Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.

I havae arcane made-up rules for myself about if and when I'm allowed to doublepost in a thread, dependant on the length of time since my previous post, the ratio of my posts to others' posts in the thread, and the quality of the post I want to make.