Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.
My trackpad's gummed up and doesn't click on the left
>>385
My trackpad got so bad that the left click was broken and constantly clicked, I had to disable it and use a wired mouse.
When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.
ポカポカです。
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
Fucking faggots
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
I put on my girlfriend's dress and I felt really good and pretty until I looked down and saw my chubby belly, like a pregnant woman.
You n'wah!
>>396
I wish I could do that, but no one I live with is a girl or owns any cute dresses.
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.
vc: toung
There are too many avenues of self-expression, how am I supposed to choose where to write my pithy thoughts?
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
Learning the annoying way what git revert actually does
>>415
Please /a/, we all know that ticks and the others who come from the lower order of SAoVQ and w2c have found a nest in your board, but it's resilient enough that neither moderation nor invasion can do any permanent damage.
I am very upset about all that's happening on this planet. I want to become a fish and float freely in untouched blue waters.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
I vehemently disapprove.
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
It's okay. I'll be your onii-chan.
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
I love myself and want to live.
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
Isn't it painful? I can't even tell you "it'll all be okay"; all I can guarantee is "it'll end".
lmao @ the loserchan drama
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
gaynus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
Thirty two days until the pigs.
suck blue frog
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
If anyone else bids on this I will destroy something
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
FOOP THIS SHOOP
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
I used to enjoy Topkek when I was a child. Now it is a mockery.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home