Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
I had my first bike-related incident today, in the form of push starting my dad's old bike and tripping and scraping my hands.
Feeling extremely gay now. Happy pride month.
I'm pro-fullstop-in-the-title-of-the-current-thought-thread but chickened out when creating the latest one.
Hearing about women being lonely makes me happy, because it makes me hope someone's desperate enough to choose me.
I had heart trouble last year that permanently weakened me to the point where I can't get hard any more. Now I look at some absolutely stunning women and think "eh."
i was reading about omorashi (japanese fetish of pee-holding) online the other day so i decided to give it a shot. chugged down one and a half liters of water and then i went to a grocery store. the urge for peeing suddenly kicked in while i was at a store but i managed to hold it in while i was there. it felt like walking made the whole thing worse because the motion moved my bladder (i guess), so by the time i got home i was almost peeing my pants.
has it ever happened to you that as soon as you enter your hose after a long day you feel like you need to take a shit? that's what happened with me except i felt a painful urge to pee. i layed down on my bed and by this point i was feeling like someone had kicked me on my crotch. i knew i had to go to the bathroom, on my way there i noticed i couldn't stand straight because doing so made my bladder hurt terribly. i sat on the toilet seat and one minute later i was pissing unvoluntary.
overall i gotta admit it was a pleasant experience during the first 45 minutes or so, but after that it was just painful and not in an enjoyable way.
I've listened to all of the VIPTRONICS COOL FREE RINGTONES at least a couple of times each.
I miss VGCats.
i love the smell of my sweaty asshole... if i don't shower for a few days i spend a lot of time just breathing in my dank crevice
I pulled a muscle acting out a revenge fantasy. Epic fail!
When opening DQN I often say "dokyun, dokyun, dokyun, kitaaaaaaaaaaa" to myself under my breath.
One time a guy left a rude comment on my page, so I found his instagram and found a picture of his sister, then I printed it out and jizzed on it, then I took a photo of the jizz and sent it to him
I make TTRPG materials and insert my own fetishes into them.
For years I thought that the Rob Zombie song "Dragula" was about gay sex with a transvestite vampire, it wasn't until I happened to see the music video that I realized it's actually supposed to be about his car, like drag racer.
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I havae arcane made-up rules for myself about if and when I'm allowed to doublepost in a thread, dependant on the length of time since my previous post, the ratio of my posts to others' posts in the thread, and the quality of the post I want to make.