Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
To this day, I don't know what the cc and bcc things in email do. And I've never bothered to look it up.
>>2
CC means carbon copy, as a relic from when emails were printed on paper by hand and transferred onto carbon paper during the printing process. So it's like being sent the email directly as in the To: field but it's not exactly addressed to you, only being brought to your attention.
BCC means blind carbon copy and I'm pretty sure it's the same thing, but as a recipient, you don't know who else it was sent to.
Neither are that useful as everyone should just have mailing lists.
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I just click on Reply All button in Outlook.
I occasionally masturbate to SJIS art.
These sound less like lame confessions and more like actual ones all the time.
>>6 They're all pretty lame though. You DQN crazies are lamewads lol
I want to say certain nasty things about various companies in my industry on the Internet but don't want to jeopardize my chances at getting employed.
I secretly misplaced my friend's notebook because he was slightly mean.
I stole £2 from my 3-year-old nephew to buy an energy drink.
I like things more than I let on
Every time I see blurred out windows in Top Gear, I stop enjoying it and have to repeat to myself that "it's still fun".
I almost lied in response to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/777 just to demand something myself, but the opportunity to cheer somebody up or make them think is actually a good idea.
I'm scared of embarrassing myself in public.
Everything I post here is true.
I tell everyone that I'm an avid C++ programmer, when in reality I'm not.
Occasionally I go on Google Translate and type in something like "お兄ちゃん大好き" just to click on the listen button and hear it said in the cute Japanese woman's voice.
>>16 is that even something one would desire to brag about? That's like bragging about how many fetid pine cones one can hold in one's nostrils.
Anyway I spent all day programming when it's the first time I've seen my family since finals.
>>17
Swedish translation has a very sexy voice. Use it if you want to pretend that you are innocent little brother!
I ignored the sign and threw cardboard down the garbage chute.
I just masturbated to a video of a woman in her underwear wearing cat ears and crawling around and making hand gestures like a cat.
I love playing piano, but I lack the focus to keep practicing for more than 10 minutes at a time, so I never get much better at it.
I don't know how adult world works.
I asked for help and argued about a technical problem without reading the manual or googling it first.
I stayed an extra half-hour at the swimming pool after my time was up.
I refilled my coffee cup with soda.
If MODD applied fusianasan magic to my posts I would be deeply embarrassed.
I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - Touhou pornography. The Touhou project has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.
Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.
I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised Touhou may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to Touhou pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
I'm disappointed when a jar is easy to open because I can't show off my manly strength.
The first time I read SICP I didn't attempt any of the exercises.
Maybe it wouldn't all seem so elementary if I did.
>>32
I'm gonna go read "Reimu Surrenders and is Destroyed" now.
>>33
This afternoon my mom asked me to open a jar. It took both of us, using both hands and rubber gloves. what the christ man
Granted, it was a fucking awkward shaped jar she probably wants to use as a vase that doesn't give you anywhere to grab one handed but shit was tight yo.
>>34
It probably wouldn't; a common criticism of SICP (less valid now that there are such things as Wikipedia and Google and plenty of solution attempts posted online) is that it asks all sorts of domain-specific questions where you wouldn't know where the goddamn to begin looking them up if you were a frosh, which I secret suspect may have been a ploy to weed out the students that don't have the balls to ask a professor or TA.
Unless your intent is just to say "I've read SICP" then congrats I guess.
>>23
That's not lame.
It's kinda cute and much more socially acceptable than the monstrosities I masturbate to.
At 30 years old, I still relate to the lyrics of Linkin Park songs sometimes.
>>23
My girlfriend does that, usually I find it cute but sometimes the 'nyan' every oter sentence gets on my nerves.
A long time ago, I got it into my head somehow that moot was going to shut down 4chan later that day, so I started posting shit to /b/ about Zero Hour Approaching. Unlike my usual posts, Zero Hour gained traction and got out of my control. When Zero Hour came and went with nothing happening, I just posted "Well, shit." and then went to bed.
>>40
Ugh, shit like that made me dump mine. I enjoy the peace of mind ever since.
>>41 Was that around 2009 when MGS4 was coming out? moot changed the board heading to "/b/ has changed" and the MGS4 theme played in the background? But since it hadn't came out yet most didn't get the reference and thought 4chan was getting shut down. That was the last time I was on 4chan* but I'd been bored of it for a while and visiting less, and I realised there were plenty more interesting places to discuss things on the Internet
*except yesterday to look at /a/ for the first time ever, just to see what it was like
Everything I know about smoking I learned from Ichigo Mashimaro.
Sometimes I crave a cigarette even though I never smoke.
I think I posted this somewhere on DQN before too, but I'm going to again anyway.
I always want to post in the Ctrl-V thread, but I rarely do, either because I don't have text in my clipboard, or it's something personal that I copied inadvertently during a private chat.
>>47
A couple of times when I was feeling generally anxious I wanted to smoke too. This is probably because I've seen nervous people smoke. Still, I was able to restrain myself.
http://desuchan.net/yakult/res/4964.html made me laugh so hard I cried.
>What do you call Suigintou when she smoked a lot of weed?
>A JUNKie!
What? That's not what a junkie is...
On topic, in restaurants that have tables where you can help yourself to condiment sachets, I always stuff my pockets with them, even sauces I don't like.
>>51
Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, darns you to heck for this.
I like Dilbert a little too much. Enough to pick up that reference.
I'm intensely jealous of that guy who claims to have dreamed about Everybody Loves Clonepa.
>>55
I meant actual Dilbert comic strips which is quite a bit more worthy of a lame confession.
I only started watching anime in early 2013
>>58
So, you became one of those, about whom you used to make "funny" "ironic" jokes?
I wish I could find the Zelda CD-I Youtube Poop where the guy with the key is sentence mixed to say "Move your ass to shit on this gay cock". I have a growing suspicion that it was removed, though.
I think they also removed the Dr. Dreadful one where he says "You can make lots of gross semen that tastes gross, from my penis that tastes great". :(
>>61
I'm a programmer person and most programmer people are also quite stupid. It's subtle, though.
>>61,63
I used to think I was a superior person, but then I realized I'm actually quite stupid.
>>62
A friend of mine has the habit of always saving everything he likes online. He has multiple terabytes of videos ripped from YouTube, hundreds of games, a massive music collection, and a bunch of websites including a full mirror of Wikipedia that he keeps up to date - all neatly filed away and catalogued on a network server that's connected to a blazing fast LAN.
I think if the internet ever completely disappears, he could probably restore half of it himself.
>>67 He could set up a site that hosts videos that get taken down, and help people stitch their favourites back together?
I'd like to see a united Sweden-Finland, just for there to be a country whose outline looks like a cock and balls.