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921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 21:28

^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 23:24

>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ! ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 11:36

Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 21:14

>>429
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930 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7345 00:49

>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 15:14

>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 19:40

>>650
It doesn't matter, just say the universe exploded and something about toast or angry dogs.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 06:45

infinity days hath september.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:47

>>87 not a bad idea

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:41

>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 09:31

Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.

vc: flaw. How fitting.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 02:40

I like the phrase: “I can no longer return to those days”.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 16:05

>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 11:04

What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?

735 Name: 佐藤孝夫 : 1993-09-7318 13:58

エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう!

*年齢 41歳(ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年)

*出生地 福井県

*名前
エルビス飛鳥(本名は竹野)というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫(さとうたかを)

*性別

*地域
東京

*職業
アルバイト(苦笑)

*趣味
2ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ

*特技
2ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約(過去3〜5回)、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること

*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ

*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。

*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ!」(せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないMCの下手さに打ち切り・・・)

==その他プロフィール==

精神異常者として知られる危険人物である

昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである

入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか?」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である

==ディスコグラフィー==

常時: そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ

2013年: 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、2013年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 06:37

i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 08:59

Well that's really pretty kimoi.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 22:34

I love, love, love!

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 06:35

>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 10:06

>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 17:12

I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:05

>>520
some lisp shit idunno

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 00:12

You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 17:14

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 12:07

I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 17:13

( ・ω・) Hi denpa, I'm clonepa!

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 23:18

>>238
And Shii makes 7.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 02:29

>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 17:32

http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 13:28

Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 15:00

>>189 funroll-all-loops

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 20:24

I am an incredibly stupid person.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 13:20

Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:31

>>655 were you at a fetish club?

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 15:03

>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 20:38

Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 08:43

More like Grandpa BUTTSton

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 23:31

>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 02:49

They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 08:55

Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 16:52

Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 23:31

>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 14:53

I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:41

>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 15:40

I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:01

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
   THATS MAMA LUIGI TO YOU MARIO
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 21:36

FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 00:00

Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.

179 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7266 23:36

>>176,177
So did I!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:05

wha tthe fuck

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 15:16

I hate my client.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 13:47

Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 00:29

What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 07:07

"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 23:50

I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 12:54

These are not my panties.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:21

>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 15:20

I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 13:12

I've got laser eyes

And I know what you're thinking

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 08:37

Today is my birthday. Hooray!

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 00:17

I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 00:27

>>119
that doesn't stop me from loving you.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 16:47

Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 19:54

Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 00:35

First day of foster caring went well!

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 06:36

( ゚ ヮ゚) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ゚ -゚) I wasn't invited.

( ゚ -゚) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.

689 Name: Zeal : 1993-09-7314 03:56

>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 22:59

I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 12:56

>>621 What anime?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 23:57

Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 16:10

I've become very morbid of late.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 21:13

>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 15:41

ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it

52 Name: ( ˃ _ ˂) : 1993-09-7250 01:30

Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 18:12

>>977 aww, I thought I was the only one who remembered.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:41

>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 02:29

>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 19:26

>>861
( ´_ゝ`)フーン < I hate my life

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 22:51

I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 11:04

What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 19:38

I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 03:12

> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.

some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.

this is one of those days.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 22:12

But you have not noticed.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 02:04

>>241
Not digging that site at all

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 18:55

!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 11:59

This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 17:13

( ・ω・) Hi denpa, I'm clonepa!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:23

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
   SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 13:22

No nervous Rex.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 22:48

Does /dqn/ like Azumanga Daioh? I've never heard any reference to it here, and although tanasinn.info is full of L☆S and Haruhi I haven't seen any AD.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 21:33

Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 09:31

Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.

vc: flaw. How fitting.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 09:31

>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 22:34

I love, love, love!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 21:07

Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.

195 Name: ( ˃╭╮˂) : 1993-09-7267 23:10

I downloaded title by DQN-kun today but it won't fit on my ipod.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 06:26

Sooch meets mouth.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 23:00

               ,,,,_    
            _,,../,'3 `ァ
          / ,' 3∩‐''ーっ
            l      ⌒_つ
          `'ー---‐'''''"

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 13:39

>>449
I have yet to watch Panty and Stocking

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 14:53

Hey, my captcha is jude!

I don't really know that song and can't even remember what it sounds like but haha, reference.

I was going to wonder why people find stupid references like that funny, but then I realised I should wonder more about why I care or find it annoying, after all it's just harmless fun, why do I gotta be so elitist and critical of other people, but more importantly, god, why do you have to be so critical about yourself, why can't you just let yourself be yourself, god, why do I always get stuck in these stupid meta loops and get stuck in these endless run-on sentences in my head?

hey jude

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 22:05

>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 00:09

Moon-coloured.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7348 21:15

>>960 For a second I thought it said "Nyan Nyan Biyori"

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 01:37

I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 11:39

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 23:36

I just wanna bang on the drum all day.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 01:32

>>503

I don't understand how "program" is retro

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:14

There's no America you can save.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 09:33

If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:31

>>655 were you at a fetish club?

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 15:44

>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.

While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!

>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 19:54

I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 19:11

Hello to all Dylans in the world

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 18:10

Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:26

한국어로 YouTube 보기

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 03:07

What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 12:13

McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 14:36

Well gee, I sure hope not.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 22:41

I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 08:17

The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 23:05

This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 22:07

>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 19:35

wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 00:21

Today's task: read the communist manifesto.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 20:49

Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 19:27

Just a few more hours and BF4 beta will be there...

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 23:43

>>564
I've pretty much erradicated all traces of any account I've ever had on a non-futaba style forum.

>>570
I don't undestand reddit either, it's basically SA, but with stricter moderation.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 22:50

I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 18:08

Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 17:08

I love you

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 23:10

Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 07:29

>>378

I love having moments like that.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 07:07

"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 22:54

>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 13:57

>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:38

>>2
Less bipolar disorder.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 15:50

I'm a monster.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 07:21

>>667 I can see why.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 13:12

I've got laser eyes

And I know what you're thinking

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 00:04

>>302
Hah, good luck finding him.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 15:47

http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 17:15

dicks everywhere

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 16:52

>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 15:39

>>891
Sounds like she's not really either of those things.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 12:06

Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 15:40

I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 22:18

>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 13:24

Algorithms, my love.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 16:58

Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 16:52

>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 23:59

>>234
You forgot me too!

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 23:54

>>139
wow look at those bazooms

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 17:55

I want to go to Newcastle.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 14:00

I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 09:12

>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:51

I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 14:22

I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 21:54

DQN got me into Goreshit, who got me into Higurashi. And it's amazing. I feel like I should thank you guys, so thanks!

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 09:24

>>89 It's not popular. Come back a few years ago.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 20:53

Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 14:00

My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 18:18

>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 21:08

>>608
It hasn't worked for years

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 22:44

Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 20:25

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7334 11:54

McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 23:57

Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 15:47

http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:27

I can't handle this anymore.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 23:41

>>706
Fan translations are great, but I really want to own it. Those covers! Beautiful.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 05:43

>>89

> Why is this unplayable mess so popular?

Probably multiplayer and all the community-created content. Personally, despite its numerous flaws I think it's one of the best sandbox games I've played. Ever since Red Faction I've always liked first person games that let you edit the terrain, but Minecraft was the first one that had unlimited world editing capabilities while still being intuitive and fun.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 11:14

No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 01:55

Thanks Wik

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 16:57

I'll isolate you.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 22:08

>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 12:06

*marijuana

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 22:07

Finished Irisu Syndrome and WOW. Thank you, DQN who suggested this.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:05

>>520
some lisp shit idunno

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 22:30

*next (not "net")

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 06:10

زیبا

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:12

Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 20:06

>>467
It's [S4S] QUALITY

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 06:35

>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 21:49

Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 12:06

Finally trying out Irisu Syndrome and it's addictive. And creepy.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 15:29

>erogedownload
Oh, hey it's back up ( ´∀`)
I was really despaired yesterday (;´Д`)

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 14:57

<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.

In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 22:08

finally

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 00:25

I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 21:32

>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 08:39

Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 16:40

I need a sword

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 19:35

wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 03:50

>>174
It's time to touch Usenet.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:15

>>513
I only found it last week. Loving it so far!

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 12:41

>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 09:03

Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.

In fact, I'm watching porn right now.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:44

I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.

I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.

What a curious feeling.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:13

>>86
How about 2ch VIP?

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 11:51

>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 00:35

I played ET for the Atari. I like it.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 13:44

>>396
I certainly know that feeling.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:09

>>453
Plasma girls sure are hot, I don't blame you.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 23:54

>>139
wow look at those bazooms

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 00:46

Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 23:26

he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.

Hope he's okay

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 17:40

kareha is a piece of shit

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 21:06

When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 21:35

Reminder: you're going to die.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 16:55

Look at all the weeaboos!

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 01:46

As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 00:35

First day of foster caring went well!

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 02:40

I like the phrase: “I can no longer return to those days”.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 16:27

Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 23:27

DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 20:45

Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 01:44

>>754 I prefer McDonald's

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 04:16

Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.

Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 23:18

When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 11:43

>>484
What he said

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 01:20

>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 01:54

Just sang for a whole hour

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 22:54

>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 20:49

Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 13:03

Minecraft wabi-sabi.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 20:26

Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 17:41

>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?

I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE

How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 01:54

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 22:44

Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 22:01

Does this outro know something I don't?

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 23:13

>>234
You forgot to mention me.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 22:28

I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 19:31

No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 11:32

I've done something horrible

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 13:57

>>451 It's pretty good!

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 14:22

I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 22:57

fuck this for a pint of cow semen

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 22:57

>>289
I hope so too, I missed out last time.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 17:13

( ・ω・) Hi denpa, I'm clonepa!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 20:38

Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 22:52

>>430
Wrath of an /a/non

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 21:06

When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 10:55

>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 15:50


3 days too many

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 20:22

Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7348 21:15

>>960 For a second I thought it said "Nyan Nyan Biyori"

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 14:00

I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 00:04

>>302
Hah, good luck finding him.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 22:12

But you have not noticed.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 10:11

I think I am kawaii desu ne.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 12:34

Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 23:53

You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 13:05

I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 16:53

Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 22:07

Finished Irisu Syndrome and WOW. Thank you, DQN who suggested this.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 10:06

>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:41

>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 18:32

How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 05:28

>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 22:48

Does /dqn/ like Azumanga Daioh? I've never heard any reference to it here, and although tanasinn.info is full of L☆S and Haruhi I haven't seen any AD.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 03:56

I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 20:48

>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 09:39

>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 21:46

At long last, I'm past halfway! I feel like this project is going to be completed after all.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 10:29

>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.

Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.

At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 16:13

>>632 Text art wooo!

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 00:07

You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 10:04

Clouds, and then rain.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 19:56

I wish I wasn't gaijin.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 11:18

"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 12:34

all this bot does is molest me

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 07:38

>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 19:50

>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 13:50

I can't do it any more. I can't do it.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 11:25

With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 00:48

>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 22:30

I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 13:14

Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 16:06

I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 04:51

How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 09:39

>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 20:04

sawn-off moustache.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 19:00

>>960
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663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 05:36

How do you take your time where there's no time

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 11:15

>>540
Press F1 for help.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 12:29

There's my kutyuli mutyuli!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:49

Am dying send help.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 20:56

Ruby's fun. I like chomps

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 17:42

>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi)and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き! (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 01:40

>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 13:35

Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 08:09

I refuse to take sides.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 20:06

>>417
What's that supposed to mean

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:47

>>87 not a bad idea

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 08:59

Well that's really pretty kimoi.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 01:28

hey, that was pretty cool.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 15:38

>>498
Purge and recompile the comm-release.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 03:07

???? ?? ????? (;´Д`)

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 00:40

Traybu-n

⊂二二二( ^θ^)二二二⊃

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 17:33

>sperm of your floor

If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 17:40

Take advantage of the fact that I can't find any other work this month.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 11:23

It's mad, isn't it?

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 01:20

>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 19:46

I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 13:34

At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 17:50

Chaotic character!

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 12:56

Now I want to go to Home Bargains because of >>181, but I feel like I'd be giving undue warm fuzziness to >>178 by proxy.

Decisions, decisions.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 22:26

Dream check.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 18:10

Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 09:31

Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.

vc: flaw. How fitting.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:46

もうミキ先生、ひどいよ!

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 17:04

>>421 Moooo-oooommmmm! Stop using my computerrrrrrrr!

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 14:12

>>586
Oh, just you wait.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 17:07

But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 13:24

Algorithms, my love.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 23:18

When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 22:26

I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...

"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.

-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 03:50

>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 18:10

Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:09

>>514
Just watch the news and grumble to yourself.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 15:57

what the heck is unquote-splicing?

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 12:20

My trackpad's gummed up and doesn't click on the left

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 16:06

I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 17:03

Love her to death!

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 21:13

>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 00:24

>>902
Well, is it?

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 17:22

> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 20:22

Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 16:36

I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 19:51

I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 10:10

I put on my girlfriend's dress and I felt really good and pretty until I looked down and saw my chubby belly, like a pregnant woman.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 23:13

>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 06:35

>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 11:13

gooey

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 17:50

>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 23:53

You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥

922 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7343 23:41

Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 02:39

>>272 I haven't seen you since 1993!

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 20:07

>>849
Lurk for a bit, it will all make sense.

959 Name: 954 : 1993-09-7348 17:55

>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 22:54

>>165 baka baaaka

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 13:28

Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 15:06

I want to kill people! Lots of people!

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 13:23

>>385
My trackpad got so bad that the left click was broken and constantly clicked, I had to disable it and use a wired mouse.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 21:59

Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 16:10

I've become very morbid of late.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 13:22

Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 17:47

This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 10:15

>>636
I could've been a proper hikikomori by now... or a corporate slave with a keen interest in anime, manga and digital electronics. I would be a reguar visitor to Shibuya and Akihabara.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 18:55

!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?

689 Name: Zeal : 1993-09-7314 03:56

>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 22:30

I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 22:05

I a m qweraerilnf vwery trhick wooily mikljttens whui ch astre nkiot coinduckuive gto m zakin g fredzadcable posts. z\t leza\dsgt tgheyh'er nki ced \an dc fuzxzy.,

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 16:21

OFFICIAL >>488 GAUNTLET:
Make at least one post on every other board on 4-ch.

>>488 GAUNTLET LITE:
Make at least one post on at least one board of every subsection of 4-ch (culture, personal, etc).

>>488 GAUNTLET MAX:
Make at least one post on every other board on 4-ch in one sitting.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 22:07

Along with the Smoked Sammon AA hugging pillow that someone mentioned a while ago, I would buy the hell out of an Eternal September Calendar.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 11:40

Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 12:00

Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7350 12:31

They were too gentle.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 23:18

When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:21

>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 00:24

It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 14:12

>>586
Oh, just you wait.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 16:05

>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 03:43

Phloen Phromdaen

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 09:03

Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.

In fact, I'm watching porn right now.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 19:15

I can offer you little more than my affections.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 09:24

I just realized that I treat text boards like a guilty pleasure.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 14:34

So many anabaptists...

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 22:30

*next (not "net")

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 19:15

Obtimus prime

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 14:21

Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 20:03

>>488
Inb4 sudden influx of post on /ascii/

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 13:22

No nervous Rex.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:14

There's no America you can save.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 15:50


3 days too many

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 00:07

>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 22:05

attachment anxiety

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 11:23

I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 00:27

Let me tell you about "sacrifice".

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 14:36

>>396
I wish I could do that, but no one I live with is a girl or owns any cute dresses.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 16:10

I've become very morbid of late.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 13:07

What could I even be thinking?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 12:52

Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 16:06

I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 15:21

After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 23:30

>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 22:13

Today I met my very first transsexual. How exciting.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 00:35

I played ET for the Atari. I like it.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 09:31

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 23:23

>>622
At least they leave /f/ alone.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 22:08

>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 20:27

I am the velvet guy.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 02:13

gaynus

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 13:05

>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.

Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 12:36

They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.

If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:05

>>520
some lisp shit idunno

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 06:39

>>229
It's ok I probably wouldn't be invited to any weddings either

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 17:33

>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 10:45

How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 17:13

>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 21:14

>>429
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346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 06:01

>>345
There was an odd intersection near my old apartment. I called it "a round-Earth adjustment" (for an exaggerated explanation, try wrapping some graph paper around an orange and see how you would have to offset some blocks from true, in order to keep the majority of the streets "normal"). My OChem-major friend called it "1-butene".

I guess http://goo.gl/maps/ZOzV6 would be, what? Cyclopentane?

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 15:57

The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 21:13

>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 19:26

>>861
( ´_ゝ`)フーン < I hate my life

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 20:26

Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 23:16

>>408 *terror

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 01:51

Dear Firefox developers:

Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 14:10

>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 23:57

Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 06:26

Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 21:36

Make way for the completionist!

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 23:26

>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 23:13

>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 23:37

Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.

735 Name: 佐藤孝夫 : 1993-09-7318 13:58

エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう!

*年齢 41歳(ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年)

*出生地 福井県

*名前
エルビス飛鳥(本名は竹野)というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫(さとうたかを)

*性別

*地域
東京

*職業
アルバイト(苦笑)

*趣味
2ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ

*特技
2ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約(過去3〜5回)、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること

*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ

*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。

*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ!」(せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないMCの下手さに打ち切り・・・)

==その他プロフィール==

精神異常者として知られる危険人物である

昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである

入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか?」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である

==ディスコグラフィー==

常時: そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ

2013年: 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、2013年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 11:15

Denpa money nigger fad

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 02:35

>>274
Isn't Prague or lounge larger?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 23:44

gape an anus

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 19:46

Life is so utterly absurd!

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 00:07

>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 23:18

When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 09:02

 △
△ △

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 20:06

>>417
What's that supposed to mean

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 22:07

Finished Irisu Syndrome and WOW. Thank you, DQN who suggested this.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 02:03

I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 17:56

It's spirals, spirals all the way.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 12:44

New Rozen Maiden in a matter of hours! How exciting.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 00:38

>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness

If I am a dog then shake hands

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 21:40

Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 08:55

I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 15:00

I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 06:10

زیبا

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 22:57

fuck this for a pint of cow semen

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 01:54

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 01:58

>>751
The important part is that you met new people.

And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 04:00

Maybe we should make another thoughts thread so people will post in this one more.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:23

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   SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 01:53

>>891
Does she have a tumblr?

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 06:18

>>73
Philosophers tend to be a rather useless bunch, though.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 13:04

>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 21:15

>>673
Quit politicking you piece of shit

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 22:44

Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 22:47

>>619
Really?

There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 21:37

I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 10:18

Did someone make a #14 thread? I can't remember.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 19:46

Life is so utterly absurd!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 06:45

infinity days hath september.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 01:32

Incomplete god

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 20:56

Ruby's fun. I like chomps

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 13:12

I've got laser eyes

And I know what you're thinking

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 23:44

I released the emergency mittens!

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 14:44

Welcome to Night Vale is great.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 14:50

>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.

705 Name: 694 : 1993-09-7315 16:48

>>702
Nichijou is great, and I'd recommend it to anyone who likes AD. Just as >>699 said, the animation is of a brilliant quality and it has little to no filler. Sadly, it looks like will we never have an official translation of the manga.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 13:14

Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 09:31

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 13:48

Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 00:48

>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 23:26

he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.

Hope he's okay

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:15

>>513
I only found it last week. Loving it so far!

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 22:55

I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 12:34

all this bot does is molest me

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 17:50

>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 12:03

People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 20:56

Click this! There's ample time to explain, but I'm tired right now.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 22:08

finally

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7326 17:18

Dwarf used "Mine Anus"

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 09:24

"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 10:09

Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 14:17

I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!

52 Name: ( ˃ _ ˂) : 1993-09-7250 01:30

Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 23:05

This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 08:27

I wonder what the carpet tastes like.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 00:19

I'm suddenly depressed at the fact that I'll probably never see my favourite Japanese artists live in concert.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 00:20

My waifu in a vector field.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 02:03

I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 09:37

I've come to realise that one of the main reasons I like stuff like anime and textboards is that I only really want to be obscure. My dream is to eventually fade into the internet itself, much like that guy.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 17:00

http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 04:35

>>71
It's possible to have both.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 20:48

>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 08:43

More like Grandpa BUTTSton

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 22:56

>>692 Does it always have the same random order? Does it start >>138 >>9 >>265 for everyone else?

427 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7288 17:47

This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 23:53

You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 23:00

               ,,,,_    
            _,,../,'3 `ァ
          / ,' 3∩‐''ーっ
            l      ⌒_つ
          `'ー---‐'''''"

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 10:12

Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 20:56

Click this! There's ample time to explain, but I'm tired right now.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 17:35

I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 00:19

I'm suddenly depressed at the fact that I'll probably never see my favourite Japanese artists live in concert.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 17:29

Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 09:31

Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.

vc: flaw. How fitting.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 00:27

>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 12:33

I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 16:03

I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!

tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 02:35

>>274
Isn't Prague or lounge larger?

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 22:00

PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 18:46

As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 09:37

I've come to realise that one of the main reasons I like stuff like anime and textboards is that I only really want to be obscure. My dream is to eventually fade into the internet itself, much like that guy.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 23:31

Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 02:48

>>813
I came to say the same

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 05:50

have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?

195 Name: ( ˃╭╮˂) : 1993-09-7267 23:10

I downloaded title by DQN-kun today but it won't fit on my ipod.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 14:09

>>78.79
Let's do this!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:40

A big bottom with no visible hole.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 19:54

I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 19:24

dose it work

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 22:05

attachment anxiety

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 09:16

Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 23:45

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 13:57

>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 19:42

Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 21:07

Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 23:40

Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 23:02

Murder of crows

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 10:50

>>623
Who knows, if people complain about Zeitgeist again, moot might fuck up yet another place

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:42

All this glass will cloud over in time.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 19:22

I will always be tired forever.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 23:31

Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7334 16:48

>>839
Have you tried attack animal gakuen?

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 12:27

>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 10:12

Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 19:38

Click this! There's no time to explain.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 12:06

*marijuana

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 19:27

You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 14:10

>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:01

>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 01:08

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 14:14

>>226 I check it at least twice a day, but usually much more.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 02:33

Opera song burp mouse

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 22:54

>>165 baka baaaka

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 18:35

bleah.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 23:31

>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 20:45

Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.

179 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7266 23:36

>>176,177
So did I!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 09:20

>>485
/ascii/ /games/ /anime/ whatever you're into

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 05:43

he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 03:00

I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 20:14

And what do you know of obsession?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 22:27

"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 20:22

Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 19:34

>>176
Me too.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 20:14

And what do you know of obsession?

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 01:50

Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 21:03

I have lost all my passion

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 03:49

Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 02:16

Let's get legit

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 16:06

Volvo's damn motor.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 00:30

First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:49

Am dying send help.

256 This post sucked.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 01:19

>>321 kimchi is a real thing

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 20:27

my plantar fascia feel great

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 21:44

>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 22:05

>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 23:40

Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 01:53

>>891
Does she have a tumblr?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 00:40

Traybu-n

⊂二二二( ^θ^)二二二⊃

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 12:07

I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN

148 Name: Minister of Interior : 1993-09-7263 01:25

>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.

32 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7248 00:20

>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.

Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 21:14

>>429
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306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 10:51

ctrl + bksp

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 23:13

>>234
You forgot to mention me.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 04:36

>>226
I check this site many times on most days.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 23:31

Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 00:29

What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 11:44

>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 07:09

i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best

>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 11:26

Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 05:36

>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.

vc: toung

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 11:52

>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 10:12

Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 22:36

The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 22:37

>>24 We should ignore #13 and make #14 instead when this thread is done.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 00:21

>>379
Sounds sexy

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 14:10

>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 15:16

>>285
Flanvangelion? I love it already.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 22:30

*next (not "net")

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 20:47

Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 14:26

>>234 don't forget me!

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 00:04

I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 13:12

>>534
If only any of us had half the wit of KC Green

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 03:45

>>874
Ranc-

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:23

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925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 15:15

Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 06:28

http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 13:07

What could I even be thinking?

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 07:57

>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.

The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 08:55

I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 21:28

^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 10:04

Clouds, and then rain.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 15:38

>>498
Purge and recompile the comm-release.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 22:59

>>696 Oh, it did the first three times but not anymore

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:01

>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 12:06

Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 12:27

>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 09:39

Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 23:06

But if I write about typewriters then everyone will know!

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 10:55

>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 15:38

>>498
Purge and recompile the comm-release.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7350 17:01

It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 23:44

gape an anus

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 11:50

>>876
(´Д`;)ハァハァ

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 00:24

It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 12:13

McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 19:37

>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 13:25

Bolshy Bolshy Bolshy oh

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 13:48

Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 21:09

Now, if only I knew someone with a theology degree.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 15:57

what the heck is unquote-splicing?

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 07:57

>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.

The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 12:12

It was the "onii-chan" that did it.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 23:03

What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 11:15

>>475
Gosh, it really is.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 23:13

Huge frilly sleeves all round.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 15:56

My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.

930 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7345 00:49

>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 11:39

>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 19:27

You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.

96 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7254 14:44

http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 12:06

*marijuana

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 14:23

It's full of not working.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 15:24

Your life is already ending.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:03

>>83 same dilemma here...
WHERE CAN WE SHARE IT

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 20:38

Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 03:11

>>666 i hear that a different thread thinks you're terrible.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 10:34

Burn!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 01:48

lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 16:03

>>627
It's Kiniro Mosaic, episode seven to be precise.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7326 03:04

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 11:14

No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.

689 Name: Zeal : 1993-09-7314 03:56

>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7348 17:56

Non Non Biyori

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 21:57

If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 19:04

Do not look directly at the needle.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 18:29

>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 14:00

My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 17:24

my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 08:37

>>484
Which other boards?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 20:27

my plantar fascia feel great

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:09

>>514
Just watch the news and grumble to yourself.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 00:35

>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 08:17

The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 22:30

I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 13:47

Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7350 12:31

They were too gentle.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 09:31

>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 15:35

( ;A;) I think I'm falling for a girl in another state

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 14:23

Voru de moto.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 19:04

>>427 Welcome back~

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 01:40

>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 11:15

>>540
Press F1 for help.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 08:39

>>743
you're 100 years old

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 13:03

>>325 I usually read everything and make posts and stuff, check through other sites and boards I lurk, then come back to usually find some new posts here, and the cycle continues endlessly

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 15:33

All is lost.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 23:26

oh and ちぃむdmp☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 23:38

Will she dream?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 23:23

Ticks is so beautiful~

Captcha: love

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 17:03

Love her to death!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 00:54

Fucking faggots

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 20:26

Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7334 21:49

I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 11:36

Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7334 11:54

McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 20:26

Thirty two days until the pigs.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 17:23

The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 22:30

I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 21:46

At long last, I'm past halfway! I feel like this project is going to be completed after all.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 13:32

>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 19:27

Just a few more hours and BF4 beta will be there...

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 21:36

separation anxiety

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 01:23

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869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 17:00

http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 10:56

Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 09:12

>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7334 21:49

I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 15:02

This was the Summer of the Philosophers.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 17:13

( ・ω・) Hi denpa, I'm clonepa!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 12:08

If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 23:50

I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7334 11:54

McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:23

So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.

"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 19:10

>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 17:40

Take advantage of the fact that I can't find any other work this month.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 15:00

>>189 funroll-all-loops

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 17:07

>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:01

>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 13:31

>>209 oh nooooo

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 23:12

>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 01:28

hey, that was pretty cool.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 04:10

>>321
Now in Kimochi flavor.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 00:10

Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 10:11

I think I am kawaii desu ne.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 18:47

>>350
Dammit!

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 19:26

Stop doing this, shitheads.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 22:52

>>430
Wrath of an /a/non

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 16:52

Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 00:35

>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 14:29

This is just in: >>455-san has been arrested!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 20:27

I need to learn feng shui.

427 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7288 17:47

This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 18:35

bleah.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 13:47

Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 15:41

ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 10:58

open song, burp nose

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 17:13

( ・ω・) Hi denpa, I'm clonepa!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 21:44

>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 11:51

>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 20:45

Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 19:10

>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 22:02

>>502,503
you two have to have a duel to the death now

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 16:25

I should eat strawberry pancakes.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 00:10

>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 17:02

I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 14:21

Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 16:52

>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 11:36

Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 19:34

>>176
Me too.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 23:34

Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 13:48

Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 05:50

have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 18:18

>>171 I never even touched Usenet.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 15:18

Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 14:25

>>226,>>227,>>228,>>231,>>233 aaaand that's the whole board.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 16:03

I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!

tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 13:24

Algorithms, my love.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 17:52

>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?

256 This post sucked.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 13:33

I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 16:37

Kokoro Toshokan is nice, thanks Mr. >>49!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 15:17

Losing is fun!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 14:42

I wish I could improve my posting quality.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 17:33

>sperm of your floor

If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 22:26

Dream check.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 11:18

"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 14:25

>>226,>>227,>>228,>>231,>>233 aaaand that's the whole board.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 02:03

I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 16:47

>>605
Well, I tested it and it doesn't work.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 15:35

( ;A;) I think I'm falling for a girl in another state

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 00:30

First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 17:12

I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 17:33

>sperm of your floor

If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 10:32

Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 23:13

>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".

930 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7345 00:49

>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 00:13

Dear Firefox developers:

Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 09:01

ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 23:50

I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 12:06

Finally trying out Irisu Syndrome and it's addictive. And creepy.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 03:39

I wonder how many people check this site daily.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 23:23

I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.

930 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7345 00:49

>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 12:34

Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 21:14

>>429
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57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 15:35

It's all about amnesia.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 23:36

I just wanna bang on the drum all day.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 12:42

>>908
Bob?

32 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7248 00:20

>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.

Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 19:42

Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 04:45

>>226

I do. I do every day.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 14:26

>>246 a foster child is staying with my wife and I for a holiday away from the other foster children he stays with as they are all very young, so it's a nice little break for him. We went swimming yesterday and went for mcdonalds and today we're going crab fishing and playing wrestling games on the playstation

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 11:20

>>882,884
Did it happen in Japan?

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 13:47

Drug users don't have worthwhile hobbies? That's not true!

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 01:08

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 21:06

When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 14:57

<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.

In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 13:25

Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 23:13

Won't you lend your lungs to me?

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 02:25

>>170
How would someone not? Isn't every DQN on Usenet?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 20:27

I am the velvet guy.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 16:58

Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7326 04:19

>>802
lmao this is amazing

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 13:25

Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 14:06

i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 09:28

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 22:28

I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 00:24

It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 00:40

Traybu-n

⊂二二二( ^θ^)二二二⊃

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 22:55

I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 11:37

It's a kitten.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 12:27

>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 11:59

This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 23:27

DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 16:05

>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 23:07

What have I become?

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 19:26

Stop doing this, shitheads.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 11:26

Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 14:57

<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.

In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 22:54

>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 12:52

Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 00:19

>>492
this has always infuriated me

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 08:19

Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 22:59

>>696 Oh, it did the first three times but not anymore

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 09:39

>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 12:43

>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 06:36

( ゚ ヮ゚) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ゚ -゚) I wasn't invited.

( ゚ -゚) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 04:00

>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 23:18

>>238
And Shii makes 7.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 15:57

The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 14:54

U.N. Owen was (not) her?

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 08:20

I hate how Youtube is trying to push this "Week" shit.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 20:49

>>969 "...nyan?"

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 16:53

Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 21:31

I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 10:12

Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 15:26

When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 19:04

>>427 Welcome back~

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 22:51

I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 09:20

>>485
/ascii/ /games/ /anime/ whatever you're into

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:03

>>83 same dilemma here...
WHERE CAN WE SHARE IT

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 14:22

I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 21:20

suck blue frog

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 23:13

>>234
You forgot to mention me.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 14:41

>>250
I can't switch from Firefox, just because of all the extensions I use (adblock, https everywhere, self-destructing cookies, etc.)

>>252
Sounds great (゚∀゚)
I hope you have a nice time

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 21:44

Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:49

Am dying send help.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 01:08

Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 20:07

Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 17:40

kareha is a piece of shit

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 13:25

Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 14:00

My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 11:37

It's a kitten.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 06:01

>>345
There was an odd intersection near my old apartment. I called it "a round-Earth adjustment" (for an exaggerated explanation, try wrapping some graph paper around an orange and see how you would have to offset some blocks from true, in order to keep the majority of the streets "normal"). My OChem-major friend called it "1-butene".

I guess http://goo.gl/maps/ZOzV6 would be, what? Cyclopentane?

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 15:47

http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 21:52

But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 20:04

I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 10:47

>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 00:56

>>753 I prefer Donald's.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 08:27

I wonder what the carpet tastes like.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 07:38

>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 02:40

I like the phrase: “I can no longer return to those days”.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 14:20

"Open-ended intervention" is a shitty synonym for "occupation".

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 14:17

I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 14:34

So many anabaptists...

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 17:56

It's spirals, spirals all the way.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 15:08

>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 19:37

>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 16:06

Volvo's damn motor.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 20:07

Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 00:09

Moon-coloured.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 09:39

>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 09:03

Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.

In fact, I'm watching porn right now.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 15:03

>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 12:15

what the fuck is a sparberry?

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 09:13

Why is shobon so cute

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 10:09

Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 19:47

>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7348 00:41

yellow cat

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 11:22

MaddAddam is a palindrome!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 11:18

"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 16:39

Robotic librarian moé~.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 13:07

What could I even be thinking?

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 22:30

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 09:24

I just realized that I treat text boards like a guilty pleasure.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 23:38

Will she dream?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 23:23

I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 23:26

he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.

Hope he's okay

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 12:06

Finally trying out Irisu Syndrome and it's addictive. And creepy.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 13:24

Algorithms, my love.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:53

no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 19:51

I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 14:00

My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 22:04

>>954
Please don't kill me!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 02:39

>>272 I haven't seen you since 1993!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 08:55

I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 23:58

i hate moths

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 19:15

Obtimus prime

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 00:19

>>492
this has always infuriated me

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 11:14

No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:25

I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 00:39

>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 23:18

>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.

>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!

Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise

532 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7302 06:44

It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.

The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.

I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 21:28

what happened to neet.to

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 01:50

Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 20:27

I need to learn feng shui.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 14:14

>>226 I check it at least twice a day, but usually much more.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:46

もうミキ先生、ひどいよ!

179 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7266 23:36

>>176,177
So did I!

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 16:55

Look at all the weeaboos!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 00:19

I'm suddenly depressed at the fact that I'll probably never see my favourite Japanese artists live in concert.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7326 03:04

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 23:00

               ,,,,_    
            _,,../,'3 `ァ
          / ,' 3∩‐''ーっ
            l      ⌒_つ
          `'ー---‐'''''"

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 19:46

Life is so utterly absurd!

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 11:48

>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 15:57

what the heck is unquote-splicing?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 23:02

I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 11:06

Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 19:50

>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 04:35

>>71
It's possible to have both.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 11:15

>>475
Gosh, it really is.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 05:50

have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 16:03

>>627
It's Kiniro Mosaic, episode seven to be precise.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7350 17:01

It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 16:40

I need a sword

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:18

>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 22:58

>>544
Leave the light on for him!

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 22:59

I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 14:25

>>226,>>227,>>228,>>231,>>233 aaaand that's the whole board.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:05

>>520
some lisp shit idunno

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 13:41

My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 06:35

>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 15:02

I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 09:24

"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 22:58

Lunar tic?

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 07:29

>>378

I love having moments like that.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 05:36

How do you take your time where there's no time

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 14:21

Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 10:52

creative toilet

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 00:38

>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness

If I am a dog then shake hands

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 20:40

I will never finish MHFU.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 14:12

>>586
Oh, just you wait.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 20:55

What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 18:29

>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 18:07

Subject: Implementing type-safe purely functional modifiable trees
Message:
It doesn't work.
Well, it does, it's just difficult.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 22:50

>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 19:26

Pietro is so cute

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7348 21:48

Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 13:03

>>325 I usually read everything and make posts and stuff, check through other sites and boards I lurk, then come back to usually find some new posts here, and the cycle continues endlessly

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 18:00

>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 00:25

I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 15:49

Oh dear.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 00:13

Dear Firefox developers:

Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 11:04

What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 14:12

>>586
Oh, just you wait.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 09:39

>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 22:50

I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 15:35

Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 00:08

Oyasuminasal, DQN!

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 08:19

Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 14:25

>>226,>>227,>>228,>>231,>>233 aaaand that's the whole board.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 12:54

These are not my panties.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 00:02

I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 20:56

Click this! There's ample time to explain, but I'm tired right now.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7348 21:15

>>960 For a second I thought it said "Nyan Nyan Biyori"

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 04:16

Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.

Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 01:32

Incomplete god

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 17:24

my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 16:22

Gosh darn it!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 21:41

>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 13:28

Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 18:56

This is my first post on DQN from my shiny new laptop. Here's to many more!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 21:44

>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 21:29

Happy ponytail day.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 14:54

U.N. Owen was (not) her?

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 20:54

Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 08:19

Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 21:28

what happened to neet.to

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 14:09

>>78.79
Let's do this!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 11:23

I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 22:17

That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 14:56

>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 10:11

How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 22:26

I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...

"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.

-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 21:32

>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 10:10

I put on my girlfriend's dress and I felt really good and pretty until I looked down and saw my chubby belly, like a pregnant woman.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 14:46

Yes, it's rice.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 20:19

>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 16:37

Kokoro Toshokan is nice, thanks Mr. >>49!

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 02:56

sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 15:35

Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 20:26

Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 09:52

But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 06:10

زیبا

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 11:38

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7318 20:26

"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7324 14:34

So many anabaptists...

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 21:14

>>429
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383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 07:29

>>378

I love having moments like that.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 12:23

mmm-mm i love periods!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 12:42

>>908
Bob?

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 00:30

First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 13:44

>>396
I certainly know that feeling.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 22:36

The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 11:38

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 13:48

Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 13:22

No nervous Rex.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 11:40

Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7315 12:41

>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7350 12:21

>>970
nyan...........PASU!

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 13:57

>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 22:18

My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 14:50

>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 02:35

>>274
Isn't Prague or lounge larger?

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 17:09

>>966 whats a hoobastank.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 17:23

The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 19:54

Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 21:31

I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7317 14:28

#fortune is back!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 21:07

Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 23:48

Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 23:30

>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.

705 Name: 694 : 1993-09-7315 16:48

>>702
Nichijou is great, and I'd recommend it to anyone who likes AD. Just as >>699 said, the animation is of a brilliant quality and it has little to no filler. Sadly, it looks like will we never have an official translation of the manga.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 22:59

I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7344 15:15

Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.

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