Are... are those... quarks? I feel violated.
This isn't what either of us wanted.
Hey someone else is playing Ratchet & Clank 2! I recently 90%edish the first one, I was going to 100% it but I found #2 cheap so I bought it. I have just been to the Tatooine planet and found all the crystals.
No thanks, I'll pass on the Rand
>>43
Nah, if you keep applying it to 99% it just ranks everything from "utter crap" to "rather good". But it won't have a Gaussian distribution, which means that the law is most likely false and the person who came up with it is a shithead.
Something beautiful will happen.
No, it means everyone in OWS is crap.
And having had an encampment of those fuckers nearby for a month or so, they sure as hell smelled like it.
>>51
You deserve that for being a part of the Wall Street, man!
I had a living girlfriend once. It was dreadful, wouldn't recommend it.
>>54
No, man. Wait till science animates your tenga, man, till science turns it into a robo-girl.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY DQN~!
See, I don't even like mushrooms.
I heard that when the english version of Phantasy Star Online 2 comes out, it won't be dubbed. I hope this means they're just keeping the original audio. If they take out the japanense and the EMARGENCY CODE engrish, I'm probabyly just going to play the japanese version.
Smothered under the combined mass of all the blankets in the entire world.
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Quiet down, penis! You're not helping!
Well, if nobody else is going to break it...
cat planet
CAT PLANET CAT PLANET CAT PLANET
I'm a slut.
Well personally I rather like spiders.
You'll burn for this!
Fighting crime
Trying to save the world
Here they come just in tiiime
Hello, I'm looking for an imported pink lunch box.
Silly bonsai tree, you're not allowed to die!
Hello, has anyone seen an important pink lunch box around here?
http://i.imgur.com/vlMjEgF.jpg Fucking redditors.
I wish one day some cool famous guy indirectly admits that he is a DQN by saying something like "It carries out and is w" or "Under the moon loli to issho" on the telly or wherever. And then he would post here with his picture and would tell us that we're the source of his inspiration, and then we would feel proud of ourselves.
>>75
That's some pretty poor handwriting.
Now I can understand that graphology "scandal" a few years ago, when they found a note written by Tony Blair and deduced from his handwriting that he was feeling nervous about the upcoming election and was unsure about his goals and so on. Then it turned out the note belonged to Bill Gates.
The thing with the fairies was more useful.
What are you wearing today?
>>79
A blue dressing gown, a blanket and a pair of glasses. That is all.
>>79
Now, just my underpants!
When I was out: Steven Alan short army jacket, brown Raf sweater, grey checked shirt, dark brown chinos, and brown boots. It was raining today.
I love the rain
Had yer gobs.
>>75
I hope someday, some one famous will let slip that he uses plan9 from gentoo and that hell becomes popular.
I'm going to be stabbed in less than two hours.
>>77
Well, he's THE geek. So, it's perfectly understandable why he has a poor handwriting and why he feels nervous or uncomfortable, especially when he has to deal with other people. And, well, I don't think that charity's in his nature, no wonder he was unsure about his goals. I read somewhere that it was his wife who gave him these ideas back when he was the CEO of Microsoft Corporation.
>>85
Were you stabbed? Was it a physical assault or a metaphorical "backstab" by one of your friends?
>>89
I was stabbed with a hypodermic needle. Although, "injected" might fit better than "stabbed".
>>91
Thankfully, no! I barely even felt it go in.
In other news, thank you to whoever it was here who mentioned Boatmurdered, it's one of the best things I've read in a long time!
It isn't a micropenis, it's one-size-fits-all!
Get outta my face, sushi.
That was the most incredible orgasm of my life. My knees still feel slightly weak.
>>95
What did you do for that? I'd like to do it to. I like having incredible orgasms.
>>96
I dressed up like a little girl, then put a vibrating electric shaver up my butt. This isn't the first time I've done it, but the first few times I came almost straight away, which was no good. This time, though...
>>98
don't listen to this guy, listen to your heart.
and the sound of a vibrating electric shaver...
I killed all the ministers. They're all dead. Every single one.
I have a very specific job.
Minister fever is sweeping the 4-ch!
>>103
my studies show that these symptoms are closer to a mania, rather than a fever.
Well, I have now browsed all 482 pages of my waifu's danbooru tag. At twenty images per page, that's a total of 9640 images, of which I have saved a mere 335 (or 3.475%). I feel so fulfilled.
Whoops, missed one; it was actually 336.
Look at these poppy lagones.
What should I learn to get a job in web design? I know the basics (HTML,CSS,javascript) and a bit of php and so on, but there are a million other technologies out there and I'm not sure what to study.
>>108
And when I say web design I really mean web development, I have a bit of interest in design, but my main focus is the technology, not the design itself. I wonder if I should learn Hadoop or SQL or other crazy database stuff.
PROTIP for people in the Choose Your Own Adventure thread:
You can use the 'q' flag to easily see all the posts that link to a particular number.
For example: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1355706703/q37
>>108
Perl, Ruby, SQL, the rest is mostly just scripts for webservers.
I'm going on a march
Because I want Britain to be about British
Personally, I want Britain to be about Scandinavians.
I thought Britain was a country, not a story or a play or anything that could be 'about' anything in particular
I thought Britannia could rule again if we only followed the worms.
Why didn't the suicide bombers who tried to kill hitler just shoot him
And the 20 july bombing, why didn't they used suppressed pistols instead
Holy shit, i3 is so powerful
Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.
How the hell is the notion that something done by a human can be 'inhuman' so prevalent? It's the fucking no true scotsman fallacy. what the HELL...
HELL
Manga I ordered came in the mail way earlier than expected.
Yesterday's was much better.
Sociopaths love calcium!
If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.
>>120
It's generally meant as a comparison to some "ideal" human, I suppose, not that that makes it any more useful.
...you'll just attract Fremen
EYE PEE SIX
TANEDA DIES!!!!
Iodine is an old friend of mine. We go way back.
I hear Venus is lovely this time of year.
Perhaps I'm through the worst of it?
I ought to be a little more cautious with what I post to the internet. Ah well, what's the worst that could happen...
Why do I keep making up scientific terms? What the fuck is an "entropic tendency"‽
I never heard "godzillion" but I like it. Would a Japanese person call it "gojiriion"?
Let's chemicals!
Well, would you look at that; it appears to have cut all the way to the bone.
There should be a T-shirt with a subcultural meaning to the effect that whomever (preference encoded somehow) recognizes the shirt should tip their hat accordingly to propose casual sex with the wearer. Like a hanky code, but for non-faggots.
