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1 Name: `!CdQPknbMI.!!r7LU6/4y : 1993-09-7104 02:19

I had to delete the full stop, even though I said I wouldn't, in order to fit the number 10 in.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 01:39

>>28
I was about to comment on how much I enjoyed that song by The Books, but then I realized that the title was most likely a reference to something else. A quick Google search, however, only returned the song I first thought of. Doesn't that phrase seem familiar from elsewhere?

I'm going to a Dinosaur museum for my birthday! Ever since Jurassic Park came out earlier this year, I'm hyped about dinosaurs. Anyone else catching the Dino Fever?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 01:45

>>29
I'm going to a Walking with Dinosaurs show with real-life dinosaurs. It's gonig to be fucking sick.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 01:55

>>29
That right ain't shit

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 04:23

An animated description of a beautiful place out in the country

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:32

And now I'm not allowed to write on my hand! Outrageous.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:40

Not going in today was a good idea.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:50

"We are the 99%!"
-- Occupy Wall Street

"99% of anything is crap."
--Sturgeon's Law.

I just totally got that!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 12:56

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is playing in London tonight! I would love to have been able to go.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 13:54

I just want to curl up and cry.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 16:48

>>37
What's troubling you?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:01

>>38
I'm really tired and have quite a number of ongoing essays/projects that aren't going awfully well. Never mind, I'll manage...

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:19

Swindly Tam

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 18:14

Just a while ago I called a group of freshmen letting cold air into the building "fucking invalids". I've beemn feeling terrible lately and this made it much worse

I'm so sorry ;_;

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 20:11

>>35
So, 99% of the 1% is crap, and 99% of "the 99%" is crap too?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 20:24

>>42
It's 99% of the greater whole, unless you keep applying the 99% law to itself (zOMG TIME PARADOX)

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 20:38

So in other words, 99% of 99% crap craps are 99% crap, including 99% of the 99% of the 1% non-crap that is both crap and not crap?
This means crapness asymptotically approaches 1 for anyything non-atomic!
I'll go and alert the president.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 21:07

Are... are those... quarks? I feel violated.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 11:14

This isn't what either of us wanted.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 14:10

Hey someone else is playing Ratchet & Clank 2! I recently 90%edish the first one, I was going to 100% it but I found #2 cheap so I bought it. I have just been to the Tatooine planet and found all the crystals.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 16:05

No thanks, I'll pass on the Rand

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 17:41

>>43
Nah, if you keep applying it to 99% it just ranks everything from "utter crap" to "rather good". But it won't have a Gaussian distribution, which means that the law is most likely false and the person who came up with it is a shithead.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 20:42

Something beautiful will happen.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 20:45

>>42-44

No, it means everyone in OWS is crap.

And having had an encampment of those fuckers nearby for a month or so, they sure as hell smelled like it.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 21:07

>>51
You deserve that for being a part of the Wall Street, man!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 22:01

I had a living girlfriend once. It was dreadful, wouldn't recommend it.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 23:42

>>53
Dead girlfriends are the way to go then?

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 00:01

>>54
No, man. Wait till science animates your tenga, man, till science turns it into a robo-girl.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 00:22

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY DQN~!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 09:04

See, I don't even like mushrooms.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 12:29

I heard that when the english version of Phantasy Star Online 2 comes out, it won't be dubbed. I hope this means they're just keeping the original audio. If they take out the japanense and the EMARGENCY CODE engrish, I'm probabyly just going to play the japanese version.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 16:09

Smothered under the combined mass of all the blankets in the entire world.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 16:47

pahhdjakak I'm donfunking s dundkkwiz d d fjjsjsjsjdjdksdj

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 17:32

Quiet down, penis! You're not helping!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 19:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFSvmgyUWPQ

bwoon

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 20:46

Well, if nobody else is going to break it...

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 03:04

cat planet

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 13:01

CAT PLANET CAT PLANET CAT PLANET

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 16:00

>>61 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYz6p3i-t0

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 20:39

I'm a slut.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 00:28

Well personally I rather like spiders.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 02:16

>>67 ur a slut

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 12:38

You'll burn for this!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 20:36

Fighting crime
Trying to save the world
Here they come just in tiiime

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 00:53

Hello, I'm looking for an imported pink lunch box.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 14:00

Silly bonsai tree, you're not allowed to die!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 17:37

Hello, has anyone seen an important pink lunch box around here?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 11:43

http://i.imgur.com/vlMjEgF.jpg Fucking redditors.

I wish one day some cool famous guy indirectly admits that he is a DQN by saying something like "It carries out and is w" or "Under the moon loli to issho" on the telly or wherever. And then he would post here with his picture and would tell us that we're the source of his inspiration, and then we would feel proud of ourselves.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 13:28

>>75
I'll be famous some day!
captcha: liey

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 16:26

>>75
That's some pretty poor handwriting.

Now I can understand that graphology "scandal" a few years ago, when they found a note written by Tony Blair and deduced from his handwriting that he was feeling nervous about the upcoming election and was unsure about his goals and so on. Then it turned out the note belonged to Bill Gates.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 17:03

The thing with the fairies was more useful.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 17:55

What are you wearing today?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 17:59

>>79
A blue dressing gown, a blanket and a pair of glasses. That is all.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 23:25

>>79, a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a black tee.
I'm kind of envious of >>80's dressing gown. I haven't worn one in a while.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:34

>>79
Now, just my underpants!

When I was out: Steven Alan short army jacket, brown Raf sweater, grey checked shirt, dark brown chinos, and brown boots. It was raining today.

I love the rain

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:49

Had yer gobs.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 04:41

>>75
I hope someday, some one famous will let slip that he uses plan9 from gentoo and that hell becomes popular.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 14:48

I'm going to be stabbed in less than two hours.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 14:51

>>84
At first I thought you were joking.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 16:11

>>77
Well, he's THE geek. So, it's perfectly understandable why he has a poor handwriting and why he feels nervous or uncomfortable, especially when he has to deal with other people. And, well, I don't think that charity's in his nature, no wonder he was unsure about his goals. I read somewhere that it was his wife who gave him these ideas back when he was the CEO of Microsoft Corporation.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 16:37

>>79 I am wearing one (1) (One) SMUG GRIN

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 17:26

>>85
Were you stabbed? Was it a physical assault or a metaphorical "backstab" by one of your friends?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 17:48

>>89
I was stabbed with a hypodermic needle. Although, "injected" might fit better than "stabbed".

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 18:05

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92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 18:27

>>91
Thankfully, no! I barely even felt it go in.

In other news, thank you to whoever it was here who mentioned Boatmurdered, it's one of the best things I've read in a long time!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 21:39

It isn't a micropenis, it's one-size-fits-all!

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 17:02

Get outta my face, sushi.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 19:39

That was the most incredible orgasm of my life. My knees still feel slightly weak.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 20:07

>>95
What did you do for that? I'd like to do it to. I like having incredible orgasms.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 22:05

>>96
I dressed up like a little girl, then put a vibrating electric shaver up my butt. This isn't the first time I've done it, but the first few times I came almost straight away, which was no good. This time, though...

98 Name: Minister of Shaving : 1993-09-7114 22:10

>>97
That's incorrect shaving tool usage

99 Name: Minister of Creative Masturbation : 1993-09-7114 22:14

>>98
don't listen to this guy, listen to your heart.
and the sound of a vibrating electric shaver...

100 Name: Minister Killer : 1993-09-7114 23:10

I killed all the ministers. They're all dead. Every single one.

101 Name: Minister of Immortality : 1993-09-7115 00:09

>>100
try me, murderer.

102 Name: Minister of Not Being Dead : 1993-09-7115 00:16

I have a very specific job.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 00:50

Minister fever is sweeping the 4-ch!

104 Name: Minister of Diagnoses : 1993-09-7115 01:55

>>103
my studies show that these symptoms are closer to a mania, rather than a fever.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 01:58

Well, I have now browsed all 482 pages of my waifu's danbooru tag. At twenty images per page, that's a total of 9640 images, of which I have saved a mere 335 (or 3.475%). I feel so fulfilled.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 02:00

Whoops, missed one; it was actually 336.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 02:50

Look at these poppy lagones.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 05:45

What should I learn to get a job in web design? I know the basics (HTML,CSS,javascript) and a bit of php and so on, but there are a million other technologies out there and I'm not sure what to study.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 05:51

>>108
And when I say web design I really mean web development, I have a bit of interest in design, but my main focus is the technology, not the design itself. I wonder if I should learn Hadoop or SQL or other crazy database stuff.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 07:03

PROTIP for people in the Choose Your Own Adventure thread:
You can use the 'q' flag to easily see all the posts that link to a particular number.
For example: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1355706703/q37

111 Name: Minister of Website Development : 1993-09-7115 12:16

>>108
Perl, Ruby, SQL, the rest is mostly just scripts for webservers.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:20

I'm going on a march
Because I want Britain to be about British

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:40

Personally, I want Britain to be about Scandinavians.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:58

I thought Britain was a country, not a story or a play or anything that could be 'about' anything in particular

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 14:10

I thought Britannia could rule again if we only followed the worms.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 14:27

Why didn't the suicide bombers who tried to kill hitler just shoot him

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 15:05

And the 20 july bombing, why didn't they used suppressed pistols instead

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 15:49

Holy shit, i3 is so powerful

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 16:41

Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 18:26

How the hell is the notion that something done by a human can be 'inhuman' so prevalent? It's the fucking no true scotsman fallacy. what the HELL...

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 18:40

HELL

122 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7115 19:25

Manga I ordered came in the mail way earlier than expected.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 19:52

Yesterday's was much better.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 22:04

Sociopaths love calcium!

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 01:13

If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 02:34

>>120
It's generally meant as a comparison to some "ideal" human, I suppose, not that that makes it any more useful.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 03:30

...you'll just attract Fremen

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 13:46

EYE PEE SIX

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