text that resembles a computer program, rather than thinking about what you are doing and then programming the computer to solve a problem. It kind of implies you're not actually planning on running the program at the end, you're just producing code. In a professional setting, the distinction becomes that a code monkey codes and a software developer programs - one is a distinctly more cerebral and respectable career; the other is a job right at the bottom of the chain.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 13:54

>>179
I agree but I can never express this without sounding bitter.

After all, game players (awkward) do have their own subculture, even if it's an annoying one they don't deserve.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 13:57

The eternal Sunday sale [DFS]

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 17:39

How many supersecret text boards are out there?

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 17:52

>>182
not enough

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 19:10

I'm going to the store to buy short pants and melatonin. I am so happy about that.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:30

KEION! ( ˃ ヮ˂)

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:36

>>185
That reminds me, I recently heard an eccentric white haired physics professor mention K-On! (or so I thought). Turns out he actually said kaon.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:51

I wonder if they're talking about that new Firefox OS developer phone....

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:46

>>187
http://www.geeksphone.com/ how do I get one from them? Do I have to pretend that I am a developer who is going to develop... stuff?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 01:07

>>188

>Keon

Seems "K-On!" variations are the order of the day.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 01:08

>>189
D'oh, just realized that's the point.

Lack of links in thoughts can be confusing sometimes...

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 07:20

I don't feel I think

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 11:06

>>191
burn the heretic

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 11:18

I think >>191 meant "Something that I do not feel is the fact that I think" so everyone is okay here.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 12:32

I don't like pringles.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 17:07

Is there a broken <div> tag on this page?

196 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7123 18:09

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197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:13

This is my life http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Science+motherfucker+_d7860a39f58b3b629b7a17d2d5f65d05.png

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:21

>>188
I dunno man but I want one. I'll be installing FFOS on my phone once it's done though.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:49

This is simply what I pay for my transgressions. Don't worry about me.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 20:16

>>195
I hate it

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 20:21

I want to tell everyone I know about this website but I can't. It's not like they'd really care anyway.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 21:42

>>198
Why? It's going to be yet another platform that looks like everything else, but without any decent. To make things worse, HTML5, whilst making app developing easier and being native on FFOS, just screams SLOOOOOOOOOW.

Just get yourself a decent UI or theme for Android and get over it.

I really want Xiaomi Mi2 which has incredible hardware for its price and great-looking customizable MIUI, but I'm so unsure because you have to buy it from Chinese resellers.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 21:50

Please stop abbreviating Firefox as FF. The preferred term is Fx or fx. Thank you.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 22:09

>>203
that's really fucking stupd

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 23:04

So what will make Firefox OS any better than any other software that runs on a phone? Is it just to desaturate the market a little?

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 23:05

>>203
It's a fox and it's on fire, so it's FF.

Fx means forex or effects.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 00:19

I miss the old "ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought" thread...

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 00:22

A$AP

209 Name: Minister of Netscape : 1993-09-7124 00:34

>>203 Actually it would be best to call it "The Mozilla stand alone browser package" since it is just the inferior version of Seamonkey/the Mozilla browser bundle and the old netscape browser bundle on which both are based.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 03:45

ttp://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/releases/1.0.6.html

> 8. How do I spell Firefox? How do I abbreviate it?
> Firefox is spelled F-i-r-e-f-o-x - only the first letter capitalized (i.e. not FireFox, not Foxfire, FoxFire or whatever else a number of folk seem to think it to be called.) The preferred abbreviation is "Fx" or "fx".

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Mosaic.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 05:12

There's nothing like waking up really early, like at 4 AM, and having a beer. I think I might set my alarm for 4 AM, wake up and have a beer.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 06:10

>>210

>The preferred abbreviation is "Fx" or "fx"

Preferred by the devs, not the general FF using public.

213 Name: Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7124 10:44

>>209
I thereby change the browser's acronym from "FF" to "MSA Bro-Pa".

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 10:47

>>213
( ・ω・) A little brother‽

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 11:37

>>210
Okay, great, now you've proven your superiority, can we get on with the thread?

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 11:46

I wish the Earth had more than one moon.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 13:25

I probably consume WAY too much sugar, but fuck off cutting down any time soon!

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 14:39

There are few things as satisfying as decieving someone without telling them any lies.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 15:48

I wish I was addicted to something.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 18:19

My captcha is che, which just reminds me that Che was not so much a courageous revolutionary as he was a sadistic murderous fuck.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 18:31

I keep thinking about all the things I'll never experience in my lifetime and it makes me sad.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 18:53

Is it true that "cunt" is the most offensive word in British English and "nigger" is the most offensive in American English?

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 21:13

Dammit, I had that twelve minute window as well.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 22:05

"Silence is screaming", you say? Couldn't've put it better myself.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 04:30

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/XXXXXXXXX/-n

returns the first n number of posts

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/XXXXXXXXX/rn

returns n number of random posts

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/XXXXXXXXX/ln

returns the last n posts

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/XXXXXXXXX/qn

returns post n and all posts quoting it

Are there more?

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 09:54

So why the sapphire, anyway?

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 11:27

>>225
Don't forget the possibility of combining numbers with commas and dashes, which even have the ability to count backwards.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/q189,56-53,r4

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 16:43

By the time Pricilla put the Al Green on, the bottle was gone.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 16:52

Emesis, screaming and crying are not my domain.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 21:55

I could totally make amazing things on a tablet.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 22:01

Don't kid yourself darling; that was not a lifestyle choice, that was what we call "running away".

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 22:44

Why do governments need all these weapons like missiles which costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to manufacture and billions to develop?

Just shoot moneybags at those poor Charlies and tell them to sod off. I bet they would be more than happy to do that.

233 Name: Darkpiss : 1993-09-7126 00:06

Relieving myself, I found my new Internet moniker.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 00:17

>>233
Did you wee on your boots in the dark?

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 01:07

I forgot how much I love Oldboy! it's been long enough since I last saw it that I only remembered it vaguely so it was an almost-new experience again. I don't like to watch films too much.

236 Name: Darkpiss : 1993-09-7126 01:15

>>234
Actually, I noticed my urine was distinctly darker than it is usually. Probably because I've been concentrating so much recently.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 03:37

>>236
If you take a Vitamin B supplement, your pee will be bright yellow, especially if you don't hydrate yourself properly.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 04:08

I'm just a little boy in a vast universe.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 09:05

Librarian mode activated.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 11:12

I'm just a tiny bit of stardust.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 11:29

I wonder if paedosexuality is fine yet.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 12:08

You can't be a human and a necrophiliac.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 12:14

>>241
fuck the police

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 16:55

Pricilla's in the kitchen, she's mixing drinks. She's mixing one for me I think. And one for Mary Ellen and one for Jane. Pricilla knows how to use a shaker.

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