Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
FOOP THIS SHOOP
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
I used to enjoy Topkek when I was a child. Now it is a mockery.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
separation anxiety
attachment anxiety
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
I feel stupid for getting worried about that SCP 001 shenanigans. Also, looks like my parents are getting devorced.
>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...
Come on, let's start using the other boards.
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
There's hope for you yet.
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
You should use 7-zip and Chrome.
Life is so utterly absurd!
glass2k is a cool program!
I wish people would stop saying "program". It's called an app or application, stop trying to be retro.
Now excuse me while I dump my core over my 300 baud, or whatever.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.
Right now, my penis is the hardest organic substance known to man.
Love her to death!
> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?
Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".
Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.
The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.
I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?
There's no America you can save.
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!
A big bottom with no visible hole.
Am dying send help.
Come back little moth, I love you.
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gape an anus
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!
I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.
>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.
>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
My waifu in a vector field.
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
can't sleep too depressed
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
>>571
I doubt it applies here, dokyuns are interested in a huge range of things not because they are unpopular, but rather innovative or different, the bleeding edge will always be unpopular, but the lust is caused by the former and not the latter.
>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best
>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy
Something is happening on /b/!
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...
"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.
-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
Moon-coloured.
I love apples. The only other fruits that even come close to being as delicious are cherries and strawberries.
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro
The difference between these two is staggering.
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
Huge frilly sleeves all round.
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
Yeah, the chocolatier
>>623
Who knows, if people complain about Zeitgeist again, moot might fuck up yet another place
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
Make way for the completionist!
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
Drink Santa's pee
>>639 I was going to post, but the two things that popped into my mind first as things I'm proud to own are firmly on my wall so I couldn't take a webcam photo... nobody bump the thread, I'm getting a film developed today!
Clouds, and then rain.
>>636
I could've been a proper hikikomori by now... or a corporate slave with a keen interest in anime, manga and digital electronics. I would be a reguar visitor to Shibuya and Akihabara.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
creative toilet
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
I'll isolate you.
bleah.
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
>>650
It doesn't matter, just say the universe exploded and something about toast or angry dogs.
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
All this glass will cloud over in time.
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
Phloen Phromdaen
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
How do you take your time where there's no time
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
Murder of crows
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
"Open-ended intervention" is a shitty synonym for "occupation".
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
Your life is already ending.
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."
I'm not crying, but a tear just fell out of my eye and made a loud pat sound on my jeans
Obey Synth Dogg
Destroy Snoop Dogg
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
>>181 That's me finished my Lynx Dark Temptation yesterday, I've reverted to the cheap Insette "Orient" again.
Subject: Implementing type-safe purely functional modifiable trees
Message:
It doesn't work.
Well, it does, it's just difficult.
Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
Will she dream?
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
>>694 I do indeed, I finally got around to finishing it quite recently (I watch a bunch of animes at once hopping between them all). The filler episodes near the end bugged me, but I don't think I've watched a series I like that didn't have at least a couple.
An online acquaintance made this which I think is pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/demosthenesaru/vixenvy-day1
What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
I'm a handsome boy looking for a girl to have kisses with
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
>>705
There are always fan translations. I think there is no one doing it right now, though
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
Let me tell you about "sacrifice".
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
In a dead girl.
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
May not work with Skullfag or Zandrodumb.
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
I'm putting it IN!!
#fortune is back!
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
I can offer you little more than my affections.
I want to put my dick on something.
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
>>724 have you considered putting your dick on a warm stack of french toast.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
Yankee monkee
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう！
*年齢 ４１歳（ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年）
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥（本名は竹野）というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫（さとうたかを）
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト（苦笑）
*趣味
２ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
２ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約（過去３～５回）、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ！」（せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないＭＣの下手さに打ち切り・・・）
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか？」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時： そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年： 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、２０１３年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
These are not my panties.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
I want to go to Newcastle.
Mono no aware.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
Do not look directly at the needle.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
>>757 I was only kidding, I have nothing against geordies, one of my good friends is one. Not a bad guy at all, he just talks a lot of shite.
While I wait for the captcha to refresh, I'll say that Walkers Sensations "Bengali Spice" Coated Peanuts are so choice, if you have the means I highly recommend picking some up.
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
I want a pengpod!!!
I've become very morbid of late.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
There she is, laid out on a warm, soft bed, inviting me to join her - but I'm not allowed to. Life is so cruel.
People are strange when you're made of books.
The perp
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
Onii-chan, elephant juice!
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
Finally that abomination called /q/ is gone. I wonder what the suggestion box will look like
Dusty, dusty girl!
So many anabaptists...
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Lunar tic?
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
Why am I such a retard?.
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
Am I an unmanned probe now?
>>796
So you have to rub your dick on the head of a girl after a bottle drinks from her?
>>803 i like the bit where she spins on his head, then crushes his skull inside her vagina
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
Am I a hermit now?
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
infinity days hath september.
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
The elementary OS theme for Firefox is nice.
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
Chaotic character!
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
It's mad, isn't it?
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
Losing is fun!
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
kareha is a piece of shit
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
Hair maintenance is a pain
>>826 that's why I buzzcut mine. Not that that's not also a pain, but it's a lesser pain
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
Today I met my very first transsexual. How exciting.
Burn!
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
>>834 but you can, I don't want you to feel like you're not allowed to either.
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
It'll all be over.
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
I like the phrase: “Ｉ ｃａｎ ｎｏ ｌｏｎｇｅｒ ｒｅｔｕｒｎ ｔｏ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｄａｙｓ”.
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
Just a few more hours and BF4 beta will be there...
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
Why doesn't food appear in front of me if I get hungry enough?
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
>>851
Wow, the music catalogue has deteriorated a lot since I last looked at that site, and it seems like someone removed all the download links too. Is no one maintaining tanasinn these days?
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
Who're you eating dinner with tonight?
Trigonometry.
I love you
What happened to the little guy with the pan
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?
A set is not the sum of its elements.
What the fuck happens between 20-something and old or middle age that makes people so fucking stupid?
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.
Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
Now all I need is a small, ornate, circular, freestanding mirror.
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SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
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한국어로 YouTube 보기
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
For some reason I find this video way more arousing than "real" porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2sDsb4XFw
By the way, anybody know who the girl is?
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi）and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き！ (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
I saw a license plate that said "DQN" on it. Unfortunately didn't take a picture to share.
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
>>882 one time i saw someone with one of those oval stickers that said DQN and nearly crashed into a pole
Sprite is back!
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.
I love, love, love!
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
dicks everywhere
I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.
"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
I am so fuckin tried right now.
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
I played ET for the Atari. I like it.
Dylan
It's a peacock party!
Hello to all Dylans in the world
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
Why not just be an anti Semite?
>>913
Because it would probably make more sense to just be anti-Israel, which despite what some people might tell you, isn't the same thing?
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
Voru de moto.
Volvo's damn motor.
The ultimate superhero: Revolverine.
I need a sword
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
I should clean up those crumbs.
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
What do the Kha'ak want?
Yes, it's rice.
Pietro is so cute
But you have not noticed.
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
???? ?? ????? （;´Д｀）
Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
Well gee, I sure hope not.
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
HAMMINGU
YUROP
白い、白い、
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
fuck
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.
37564
I released the emergency mittens!
yellow cat
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
Non Non Biyori
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
Chloroform wasshoi!
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
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They were too gentle.
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
Incomplete god
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
I'm thinking
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
زیبا
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
Zion blood is coursing through my veins
Obtimus prime
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
my plantar fascia feel great
Beef or turkey
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
Isn't there a poster here who has synesthesia? I think I remember someone saying they did. Is it good? I just thought I wish I had it, but maybe it's not as good as it sounds.
I hope you see this before the end of the thread, if you are here...
Baby
I can't believe they went for it.
hey, that was pretty cool.
Let's get legit
