The ultimate superhero: Revolverine.
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
Non Non Biyori
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
Your life is already ending.
Good luck manipulating this one! It's boundless.
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
Why not just be an anti Semite?
all this bot does is molest me
I'm Buttman!
...buttman...
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
Is this light doing her good? I have my doubts.
I'm putting it IN!!
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
pizza john's
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
yellow cat
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
dicks everywhere
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
Let's get legit
Gosh darn it!
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
I am so fuckin tried right now.
all this bot does is molest me
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
It's getting better all the time!
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
I'll isolate you.
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
I wonder what the carpet tastes like.
FOOP THIS SHOOP
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
Today I met my very first transsexual. How exciting.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
Is this light doing her good? I have my doubts.
infinity days hath september.
So Gaylord is an American thing
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
Rantatan-tan kawaii
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
oh and ちぃむｄｍｐ☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
Why doesn't food appear in front of me if I get hungry enough?
To the guy who sagedanced in four old threads: I see you
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
I'm only ankle deep in the vagaries of the flesh.
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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Just finished watching Angel Beats and it was great.
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
I love myself and want to live.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
I need a sword
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
YUROP
Phloen Phromdaen
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
Why is shobon so cute
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
Oh dear.
???? ?? ????? （;´Д｀）
Is there a list of the DQN ELECTRONICS albums ordered chronologically?
Chloroform wasshoi!
People are strange when you're made of books.
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
It's getting better all the time!
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
>>882 one time i saw someone with one of those oval stickers that said DQN and nearly crashed into a pole
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
A big bottom with no visible hole.
It's all about amnesia.
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
A set is not the sum of its elements.
There's no America you can save.
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
Hair maintenance is a pain
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
What have I become?
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
To the guy who sagedanced in four old threads: I see you
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
I'm thinking
I lost myself in my thoughts
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
Robotic librarian moé~.
I should clean up those crumbs.
Oh dear.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
>>346
Cyclopentane would be a ring with five vertices, whereas that looks more like a single point with five branches. I'd go with something with a trigonal bipyramidal structure; say, phosphorus pentachloride.
If I come back to you in a few hours utterly distraught and inconsolable, please bear with me.
Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
Yankee monkee
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
Hey, my captcha is jude!
I don't really know that song and can't even remember what it sounds like but haha, reference.
I was going to wonder why people find stupid references like that funny, but then I realised I should wonder more about why I care or find it annoying, after all it's just harmless fun, why do I gotta be so elitist and critical of other people, but more importantly, god, why do you have to be so critical about yourself, why can't you just let yourself be yourself, god, why do I always get stuck in these stupid meta loops and get stuck in these endless run-on sentences in my head?
hey jude
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
Will she dream?
Looks like 99 really is greater than 57. Thanks, William D Clinger
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
Aaaah, my heart!
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
can't sleep too depressed
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
I'm thinking
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
Just finished watching Angel Beats and it was great.
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess’d,
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
I change the sonnet, though it's really cool,
Because the ending is so compromising;
It says to me things innocently cruel
And it's not nice to plagiarize, I know,
But I can not find love, which kind of blows.
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
Mono no aware.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
Sorry ladies, I'm not interested in 3D.
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
There's hope for you yet.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
I feel stupid for getting worried about that SCP 001 shenanigans. Also, looks like my parents are getting devorced.
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
It's all about amnesia.
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
>>650
It won't make much of a difference, in terms of what you can contribute, as the stories have been derailed to hell and back.
Just turn your mind off and hack away!
>>639 I was going to post, but the two things that popped into my mind first as things I'm proud to own are firmly on my wall so I couldn't take a webcam photo... nobody bump the thread, I'm getting a film developed today!
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
I'm only ankle deep in the vagaries of the flesh.
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
Aaaah, my heart!
And it even retains its fragrance - truly, a befitting gift!
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Today is always the most enjoyable day.
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"
>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
attachment anxiety
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
pizza john's
Robotic librarian moé~.
Obey Synth Dogg
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
The Kuiper belt is for losers.
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
Obtimus prime
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
wha tthe fuck
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
白い、白い、
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.
Drink Santa's pee
>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
So many anabaptists...
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?
>>724 have you considered putting your dick on a warm stack of french toast.
The Kuiper belt is for losers.
I'm Buttman!
...buttman...
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
Your life is already ending.
>>26 Nah that's not really what I meant, that would be a bit pointless. A bit blunt. It would need a sharpener.
Zion blood is coursing through my veins
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
I lost myself in my thoughts
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
I wanna be spanked.
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
Why not just be an anti Semite?
Come on, let's start using the other boards.
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
dicks everywhere
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
i hate moths
You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?
suck blue frog
I wish people would stop saying "program". It's called an app or application, stop trying to be retro.
Now excuse me while I dump my core over my 300 baud, or whatever.
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
I got a megaphone the other day for £4 as well!
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
>>276
Could be. /lang/ is also rather fast. It fills me with happines knowing that so many people are using textboards
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
>>724 have you considered putting your dick on a warm stack of french toast.
I feel stupid for getting worried about that SCP 001 shenanigans. Also, looks like my parents are getting devorced.
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
The Kuiper belt is for losers.
I can't believe they went for it.
It's all about amnesia.
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
gape an anus
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
kareha is a piece of shit
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
all this bot does is molest me
Thanks to Socratic method, out world has a great history.
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
glass2k is a cool program!
I'm not crying, but a tear just fell out of my eye and made a loud pat sound on my jeans
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
PROTIP: Before you take delicate things apart, read all the instructions and make sure you have all the necessary tools to finish the job...
A big bottom with no visible hole.
GTX 550
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
New Rozen Maiden in a matter of hours! How exciting.
I'm a monster.
Phloen Phromdaen
Am I an unmanned probe now?
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
>>303
Just look through his site, whichever subdomain was abandoned last will probably be closest to him, after all there's hundreds of them, just strewn about as he made them and lost interest in them.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
Dylan
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
>>226
I do almost every day. But I like the Post Office better.
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
>>186
We should probably start a newsserver, I would but gentoo does not do well with inn and AT&T does not support nntp mirroring by default.
>>276
Could be. /lang/ is also rather fast. It fills me with happines knowing that so many people are using textboards
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
It's okay. I'll be your onii-chan.
Come back little moth, I love you.
What do the Kha'ak want?
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
>>226
I do almost every day. But I like the Post Office better.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
Algorithms, my love.
can't sleep too depressed
I a m qweraerilnf vwery trhick wooily mikljttens whui ch astre nkiot coinduckuive gto m zakin g fredzadcable posts. z\t leza\dsgt tgheyh'er nki ced \an dc fuzxzy.,
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
I've become very morbid of late.
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
Voru de moto.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
Love her to death!
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
あまり人間らしくないね。
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
People are strange when you're made of books.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
gaynus
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
open song, burp nose
I love myself and want to live.
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ ۩۞۩ ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
But if I write about typewriters then everyone will know!
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
lmao @ the loserchan drama
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't invited.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
It's full of not working.
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
In a dead girl.
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
It's mad, isn't it?
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
I know a certain someone with a theology disagree.
kareha is a piece of shit
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best
>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au
I love apples. The only other fruits that even come close to being as delicious are cherries and strawberries.
I'm a bag of Hank.
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
fuck
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
GTX 550
Fucking faggots
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
I don't know what I'm doing any more.
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
>>694 I do indeed, I finally got around to finishing it quite recently (I watch a bunch of animes at once hopping between them all). The filler episodes near the end bugged me, but I don't think I've watched a series I like that didn't have at least a couple.
An online acquaintance made this which I think is pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/demosthenesaru/vixenvy-day1
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
>>268
They both look like flimsy, easily breakable little things. You should get yourself a nice reliable brick-shaped Nokia instead.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
Moon-coloured.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
oh and ちぃむｄｍｐ☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜
A dude in front of me is reading fiction book on self-motivation, what a faggot!
For some reason I find this video way more arousing than "real" porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2sDsb4XFw
By the way, anybody know who the girl is?
I vehemently disapprove.
Reminder: you're going to die.
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Phloen Phromdaen
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
It was the "onii-chan" that did it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
Sprite is back!
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
glass2k is a cool program!
Obtimus prime
>>346
Cyclopentane would be a ring with five vertices, whereas that looks more like a single point with five branches. I'd go with something with a trigonal bipyramidal structure; say, phosphorus pentachloride.
I have lost all my passion
Obtimus prime
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
>>282
Redstone ore doesn't melt snow and it glows when you touch it.
Do not look directly at the needle.
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
It's a kitten.
>>229
It's ok I probably wouldn't be invited to any weddings either
I'll isolate you.
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
Moon-coloured.
Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
Come back little moth, I love you.
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
lmao @ the loserchan drama
Am I an unmanned probe now?
Wearing Wednesday socks. Dayum.
>>415
Please /a/, we all know that ticks and the others who come from the lower order of SAoVQ and w2c have found a nest in your board, but it's resilient enough that neither moderation nor invasion can do any permanent damage.
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
I'm a bag of Hank.
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
Gosh darn it!
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
Drug users don't have worthwhile hobbies? That's not true!
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?
mmm-mm i love periods!
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
U.N. Owen was (not) her?
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
I a m qweraerilnf vwery trhick wooily mikljttens whui ch astre nkiot coinduckuive gto m zakin g fredzadcable posts. z\t leza\dsgt tgheyh'er nki ced \an dc fuzxzy.,
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
>>826 that's why I buzzcut mine. Not that that's not also a pain, but it's a lesser pain
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
Fucking faggots
gape an anus
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't invited.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
Now all I need is a small, ornate, circular, freestanding mirror.
Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
Robotic librarian moé~.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
Yes, it's rice.
I love Visvim
Finally that abomination called /q/ is gone. I wonder what the suggestion box will look like
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
Why is shobon so cute
wha tthe fuck
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
Voru de moto.
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
I know a certain someone with a theology disagree.
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
Let me tell you about "sacrifice".
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
Happy ponytail day.
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
>>705
There are always fan translations. I think there is no one doing it right now, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro
The difference between these two is staggering.
I got a megaphone the other day for £4 as well!
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
bleah.
>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
Beef or turkey
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
suck blue frog
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
bleah.
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
There are too many avenues of self-expression, how am I supposed to choose where to write my pithy thoughts?
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
gape an anus
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
Opera song burp mouse
The elementary OS theme for Firefox is nice.
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
Now all I need is a small, ornate, circular, freestanding mirror.
Goodbye, liar world!
It's a peacock party!
What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
Beef or turkey
Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?
Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.
So I was thinking of something that I was going to say sucks donkey dick, but for some reason the phrase came to my mind as "sucks donkey dong" instead. Then it occurred to me that "sucks Donkey Kong" would be funnier.
"sucks Donkey Kong" is now on my list of colorful words and phrases I intend to use more often, but will probably end up never using at all.
Victor Borge is pretty funny, thanks for posting him in the youtube thread Mr. DQN!
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
KYOOOOOTO AN-EE-MAY-EE-SHOOON, WOW WOW WOW!
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
fuck
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't invited.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
Dream check.
When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.
First day of foster caring went well!
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
>>234
So you're the one who doesn't know >> notation! GET ’IM, BOYS
Losing is fun!
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
kareha is a piece of shit
Reminder: you're going to die.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
Yeah, the chocolatier
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
>>181 That's me finished my Lynx Dark Temptation yesterday, I've reverted to the cheap Insette "Orient" again.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
Today I met my very first transsexual. How exciting.
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."
>>553
It's different for every fetishist. As for myself, I LOVE the domination and humiliation aspect that comes with it. I'm kind of a masochist
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
Yankee monkee
I hate how Youtube is trying to push this "Week" shit.
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
infinity days hath september.
i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
And what do you know of obsession?
Chaotic character!
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
I downloaded title by DQN-kun today but it won't fit on my ipod.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
>>913
Because it would probably make more sense to just be anti-Israel, which despite what some people might tell you, isn't the same thing?
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
Unhelpful as that guidebook was, it might be for the best that I don't write walking instructions.
...turn left at the point where the road layout looks like an alkene cis-isomer...
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
i hate moths
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
>>639 I was going to post, but the two things that popped into my mind first as things I'm proud to own are firmly on my wall so I couldn't take a webcam photo... nobody bump the thread, I'm getting a film developed today!
I am an incredibly stupid person.
Sooch meets mouth.
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
Sprite is back!
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
زیبا
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ！ ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
Come on, let's start using the other boards.
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
In a dead girl.
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
Drink Santa's pee
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".
I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
Denpa money nigger fad
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
Look at all the weeaboos!
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
But if I write about typewriters then everyone will know!
What do the Kha'ak want?
>>694 I do indeed, I finally got around to finishing it quite recently (I watch a bunch of animes at once hopping between them all). The filler episodes near the end bugged me, but I don't think I've watched a series I like that didn't have at least a couple.
An online acquaintance made this which I think is pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/demosthenesaru/vixenvy-day1
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
U.N. Owen was (not) her?
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
First day of foster caring went well!
I refuse to take sides.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...
あまり人間らしくないね。
