^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ! ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
>>650
It doesn't matter, just say the universe exploded and something about toast or angry dogs.
infinity days hath september.
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
I like the phrase: “I can no longer return to those days”.
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう!
*年齢 41歳(ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年)
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥(本名は竹野)というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫(さとうたかを)
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト(苦笑)
*趣味
2ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
2ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約(過去3〜5回)、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ!」(せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないMCの下手さに打ち切り・・・)
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか?」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時: そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年: 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、2013年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
I love, love, love!
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
I am an incredibly stupid person.
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
wha tthe fuck
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
These are not my panties.
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
First day of foster caring went well!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ゚ -゚) I wasn't invited.
( ゚ -゚) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
I've become very morbid of late.
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
But you have not noticed.
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
No nervous Rex.
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird
I love, love, love!
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
I downloaded title by DQN-kun today but it won't fit on my ipod.
Sooch meets mouth.
Hey, my captcha is jude!
I don't really know that song and can't even remember what it sounds like but haha, reference.
I was going to wonder why people find stupid references like that funny, but then I realised I should wonder more about why I care or find it annoying, after all it's just harmless fun, why do I gotta be so elitist and critical of other people, but more importantly, god, why do you have to be so critical about yourself, why can't you just let yourself be yourself, god, why do I always get stuck in these stupid meta loops and get stuck in these endless run-on sentences in my head?
hey jude
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
Moon-coloured.
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
There's no America you can save.
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
Hello to all Dylans in the world
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
한국어로 YouTube 보기
What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
Well gee, I sure hope not.
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
Just a few more hours and BF4 beta will be there...
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.
I love you
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
I'm a monster.
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
dicks everywhere
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?
I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
Algorithms, my love.
Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
I want to go to Newcastle.
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
I can't handle this anymore.
> Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
Probably multiplayer and all the community-created content. Personally, despite its numerous flaws I think it's one of the best sandbox games I've played. Ever since Red Faction I've always liked first person games that let you edit the terrain, but Minecraft was the first one that had unlimited world editing capabilities while still being intuitive and fun.
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
Thanks Wik
I'll isolate you.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
زیبا
Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
finally
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".
I need a sword
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
I played ET for the Atari. I like it.
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
kareha is a piece of shit
When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?
Reminder: you're going to die.
Look at all the weeaboos!
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
First day of foster caring went well!
I like the phrase: “I can no longer return to those days”.
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Does this outro know something I don't?
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
I've done something horrible
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
But you have not noticed.
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
At long last, I'm past halfway! I feel like this project is going to be completed after all.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?
Clouds, and then rain.
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
all this bot does is molest me
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
sawn-off moustache.
How do you take your time where there's no time
There's my kutyuli mutyuli!
Am dying send help.
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi)and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き! (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders
I refuse to take sides.
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
hey, that was pretty cool.
???? ?? ????? (;´Д`)
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
It's mad, isn't it?
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
Chaotic character!
Dream check.
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ!
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
Algorithms, my love.
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...
"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.
-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
My trackpad's gummed up and doesn't click on the left
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
Love her to death!
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
I put on my girlfriend's dress and I felt really good and pretty until I looked down and saw my chubby belly, like a pregnant woman.
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
gooey
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
>>385
My trackpad got so bad that the left click was broken and constantly clicked, I had to disable it and use a wired mouse.
Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!
I've become very morbid of late.
Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
>>636
I could've been a proper hikikomori by now... or a corporate slave with a keen interest in anime, manga and digital electronics. I would be a reguar visitor to Shibuya and Akihabara.
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
I a m qweraerilnf vwery trhick wooily mikljttens whui ch astre nkiot coinduckuive gto m zakin g fredzadcable posts. z\t leza\dsgt tgheyh'er nki ced \an dc fuzxzy.,
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
They were too gentle.
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
Phloen Phromdaen
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
I can offer you little more than my affections.
So many anabaptists...
Obtimus prime
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
No nervous Rex.
There's no America you can save.
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
attachment anxiety
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
Let me tell you about "sacrifice".
>>396
I wish I could do that, but no one I live with is a girl or owns any cute dresses.
I've become very morbid of late.
What could I even be thinking?
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
Today I met my very first transsexual. How exciting.
I played ET for the Atari. I like it.
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
I am the velvet guy.
gaynus
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
>>229
It's ok I probably wouldn't be invited to any weddings either
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
>>345
There was an odd intersection near my old apartment. I called it "a round-Earth adjustment" (for an exaggerated explanation, try wrapping some graph paper around an orange and see how you would have to offset some blocks from true, in order to keep the majority of the streets "normal"). My OChem-major friend called it "1-butene".
I guess http://goo.gl/maps/ZOzV6 would be, what? Cyclopentane?
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?
Make way for the completionist!
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう!
*年齢 41歳(ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年)
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥(本名は竹野)というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫(さとうたかを)
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト(苦笑)
*趣味
2ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
2ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約(過去3〜5回)、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ!」(せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないMCの下手さに打ち切り・・・)
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか?」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時: そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年: 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、2013年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
Denpa money nigger fad
gape an anus
Life is so utterly absurd!
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
New Rozen Maiden in a matter of hours! How exciting.
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.
زیبا
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
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>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.
Life is so utterly absurd!
infinity days hath september.
Incomplete god
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
I released the emergency mittens!
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
all this bot does is molest me
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
finally
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
I wonder what the carpet tastes like.
My waifu in a vector field.
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
I downloaded title by DQN-kun today but it won't fit on my ipod.
A big bottom with no visible hole.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
attachment anxiety
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
Murder of crows
>>623
Who knows, if people complain about Zeitgeist again, moot might fuck up yet another place
All this glass will cloud over in time.
I will always be tired forever.
Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
>>226 I check it at least twice a day, but usually much more.
Opera song burp mouse
bleah.
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
And what do you know of obsession?
"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
And what do you know of obsession?
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
I have lost all my passion
Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
Let's get legit
Volvo's damn motor.
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
Am dying send help.
my plantar fascia feel great
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
ctrl + bksp
Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best
>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.
vc: toung
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
>>24 We should ignore #13 and make #14 instead when this thread is done.
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.
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Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?
What could I even be thinking?
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
Clouds, and then rain.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.
But if I write about typewriters then everyone will know!
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
gape an anus
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
Bolshy Bolshy Bolshy oh
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
Now, if only I knew someone with a theology degree.
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
Huge frilly sleeves all round.
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
It's full of not working.
Your life is already ending.
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
Burn!
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
Non Non Biyori
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
Do not look directly at the needle.
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
my plantar fascia feel great
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
They were too gentle.
>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird
Voru de moto.
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
>>325 I usually read everything and make posts and stuff, check through other sites and boards I lurk, then come back to usually find some new posts here, and the cycle continues endlessly
All is lost.
oh and ちぃむdmp☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜
Will she dream?
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
Love her to death!
Fucking faggots
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
Thirty two days until the pigs.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
At long last, I'm past halfway! I feel like this project is going to be completed after all.
>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.
Just a few more hours and BF4 beta will be there...
separation anxiety
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SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
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http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.
"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."
hey, that was pretty cool.
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
I need to learn feng shui.
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
bleah.
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
open song, burp nose
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
Algorithms, my love.
>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Losing is fun!
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
Dream check.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
I wonder how many people check this site daily.
I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
It's all about amnesia.
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
>>246 a foster child is staying with my wife and I for a holiday away from the other foster children he stays with as they are all very young, so it's a nice little break for him. We went swimming yesterday and went for mcdonalds and today we're going crab fishing and playing wrestling games on the playstation
Drug users don't have worthwhile hobbies? That's not true!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
I am the velvet guy.
Much as I adore yuri manga, I have to admit that lesbian sex is really boring compared to "normal" sex.
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
It's a kitten.
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
What have I become?
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ゚ -゚) I wasn't invited.
( ゚ -゚) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
U.N. Owen was (not) her?
I hate how Youtube is trying to push this "Week" shit.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...
Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!
When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
suck blue frog
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
Am dying send help.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.
kareha is a piece of shit
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
It's a kitten.
>>345
There was an odd intersection near my old apartment. I called it "a round-Earth adjustment" (for an exaggerated explanation, try wrapping some graph paper around an orange and see how you would have to offset some blocks from true, in order to keep the majority of the streets "normal"). My OChem-major friend called it "1-butene".
I guess http://goo.gl/maps/ZOzV6 would be, what? Cyclopentane?
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
I wonder what the carpet tastes like.
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
I like the phrase: “I can no longer return to those days”.
"Open-ended intervention" is a shitty synonym for "occupation".
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
So many anabaptists...
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
Volvo's damn motor.
Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.
Moon-coloured.
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
what the fuck is a sparberry?
Why is shobon so cute
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
yellow cat
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
Robotic librarian moé~.
What could I even be thinking?
Will she dream?
I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
Algorithms, my love.
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
i hate moths
Obtimus prime
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.
The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.
I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.
what happened to neet.to
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
I need to learn feng shui.
>>226 I check it at least twice a day, but usually much more.
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ!
Look at all the weeaboos!
Life is so utterly absurd!
>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
I need a sword
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
Lunar tic?
How do you take your time where there's no time
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
creative toilet
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
Subject: Implementing type-safe purely functional modifiable trees
Message:
It doesn't work.
Well, it does, it's just difficult.
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
Pietro is so cute
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
>>325 I usually read everything and make posts and stuff, check through other sites and boards I lurk, then come back to usually find some new posts here, and the cycle continues endlessly
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
Oh dear.
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
These are not my panties.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
Incomplete god
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
Gosh darn it!
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
This is my first post on DQN from my shiny new laptop. Here's to many more!
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
Happy ponytail day.
U.N. Owen was (not) her?
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
what happened to neet.to
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?
I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...
"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.
-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
I put on my girlfriend's dress and I felt really good and pretty until I looked down and saw my chubby belly, like a pregnant woman.
Yes, it's rice.
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
زیبا
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
So many anabaptists...
mmm-mm i love periods!
First day at work. No customers yet. Not sure there will be any.
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
No nervous Rex.
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...
#fortune is back!
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.