I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう！
*年齢 ４１歳（ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年）
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥（本名は竹野）というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫（さとうたかを）
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト（苦笑）
*趣味
２ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
２ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約（過去３〜５回）、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ！」（せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないＭＣの下手さに打ち切り・・・）
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか？」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時： そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年： 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、２０１３年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
Rantatan-tan kawaii
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
#fortune is back!
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
Is it just me, or has the frequency of posts here increased massively in this past week?
>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.
vc: toung
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
I don't know what I'm doing any more.
I lost myself in my thoughts
The elementary OS theme for Firefox is nice.
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
As long as there are a medium sized pot and a pair of scissors in every household, barbershops are downright unnecessary.
Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
So Gaylord is an American thing
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
glass2k is a cool program!
Thanks Wik
#fortune is back!
wha tthe fuck
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?
Let me tell you about "sacrifice".
Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
I saw a license plate that said "DQN" on it. Unfortunately didn't take a picture to share.
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
Losing is fun!
I am so fuckin tried right now.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
If anyone else bids on this I will destroy something
Phloen Phromdaen
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
>>851
Wow, the music catalogue has deteriorated a lot since I last looked at that site, and it seems like someone removed all the download links too. Is no one maintaining tanasinn these days?
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
Looks like 99 really is greater than 57. Thanks, William D Clinger
Sprite is back!
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.
Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
I love Visvim
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
Subject: Implementing type-safe purely functional modifiable trees
Message:
It doesn't work.
Well, it does, it's just difficult.
>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
>>226
I do almost every day. But I like the Post Office better.
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
Robotic librarian moé~.
gooey
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
For some reason I find this video way more arousing than "real" porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2sDsb4XFw
By the way, anybody know who the girl is?
Why am I such a retard?.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!
There's no America you can save.
As long as there are a medium sized pot and a pair of scissors in every household, barbershops are downright unnecessary.
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
cock
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
Obey Synth Dogg
The perp
wha tthe fuck
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
Burn!
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
Lunar tic?
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
Last night I went to bad with my laptop and thought I'll have a quick game of columns, but the one game lasted 40 minutes. On top of that it's a glitchy ROM I was playing so about a minute the sound effects break and it plays a piercing squeal, which gets harder and louder and more intense seemingly in relation to what's happening ingame, like the game speeding up or getting nearer the top. It felt like the god in Columns was getting more and more furious at how I was thrashing him, screaming and smiting me harder and harder with spears of jewels
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
>>834 but you can, I don't want you to feel like you're not allowed to either.
Murder of crows
>>705
There are always fan translations. I think there is no one doing it right now, though
Do not look directly at the needle.
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
Aaaah, my heart!
yellow cat
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
Love her to death!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
bleah.
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
I will always be tired forever.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
I love you
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
Let me tell you about "sacrifice".
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
You n'wah!
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
May not work with Skullfag or Zandrodumb.
>>161 I had a quick look but I couldn't find one, i assumed there'd be one on Tanasinn.info. There's this at least http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Category:DQN_Music
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
Dylan
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
In a dead girl.
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
yellow cat
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
Clouds, and then rain.
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
oh and ちぃむｄｍｐ☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
Baby
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
Am I a hermit now?
Murder of crows
creative toilet
People are strange when you're made of books.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
I love myself and want to live.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
Rantatan-tan kawaii
Dusty, dusty girl!
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
all this bot does is molest me
Beef or turkey
I need to learn feng shui.
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?
i hate moths
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
Come back little moth, I love you.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
Hello to all Dylans in the world
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
First day of foster caring went well!
I love Visvim
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
Why doesn't food appear in front of me if I get hungry enough?
Baby
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
Sooch meets mouth.
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
kareha is a piece of shit
YUROP
A set is not the sum of its elements.
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.
Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
Robotic librarian moé~.
Yes, it's rice.
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
Life is so utterly absurd!
How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
Is this light doing her good? I have my doubts.
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
First day of foster caring went well!
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
Oh no!
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
I love Visvim
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
I love Visvim
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
These are not my panties.
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
All this glass will cloud over in time.
>>834 but you can, I don't want you to feel like you're not allowed to either.
i hate moths
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
>>226 I check it at least twice a day, but usually much more.
gooey
attachment anxiety
Fucking faggots
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
>>796
So you have to rub your dick on the head of a girl after a bottle drinks from her?
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
"'Illustrated' would have been a better word!" I chuckled to myself.
>>181 That's me finished my Lynx Dark Temptation yesterday, I've reverted to the cheap Insette "Orient" again.
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
Happy memories!
Happy mammaries!
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
glass2k is a cool program!
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
One day I'm going to screenshot all these "I just got the 1993 reference" posts and make a collage, like those stupid Facebook and Twitter ones.
infinity days hath september.
Baby
Why am I such a retard?.
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
Phloen Phromdaen
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
lmao @ the loserchan drama
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
gooey
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
what the fuck is a sparberry?
I refuse to take sides.
I need your help, DQN! I have established that I ought to buy either LG Nexus 4 or LG Optimus G. Which one should I pick?
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
lmao @ the loserchan drama
Gosh darn it!
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...
These are not my panties.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
pizza john's
No nervous Rex.
It's all about amnesia.
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
I lost myself in my thoughts
Drug users don't have worthwhile hobbies? That's not true!
Drink Santa's pee
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
Incomplete god
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
>>234
So you're the one who doesn't know >> notation! GET ’IM, BOYS
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
Will she dream?
It'll all be over.
Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
I should clean up those crumbs.
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
creative toilet
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
It's okay. I'll be your onii-chan.
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
You n'wah!
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
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>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
cock
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
It's a peacock party!
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
creative toilet
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
My waifu in a vector field.
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
Does this outro know something I don't?
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
glass2k is a cool program!
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
You should use 7-zip and Chrome.
Am I a hermit now?
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
I'm Buttman!
...buttman...
Gonna eat something
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
I refuse to take sides.
Thanks Wik
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
I got a megaphone the other day for £4 as well!
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
They were too gentle.
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
Beef or turkey
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
Can't complain.
Yankee monkee
cock
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
I am very upset about all that's happening on this planet. I want to become a fish and float freely in untouched blue waters.
한국어로 YouTube 보기
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
There's no America you can save.
Learning the annoying way what git revert actually does
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
I will always be tired forever.
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
Drink Santa's pee
People are strange when you're made of books.
>>234
So you're the one who doesn't know >> notation! GET ’IM, BOYS
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
All this glass will cloud over in time.
Good luck manipulating this one! It's boundless.
Am I a hermit now?
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ！ ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
Let's say I didn't post a flaw-in-a-perfect-world in the perfection-in-a-flawed-world thread and I was being comedically contrary.
I want to put my dick on something.
what happened to neet.to
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
wha tthe fuck
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
It's full of not working.
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
Obtimus prime
白い、白い、
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
I need your help, DQN! I have established that I ought to buy either LG Nexus 4 or LG Optimus G. Which one should I pick?
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
I hate internet plebs, they really bug me.
Baby
All is lost.
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
People are strange when you're made of books.
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
As long as there are a medium sized pot and a pair of scissors in every household, barbershops are downright unnecessary.
There's no America you can save.
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
Dylan
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
Thanks Wik
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
Dream check.
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
Let's get legit
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best
>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
ctrl + bksp
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
I wonder how many people check this site daily.
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
I can't handle this anymore.
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
Do not look directly at the needle.
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
Oh no, it's one of "those" scenes, isn't it?
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
open song, burp nose
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
I played ET for the Atari. I like it.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
There she is, laid out on a warm, soft bed, inviting me to join her - but I'm not allowed to. Life is so cruel.
>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.
Let's get legit
kareha is a piece of shit
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
I am an incredibly stupid person.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
I vehemently disapprove.
But if I write about typewriters then everyone will know!
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
Opera song burp mouse
I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.
Your life is already ending.
I want to put my dick on something.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
Is it just me, or has the frequency of posts here increased massively in this past week?
It's all about amnesia.
There's hope for you yet.
>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."
There's no America you can save.
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
I put on my girlfriend's dress and I felt really good and pretty until I looked down and saw my chubby belly, like a pregnant woman.
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
I'm a monster.
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
I want a pengpod!!!
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
Onii-chan, elephant juice!
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
Gonna eat something
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
Look at all the weeaboos!
Drink Santa's pee
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
I need a sword
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
>>226 I check it at least twice a day, but usually much more.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
>>694 I do indeed, I finally got around to finishing it quite recently (I watch a bunch of animes at once hopping between them all). The filler episodes near the end bugged me, but I don't think I've watched a series I like that didn't have at least a couple.
An online acquaintance made this which I think is pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/demosthenesaru/vixenvy-day1
Sooch meets mouth.
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
Oh no!
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
>>803 i like the bit where she spins on his head, then crushes his skull inside her vagina
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
Sprite is back!
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
all this bot does is molest me
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
KYOOOOOTO AN-EE-MAY-EE-SHOOON, WOW WOW WOW!
Isn't there a poster here who has synesthesia? I think I remember someone saying they did. Is it good? I just thought I wish I had it, but maybe it's not as good as it sounds.
I hope you see this before the end of the thread, if you are here...
I love Visvim
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
It's mad, isn't it?
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
It's mad, isn't it?
白い、白い、
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
glass2k is a cool program!
한국어로 YouTube 보기
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
Incomplete god
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
There she is, laid out on a warm, soft bed, inviting me to join her - but I'm not allowed to. Life is so cruel.
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
And it even retains its fragrance - truly, a befitting gift!
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Dream check.
Bolshy Bolshy Bolshy oh
my plantar fascia feel great
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
Is this light doing her good? I have my doubts.
If I come back to you in a few hours utterly distraught and inconsolable, please bear with me.
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
Happy ponytail day.
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
I need to learn feng shui.
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
There are too many avenues of self-expression, how am I supposed to choose where to write my pithy thoughts?
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
Let me tell you about "sacrifice".
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess’d,
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
I change the sonnet, though it's really cool,
Because the ending is so compromising;
It says to me things innocently cruel
And it's not nice to plagiarize, I know,
But I can not find love, which kind of blows.
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
ctrl + bksp
I love you
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
Clouds, and then rain.
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
All this glass will cloud over in time.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
There's hope for you yet.
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Now, if only I knew someone with a theology degree.
>>276
Could be. /lang/ is also rather fast. It fills me with happines knowing that so many people are using textboards
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
I'm only ankle deep in the vagaries of the flesh.
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
>>803 i like the bit where she spins on his head, then crushes his skull inside her vagina
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ！ ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
It'll all be over.
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
But you have not noticed.
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?
One day I'm going to screenshot all these "I just got the 1993 reference" posts and make a collage, like those stupid Facebook and Twitter ones.
Hello to all Dylans in the world
Half the fun!
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't invited.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
I have lost all my passion
There's no America you can save.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
Come back little moth, I love you.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
I am so fuckin tried right now.
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
>>186
We should probably start a newsserver, I would but gentoo does not do well with inn and AT&T does not support nntp mirroring by default.
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.
Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
No nervous Rex.
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
There are too many avenues of self-expression, how am I supposed to choose where to write my pithy thoughts?
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
Why am I such a retard?.
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
It'll all be over.
Now, if only I knew someone with a theology degree.
Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
Dylan
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
Volvo's damn motor.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
glass2k is a cool program!
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
What do the Kha'ak want?
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
my plantar fascia feel great
Pietro is so cute
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
YUROP
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
>>268
They both look like flimsy, easily breakable little things. You should get yourself a nice reliable brick-shaped Nokia instead.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
Oh no!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
>>571
I doubt it applies here, dokyuns are interested in a huge range of things not because they are unpopular, but rather innovative or different, the bleeding edge will always be unpopular, but the lust is caused by the former and not the latter.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
dicks everywhere
