beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
Subject: Implementing type-safe purely functional modifiable trees
Message:
It doesn't work.
Well, it does, it's just difficult.
gooey
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
I refuse to take sides.
I wish people would stop saying "program". It's called an app or application, stop trying to be retro.
Now excuse me while I dump my core over my 300 baud, or whatever.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
A dude in front of me is reading fiction book on self-motivation, what a faggot!
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
Just finished watching Angel Beats and it was great.
I'm a monster.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't invited.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
I am so fuckin tried right now.
37564
Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
I don't remember when or why I stopped looking at important university documents and started looking up pictures of Suzumi Tamao on danbooru. It can't have been a gradual process; I must have made some sort of conscious decision at some point. Ah, whatever.
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
what happened to neet.to
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro
The difference between these two is staggering.
I've done something horrible
Robotic librarian moé~.
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
what happened to neet.to
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
what happened to neet.to
glass2k is a cool program!
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
>>796
So you have to rub your dick on the head of a girl after a bottle drinks from her?
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
I have lost all my passion
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
I hate how Youtube is trying to push this "Week" shit.
It's mad, isn't it?
Now all I need is a small, ornate, circular, freestanding mirror.
I need your help, DQN! I have established that I ought to buy either LG Nexus 4 or LG Optimus G. Which one should I pick?
Murder of crows
And it even retains its fragrance - truly, a befitting gift!
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
Chaotic character!
I'm Buttman!
...buttman...
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
>>226
I do almost every day. But I like the Post Office better.
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
I should clean up those crumbs.
Hair maintenance is a pain
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
Life is so utterly absurd!
It's a peacock party!
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
Is this light doing her good? I have my doubts.
Zion blood is coursing through my veins
Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.
oh and ちぃむｄｍｐ☆ - 電波LOVE～でんぱあいす～
>>300
But we all know a certain someone with a theology degree.
After all this is /dqn/.
I can offer you little more than my affections.
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
If I come back to you in a few hours utterly distraught and inconsolable, please bear with me.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
And what do you know of obsession?
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
I'm a bag of Hank.
Thirty two days until the pigs.
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
Make way for the completionist!
>>598
It's been shit since 2008, basically became so popular that it's just facebook for the edgy kids. It's not as good a random number generator or for news as it used to be when it was our entropy engine. Refer to DQN documentation regarding the matter and need for a new entropy engine.
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
finally
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
Robotic librarian moé~.
fuck
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
I a m qweraerilnf vwery trhick wooily mikljttens whui ch astre nkiot coinduckuive gto m zakin g fredzadcable posts. z\t leza\dsgt tgheyh'er nki ced \an dc fuzxzy.,
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
I am (not) serious.
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess’d,
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
I change the sonnet, though it's really cool,
Because the ending is so compromising;
It says to me things innocently cruel
And it's not nice to plagiarize, I know,
But I can not find love, which kind of blows.
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
It's a kitten.
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
>>26 Nah that's not really what I meant, that would be a bit pointless. A bit blunt. It would need a sharpener.
Oh dear.
Dream check.
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ！ ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
I love Visvim
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
I want to put my dick on something.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
Non Non Biyori
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
Sprite is back!
한국어로 YouTube 보기
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
It'll all be over.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
I played ET for the Atari. I like it.
Hey, my captcha is jude!
I don't really know that song and can't even remember what it sounds like but haha, reference.
I was going to wonder why people find stupid references like that funny, but then I realised I should wonder more about why I care or find it annoying, after all it's just harmless fun, why do I gotta be so elitist and critical of other people, but more importantly, god, why do you have to be so critical about yourself, why can't you just let yourself be yourself, god, why do I always get stuck in these stupid meta loops and get stuck in these endless run-on sentences in my head?
hey jude
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
I got a megaphone the other day for £4 as well!
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
I am the velvet guy.
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
I used to enjoy Topkek when I was a child. Now it is a mockery.
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
もうミキ先生、ひどいよ！
You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
t : . : .a : . :n : . : . : a : . : . : . : . : : . : . :s : . : . : . : : . : . : . : : . :i . : . : . : . :n . : . : . : . :n
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
Today is always the most enjoyable day.
Hello to all Dylans in the world
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
I love, love, love!
fuck
Goodbye, liar world!
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
One day I'm going to screenshot all these "I just got the 1993 reference" posts and make a collage, like those stupid Facebook and Twitter ones.
Rantatan-tan kawaii
Obey Synth Dogg
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
Your life is already ending.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
Denpa money nigger fad
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
زیبا
I can't handle this anymore.
New Rozen Maiden in a matter of hours! How exciting.
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
Thanks Wik
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
I a m qweraerilnf vwery trhick wooily mikljttens whui ch astre nkiot coinduckuive gto m zakin g fredzadcable posts. z\t leza\dsgt tgheyh'er nki ced \an dc fuzxzy.,
Why am I such a retard?.
Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.
sawn-off moustache.
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
lmao @ the loserchan drama
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
>>650
It doesn't matter, just say the universe exploded and something about toast or angry dogs.
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
I've seen the word 'color' so much now, my native spelling 'colour' looks strange.
Why doesn't food appear in front of me if I get hungry enough?
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
sawn-off moustache.
Today is always the most enjoyable day.
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.
Volvo's damn motor.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
Why not just be an anti Semite?
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
I am so fuckin tried right now.
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
I am extremely upset.
Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't invited.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
All is lost.
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
Just finished watching Angel Beats and it was great.
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
>>303
Just look through his site, whichever subdomain was abandoned last will probably be closest to him, after all there's hundreds of them, just strewn about as he made them and lost interest in them.
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
>>623
Who knows, if people complain about Zeitgeist again, moot might fuck up yet another place
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
My trackpad's gummed up and doesn't click on the left
hey, that was pretty cool.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
So Gaylord is an American thing
あまり人間らしくないね。
I love, love, love!
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
I am an incredibly stupid person.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best
>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
Learning the annoying way what git revert actually does
I'm putting it IN!!
gooey
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
Chaotic character!
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
How do you take your time where there's no time
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
open song, burp nose
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
I love you
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
>>415
Please /a/, we all know that ticks and the others who come from the lower order of SAoVQ and w2c have found a nest in your board, but it's resilient enough that neither moderation nor invasion can do any permanent damage.
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro
The difference between these two is staggering.
finally
Am I a hermit now?
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
wha tthe fuck
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
I need a sword
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
>>181 That's me finished my Lynx Dark Temptation yesterday, I've reverted to the cheap Insette "Orient" again.
Reminder: you're going to die.
These are not my panties.
Make way for the completionist!
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
But you have not noticed.
separation anxiety
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
what happened to neet.to
FOOP THIS SHOOP
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
There's hope for you yet.
I am (not) serious.
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
It's getting better all the time!
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
I wanna be spanked.
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
Oh no!
open song, burp nose
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
bleah.
my plantar fascia feel great
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
I could train as a computer science teacher for free and get a scholarship to boot if I wanted.
Pity children are shit.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Yankee monkee
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
The Vagina Brothers own Terminator
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
Why not just be an anti Semite?
Sorry ladies, I'm not interested in 3D.
Voru de moto.
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
what the fuck is a sparberry?
May not work with Skullfag or Zandrodumb.
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
Let's get legit
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
Looks like 99 really is greater than 57. Thanks, William D Clinger
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
The Kuiper belt is for losers.
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
I should clean up those crumbs.
Dylan
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
It's getting better all the time!
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
37564
If anyone else bids on this I will destroy something
You might be thinking that Daft Punk's song is about "scoring" or, to put it bluntly, having sex. But it isn't.
"Like the legend of the phoenix" Daft Punk make their triumphal return. This song is about art, it is about music. "The force" that "keeps the planet spinning" is creativity.
"We’re up all night to get lucky" in this context is about working hard to find that special melody, that "vibe" that makes Daft Punk's music so distinct as opposed to modern music, that has become generic: "the present has no rhythm".
But Daft Punk is not going to stop and relax despite of their international fame!
We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
Hats off to Daft Punk!
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
I'm Buttman!
...buttman...
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
finally
My waifu in a vector field.
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
I am the velvet guy.
Burn!
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.
I can't handle this anymore.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
"Open-ended intervention" is a shitty synonym for "occupation".
All this glass will cloud over in time.
You n'wah!
Lunar tic?
In a dead girl.
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
I released the emergency mittens!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Goodbye, liar world!
I don't use Twitter very much and I've just come across a bunch of tweets praising me that I missed, I feel all fuzzy!
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
I just started using 4ch after deciding to visit the only English text board I know. I'm also confused at these dates. I'm too new here.
Make way for the completionist!
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
I lost myself in my thoughts
I'm distraught and inconsolable! Feel sorry for me!
Yes, it's rice.
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
Phloen Phromdaen
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
Mono no aware.
how do you do that cool bold italic underline strike though
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
>>345
There was an odd intersection near my old apartment. I called it "a round-Earth adjustment" (for an exaggerated explanation, try wrapping some graph paper around an orange and see how you would have to offset some blocks from true, in order to keep the majority of the streets "normal"). My OChem-major friend called it "1-butene".
I guess http://goo.gl/maps/ZOzV6 would be, what? Cyclopentane?
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
separation anxiety
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
>>408
I parsed the misspelling as "Have you ever been in real Tarot" and thought this was going to be some weird fortune telling thing.
vc: toung
Do not look directly at the needle.
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
This is my first post on DQN from my shiny new laptop. Here's to many more!
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
Now, if only I knew someone with a theology degree.
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
Hair maintenance is a pain
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
Why won't my head stop spinning? I'm not even inebriated.
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
A big bottom with no visible hole.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
I hate internet plebs, they really bug me.
I wish I hadn't bumped that thread.
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
#fortune is back!
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
I vehemently disapprove.
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
What do the Kha'ak want?
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Obey Synth Dogg
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
>>826 that's why I buzzcut mine. Not that that's not also a pain, but it's a lesser pain
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
I got a megaphone the other day for £4 as well!
>>834 but you can, I don't want you to feel like you're not allowed to either.
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
Bonsai story generator sucks dick
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
It's a kitten.
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
McDonald's with freinds. Yahoo!
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
This board never existed
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
There she is, laid out on a warm, soft bed, inviting me to join her - but I'm not allowed to. Life is so cruel.
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
Opera song burp mouse
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
زیبا
Good luck manipulating this one! It's boundless.
I like the phrase: “Ｉ ｃａｎ ｎｏ ｌｏｎｇｅｒ ｒｅｔｕｒｎ ｔｏ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｄａｙｓ”.
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
Am dying send help.
I released the emergency mittens!
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
This moth has made me happier than any human ever could.
pizza john's
I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
When was the last time you drew a hypotrochoid anyway?
I want to put my dick on something.
Reporting an accidental emergency mittens release.
my plantar fascia feel great
I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
> Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
Probably multiplayer and all the community-created content. Personally, despite its numerous flaws I think it's one of the best sandbox games I've played. Ever since Red Faction I've always liked first person games that let you edit the terrain, but Minecraft was the first one that had unlimited world editing capabilities while still being intuitive and fun.
Rantatan-tan kawaii
Love her to death!
Why is shobon so cute
My entire life so far was leading up to writing that one, ridiculous sentence.
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
37564
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
May not work with Skullfag or Zandrodumb.
Look at all the weeaboos!
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
The ultimate superhero: Revolverine.
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
Happy memories!
Happy mammaries!
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
Happy Programmer Day, DQN!
http://www.programmerday.info/
>>24 We should ignore #13 and make #14 instead when this thread is done.
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
Obey Synth Dogg
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
I'm a bag of Hank.
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
You n'wah!
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
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dicks everywhere
I can offer you little more than my affections.
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
I wanna be spanked.
>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
First day of foster caring went well!
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
i wanna learn japanese too... learning by immersion is the best
>>574
here is something on laziness and being http://waa.ai/2au
>>385
My trackpad got so bad that the left click was broken and constantly clicked, I had to disable it and use a wired mouse.
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
Burn!
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
Oh no!
These are not my panties.
hey, that was pretty cool.
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
Obey Synth Dogg
yellow cat
Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
Smoky Mountain Wrestling
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
Sorry ladies, I'm not interested in 3D.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
GTX 550
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
>>732
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil: a fire volcano.
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
Lately I've been listening to two songs at once to cut down on time wasted while listening to only 1 album at a time.
I vehemently disapprove.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
creative toilet
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
I am (not) serious.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
They were too gentle.
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."
>>639 I was going to post, but the two things that popped into my mind first as things I'm proud to own are firmly on my wall so I couldn't take a webcam photo... nobody bump the thread, I'm getting a film developed today!
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
I lost myself in my thoughts
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Goodbye, liar world!
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
In a dead girl.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
DQNdog.jpg is my current desktop background, thanks for sharing your hairy dog >>22!
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
I am the velvet guy.
Objectivity, eh? Well okay then.
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
In a dead girl.
>>268
They both look like flimsy, easily breakable little things. You should get yourself a nice reliable brick-shaped Nokia instead.
I'm a handsome boy looking for a girl to have kisses with
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal
can't sleep too depressed
infinity days hath september.
I don't know what I'm doing any more.
Goodbye, liar world!
Yes, it's rice.
Oh dear.
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
Is it just me, or has the frequency of posts here increased massively in this past week?
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
I've seen the word 'color' so much now, my native spelling 'colour' looks strange.
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
But what shall we do when even the rate of change of the gradient is increasing asymptotically?
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
These are not my panties.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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Welcome to Night Vale is great.
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
Clouds, and then rain.
I should clean up those crumbs.
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
all this bot does is molest me
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
I love myself and want to live.
Why doesn't food appear in front of me if I get hungry enough?
Moon-coloured.
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
I want a pengpod!!!
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
>>757 I was only kidding, I have nothing against geordies, one of my good friends is one. Not a bad guy at all, he just talks a lot of shite.
While I wait for the captcha to refresh, I'll say that Walkers Sensations "Bengali Spice" Coated Peanuts are so choice, if you have the means I highly recommend picking some up.
>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
あまり人間らしくないね。
What do the Kha'ak want?
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
What happened to the little guy with the pan
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
I realized that the post date being stuck on September 1993 is a reference to eternal september.
>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
There's my kutyuli mutyuli!
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
>>276
Could be. /lang/ is also rather fast. It fills me with happines knowing that so many people are using textboards
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
>>636
I could've been a proper hikikomori by now... or a corporate slave with a keen interest in anime, manga and digital electronics. I would be a reguar visitor to Shibuya and Akihabara.
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
We should do a Monachat hangout
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
Make way for the completionist!
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
I vehemently disapprove.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
Drink Santa's pee
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders
Your life is already ending.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
what the fuck is a sparberry?
Life is so utterly absurd!
Am dying send help.
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
>>796
So you have to rub your dick on the head of a girl after a bottle drinks from her?
Rantatan-tan kawaii
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
Sprite is back!
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
