The shirt was
said Max, as it was his second favourite
shirt color.
Off-the-rack green lime jello
CHAPTER 23
Shirts Go To War!
Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down
the road to go to the store. They were having a sale on
lime green jello affairs, 2 for 1!
he was looking for a kiwi
on the moon.
"That'd be a pleasant design for a shirt", though Ethel the Aardvark.
Ethel was about to enter the store when a stray bullet pierced its skull, staining the store entrance with a collection of gray matter and blood.
The war of the shirts, begun has.
The mothers of strangers wept.
The mothers of strangers wept.
The mothers of strangers continued weeping, much like an infected wound on a summer's day.
The stranger mothers wept also, but more strangely.
Anime was gone.
"Finally."
The Lime King Maximus saw the dark future his kingdom would suffer, and, with a pre-emptive sigh of desperation, uttered the phrase that he knew would save his people and restore confidence in the Lime lineage.
This utterance would call upon the ancient debt the Lime Green Armies had earned, all those years ago. The war, now only documented in priceless, fragile tomes, saw the noble Armies aid the Fish People in brutal and bloody combat against an unspeakably hideous foe.
King Fin the Thirteenth, humbled and grateful for the aid the Green Armies had so selflessly brought, gifted upon the Lime King Geoff a single promise. "I am personally indebted," said King Fin, "and should your kingdom see grave danger, you must only call upon your new fin allies."
This debt, secretly passed down hundreds of years Lime heritage and only to be used as a last resort, was finally to be repaid.
"Finally," spoke the King. "I hope I pronounced that right."
The terror of Zanzibar
The terror of marzipan, on the other hand,
is a worm wearing a dress.
A fairly nice dress.
LIME GREEN
COCK
"I am fine, Aly, how are you?"
CHARTREUSE
CABOOSE
CHAPTER 24
THE LOST CHAPTER
One day, Mario woke up and decided to take a shit.
CHAPTER 23 AGAIN
It all started 15 chapters ago.
CHAPTER 8
a fairly nice
red flannel shirt with
fairly nice
lime green trim.
The conductor himself was
lime green
with rage.
Fairly nice rage.
"How are you on this fair day?" said the rage to the assistant conductor as he stepped into the conductor's cabin on that fated day.
"I'm fucking
nice," replied the assistant conductor.
"Thanks for fucking
ittekimasu"
"CHARTREUSE CABOOSE SUCK MY DICK
I'M A LEAN MOTHERFUCKER AND BITCH YOU AIN'T SLICK"
"But who is Slick?"
Said an innocent bystander with
AIDS
written crudely on his t-shirt with a Sharpie. It was not
nice at all.
His name was Kevin, and he was
widely regarded as being the most annoying person in
Portlandia!
"Put a bird on it Put a bird on it"
Yet there was one thing everyone thought was fairly nice about him:
His PONOS.
his crooked Jew harp.
always fell out of his pocket
he never ceased to do anything about it though
This was because he had a well guarded secret: his harp was actually
Patrick Duffy in a harp suit.
Anyway, the point is
ya gotta catch em all
over my face.
Meanwhile,
the shorts were on the shirts
, and the limes were in the bowl.
The eggs were beaten softly into the flour/pumice mixture, and the butter onions were preheated
before frying.
It was fairly hot.
when compared to the following countries
Norway,
Zimbabwe, Paraguay, and
the end
EPILOGUE
On the first day God created
your mom
, the most beautiful woman, also known as "Eve"
, as in "Eve of Destruction." With tears of bubbling pitch streaming from her uncountable eyes, she looked over the new Earth, spread her wings of shadow and flame to the heavens and
saw a shirt.
The shirt was
torn to pieces by a mass of gibbering petty demons.
Eve smiled with one of her seven mouths, for
the cutest little bunny was
wearing an off-the-rack lime green affair.
"I will spare the Earth," she boomed in multiple voices, "long enough for you, little bunny, to learn some basic fashion."
"FAREWELL" She screamed as she exploded. The bunny looked up and
smoked weed everyday.
420 blaze it
#Bernie
insisted in an annoyingly nasal voice that everyone pronounce his name as "HASHtag Bernie!"
#Bernie was wearing
a weed weave shirts
and an ill-fitting suit made of
capitalism.
And then
the universe
started playing on the History Channel.
During a commercial break
the viewer changed the channel to